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Dali, meet Shovel. Hello Donavich. Maximus charms sand. Armo growls. Public Service Announcement. "Father!" Armo gets key, and frees Doru. March of the Dead. Maximus is already typing secret messages. Doru mourns Father. Maximus marches with the dead. Armo gets some Mad Mary. The Wiz enters town under protest. Dali discovers a Waffle Crew. The Wiz utters a warning. The spawn attack. Evelyn smites Maximus with her battle axe. Strix takes a misty step.
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The Wiz Files, Thursdays at 9, goes off the map. Tinok sits propped up against a tree. Ken interrogates. There's no sides of the story. Liz asks the Wiz or the Biz or whoever he is, "to bite me"? Ken and Bluffy wrestle their webcams. Ismark invites the Wiz to get things chilled out. Hate the disease. Freek seems down. Yo, open the gates. The Wiz persuades closer up the wall. Ismark and Buffy vouch for the rest. Grant is totally persuaded. Ken propositions Myrtle. Father Lucian extends a questionable invitation. The Wiz knows where you sleep.
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Three Buffies did a little human pyramid. You're starting to get hot. The Wiz can grind it out 15 minutes. A miniature Stonehenge. I am the Ancient, I am the Land. Arooooooooya! A small pile of children's teeth. Myrtle and... Freek?! Lisbet learns how to make an Arcana Check. Things really took a turn while Buffy was away. Ireena saw it, but no one's talking about it. Barking, howling, and snarling. That's a lot of fahking wolves! Arooooo bitches. Ken's got Tony Orlando and Dawn. Matt's got secret tricks. Can Lisbet use her little bag of sand? Buffy's Shield of Faith. The power of Christ compels you! Ireena stands petrified. Wolf steaks, and a Holy Crucifix of Ravenkind. Ken argues for the cross. The children are crying. Tinok?! Ken makes a Perception check. Buffy argues for the cross. Buffy agrees to toss it.
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CHAPTER 5: ROAD TO VALLAKI
(Masters of the D): After the hagfight, it's been a long day. Fight and kill and go out in a blaze of glory? Relocate kitchen and reboot business? No more grinding children in the comfort of their own windmill? Rictavio's song. A path out of Bonegrinder. A pack of wolves. The Mourning Gate. What time will it be? A tour of Vallaki: Missing Bones, Coffin Maker, Baron and Mrs. Wachter, Blue Water Inn. How do you want it to go? Flyover country?
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It was a disaster. What happened? I'm just gonna knock here on my cauldron. The Wiz tips it over. Lisbet says burn the room. Bluffy tickles Morgantha, who takes a seat. The Wiz has a plan. Ismark says we are balls deep. Can we all do it at the same time? Ready! Ismark taunts with his thing. Buffy plays a game with Offalia. Everybody unloads. The Wiz makes water. Morgantha discovers a new vulnerability. Ken takes a breath. Buffy gets dressed. Morgantha drops. Lisbet and Ken torch it. All the Buffies say goodbye. The Wiz and Lisbet share a drink. Buffy checks in with Lisbet. Is the game over? Do we have to go?
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Our first quarantine edition of Strahdo Mojado. Youth, Laughter and Mother's Milk. Morgantha's Pin and Spider-Wiz. Lightning strikes, and arms turn. "Mother, our guests are gone!" Bluffy and Bella enjoy a third story view together. Ireena admires Bella's ugly skirt. Ken put a sock in it. Offalia is quite proud of Buffy's ugly name. Zap! Morgantha knocks. Ismark goes in for a hug. Lisbet says hello and goodbye, without any help. Machinery is Bluffy's jam. The Wiz gives Bella mouth to mouth, and is betrayed by Art. Ismark teaches geometry to Ireena. Bella leaves a pool. The Wiz wants housecleaning. Buffy gets mixed signals from Offalia.
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CHAPTER 4: HAGFIGHT
(Masters of the D): Arthur did things Anna would never have done with Morgantha. His vision to unite the party. How far away is Offalia? Hydra, Homonculous, Hobgoblin, Hellhound.... Nightmare Haunting, trap their soul. What about Vallaki? Rictavio. Walk on by.
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Prisoners are transferred to a darker cell. Buffy and Ken ponder Offalia and "AKA Bella's the hot one." Buffy moves some pie. Ken spies Bella in a compromising position. Offalia escorts Buffy back home. Tinok's repose becomes more gentle. Ken plans a daring maneuver. Make another Stealth check.
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Hey girl! I'm just gonna talk at you for a minute... Buffy and Offalia both know what it's like. Will they be besties? Is Buffy the worst roller? She's on a mission and she's not afraid to shake a large, scaly monster's hand. She's gotta make some controversial decisions.
What's going on with Ken and Ismark? They're going to have a moment. Ireena is definitely not making eye contact with those two lovers. Ismark is confused--he is really confused. Ireena goes over to hug Ismark. There are so many ways to fuck Ismark.
He has a meat pie. Walking down desert highway, there's a bus in front of him. Get on or get off, we're making things up all night long.
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Caught in the Bonegrinder, stripped down to skivvies. That's how Buffy likes it. But they are terrible guests, sorry! Ismark sings a new tune after a word or two from Offalia. Night falls and even with a pillow, Buffy has disturbing meat pie-fueled dreams. What's on the Meechum tapes? Why do we think we're her? Anyway, weird dream, don't eat any more meat pies everybody. Next morning, Buffy and Offalia swoop off to Vallaki to sell some pies!
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Ken opens his journal. Buffy likes the Sunsword and the Enemy. Recalling Bonegrinder, the fog is heavy. A raven cackles. Buffy gazes at a Vampire Slayer. Morgantha and others take their leave. Buffy checks her sanity. Ismark mixes ichor. Offalia wiggles her worm. Opposites attract!! Ken grapples a Slayer. Listen, wrong address! "Don't you wish you knew? Zing!"
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(Masters of the D): Our DMs look ahead to the village of Vallaki, where our campaign is almost certain to go off the rails.
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CHAPTER THREE: BONEGRINDER.
(Masters of the D): The Hags of Old Bonegrinder plot to make battle, corrupt hearts, and sell pies.
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Our heroes play a round of Kiss and Tell. Bluffy sees rainbows. Stanimir says goodbye. Bluffy greets a gallows-mate. The Biz discovers Tinok in a holy puddle. Bluffy lingers at the crossroads. Ken lights a good-looking blaze. Bluffy digs for buried treasure.
They ride into the heart of Barovia. A windmill sits atop a promontory. Bluffy speaks to a raven. Ismark takes action. Morgantha welcomes them into Old Bonegrinder. I'm happy because... I'm unhappy because... I want....
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(Masters of the D): Before our in-studio hijinks began, our devious Dungeon Masters sat down with Luis Reyes of Butcher Bird Studios to dissect Curse of Strahd and prepare for our heroes to explore the doomed Village of Barovia.
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There's leveling up, and there's leveling down. Strahd is a problem. The Wiz is obviously a what? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Am I a little bit sketchy? Buffy casts Branding Smite. Lisbet sends a message. Ken congratulates Buffy. Stanimir invites Buffy into his wagon. A mournful accordion plays Madam Eva's tent. Our heroes find diaries. Eva deals from the low deck. Buffy needs an attitude adjustment. Eva deals from the high deck.
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If there's anything we know, it's Fair Use. Ismark the Lesser reads two letters. Arik the barkeep cleans a glass. Ken takes Tinok to church. A handsome man carries a spider. At the Burgomaster's mansion, Ismark introduces Ireena and his father to Buffy, who takes precautions against the undead. The Wiz advises Ken on fashion. Next stop: the Abbey of Krezk.
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(Masters of the D): Dungeon Masters Anna and Arthur review Strahdo Mojado Chapter 1 while also planning Chapter 2. Our DMs zoom out to establish who our heroes are, where did they come from and why are they participating in this adventure. They also learn how to tell fortunes while reading a Tarokka deck, and map out Tinok's long road to redemption.
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CHAPTER 2: MEAT PIES
Tinok has made a choice. Our heroes encounter a pastry cart in the rain. Morgantha peddles meat pies. Two clerics walk into a bar, and discover a plea for help. Bluffy hunts for snarfs and werewolves. Lisbet's misty step takes her far indeed. Another corpse reveals another letter. Ismark the Lesser knows more.
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(Masters of the D): Our DMs continue planning for the opening chapter of Strahdo Mojado, and their discussion veers into personal territory as Anna and Arthur recount the role D&D -- and God -- played in their own lives. Anna remembers her relationship with Lorgoth the Decayer. Arthur takes Anna through Strahd's daily routine. Our heroes arrive on the scene.
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