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    Part 1 covers the best international window for underdogs in living memory, with San Marino’s first-ever competitive triumph, Anguilla’s first victory since 2010 & American Samoa’s first win since 2015 among the highlights. There’s also a mention for the Turks & Caicos Islands’ 14 year-old goalie, a rare competitive away win for altitude specialists Bolivia & a presidential helicopter disruption at Guyana vs. Suriname.

    There’s a special announcement to kick off Part 2, as we tell the listeners all about The Sweeper Podcast’s brand-new partnership with FIFA+ and all the matches around the world that can be live-streamed in top quality for free. The episode then finishes off with some great headlines from Chile and Argentina: Huachipato’s two games in one day, Barnechea’s 45-point deduction, Talleres’ gun-wielding chairman & Banfield’s half-time coach sacking.

    To enter the draw to win the San Marino-Liechtenstein match programmes & the Anguilla shirt, join us on Patreon at patreon.com/SweeperPod. There you will also be able to read our San Marino bonus blog and find our next bonus podcast on Wednesday 25 September, in which we talk about the Welsh substitute who got arrested before the final whistle, the Italian coach who scythed down an opponent & Chris Smalling’s nightmare debut for Al Fayha.

    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 – Intro

    00:31 – San Marino: Local disbelief

    05:00 – Anguilla: First victory in 14 years

    06:42 – Turks & Caicos: 14-year-old goalie

    10:21 – Bolivia: Altitude & away wins

    14:18 – International window: The best ever?

    16:08 – Guyana: The presidential helicopter

    18:55 – FIFA+: Introducing our new partner

    22:43 – Chile: Huachipato’s two games in a day

    26:50 – Chile: Barnechea’s 45-point deduction

    29:27 – Argentina: Talleres’ feisty chairman

    32:20 – Argentina: Banfield’s half-time sacking

    Editor: Ralph Foster

  • Would you believe it?! San Marino, the worst team in the world by FIFA ranking (210), have ended the longest winless run in international football history (140 games dating back to April 2004) and won a competitive match for the first time in their history! The 'Titani' beat Liechtenstein 1-0 in the UEFA Nations League.

    Along with other content creators, friends & listeners, Sweeper duo Lee Wingate & Paul Watson were live in Serravalle to witness this monumental moment and talk about it afterwards in a special one-off bonus pod in a local bar after the final whistle. We hope you enjoy it - and please try out our other episodes if you do!

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  • Part 1 is devoted to the final round of UEFA club competition qualifying & the upcoming league phase in the three tournaments. We look at the Larne, TNS, RFS & Slovan Bratislava underdog success stories, amazing social media posts involving the Smurfs and Mr. Bean, the changed format of the three club competitions and the computerised draw, plus the best European groundhops you could make to take in the league phase action.

    In Part 2, we divide our time between domestic club football and the international game. A broken goal is met with the suggestion of blowtorch repair in the Icelandic top tier, Papua New Guinea’s Admiralty Islands FC relocate to the mainland for six months and the international break looms large with three standout fixtures: San Marino vs. Liechtenstein, Comoros vs. Madagascar and Guyana vs. Suriname.

    If you don’t want to wait until 18 September for our next episode, then you can join us for a bonus podcast on 11 September at patreon.com/SweeperPod. You will also be able to read our blog about the 2024 Greenlandic Football Championship, enter the draw to win a B67 shirt, become part of our growing Discord community and get exclusive content from our trip to watch San Marino take on Liechtenstein in Serravalle.

    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 – Intro

    03:04 – UEFA qualifiers: Upsets & underdogs

    09:00 – UEFA qualifiers: Media & memes

    14:13 – UEFA qualifiers: Unfamiliar formats

    18:56 – UEFA qualifiers: Groundhopping guidance

    24:29 – Collapsing goals in Iceland & Romania

    30:56 – Papua New Guinea’s relocating islanders

    36:56 – San Marino & the international break

    44:12 – Patreon perks & B67 shirt giveaway

    Editor: Ralph Foster

  • Part 1 is devoted to the UEFA club competition qualifying rounds. There’s penalty pandemonium in Poland and theNetherlands, an amazing achievement for Armenians Noah and a trio of clubs on the verge of becoming the first representatives from Andorra, Northern Ireland & Wales to reach a continental group. There’s also a word for the biggest and shortest European away days of the summer, football’s huge carbon footprint and two clubs with close links to the political leaders of their countries: Puskás Akadémia of Hungary & Kryvbas Kryvyi Rih of Ukraine.

    In Part 2, we turn our attentions to continental competitions in Africa, Asia & the Caribbean. We hear about Djiboutian club Arta Solar 7 in the CAF Champions League preliminaries and their takeover by a solar power company, find out whether Paul Watson will abscond to the Maldives to take charge of AFC Challenge League participants Maziya and learn why Haitian club America des Cayes did not turn up in Curacao for the CFU Caribbean Shield. There are also shirt giveaways for Village Superstars of St. Kitts & Nevis & the Chagos Islands national team.

    As per usual, you can join us for our next bonus episode if you don’t want to wait until Wednesday 4 September for another pod. That episode will be out on Wednesday 28 August and will take in some stories from the Nordic nations, including a collapsed goal and a blow torch in Iceland, an island club triumphing in the Danish Cup and the Swedish club with the most youth teams in Europe. We will also be sharing our own personal football bucket lists and telling you about an upcoming Q&A session for patrons on our Discord server.

    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 – Intro

    00:51 – UEFA qualifiers: Penalty pandemonium

    07:32 – UEFA qualifiers: History-making hopefuls

    11:11 – UEFA qualifiers: Epic away days

    15:51 – UEFA qualifiers: Supportive statesmen

    21:02 – San Marino & Nauru competition winners

    22:38 – Africa: The space and weapons derbies

    30:34 – Asia: Coaching vacancy in the Maldives

    36:48 – Caribbean: America des Cayes' no-show

    39:35 – St. Kitts & Nevis and Chagos Islands giveaways

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  • In Part 1, we bring you all the top stories from around the football world: Maikeli Lomu, an American with Tongan heritage, has sold his pottery studio in Utah and relocated to his ancestral homeland in pursuit of a World Cup dream. The 2024 edition of the Greenlandic Football Championship – the shortest season in world football at one week – is taking place on Disko Island off the west coast. And the FA Cup preliminary rounds are serving up some great stories, including the earliest goals in the history of the world’s oldest club competition.

    Then in Part 2 we turn our attentions to the men’s and women’s football tournaments at the 2024 Olympic Games in Paris: the chaos and controversy between Argentina & Morocco, Canada’s spying scandal, the 6-5 thriller between Australia & Zambia, and the Malawian footballer-sprinter racing the 100 metres. There is also a selection of great listener emails, a competition to accompany the Sweeper team to San Marino vs. Liechtenstein in the UEFA Nations League and a giveaway for a limited-edition Nauru national team shirt.

    If you don’t want to hang on until Wednesday 21 August for another dose of world football goodness, then sign up to our Patreon at patreon.com/SweeperPod to get the bonus episodes. In the episode set for release on Wednesday 14 August, we talk about Japan legend Keisuke Honda’s one-match contract with Paro FC of Bhutan, Kuwaiti club Kazma’s phantom pre-season friendly, Libertad de Pirayu of Paraguay's trophy that disappeared from an open-top bus parade and Partick Thistle’s failed substitution due to accidentally cropped team sheet.

    RUNNING ORDER

    00:00 - Intro

    00:32 - The Football Cliches Quiz

    02:01 - Tongan World Cup dreams

    07:18 - The FA Cup preliminary rounds

    13:25 - Disko Island in Greenland

    18:53 - San Marino & Nauru competitions

    24:24 - Olympics: Opening game outrage

    28:45 - Olympics: Drone debacles

    32:06 - Olympics: Goals galore

    36:28 - Olympics: Sprinting strikers

    38:51 - Listener emails

    Editor: Ralph Foster

  • In Part 1, we round up all the latest highlights from the UEFA club competition qualifying rounds. We talk about two villages of under 1,000 people in the Faroes & San Marino that claimed big European wins, the Slovenian keeper that went on a René Higuita-style dribble against Connah’s Quay Nomads of Wales and FC Copenhagen’s upcoming trip to face ‘pub team’ Bruno’s Magpies at a stadium overlooking the African coastline.

    That is followed in Part 2 by an announcement about a change to the podcast, which will return to its previously fortnightly rhythm. We then round off the episode by talking about the ‘Pariah Derby’ between the North Korean and Russian women’s teams and turn our attentions to pre-season friendlies: the pitch invaders at Rapid Vienna vs. AC Milan, Augsburg’s immigration disaster and a playground-style switch in Heilbronn.

    If you don’t want to wait until Wednesday 7 August for our next podcast, then join us on Patreon for our bonus podcasts. In the episode on Wednesday 31 July, we will examine the intriguing back stories of three promoted clubs from Eastern Europe, take a look at the Coupe de France action in St. Pierre & Miquelon and discuss the upcoming Milne Cup between Orkney & the Shetland Islands in Scotland. You can sign up at patreon.com/SweeperPod.

    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 - Intro

    00:38 - Victorious villages

    04:52 - 27th time lucky for La Fiorita

    11:38 - The NK Bravo keeper on the run

    13:41 - Icelandic accumulator threats

    15:19 - Pub team with a view of Africa

    21:31 - Podcast frequency announcement

    23:52 - North Korea's 'Pariah Derby'

    29:22 - Rapid vs. Milan & pre-season friendlies

    Video of the NK Bravo goalkeeper on a run: x.com/FootballBurp/status/1814063958224978365

    Editor: Ralph Foster

  • Part 1 is dedicated to the best part of the European football calendar: the UEFA club competition qualifying rounds. We chat about the Gibraltarian pub team that claimed a win in the Conference League, the victorious Polish and Romanian teams in the Europa League and the part-timers from the Faroe Islands excelling in the Champions League.

    In Part 2, we bring you a random mix of stories from across the football world: Paul has been offered a coaching job on a mystery island in the South Pacific, Thimphu City of Bhutan have come up with a great initiative to protect the white-bellied heron and The Sweeper has sponsored a football team for the first time at the Icarus Cup in the USA.

    Join us for Part 3 over on Patreon at patreon.com/SweeperPod to hear about the Brazilian policeman who fired a rubber bullet at a goalkeeper, an Anguillan side that allows their supporters a top-flight run-out and the Icelandic footballer presented with a bottle of champagne by a Fantasy Football Winner.

    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 - Intro

    00:40 - EURO 2024 disappointment

    02:44 - Second-tier Corvinul's quirky situation

    09:39 - UEFA win for pub team Bruno's Magpies

    13:10 - San Marino, Wales & the Faroe Islands

    19:38 - A mystery island coaching job for Paul

    23:46 - Thimphu City's white-bellied heron initiative

    30:50 - The first Sweeper-sponsored football team

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  • Part 1 is dedicated to the overachieving underdogs at the continental competitions taking place this summer: Canada at the Copa América, Vanuatu at the OFC Nations Cup and Georgia at the EUROs. Meanwhile, in Part 2, there is a rare move to a European club for an Eritrean player and an ex-Gibraltar international is jailed for drug dealing. Join us for Part 3 at patreon.com/SweeperPod as we round up some headlines from the home nations and bring you some spectacular transfer fails too.
    RUNNING ORDER:
    Intro - 00:00
    Canada at the Copa América - 00:59
    Vanuatu at the OFC Nations Cup - 07:58
    Georgia at the EUROs - 14:36
    Listener mails - 20:30
    A rare Eritrean transfer to Europe - 24:02
    Ex-Gibraltar international jailed - 28:13

  • With the UEFA club competition qualifying rounds getting under way this week, it’s time for a full Sweeper preview of the action in Part 1 – in the form of a trivia quiz, of course! Join us and play along in our three rounds – Multiple Choice, Odd One Out & The Right Order – as we look ahead to the Champions, Europa & Conference League qualifiers: the debutants, the second-tier teams, the geographical extremes, the funny back stories and much more besides. And there’s plenty at stake, with Lee and Paul competing for a coveted prize.

    We’re off to the Pacific in Part 2 to look ahead to the Marshall Islands’ long-awaited international debut at the end of July. But where will the match take place? Who will the opponents be? And why is the landmark fixture taking place on a futsal court rather than a football pitch? Finally, we discuss a match between Germans Erzgebirge Aue and Glenavon of Northern Ireland that should have taken place in 1960. So what’s the reason for the 64-year delay? Why is it taking place now? And what other unlikely fan friendships exist in the football world?

    Join for our patron-only Part 3 at patreon.com/SweeperPod for a deeper dive into two little-known international football competitions that are taking place at the moment: the UEFA Regions Cup and the Europeada. There’s also an alternative look at the transfer window, including Rosario Central’s offer of an armoured car to Angel di María, a lower-league Spanish side signing Zidane and Ronaldo – but not those ones – and Kazu Miura’s loan move to Atletico Suzuka in his homeland at the age of 57.

    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 - Intro

    00:41 - UEFA qualifier quiz: Multiple choice

    08:53 - UEFA qualifier quiz: Odd one out

    17:17 - UEFA qualifier quiz: The right order

    22:46 - Marshall Islands' international debut

    28:36 - A delayed Cold War friendly

  • Part 1 kicks off with some stories from around the footballworld. Why were the Solomon Islands locked out of their dressing room at the OFC Nations Cup? How come New Caledonia dramatically pulled out of the tournament? What are the most remote football tournaments in the world in terms of the distance to the closest inhabited land? And which footballer has recently established himself on the over-45s tennis circuit in South America?

    We’re back to Europe for Part 2. Which Spanish fallen giant recently gained a dramatic promotion and celebrated with their supporters at the terminal building of the local airport? We’re joined by Matt Harrison of the Guiricast Podcast to find out more. What are the standout ties of the Champions League first qualifying round? And how did Bodø/Glimt manage to send scouts to check out the wrong Latvian opponent?

    Join us for the patron-only Part 3 at patreon.com/SweeperPod as we take our listeners behind the scenes for the first time and explain how we make the podcast. Where do we find our stories? What is the process for deciding which ones make the cut and deserve inclusion in the episode? How do we keep tabs on everything that is happening around the world? And what happens when we have a “bad pod day”?

    RUNNING ORDER

    00:00 - Intro

    00:42 - Chaos at the OFC Nations Cup

    09:46 - Rescue missions on Saint Helena

    16:47 - Diego Forlán's tennis transition

    22:29 - Malaga's promotion madness

    28:40 - European fallen giants

    31:46 - The UCL first qualifying round

    34:57 - Bodø/Glimt scout wrong Latvian opponent

  • The European Championships are in full swing not only on the pitch but off it too. In Part 1, we pick out three themes from the opening stages of the tournament in Germany that have made us laugh: food wars, culture craziness & online polls/searches. Tune in to find out which country at EURO 2024 has the best national dish, who is empirically speaking the sexiest of the 24 head coaches, why Niklas Füllkrug has the best ‘Personal life’ section on Wikipedia and why Ralf Rangnick has taken the Austria squad to a Rod Stewart concert in Berlin.

    The focus is on club football in Part 2, with three amazingstories from Portugal, Japan and Iceland. Why could a Santa Clara player’s tattoo to commemorate winning the Portuguese second division prove to be premature? How has a university team managed to pull off one of the biggest upsets in the history of the Emperor’s Cup in Japan? And will lower-league Icelandic club FC Reynir, who are based at the foot of a volcano, get the home cup tie they have been dreaming of for 30 years?

    For Part 3 and some international football headlines from three other continents, join us over on Patreon at patreon.com/SweeperPod. Why is 16-year-old Bolivian wonderkid Moisés Paniagua unable to travel to the Copa America in the United States? What emotional moment of unity took place at the world’s newest international football derby between Sudan and South Sudan? And why has Singapore’s 40-year-old goalkeeper Hassan Sunny had to beg Chinese football fans to stop sending him money?

    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 – Intro

    00:40 – EURO 2024 – Christmas for adults

    03:40 – EURO 2024 culture craziness

    07:02 – EURO 2024 food wars

    11:15 – EURO 2024 online polls & searches

    15:57 – Guest podcast appearances

    17:52 – A tattoo mishap in Portugal

    22:01 – A university upset in Japan

    27:29 – An Icelandic village dream

    34:53 – Listener emails

    Podcast guest appearances:

    Lee on The Totally Show: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6npASOQ1BZPvYYFpnb4ssE

    Paul on Guardian Football Weekly: https://open.spotify.com/episode/2uu1QCQC1vH2ISK8euq8kj

    Lee on The Window: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4tPj0TvQ5NQfN6CcQPDOCA

    Paul on World of CONCACAF: https://open.spotify.com/episode/24hiIr0iqUW7MSEKGnY5ol

  • EURO 2024 is just around the corner and we have put the tournament under the spotlight in typically Sweeper style in Part 1. How did Austria’s Maximilian Entrup go from a third-tier amateur/PE teacher to a place at EURO 2024 in the space of a year? Does Georgia’s Budu Zivzivadze harbour any regrets about choosing football over chess? Who is the only player at the tournament currently on the books of a third-tier European club? And where does Latvia’s 0-0 draw with Germany in 2004 rank among the all-time biggest EURO shocks?

    Part 2 is dedicated to the rest of the international football news. Was San Marino’s recent friendly against Slovakia at a stadium with a water slide behind the main stand in Austria's ugliest town our most random live game to date? Why have FIFA ruled that AFCON top scorer Emilio Nsue has actually been ineligible to play for Equatorial Guinea over the past 11 years? And why did everyone think that Syria had beaten North Korea 1-0 when it was actually the other way around?

    You can join us for Part 3 over on Patreon at patreon.com/SweeperPod as we reflect on some international news from the Caribbean and a selection of other stories. What did the Cayman Islands players fear they might lose ahead of their recent World Cup qualifying trip to Cuba? Why did Bonaire contest a recent friendly against a ninth-tier team from the Netherlands? And why has Spanish goalkeeper Miguel Guerreiro given up on his Only Fans dream and made a return to football with Velez in the fourth tier?

    RUNNING ORDER

    00:00 – Intro

    01:05 – EURO 2024 alternative career paths

    09:28 – EURO 2024 players outside the top tier

    14:17 – EURO 2024 underdogs & outsiders

    21:20 – Mystery shirt guessing game

    24:36 – San Marino’s water slide away day

    33:46 – Emilio Nsue’s Equatoguinean ineligibility

    39:02 – North Korea’s secret Syria score

  • Greenland tops the agenda in Part 1 following the news of their CONCACAF application and their friendly against Turkmenistan – the Arctic island's first game against a senior men’s national team since 2013. But what are their odds of making it into the governing body of North and Central America & the Caribbean? Where will they play their home games? And how did they engineer a friendly against the national team of one of the world’s most repressive countries?

    In Part 2, we look at some more headlines from across the football world. Why are the Afghanistan women’s national team in exile in Australia and how are Melbourne Victory supporting them? How did inspirational amputee footballer Marcin Oleksy turn personal tragedy into incredible success? Why has a Hungarian U14 regional league made headlines across the football world? And could an Italian footballer’s touchline fight with a ball boy end his career?

    Join us for Part 3 at patreon.com/SweeperPod as we discuss further international and club football stories. What can we expect from the CONIFA Women’s World Cup in Bodø, Norway? Why was Cameroon FA president Samuel Eto’o forced to reinstate coach Marc Brys? What non-footballing factor led to Columbus Crew’s downfall in the CONCACAF Champions Cup final? And how will new
    Fenerbahçe boss José Mourinho fare in Türkiye?

    RUNNING ORDER
    00:00 – Intro
    00:57 – Greenland’s CONCACAF application
    10:56 – The friendly vs. Turkmenistan
    17:53 – Random friendlies involving CONCACAF nations
    21:19 – The Afghanistan women’s team in exile
    26:48 – Crutch fight at the AFCON for Amputees
    30:42 – A 41-goal swing in an U14 league
    34:02 – A suspicious fight with a ball boy
    VIDEO: The crutch fight at the AFCON for Amputees: x.com/AfricaFutbolera/status/1795194203619647904
    VIDEO: Marcin Oleksy’s Puskas Award-winning
    goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNJhcsMfWeg&ab_channel=FIFA

  • Part 1 contains an international round-up of European minnows inside and outside of UEFA. In which version of football has Gibraltar become a European champion? Why has Corsica recently hosted their counterparts from Sardinia, Sicily & St. Martin? Will we watch San Marino vs. Slovakia from the top of a water slide? And which football stadium straddles an EU/non-EU border?

    Up next in Part 2 are a series of records and achievements from across the football world. What remarkable feat did Attack Energy Herat accomplish en route to winning the Afghan Super League? Why did a goalkeeper recently take three penalties in Israel? And is Turkmenistan's dictator partly responsible for the longest winning run in football history?

    Join us for Part 3 on Patreon at patreon.com/SweeperPod as we look at Pas de la Casa's run to the Andorran Cup final without winning a game, hear about the world's ugliest building in the Kosovan capital Pristina, play a UEFA Conference League-themed game of 'Pointless' and discuss the collapse of a goal frame in the USA.

    RUNNING ORDER:
    00:00 - Intro
    01:10 - Gibraltar's walking football triumph
    06:20 - The return of the Corsica Cup
    15:03 - San Marino vs. Slovakia & quirky football grounds
    21:54 - Attack Energy Herat's perfect Afghan season
    24:56 - A 22nd consecutive Bosnian title for SFK 2000
    26:54 - The longest penalty shootout ever in Israel
    29:06 - Ascent Soccer U21s' remarkable feat in Malawi
    32:36 - 47 straight wins for Arkadag in Turkmenistan

    VIDEO: The annual All-Priests Over 75s Five-a-Side Football Challenge Match from Father Ted: https://bit.ly/FatherTedVideo

    VIDEO: The longest penalty shootout in football history in Israel: https://bit.ly/IsraelPenaltyShootoutVideo

  • Part 1 brings you a full round-up of all the news from the Benelux countries. What controversial actions recently earned a Dutch referee a lifelong ban from football? Why are two storied Belgian clubs facing an existential threat? And what strange series of events could lead to European football being played on a Luxembourgish campsite this summer?

    Next up in Part 2 is a round-up of all the action from the rest of Europe. How have Sturm Graz finally managed to dethrone Red Bull Salzburg and does it mark a turning point for Austrian football? How did a marriage proposal mentally unsettle a goalkeeper in the Albanian Cup final? And why have Finnish club SJK Seinäjoki started giving away free sausages to fans?

    Join us on Patreon at patreon.com/SweeperPod for Part 3 to find out how Baltika have managed to reach the Russian Cup final despite already being eliminated, why Poland wins our award for the most unpredictable country in Europe in the 2023/24 season and how a raccoon managed to evade capture for 161 seconds in a recent MLS fixture.

    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 - Intro

    00:58 - The Dutch referee who celebrated

    10:00 - The two Belgian clubs on the brink

    15:08 - Surprises and campsites in Luxembourg

    20:40 - Party time for Sturm Graz in Austria

    33:11 - Egnatia's Albanian double bid & a proposal

    38:02 - Free sausages at SJK Seinäjoki in Finland

  • Part 1 of the latest Sweeper sees Lee & Paul profile three clubs from around the football world: Italians Como, Australia’s Central Coast Mariners & Petrocub of Moldova. Join us to find out where Italy’s richest club might be playing their Serie A home games next term, why the Central Coast Mariners have flown 100,000km in economy class this season and how a Ghanaian takeover has propelled Petrocub to Super Liga success.

    In Part 2, the team swap the serious journalism for a selection of silly stories. Why did a Dinamo Bucharest player refuse to show the club his driving license? What outlandish claim did the Lion City Sailors social media admin recently make on Twitter? Why has an untimely toilet break in the Swedish fifth tier prompted furious calls for a replay? And what led a club doctor in Brazil to take over the coaching reins at half-time in a recent game?

    The bonus segment includes Lee’s desperate attempt to zoom across Austria on Sunday morning in the hope of seeing Sturm Graz lift the Bundesliga, a story from Paul about an unusual Italian football auction & the tale of the Vatican team docked points for guarding the Pope. You can join us for that and plenty more benefits besides at patreon.com/SweeperPod. Your support is appreciated and all proceeds are reinvested into the podcast.

    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 - Intro

    01:05 - Como's meteoric rise

    07:15 - Central Coast Mariners' Asian odyssey

    13:40 - Petrocub's first-ever title

    20:06 - Romania's twin identity saga

    23:45 - A social media slip-up in Singapore

    26:57 - Sweden's controversial 'toilet goal'

    30:24 - Brazil's club doctor turned head coach

    32:43 - The Thimphu City competition draw

  • Is this the best-ever Sweeper line-up? In Part 1, Lee & Paul discuss stories from the lower tiers in Spain, Germany & the Netherlands. How has a team from a Spanish villageof 100 people gained promotion? What are the smallest European settlements with a football team? Why did a German footballer hire a plane for a derby on a neighbouring island? And how can the longest journey in Dutch football be between two towns that are 4km apart?

    Part 2 contains more stories from across the European continent. What mistake did a Dutch stadium announcer recently make to cause a pitch invasion? Which second-tier club might we see in European competition next season? Why did a Polish football fan hike 100 kilometres to meet a goalkeeper who scored on April Fool’s Day? And why do Oslo-based YMCA club KFUM Kameratene have to go across a Zebra crossing to reach their pitch?

    If you want scintillating stories from other continents, join us on Patreon at patreon.com/SweeperPod as we travel to Argentina, Canada & the Philippines. Why has an Argentinian football coach spent 24 years living at club headquarters? Is Canada’s Frostbite Cup really the coldest competition in world football? And why has the Philippines allowed non-professional teams to compete with pro clubs in its top flight?

    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 - Intro

    01:03 - Subiza's rise to Spanish fourth tier

    03:51 - Smallest football towns in Europe

    06:17 - The island derby in East Frisia

    09:59 - The island derby in West Frisia

    14:00 - The sorry plight of Vitesse Arnhem

    17:57 - The Roda JC stadium announcer

    20:45 - Second-tier Wisła Kraków's cup win

    24:57 - A 100km hike to meet scoring keeper

    26:49 - The goal-kick that took out a seagull

    28:08 - Cringe rap & Zebra crossings in Oslo

  • Having just visited Malta and witnessed an historic weekend of football, Lee tells Paul all about the key events in Europe’s only island micro-state in Part 1. Who came out on top in the title-decider between Ħamrun Spartans & Floriana? Why do Valletta hold a funeral parade through the streets when they win the league? How has the island reacted to the capital club’s first relegation? And what is it like to accidentally get caught up in a bus parade?

    Part 2 is dedicated to three big stories on three different continents: Africa, Europe & South America. Two teams think they have won the Republic Youth League in Egypt – but why? Who was allegedly behind the poisoning of Sochi’s players before their recent game against Akhmat Grozny in Russia? And what unique tribute did Brazilians Cariri pay to their owner after gaining promotion to the Campeanato Cearense Série A last week?

    Tune in to The Sweeper to find out the answers – and join us on Patreon at patreon.com/SweeperPod for a bonus segment as we answer some big questions from across Europe. Which is the only top-30 UEFA nation to have rejected VAR? What was the unlikely resting place for a shot in the third tier of French football? And did a former Port Vale player really get a pilot’s license just to mock his old club’s relegation?

    RUNNING ORDER:
    00:00 - Intro
    00:51 - Ħamrun Spartans vs. Floriana live
    10:05 - Promoted Melita's bus parade
    11:34 - Valletta’s first-ever relegation
    15:31 - Football on Gozo & Comino
    20:11 - Title confusion in Egypt’s Youth League
    29:27 - An alleged poisoning in Chechnya
    34:22 - A funeral home tribute in Brazil

  • Part 1 is all about Africa, where a kit controversy has escalated into a geopolitical dispute between Algeria & Morocco ahead of the CAF Confederations Cup semi-final between USM Alger & RS Berkane. Elsewhere on the continent, Rising FC from Rodrigues Island in the Indian Ocean have made the long voyage to mainland Mauritius to take part in the cup, winning their last-32 tie!
    It's back to Europe - or at least, UEFA - in Part 2 as Paul & Lee discuss the 'Isolation Derby' between SKA Khabarovsk & Yenisay Krasnoyarsk in the Russian second division and look at some of the lower-league clubs on track for cup success - including Transylvanian outfit Corvinul, who have made it to next month's final against Oțelul Galați with an all-Romanian squad.
    On the bonus segment, there's talk of Harry Redknapp & Romario returning from retirement, a look at some goal-laden games in the ninth tiers of Italian and English football & the story of a Polish goalkeeper presented with a Zimmer frame as a birthday present by his Portuguese club. To listen to that, simply join us over at patreon.com/sweeperpod.
    RUNNING ORDER:
    00:00 - Intro
    00:59 - Algerian airport anger
    09:12 - Russ Cook's Africa run
    10:52 - From Rodrigues Island to Mauritius
    18:32 - The 'Isolation Derby' in Russia
    21:12 - The Niue Island listener
    23:11 - Corvinul & other second-tier cup runs
    30:10 - Champions League fallen giants

  • The latest Sweeper starts off in windy Wales with our visit to the game between Llantwit Major & Enfield Town in the Fenix Trophy and a wider look at the tournament regarded as the Champions League of non league. Then we're off to Scandinavia for some goalkeeper heroics, cupsets & geographical extremes, before finishing Part 1 in little Liechtenstein, where FC Vaduz will likely set a world record next month.

    With Bayer Leverkusen having claimed the first league title in their 120-year history, Part 2 is dedicated to seven other European clubs gunning for their first-ever title and the longest ongoing title-winning streaks across the continent now that Bayern Munich's 11-year stranglehold on the Bundesliga is over. Finally, we look at the Moldovan Clasico, where two twins recently scored for opposing teams, and read some listener e-mails.

    To win a unique Llantwit Major shirt and get access to the bonus segment of this podcast, where we chat about a Japanese side rising rapidly through the ranks, an unusual Portuguese on-pitch protest, an English team playing two games in two days and a truly bizarre Man of the Match award in the USA, join us at patreon.com/sweeperpod. We are entirely self-funded and your support makes a huge difference.

    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 - Intro

    01:11 - A Fenix Trophy game in windy Wales

    10:38 - Nonsense in the Nordic nations

    17:13 - Liechtenstein's ludicrously quirky cup

    23:15 - Potential first-time champs across Europe

    31:00 - The longest ongoing title-winning runs

    37:48 - Listener e-mails