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Hey GromitHeads, Jared here: sorry for the delay on this one. I’m in production on my feature film debut, and dealing with a dang toothache. Nevertheless, I’m addicted to persisting, and getting this episode out for you. We’ll be back with a new episode on July 5th, and until then be sure to send in your emails, voice recordings, etc- we’d love to hear from you. If I remember correctly, Steve had a real bad attitude when we recorded this one, but what else is new?
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NEXT WEEK: “Red Harvest” by Dashiell Hammett
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Thank you so much to TIME Magazine for naming us “Hardest Working Podcasters” for 20MoneyWon, what an incredible award to be welcomed back to Seattle’s DFWaG Industries HQ with. To celebrate, we read Gary K Wolf’s impossibly jaded and enigmatic “Who Censored Roger Rabbit?”- easily the most personal, unfunny, singular work we’ve read for the podcast. Gary went hog wild with this one. Also in this episode:
-Surveilled by The NSA/KGB Goons
-Frau Yvonne’s 30k Women
-BACO (Bill & Co.)
-Listenership Commitment Issues (TPP)
-Personal Manifesto v. Lashing Out Against Cultural Change
-Traditionalist Ideologue Manifesto/Polemic, Prejudice v. Parody/Pastiche
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “The Six Fingers of Time” by R. A. Lafferty
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A happy May Day to all our dedicated May Heads with a touch of May Madness, as we celebrate the 50th Episode Spectacular. What better way to celebrate such a momentous occasion, than to return to Raymond Chandler for “Farewell, My Lovely” as our supplemental, hardboiled novel of the week. (Editors Note: “The OC” was on FOX, you can blame the pencil pushers at DFWaG Labs) Our corporate partners for the spectacular include: The UN, WB, Crocs, Ocean Spray, etc. Also in this episode:
-“The Trend Report” (Produced by DFWaG Labs, LLC)
-Pilgrim Hats, May Mindset, Listeners Listen
-Promo Code “Okkahi 4 Mei”
-Gone Fishin’ w/ Chef Jeff
-Self-Destruction, Acceptant Cynicism v. Search/Refusal of Intimacy/Sentiment
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “Who Censored Roger Rabbit?” by Gary K. Wolf
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A huge thanks to Barrister Nelson and Footnote Correspondent Karl for a PERFECT 8/10 Podcasting Experience in both the lead-up to our highly anticipated “50th Episode Spectacular”, and our exploration into Jorge Luis Borges’ “The Lottery in Babylon”. Remember: use code “DFWAG20” for 20% off your first order of Ocean Spray’s new SprayBernet, this May. Also in this episode:
-Introducing Karl: Certified Footnote Expert
-Oceanspray presents “SprayBernet 50/50”
-“All Around The World, Statues Crumble For Me”
-Thanks, Tom Apple (TAT 4 DFWAG)
-Participant Moralists/Intelligentsia v. The Prospective Infinite
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “Farewell, My Lovely” by Raymond Chandler
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Firmly committing to a 9.9/10 Podcasting Experience, we’re joined by friend of the pod, Jordan, to offer his sage wisdom in our unpacking and analysis of Kahlil Gibran’s “The Prophet”. Of course, off pod we held the Annual Nut Power Ranking, moreover there’s plenty of Nut Talk (NT) present in the long overdue April “Trend Report”. Also in this episode:
-Introducing Jordan: Qualified Public Intellectual
-“The Trend Report” (Produced by DFWaG Labs LLC)
-A Plea From Chef Jeff
-Global Outpouring of Support
-Simplicity, Stability, and Seeking v. Empty Poeticism/Ambiguity
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “The Lottery in Babylon” by Jorge Luis Borges
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BREAKING NEWS: DFWaG has partnered with Vinny VanGo for our first ever “Annual Giveaway”- the grand prize? Ornate wooden clogs signed by Vinny himself. As a way to celebrate this incredible development, we tucked into Julio Cortazar’s “Blow Up”, this week, with the hopes that we too can escape into an imagined reality far from our own as internationally hunted fugitives. Also in this episode:
-“You Know I Like The Continental Breakfast”
-Chef Jeff Breaks His Silence
-The Baseball Stats Codex (OB, ERA, HR, MLB)
-Public Intellectuals and The French Delights
-Artistic Vacuum v. Insular Horror/Trauma (Delusion, Psychological Transference)
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “The Prophet” by Kahlil Gibran
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We’ve escaped the clutches of the Globalist Cabal, and we’re painting the continental United States ORANGE. No better way to celebrate such fortune, than to continue our run of Flannery O’Conner short fiction. Can you believe that Steve has a microphone finally? All with the thanks of our New Dutch Family. Also in this episode:
-#191 Comedy Podcast in The Netherlands
-Christmas Morning w/ Your New Dutch Family
-Operation: ORANGELAND (Orangevity 2021)
-The Dracula Symposium
-Religious Reverence v. Haunted by Permanence
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “Blow Up” by Julio Cortázar
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This week we read Yukio Mishima’s “The Sound of Waves”, courtesy of the incredible library system here at the Washington State Penitentiary- Walla Walla, Washington’s own supermax facility. We fought the Globalist Cabal, and the Cabal won: of course we were arrested not minutes after last week’s episode. Our sincerest apology to everyone who betrayed us, for having spoke too much truth to power. Also in this episode:
-Walla Walla / Ypsilanti Podcast Connection
-Steve’s Nurse, and His Window Escapades
-Friend(s) of the Podcast, Gary Ridgway (and the Latin Kings)
-“Chef Jeff played bridge, and I have no legs"
-Tenderness, Obsessive Masculinity v. Cosmopolitan/Western Contempt
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “Good Country People” by Flannery O'Conner
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On Friday, March 12th, 6am, a new email arrived in the podcast mailbox from one “Ehrenzweig Sanchez Miguel Angel”. A message devoid of business propositions, local flavors, or boots on the ground correspondence from the expected litany of avid listeners. A message transporting us to a previously unknown world of intrigue, deception, and betrayal.
David Foster Wallace and Gromit Industries presents “Miguel: An Investigative Podcast”. Additionally, we’ve finished our Samuel Beckett Trilogy this week.
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NEXT WEEK: “The Sound of Waves” by Yukio Mishima
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This week we read Samuel Beckett’s “The Expelled” in addition to our weekly selection of “Infinite Jest”. We’d be remiss if we didn’t of course thank Beans(dot)com, HBO, and the Woody Allen Estate, for helping us produce the 1st Annual #PrayForGustavo Telethon- featuring 4 of his biggest fans. Join us next week for our exclusive interview with the legendary Beetlejuice Green. Also in this episode:
-215th Most Popular Comedy Podcast In Romania
-“The Trend Report” (Produced by DFWaG Labs LLC)
-The #PrayForGustavo 1st Annual Telethon
-Avery Waverly and The Two-State-Solution
-Social Delusions, Dismissal v. Betrayal of Memory
AND MORE.
OUR TOM AND JERRY CAMEO: https://imgur.com/a/fZ0OpmW
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NEXT WEEK: “The End" by Samuel Beckett
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Ample vibes being caught in this one: As we build anticipation for the launch of “OPERATION GREENLAND”, we’re transitioning to “Bobby D, Alpacini, Tom, and Jerry”, a new Warner Brothers IP-centric podcast. (SPOILERS) Tom kills Jerry. Additionally, went ahead and unveiled the Royal Family x Funko collaboration. Also in this one:
-“Tom & Jerry” for Best Pictures at The 63rd Annual Academy Awards
-The Maureen Hinckley Foundation LLC / A Crisp $5
-#PrayForGustavo
-The Statistician’s Quarrel
-Horrific Absurdism v. Loneliness, the Burden of Decay/Abjection
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “The Expelled" by Samuel Beckett
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We sat down with beloved, detective novelist Raymond Chandler’s “The Big Sleep”, for our week’s companion material- as a treat of course, for our 40th Episode Spectacular. A huge thanks to all the real Gromit-Heads who have accompanied us on this literary journey, and the new journey of independent statehood that awaits us, even still (s/o Abner Abdeel for the gracious support). Also in this episode:
-40th Episode/Annual Spectacular
-DFWaG G-Fuel Funko Collaboration
-New Character: Skib Umnels
-Lockheed Martin presents "Operation Greenland" (10.2mil c/o Abner Abdeel)
-Deceit, Stoicism v. Noire Tropes and Cultural Hegemony in Hollywood’s Golden Age
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “The Calmative" by Samuel Beckett
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Bienvenido! The Del Monte Duo is back! Come with us to celebrate the 200th episode! We here at the Del Monte Dispatch are the only true italo-brazilian, and leftist extremism podcast venture on the market. A huge shoutout to all Italians throughout the world. Our views reflect those of the Del Monte Foods corporation. In this episode:
-The SEC Freedom of Information Act
-S/o All Italians, Internationally
-David Dell Monte’s Local Flavor
-SuperBowl VR (Intimacy Premium)
-“The Necklace” / Material v. Class Aspirations, Gratitude
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “The Big Sleep" by Raymond Chandler
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We explored Malcolm Lowry’s literary debut, “Ultramarine”, and in turn explored our ability to become increasingly, and academically, combative in media res. More attentive listeners will notice around the 50ish minute mark that something happens. It is not my place to say what that something is. This is the final episode of David Foster Wallace, and Gromit, as we understand it currently. Also in this episode:
-Tasty Tipples/Sour Hour: A Beverage-Focused Podcast
-Glendale, Arizona: NSA Psy-op Headquarters
-Nate & Steve Anderson, LLC
-Wait, Are You Gonna Give It To ‘Em Straight?
-Qualified Masculinity, Romanticized Chastity/Abjection, and Concussive Alcoholism
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “The Necklace" by Guy de Maupassant
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A new season means officially rebranded as “DFWaG: After Dark: Demon Hour: FREAKS ONLY”. This isn’t your grandma’s podcast, despite Steve’s constant attempts to sabotage the new direction we’ve chosen to go in. Fuck Portugal, me and all my homies HATE Portugal. I (Jared) don’t care if Steve IS involved with Air Portugal’s PPP (Portugal Pal Project). An apology must be issued for his behavior in this one. Also in this episode:
-Dave & Grom, LTD (Ganja Green)
-Our Boy In Brazil
-Demon Mode Initiated
-Tardis? Tardat?: a 'Dr. Who' Fancast
-Ritual/Transactional Romanticism, Class Mobility, and Shame/Dignity
AND MORE.Questions? Comments?
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NEXT WEEK: “Ultramarine" by Malcolm Lowry
CURRENT THEME SONG: “The Sun and The Rainfall” by Depeche Mode2021, David Foster Wallace, and Gromit, All Rights Reserved
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For the momentous occasion that is our 36th episode, we dare to dream of a world untethered from law and order. A world where Dew flows freely and often; where man is ordained with the ability to craft an artisan Dew in his image for the greater good- or detriment- of society as we understand it today. Of course read Nikolai Gogol’s “The Viy” as to better color our understanding of such a world, moreover that is rendered irrelevant. Also in this episode:
-“Baby With a Man’s Mind”
-Money’sDay, Tiir’sDay, Happy Days
-Gustavo’s Local Flavor
-The Dew-Bay
-Spiritual Emptiness v. Secular Ritualism
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “The Shot” and “The Blizzard" by Alexander Pushkin
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Thank you to everyone who has offered such kind words as we work to divorce ourselves from paltry, literary matters- and embark upon a new podcasting coproduction with the ever generous folks over at Nabisco. We’re proud to announce: "Local Flavor", a DFWaG/SnackWorks Podcast surrounding novelty snack foods, and our weekly dive into the world of fast food dining. Also in this episode:
-Oreo Power Ranking (Thanks, Nabisco)
-Fast Food Novelty Orders
-Steve’s Milkshake Polemic
-Utopian Thought Experiment (Notes on Homogeneity/Hypocrisy)
-Pynchon Cheeks aka Ricardo Rumpus aka Buttcheek Bill
-Thomas Pynchon / Complacent Escapism, Reverence and "The Modern American Military Experience”
AND MORE.
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THEME SONG: “But Not Tonight” by Depeche Mode
NEXT WEEK: “Viy” by Nicholas Gogol
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Your professor had only begun to collect the prior day’s assignment when the school bell rang. Hearing this they pause- pensive and distant- for but a moment before announcing that said assignment can wait one more day. A collective sigh of relief falls over the classroom, halted by the shuffling chairs and book bags. Listen, we know you didn’t read this week’s selection, and thats alright. For now.
Also in this episode:
-Chastised in The Tea Room
-Citrus Geequein’
-Steve Can’t Sit Still
-“What’s The Intro?”
-Friend of The Pod, Ken Griffey Jr.
AND MORE.
The Jar in Question:
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NEXT WEEK: “Low-Lands” / “The Small Rain” by Thomas Pynchon
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Welcome to your first day of Narrative Fiction 101, at DFWaG University. We wade into Hermann Hesse’s “Siddhartha” on our own quest for enlightenment, for nirvana, and ultimately for financial gain- as we dive deep into our extensive, newly minted, sponsorship opportunities. DFWaGU is the last true bastion of wisdom and truth seeking in the world (brought to you by The North American Vinegar Initiative LLC). Also in this episode:
-International Correspondence, aka “We’re Not Gonna Talk About That"
-Quick Question w/ Steve
-C/o Safeway Select, and NAVI LLC
-The Brewed Leaf Bunch
-“Siddhartha” by Hermann Hesse
-Asceticism, Introspection, and Seeking v. Finding
AND MORE.
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NEXT WEEK: “Low-Lands” by Thomas Pynchon
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