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It's another episode with these two chaotic Jonathans throwing coaching at you that'll make you put down the loud snacks you like to eat during your podcast time. If that doesn't apply to you, then maybe it's time to head back to the ol' opera house. Yup.
Coaching Pearls: Shitting on meteorologists (Yup), Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Assholes Band (Yup), Breaking from the format (Yup), Entitled to not go to Applebee's/Hooters (Yup), Eclipse on the brain (Yup), Opera snack hacks (Yup)
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Some podcasts refine their product, giving you the crĂšme de la crĂšme of their content. Not us, though. We give you the whole cream, just like the podcasting farmers intended. That's why this episode has long posts and even longer coaching, extra creamy.
Coaching Pearls: Pizza thesis, Korma's a bitch, Takeout messages, A perfect time to trade up, Ah! Real assholes.
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Welcome to this nighttime episode of our show, where the Jonathans demonstrate why our bedtime remains well before 8 PM. If you want to fall asleep to this episode, you're welcome to try. It gets pretty raunchy throughout, though, so consider wearing earplugs.
Coaching pearls: Jonathiccc, First-time agreements, Oompah loompah wedding photos, Yoda: The stepmom I wish I had, The blending of families/soup, Slumping for Stars, Break up with compassionless gelato makers, Just do itSupport the showHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sup normies! We're here to get you what you want and what you need and what you crave. Do we succeed? Listen to the full episode to find out. Unless what you need/want/crave is quiet time. In which case, turn the volume way down.
Coaching Pearls: Swearing Spit-Take, Thick Soup Guy, After-Before, Fireplace Amnesia Exercise, Double-edged a-hole, NormiesSupport the showHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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This episode is the one where we decided to just make our jobs easier by deciding if people are assholes from the title of their Reddit post. We then immediately learn why that does not work out....enjoy!
Coaching pearls: First Takes, SIL Vacuums, Demetre Dates, Star Economy Moguls, Weed Snack ImproprietiesSupport the showHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Everybody is getting married this week. You, us, the posters on AITA, everyone. Does that mean we all have to go get marriage licenses? Do you have to make an appointment for that? Maybe we should all coordinate because we only get an hour for lunch.
The Pearls: Clean Screen Queen, Celebrating Love with a Mushroom Risotto, Consensual Bedroom Knocks, Wedding Guest GoofsSupport the showHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Both Jonathans braved sickness of the body and soul to get this coaching podcast to you this week. We really hope you like it, because all the medical professionals we bamboozled so we could record this episode are pretty peeved at us.
Coaching Pearls: Poor Grammar Poetry Slam, Juicy Booty Problems, Adopting The Ring of Fire, Limits of Horse Biology, A Testicular Argument, Ice Cream Lottery DreamsSupport the showHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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We're back-ack-ack-ack! Not like a heart attack, though, more like an old friend that shows up at your door with a nice ready-to-go meal and podcasting equipment.
Coaching Pearls: Strong Warbler Energy, Dookie Howser, Breaking the third wall, Why do you want her dead!?, Death Trifle, 1731 was a mid-year.Support the showHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Being or not being the AH in a situation is a tricky
Little situation that takes the
Expertise of the Jonathans to
Encourage thought and adjudication to
Posit who is and who isn't the AH
If this doesn't show up like an acrostic poem on your device, I will eat my hat.
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It's us....
HI.
We're the Jonathan's, it's we.
It's AITB time.
The Jonathans agree.
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After a brief meeting at 4 am, the council of Jonathans met to discuss a very important matter. After hemming, hawing they began to understand what the real question here was...
Doest calling thy colleague a nosy ***** maketh thee an AH?
Let's find out.Support the showHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Geronimo! The jabbering Jonathans jump judiciously into the stories of jaded jabronies and shed their jacklight onto jackass juveniles to judge the justifiableness of the jabbering gerrymander.
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In this epic episode of Am I the Bleep!?! We are ecstatic, elated, and another generic 'E' word that describes excitement to introduce a very special guest.
The one...the only... JROSE11!!!!!!
You may know him from Twitch or one of his many other endeavors, but today you will get to know him as a very special co-host of our show. While he is not a Jonathan, his name also starts with a 'J', so we can hopefully all take this in stride and move in with exuberance to today's episode of Am I the Bleep!?!
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In this brand new episode of Am I the Bleep!?!, The Jonathans dive really....really...really deep into the complexities of relationships. They do this because they love talking about complex stuff in complex ways with complex people.
Now say complex 10 more times and give this brand new episode a listen. It's simpler than you may think.Support the showHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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AITA for reporting a mother and her glitter monster to a flight attendant?
I had a situation that happened to me on a long-haul flight yesterday and I need your verdict.I'd paid for an aisle seat in main cabin extra because of my long legs. It was a packed flight and my row-mates were a mother (late 30s?) with a young child (maybe 5 or 6). They brought a bunch of arts and crafts to keep the kid busy - things like a glue stick, markers, paper, craft sticks. Sounds cute, right? Well, not when the glitter came out.
The child, let's call her Glitter Godzilla (GG), was making a mess, and since she was in the middle seat, the glitter would spill over onto my side. If you remember glitter from elementary school, itâs messy AF if you try attaching it to paper. Thereâs a lot of shake off and most of it doesnât stick.
So yeah the glitter and marks from the glue stick rolling off the gray table was everywhere - on my shoes, my backpack, and my jeans.
I'm patient and get kids can be messy, but this felt crazy. I tried catching the mom's eye, hoping she'd step in. But she just gave me a blank look like "this is how it is."
Iâm not confrontational so when I got up to use the bathroom, I quietly shared the situation with a flight attendant. She promised to discretely address it.
When I got back to my seat, the mother was pissed. Idk what the flight attendant said but the mom claimed I was being discriminatory against mothers, and since the flight was delayed she was just trying to keep her child entertained. Then she started raising her voice, accusing me of being "a selfish man with no understanding of children". All this despite the fact that my lower half now looks bedazzled.
There were no other seats available, so I was stuck the rest of the flight with this ladyâs verbal attacks. The flight attendants gave me looks of sympathy but didnât want to step in. Of course the mother gave me a final fuck you as we deplaned.
I travel a lot and this was the flight from hell. Not to mention it was pretty embarrassing in the airport. Not that I can blame people taking notice.
AITA here? Was I wrong to get some help in dealing with what felt like a glitter assault? Should I have just sucked it up and became a human art project?
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How would you respond to this OP? Who is the AH?
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AITA for not wanting my husband to eat lobster in our house?
I (F27) have a seafood allergy, anything that comes from the sea will cause me to break out in hives, be nauseated and have difficulty breathing, it never got to the point of being an anaphylaxis reaction but I do not want to risk it. My husband (27M) loves seafood specifically lobster. he will eat it when visiting his parents (who live 4h away) but never around me. His parents are coming to visit next week and are bringing lobster ( My MIL doesn't understand my allergy and thinks I just get a small rash). I just found out today. I told my husband absolutely not, he can go to our friend's house to eat it but not here. He told me how he will eat in the living room and i can stay in the bedroom, I said no the smell is going to linger and il be nauseated for hours. He promised to clean up after and scrub I said no I don't want to risk it. We argued a bit more and this is where we are. he is usually really good about my allergy and always checks in restaurants before going there if they sell seafood and will warn the waiters about my allergy. this is completely out of character for him so I'm wondering if I'm being the AH here.
How the heck do The Jonathans respond? You will have to listen to today's episode to find out ;pHere are all the posts for today's episode:
AITA for taking my sisters and their husbands to see Garth Brooks when my friends didn't pay?AITA for not wanting my husband to eat lobster in our house?AITA for âruining my sisterâs familyâ?Support the showHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"To bleep, or not to bleep, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The a**holes of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of a**holes
And by opposing end them. "
-William Shakespeare
Check out the original posts here if you would like to read along:AITA for putting out my neighbours fire with my garden hose while weâre on a fire ban?AITA for not babysitting my ex-husbandâs kidAITA for getting high so my relatives don't try and pawn their children on me?Support the showHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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In this extra special episode of Am I the Bleep!?! The Jonathans are actually in the same room at the same time in the same city. It's kind of like a less Oscar-worthy version of Everything, Everywhere All at Once....but it's still pretty good. In this episode, we talk about exclusion and how to manage yourself in its ugly face.
Also, and on a different note...Thank you all for over 1000 downloads!
We are eternally grateful <3 And so grateful in fact that we wrote a Haiku.Jonathans are we;
Listeners are listening
to Am I the Bleep
The meaning is as deep as our love for you, the listeners. Thank you so much <3
-The Jonathans
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In this corner, weighing at a combined 450 lbs, we have The Jonathans. A destructive duo ready to dive in and do what they do.
In the opposing corner, weighing in at 0 lbs, we have Chat GPT. The force coming to take Jonathan's job right from their grasp. And it means it, folks!
That's right! In this cage match episode, The Jonathans go head-to-head(?) with an invisible enemy to see who can not only determine who the A**hole is but also offer some impactful coaching.
Will ChatGPT be able to be successful in it's endeavor to take the Jonathans down, or will the Jonathans unplug the computer, reboot it, blow on its floppy disk, and wait 5 long minutes with a cold stare as CHATGPT crashes and falls into its blue screen of death?
This week's threads include:
AITA for going to a concert over my mother's wedding?
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Every single week, The Jonathans put their minds, their wits and their courage together to read from the titular 'Am I the Asshole' thread to determine who is the A**hole and who isn't. This is not a challenge they take lightly. Every day they wake up at 3 am to train in the style of a certain Rocky Balboa running up and down stairs until they have built the sheer fortitude to accomplish the task at hand.
Will all this training be worth it? Let's find out...Today's posts include:
AITA For refusing to pay for my friends, gf's meal at a restaurant?
AITA for telling my husband to let his daughter live with her uncle?
AITA For not attending a play that my BF is in because there is smoking in it
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- Se mer
