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Come experience a whole new world with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Desperate Measures” from the Wicked Villain series by Katee Robert! This is a totally different interpretation of the Aladdin universe! When Yasmina (not Jasmine, but yes Jasmine) wakes up to the news her dad is dead, she must run with consensual non consent into Jafar’s arms! Although Barbara reminds us not to ask any questions, you won’t be able to stop yourself from wondering: was that the best use of Rajah? Have you seen American President? And why does Hades keeps showing up in our books?!
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Come slam the door with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Unhinged” by Vera Valentine! This book truly lives up to its name and will leave you wondering if your door is a descendent of Zeus! The story is entirely from the door’s POV (yes, it’s a literal DOOR). It’s the door to Tana’s apartment, he’s been keeping an eye on her, and he wants to be her biggest protector. A literal door can only do so much, so to become human, the door just needs his knob turned by true love’s…you get the picture. Make sense?! *sigh* Sure it does! It helps if you envision Idris Elba. Knock knock, come in!
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Come confess your sins with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Sinners Anonymous” by Somme Sketcher. In an effort to save her nature preserve, bird loving Rory (or Aurora for short…) is engaged to a bad bulldog-looking man named Big Al. But as she soon finds out, his hottie nephew Angelo is the one with the real power. Is it too late for her to get out of the marriage? Find out! Oh, and there’s also bird stuff, a confession phone line, bird words, location dementia, more bird stuff, pearl necklaces, and even more bird stuff! Even with all that this book will have you kicking your little feet and saying “what the flamingo!”
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Come save humanity with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting the world premiere of “Celestial Glorbosis: Of Peace and Poimals” by Jace Hammercock. This episode is unique because The Girls are joined by Jace Hammercock (pen name of Geoff Ramsey and Gavin Free from the Regulation Podcast) for an exclusive interview to discuss whatever the hell they’ve written. This 13 page novella that begins mid-adventure is out of this world - a “wide shoes” featuring an Alabama Texas Oil and Cattle man named Girthyll, a supple FMC with a Cockney accent named Gavalina Sploogery, and a sexual pleasure alien named Glorble X. We usually assure you it’ll all make sense once you listen, but we can’t guarantee it this time. Emily tried to be a supportive wife and have no icks…she failed, but will you?
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Come enjoy getting scared with The Girls! This week Vanessa is continuing her bad boy era with “Haunting Adeline” by HD Carlton. This book was not only heavily recommended by our listeners, it comes with a FULL page of trigger warnings! The Girls are all in and along for the ride…but ready to get out by the end. When scare-happy Adeline moves into her dead grandma’s spooky house, dark Scorpio stalker Zade Meadows decides to focus his single white eye on her. This book has everything you could imagine from “dark romance” as well as everything you couldn’t, and it isn’t even the baddest boy Vanessa has read! So grab a rose, sip your whiskey, and remember… it’s just a book.
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Count to three and come with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Maddest Obsession,” the second book of the Made Series also seen in episodes 2 and 16! In this mafia romance we have Christian Allister, the cold, controlling, orderly, OCD counting, sexy mafia man who also works for the FBI! Then there’s Gianna, our sexy, sassy, can’t be controlled, “not like the other girls” FMC. Over the span of 7 years, Gianna might get married and widowed a few times, but her true love is Christian. This is not The Sopranos, but Emily manages to bring it up at every chance. Tune in and kick your little feet because this book is once, twice, three times a good one!
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Come pay off your father’s debt with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Den of Vipers” by K.A. Knight! This why choose (wide shoes) dark romance has everything…maybe too much for some! When mafia hotties Ryder, Kenzo, Garrett, and Diesel collect their debt in the form of sassy babe Roxy…she doesn’t go willingly. Thankfully everyone involved likes to put up a fight and use sharp objects. This episode had Emily crossing her eyes, Vanessa kicking her little feet, and Barbara buffering, what will it have you doing?!
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Come test positive with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Kissing the Coronavirus” by M.J. Edwards! This 15 page novella (if you don’t count page 9) was brought as revenge on Vanessa for blindsiding Barbara in the July Patreon-exclusive episode. When woman-in-STEM Dr. Alexa Ashingtonford is working on a cure for the newly discovered COVID-19, things get a little…testy. Even though this book feels like a MadLibs about a science lab, you’ll never guess how goat eyes, microwaved fish, and a floral sweater are involved! Nothing about this book is serious, which is why The Girls don’t take it too seriously! It’s better to just laugh than think about it too much.
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod!
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Come climb Jacob’s Ladder with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Pucking Wrong Guy” by C.R. Jane! As we continue the “Pucking Wrong" series we started in episode 27, we meet Ari Lancaster and Blake (or Serena!). When Ari crosses paths with his long lost foster care first love, he doesn’t let her know he recognizes her. Instead he brings in his old stalker pal Lincoln Daniels to help with his own stalking. When Ari assumes the identity of Blake’s ex and finds himself in a closet playing 7min in heaven, all is revealed…and it’s HUGE! This episode will have you screaming Holy Batman, so tune in and remember: it’s just fiction.
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Come ask “What’s in the box?!” with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting with a physical copy of “Ransom” by Julie Garwood! This book is set in the medieval Scottish highlands and follows our FMC Gillian and MMC Brodick! There are also at least 13 more people and since Emily is not into historical romance or meeting a lot of characters, Barbara thankfully came prepared with a whiteboard! Check out our YouTube video to follow along! Anyways, Gillian is English and Brodick is Scottish, their worlds collide in the animated Robin Hood universe, and they’re looking for a mystery box along with their sooooo hot friends, Ariana Grande, and a couple of maybe-dead but maybe-not-dead kids. But first they have to consummate their marriage. Make sense? Of course it does!
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Come throw lettuce heads out of the top window with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Heartless” by Elsie Silver! Part of the Chestnut Springs series, this book brings us back to the cowboy brothers we met in Episode 25 “Flawless”. This book is focused on grumpy cowboy Cade who needs help with his little boy Luke. When fun city girl Willa is hired to help out, her panties literally drop. This steamy book will leave you swooning over the banter, the sweet and spice of Cade, and it’ll have you ready to do whatever it takes to quiet your mouth!
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Come collect a debt with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Ruthless Creatures” by JT Geissinger! Part of the Queens and Monsters series, this book brings us back into the world of mafia romance. Five years after Natalie’s soon to be husband disappears, tall hunky Kage with a K shows up to collect a debt. But what is the debt?! Don’t start *Russian* Barbara for that information because you’ll have to wait until the end. This soap opera of a book will have you kicking your little feet, warming up your ink pot, and skipping across Lake Tahoe with its SPICE!
If you liked this book, our June Patreon bonus episode covers the sequel! Patreon.com/clutchmypearlspod
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
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Follow The Girls to the second star to the right and straight on till morning…to Neverland! This week Vanessa is presenting “Devourer of Men” by Nikki St Crowe! Part of a series of the reimagined Peter Pan universe, this book is focused on Wendy, Captain Hook, and the crocodile. But this Croc is a man who eats..peanuts? When Wendy goes missing for 200 years, tensions rise between Hook and Croc. But once Wendy is found, those tensions…come to a head. Tune in to see how The Girls manage to get confused immediately, and then decide to make it all about wrestling! Woo! This book is so spicy we can hardly talk about it in the description, so un-cork it and find out why!
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Come cure your daddy issues with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Caught Up” by Liz Tomforde! The Girls continue the Windy City Series, first seen in episodes 1 and 21! When independent pastry chef Miller Montgomery leaves her commitment-free life in a van to come nanny for Major League Baseball Daddy Kai Rhodes, it’s a home run! As always, this episode is all over the place but eventually the girls get the gist of the book! It’s time to gently put down your glasses, clench your thick thighs, try to say “mama” with baby Max, and discover whether the missing ingredient all along…was love. Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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Come snuggle your favorite pillow with The Girls! This week Barbara is hungover and Vanessa is presenting a cure with “Stuffed” by Sylvia Morrow! Gamer girl Anne can’t stand human touch, so she connects DEEPLY with her favorite…pillow. Yes. Her pillow. It may look like any other pillow, but it has a magical phoenix feather in it! Of course. So as Anne is grinding away, the pillow starts to come to life. Yes. Her pillow. But now her pillow has a name, Ori. This book may not have cured Barbara’s hangover but we did learn a lot! Such as representation matters, and if a pillow tentacle isn’t enough you can always bring a goldfish to life for more pleasure. Is this all just be schizophrenic episode of Anne’s? Listen and decide for yourself! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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Put on your mask and go undercover with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Velvet” by Lisette Marshall! When Princess Viviette senses trouble in her medieval times kingdom, she goes to her Dad’s right hand Spymaster, Jaghar. Jaghar just so happens to fall in love with Viviette, but his way of getting information from the enemy involves seduction. This Princess may be a virgin, but this spymaster will teach her the ways of seducing her enemies as well as exploring new territories! This episode will have you bathing in excitement and clutching your little butts!
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New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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Pay off your student loans with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Morning Glory Milking Farm” by C.M. Nascosta! When no-show-sock-wearing millennial Violet is down on her luck, she gets a job at the local pharmaceutical milking farm! When busy business bull Rourke comes to be milked, Violet realizes he’s not like the other Minotaurs. This heavy load of a book is not only educational, but it might be Vanessa’s no icks! Straddle your massage chair, try to relax, and enjoy! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
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Come cure cancer with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Love Hypothesis” by Ali Hazelwood! This is Barbara’s comfort read, and if the Libra inside her allowed it - her favorite book. When women-in-STEM scientist Olive Smith starts fake dating big-handed professor Adam Carlsen… Bunsen burners get cranked up! This episode will have you kicking your little feet straight out, wondering if Olivia Coleman would’ve been a better Olive, and realizing The Girls know NOTHING about Star Wars! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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Hit that subscribe button with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “For The Fans” by Nyla K! This book features Kyron and Avi, stepbrothers who have nothing in common. But when strapped for cash, they do what any Busy Business Boys would do…they start an OnlyFans! What starts out as “just for the fans” and a way to get money becomes so much more. This book will have you cheesin’, pearl clutching, kicking your little feet, and hoping it ended 200 pages sooner! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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Go down with the ship of “No icks” with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting a truly unhinged request from Emily… “Conquered by Clippy” by Leonard Delaney. When busy business blogger and woman in STEM Christie Aackerlund is sent on an assignment by Phil Gates she learns how beneficial it can be to receive assistance from a familiar friend…Clippy. Yes, Clippy the original AI assistant paperclip. This book has so many firsts for The Girls. Hear all about “lady sockets”, “butt stuff”, and how Xbox controllers vibrate! Stay tuned until the end because The Girls also travel to a McDonald’s inspired land where Mayor McCheese is up to no good! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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