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You know Elon. Heâs such a non-controversial and peaceable fellow.
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Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point, and state that 99 cents is the rental price.
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Lots of things are breaking over on X, the site formerly known as Twitter.
To cover it, we bring in Kent Brockman.
Sources: 1, 2, 3
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Inside the mind of Dr. Evil â or perhaps a 12-year-old.
In the interests of accuracy.
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Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point, and state that 99 cents is the rental price. But subscribing is free.
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This latest plan to lure subscribers and/or stop scam artists is a riot!
So fun, in fact, that we invited other Simpsons characters to join us.
Source: https://twitter.com/Support/status/1714429406192582896
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The world has already taken note of our accomplishments, Springfield has already moved up to 299 on the list of America's 300 most liveable cities.
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Best. Admiral. Ever. â made the best propaganda. And it wasnât even on X.
A special guest voice joins us.
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We are racing for Champion of the Universe.
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The humor of a 12-year-old from the worldâs richest man.
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I can give you this telephone, it is shaped like Mary Worth.
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How does Elon measure up?
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Elon has very strong dislikes and he makes them known.
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You may think this is worth a million bucks, but I will let you have it for free because you remind me of me.
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For Elon, the only good journalism is unchecked real-time citizen journalism.
Sources: 1, 2
Tell you what. I'll show you something very special if you promise to put your grubby little hands behind your back and keep them there.
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The lengths the great Elon Musk has to go to in order to prove his authenticity.
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We all know Elon has a âdemon mode.â As the proprietor of The Androidâs Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop, I can appreciate that.
Letâs see how he applies that to non-work hours.
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Comic Book Guy reads Elonâs tweet from October 2, 2023.
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