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TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual assault.
If you haven't listened to our kinks & fetishes episode, this is your sign to do so because this episode is a PRIME example of how things can go too far when people get too wrapped up in their kinks and fantasies.
We explain what "Consensual Non-Consensual" sex is, what to be aware of and the links between trauma and sexual kinks.
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WE ARE HITTING THE REFRESH BUTTON FOR JUNE.
Welcome to pop culture 101- potentially an ongoing series, if we are vibing.
Today we are discussing a very important pop culture relationship. OBVIOUSLY, Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian (aka KRAVIS). The two got married in Portofino and we have opinions! Did the wedding live up to the hype? Was the theme giving or did it fall short of our expectations?
Also included, is the sometimes very awkward and uncomfortable PDA. What is the actual deal with that?
We get into our feelings around our man being that publicly affectionate and where we draw the line on that.
In other news, we have a big reveal for you. Are we Tana Mongeau STANS? Are we divided on this?
Donât worry we made a pros and cons list to fio.
Last, but surely not least we discuss IN DETAIL burning questions about body hair on our partners. What are our preferences? Where is the line? How HAIRY was Eden's ex?! We cover all the hairy bases on this one.
Enjoy these pop culture vibes besties !
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Welcome to INTUITION 101.
This is one of the most importance courses you will ever take, & weâre giving you the basics on a silver platter. Make no mistakes, itâs a lot of work BUT itâs extremely rewarding.
Imagine having an internal voice that always knows what the best thing for you is? YES, this is REAL.
So many of you have been asking about how to trust our intuition in relationships, but before we can understand and read our intuition in those circumstances, we need to learn how to tune into ourselves FIRST.
In this episode we discuss what your intuition really is, what it feels like, how to hone in on it, and ultimately, how to trust yourself.
We give you tangible tips that you can begin to apply immediately that will help connect you with yourself to understand what you feel & why.
The more you work on connecting with yourself the better youâll be at predicting and sensing things before they come to lightâŠyouâll basically be psychic.
Let's get to it.
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Summer is approaching! To prep you, we're starting off with a Hinge hack you need to know and have never heard of, a detailed discussion on eye-fucking, and hypotheticals you NEED to think about before you decide to date "casually" this summer.
Have your pen & paper OUT. We go over some common scenarios where casually dating can get messy & save your cute little asses with some solutions! Being the gracious queens that we are... We are GIVING U THE ULTIMATE FUCKING TIP on how to handle running into your situation-ship while heâs out with another babe.
If you've been struggling with bringing up the "what are we?" conversation, we give you the 411 so you can handle that conversation like boss babe. If thatâs not enough we also throw in how to state your intentions without sounding needy or clingy.
And as for that Hinge hack... Simona is about to blow your minds and make you rethink all the potential matches coming your way this summer. Proceed with caution babes!
Stories are shared, tangible tips are given... THIS EPISODE IS VERY MUCH GIVING.
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GOOD friends - weâre talking about those really good friends... The pick-up-the-phone-in-the-middle-of-the-night friends; the "Iâm coming to get you" type; the ride-or-dies. We are all looking to build that essential tribe of empowered female friends but, in your twenties it can be challenging to find them.
In this episode, we are giving you our best and most tangible tips on how and where to start making friends in your city & online. Just like you would shoot your shot in dating, making friends draws a lot of similarities.
Weâve packed a lot of examples and reminders that will help you navigate finding your girl gang.
Donât stress if you are alone right now - so many of us are - just know, if all else fails, youâve got us.
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CAUTION: This episode will make you wet.
We are breaking down our top 3 favourite sex positions, why we love them and when we mix them in. Today's episode isnât just about us... We are giving back to the community by sharing all the ways you can leverage these positions to have the most fun & steamy sex sessions.
If you want to make your partner lose their minds, then listen closely. We give you our top tips for mastering morning sex, public sex, and âreward-himâ sex. We even discuss objects that might be worth thinking about incorporatingâŠ
And to FINISH on a strong and satisfying note, we take you through our personal ideal sex scenarios that will leave you inspired to start thinking about what yours is!
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Ladies, it's time to add masturbating to your self-care routine.
We are about to make masturbating a part of your DAILY convo. We should be sharing our experiences, not hiding it. Don't worry, we will go first.
In this episode, we get sexy with ourselves and share our tips when it comes to masturbating and getting comfortable with yourself in the bedroom - with or without a partner. We share specific ways you can experiment with yourself that will help improve your confidence in bed.
Of course you get some personal stories about our masturbating and fucking adventures...
Ladies, this time we are asking you bring a notebook to class because we are giving you homework that will set you up for the best sex and orgasms of your life.
It's time to fuck yourself right and make it an experience. You deserve it.
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS.
We heard a lot of you are struggling with the dating app game... We've seen the slide-ins, and they are WEAK. Don't fret - we cover how to shoot your shot correctly and how to increase your chances of winning. Get ready to take notes.
In this episode we get VERY specific on how to slide in, get her attention, start a fruitful conversation, and stand out!
This episode is essentially a HOW-TO and a WHAT NOT TO DO guide all wrapped in one. CLASS IS IN SESSION.
CLASS ITINERARY:
- How to utilize your personality to create a unique slide-in
- How to find and build off of a possible point of connection, while standing out
- What part of her profile you should be commenting on and what to stay away from
- WHAT NOT TO SAY: conversation killers
- WHAT TO SAY: conversations starters
- How to deal with being ghosted or left on read
We read through messages we have personally received that have worked and the slide-ins that we ignored and explain why.
You have a lot to learn, but we are glad you are here.
Get ready to win, daddies.
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WOMEN HAVE BEEN FED LIES. THAT ENDS HERE.
Time for a reality check ladies! This episode has one goal and one goal only: to get you to choose yourself. It is time to erase all the shit that isnât serving you, and reprogram the shit that will.
We run through core fundamentals that will have you prepped to enter the best years of your life, attracting the right people, and succeeding in all that you do. Sounds too good to be true? UNLEARN THAT.
Speaking of unlearning⊠Letâs talk about that ex you keep running back to, the loser you keep trying to mold to be your man, and that guppy you keep trying to convince to stick around⊠WE ARE ABOUT TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO THAT BEAUTIFUL HEAD OF YOURS.
We answer some of the advice-related DMs you have been sending in⊠Itâs not the answers youâre expecting⊠Tough love coming through!
You are the whole package bitch. Youâve just been at the wrong address. Welcome home.
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POV: Your best friend just got herself a new man! How are you feeling bestie?
We cover all the bases here from your relationship with her man, to you and her.
While having a relationship with her new boo is important, we explore how sometimes that might not be in the cards and that is okay!
We discuss our personal boundaries when it comes to being friends with your bestieâs hubby & how to respect those boundaries to make sure everyone is happy.
Besties, if youâre feeling a little bit of BFF abandonment anxiety that is totally normal!!!! Simona is going to tell you how to navigate & communicate these feelings to her!
We even sprinkle in some tips about how to win your baeâs boys over and our rules on what to avoid & why.
To our daddies, weâve given you the key to success: get on the best friendâs good side, and nobody gets hurt.
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POV: You met the man of your dreams, you end up in his bed, things are getting streamy and suddenly... he asks you to eat his ass. WTF DO YOU DO?!
In this episode we offer two differing perspectives on your man and his butthole. Are you for it, scared SHITLESS (pun intended), or unsure?
Regardless of where you're at... Eden's got you ;)
First we break down what ass play is. What does it look like? How do you do it? What are our tips for beginners?
If you're not interested in his buns and would rather pass on that meal & only take his sausage, we get it. We address the hype and the pressure that comes along with it, your comfortability level, valid concerns & the potential of it being a dealbreaker.
As always, we tried our best to be informative and inclusive of everyone's choices when it comes to ass play. Whether you feel judged about being open to it, curious to engage or completely uninterested, we hit all the bases.
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To our aspiring daddies, this is you Hinge guide on what NOT to do & how to make your dating profile pop! We talk prompts, pictures & suggestions that will save your ass.
For our baddies looking for daddies, this is your sign to start shooting your fucking shot. We get that rejection stings, and most girls don’t talk about it enough, but we are here to share our experiences to help you gain some courage and momentum to keep going regardless of how hard a guppy drops the fucking ball.
What does it mean if you’ve exchanged numbers and socials, but then he suddenly dips?
He went MIA after a fabulous convo? Should you double text just to see what’s up?
Hold on, don’t hit send just yet.. Listen to us first.
Simona shares her story about a missed opportunity she had with a potential New York daddy. We are currently on a manhunt for this man. If you know him, please send him our way.
Moral of the story: close your eyes, jump into that cab… and don’t forget your salt shaker.
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In this episode we dive straight into the controversial topic of men and their money when it comes to dating: paying the bill, the embarrassing 50/50 concept, and what being a âMANâ is really about. It extends beyond actual monetary value⊠but we know some of you just wonât get it.
We teach you what shark energy is, how to get what you want as a man, and how to get a girl into her most authentic feminine energy.
If we were men, you all would be finished.
Steve Harvey, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Dan Bilzerian make guest appearances.
And LADIES - we threw in a little pep talk to motivate you to stay in alignment no matter how many disappointing guppies are in the way. The key is to masturbate & make your own money, and youâll find your daddy shark in no time.
To top it off, we revisit the craziest day we experienced in Vegas and Simonaâs new business venture that will wipe out Uber Eats.
SHARE THIS EPISODE TO WIN A TRIP TO VEGAS WITH YOUR TRUE BESTIES.
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You're about to get a glimpse into a side of fetishism that no one talks about.
Sure feet are cool, but where is the fucking line?! How far is too far? Can you ever go back? Is this a dealbreaker?
In this episode we let you in on all of our thoughts and feelings surrounding the fetish community based off of our personal experiences. You know how it goes - we don't hold back, so brace yourselves.
We are here to cut the crap and sober your horny brains up. We discuss the extremes and potential dangers, as well as the inherent pressure of engaging in fetishistic activities to fulfill your partner's fantasies.
And of course we discuss if whether or not we have any kinks and fetishes of our own...
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We reviewed the research post-recording and we were spot-on: "Fetishistic fantasies are common and in many cases harmless. According to the DSM definition, they should only be treated as a disorder when they cause distress or impair a person's ability to function normally in day-to-day life."
We are by no means shaming anyone who has their own thing, as long as they are safe and respectful to their partners. Our bottom line message is: Anything extreme is not healthy. If you are risking your life or someone else's, that is problematic. We do not condone anyone trying anything that they are not consenting to or comfortable with.
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SINGLE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? NOT WITH YOUR PARTNER? DO YOU HATE THIS HOLIDAY? Okay, cool, same.
We dropped the first of many itty-bitty cute little "minis", just for you!
In this episode we go IN on WTF this holiday is really about, why it makes everyone feel like absolute shit, and how you can pivot and actually make it a YOU-Day.
Regardless of your relationship status, you CAN and SHOULD celebrate love with or without another person, today and everyday.
We give you some ideas on what to do instead of scrolling & moping, and how to thrive in your circumstances, right now.
Thank you for listening and losing our minis virginity with us!
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NO NEED TO PANIC. WE ARE BACK.
After a much needed break, your favourite duo is back on the mic!
Where have we been? Where are we currently at? How was 2021 really? Who got punched in the face and who swung?
No more seasonal breaks - we are back & badder... for better or worse. We may just be your longest relationship yet...
SO MUCH MORE TO COME... ARE YOU READY?!
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HERE IS WHY NO ONE IS ANSWERING YOUR WEAK-ASS SLIDE-INS.
This season finale will have you prepped to hop onto any dating app or into anyone's DMs confidently. The golden nuggets are crispier and juicier than ever.
We reveal the worst slide-ins we have ever received, as well as some of the best⊠& steamiest⊠We give you so many examples to implement, while helping you figure out your voice and narrative when it comes to online flirting, sexting, and dating.
We share how we slide in and what our personal tactics are⊠If your notebook isnât filled with stellar hacks and tips from the past few episodes, now it fucking will be.
Call us your coaches because we are helping you train some major muscle, that will not only ensure greater success in your dating life, but will help with your communication skills as a whole.
Bigger Balls SEASON 2 is coming NOVEMBER 2021. The off-season is during Simona & Edenâs birthdays so stay tuned for some insane content on our YOUTUBE channel (where we post 2x a week), IG, Tiktok & Twitter!
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Donât forget to look out for the âslide-in challengeâ - where we pick the best slide-ins & do a free 20 FaceTime call with you!!
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Just two besties in a "TESTY" on their way to make you question all that you THOUGHT you knew about dating rosters and rotations!
Is there a difference between the two? Did we put all our eggs in one basket or are there several? How many people on a roster is too many?
In this weekâs episode, you will be challenged to think why youâre dating the way that you are. We reveal some harsh underlying truths about having a roster and/or a rotation of options, why we choose to date the way we currently do, and how we got here.
You already know we threw in some major tips on how to run your rotations successfully, if you truly are todayâs Samantha Jones... But first we check you, so you don't wreck you.
Dating casually isn't always as it seems so if you feel like you are lost in the fucking sauce of options, weâve got a few things you need to get in order immediately... LISTEN UP, BUTTERCUPS.
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IS YOUR MAN SLIDING INTO OTHER GIRLâS DMs?! Donât worry, we put him & your girlfriends on blast.
In this steamy episode, we get excited in every sense, to discuss the fundamentals of girl code, thirst traps, and our OF accounts, PLUS a deep dive into experimental sex, including threesomes and sex partiesâŠ
We spill the tea: IS EDEN REALLY OPENING UP AN ONLYFANS ACCOUNT? WHAT PICS IS SIMONA POSTING TO HER CLOSE FRIENDS LIST? HAVE THEY HAD A THREESOME?!
Speaking of threesomes, do those really work? Based off of our experiences (which we obviously share), we explain when and how it could work, and why and how it could be an absolute disaster⊠Eden might be kicking a few people off the bedâŠ
We go into the importance of "back-to-basics" sex and why experimenting too much can be a bigger issue in your relationship... Let us blow your minds.
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DO YOU EVEN HAVE YOUR CLARITY GOGGLES ON? Donât worry, we got you, like always. In this fully loaded episode, we get ruthless about the whole âwhen is it too soon to sleep with himâ question and explain when that rule applies and when it makes no sense. How about a one-night-stand, you ask? Well baddies & daddies, listen here, we talk about how to do it right and make it hella chic.
We make our way into scary territory⊠& dive into HOW TO GET OVER your stupid smelly ex. Like we always say, there are âphases and stagesâ to this shit, and we are here to confess just how long you can expect it to take and when we truly got over our exes. Eden literally got over him yesterday at 2pm. But what if the exes slide back in after you have attempted to move on? Why isnât he blocked? Or do we fuck with a âmuteâ vibe? And thatâs just the tip of iceberg. All that and more, so come join us for an actual BTS of our BFF girl talk.
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