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Heās a very busy guy with a lot of hard work to do.
This week: Taylor Swift could swing the election if she just endorsed Biden (she already has) Princess Catherine sends a typo-ridden letter to the Irish Guards, of which she is somehow the colonel Prince Williamās private personal item is not nearly as exciting as we were hoping
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Weāve got these fails in the bag. This week: Actually, Kate might never come back, but maybe she might Donald Trumpās wife is very brave and beautiful, donāt mention the other stuffBen Affleck and JLo are, of course, the worst people to ever exist
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Mangler du episoder?
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Whatās the opposite of manifesting? Thatās what weāre doing.
This week: Ben Affleck is being GROSS and maybe DIVORCED???Is Kate Middleton coming back to work? Or maybe adopted?You cowards donāt want to admit that maybe the Erewhon soup is good
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Donāt worry, Meghan Markle still shows up in this one. This week: A very dubious poll of 2,000 homewreckers concludes that Jeremy Clarkson is, once again, the hottest Brit on the cursed little island SSRIs cause a fate worse than death, which is a thing that depressed people often face without treatment Kevin Spacey, given a platform and 7 movies in as many years, still thinks this whole thing wasnāt really fair :/
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We hope everythingās going Arche-well.
This week: RFK Jr. is super able-bodied and able-minded and a great presidential candidate, according to his brain wormA clerical error gives Meghan and Harryās haters a reason to hashtag another day Cycling spandex should be canceled, but not because of this Good Morning America host
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Fail to the chief. This week: Prince Harryās family does not show up to support a good cause, obviously Harry is to blameBarron Trump, who has never said a word in public, is a president in the makingThe Met Gala is probably not cursed, but man do we wish it wasFind your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails ā we know you have them.
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Weāre ailing from all this failing.
This week: King Charles is perhaps sicker than we thought. Letās knock Will and Kate while weāre at itMeghan and Harry are going to Nigeria, a great affront to the crownWhite bread has been vilified and weāve had ENOUGHFind your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails ā we know you have them.
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Shoutout to the reviewer who thinks our hosting lineup has changed (it has not) for the worse (thatās your opinion). This week: William, Kate, and Camilla all get new titles, perhaps just because they felt like it An investigative reporter determines that Taylor Swift is both an active alcoholic because of her current boyfriend and a longtime alcoholic (probably neither are accurate) Were Meghan and Harryās children really born? We will never know. Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails ā we know you have them.
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Weāve just learned that a fifth grader listens to this show (hi, Zarie!) and would consider a swear jar if the tabloids werenāt soā¦ you know.
This week:
A gross, sexist rundown of a feud between two Vegas strip clubs WHY DONāT WE GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MEGHAN MARKLEāS HOUSE?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY A small number of men commit a disgusting crime, and not only is it a widespread trend ā itās actually womenās fault for being mean :( Side note: Thanks to listener Sara for pointing this out on Twitter ā Maura misspoke and brothels are legal in 10 of Nevada's 16 counties. Sexism is real in all of them, though.
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It was a total fail-clypse of the heart.
This week: Netflix borrows a little too much from reality and makes Andrew look guilty of what many agree he looks guilty of The queer children of famous people are scrutinized for the sake of crafting a gay panic Cowboy Carter who? Your Western style icon is actuallyā¦ Princess Anne.
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Itās a return to our regular failure format, friends.
This week: The Prince Andrew rehabilitation tour continues, inexplicablyA study involving nose sizes and male anatomy involved a nonzero number of corpsesJoJo Siwa, an adult person, enters a sex shopFind your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails ā we know you have them.
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With Kateās now-public diagnosis of cancer, we wish the Princess all the bestā¦ but it hasnāt quieted down the tabloid maelstrom of ugliness, blame, and misdirection. The real question is: was it ever going to?In what we hope is our final special episode on #KateGate, we discuss what happened, whatās happening, and where we go from here.
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IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was released just hours before the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. We're sending thoughts and love to Catherine and her family; please note, in the interim, that the information in this episode reflects our knowledge as of 3/21/2024.
KateGate is the gift (?) that keeps on giving. So, once again, we pry our tired eyes away from the tabloids and focus our attention on the myriad ways that KP just canāt seem to get it right. Also, Obamaās in this now.
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IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family.
Well, listeners, we thought we were going to return to our normal format this weekā¦ but Motherās Day comes for us all.
So: this week, we discuss A Series of Unfortunate Photographs, a PR strategy best described as āwack,ā and why everyoneās saying made-up words like āMarchioness of Cholmondeley.ā
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IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family.
This week, we break format and present a Very Special Episodeā¢ all about the absolute debacle that has been Kate Middletonās leave of absence.
What do we know? Where have the tabloids and the palace shot themselves in the foot? And why, exactly, has the future queen of England all but vanished from the public eye? We present the facts, our hot takes, and some new intel ā shared with us by the one and only Kate Casey (Patreon.com/KateCasey).
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If you like piƱa fail-ladas / and getting caught in the rain of stories that make no sense and are bad oh god please send help
This week: A West End production of a play about different experiences of racism offers shows for people who experience racism differently, Tories aghastPrince Andrew is doing so good! And no weāre not going to mention the other stuffYou are a walking red flag and itās destroying your chances at finding love <3
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Is fail an aesthetic? Can we make it one? This week, weāre joined by Dr. Jonathan Zelken ā plastic surgeon to the stars and astute assessor of all aesthetic propagandizing.
Story-wise: Heidi Pratt says sheās not on Ozempic (but she is still doing a product placement about it)How do rich people defy age and not look like decrepit goblins at 40?Here are the tells that reveal your age (derogatory) Find Dr. Zelken:The Zelken InstituteInstagram @johnathanzelkenmdYouTube
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Will you be our fail-entines? This week:
If King Charles has cancer, so doā¦ all Americans?Jill Biden is a puppeteer mastermind and also a medical doctor (actually she is neither)Meghan and Harry donāt deserve last names š”
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Donāt hate the fail, hate the game. Actually, hate all of it. This week: There is no better time to rehash the monarchās various horse-related injuries thanā¦ a cancer diagnosis?Nobody wants to hang out with Harry :( Taylor Swift is in the pocket of the NFL, because obviously she needs them more than they need her (?)Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (āGutterā), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (āTampongateā)! Weād love to have you, and your support <3
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Happy Fail-bruary. This week:
Prince William, father of three children, must actually parent his childrenRich women are undateable because men must be able to be providers or theyāll dieElizabeth Moss is pregnant, so we simply must come up with ways to make her look like a floozyJoin us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (āGutterā), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (āTampongateā)! Weād love to have you, and your support <3
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