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without batting an eye, Transylvanian vampire Count Dracula bends a naive, yet perfectly manic real estate agent to his will. they then take up residence at a London estate where Dracula sleeps in his coffin by day and he searches for potential victims/a fourth wife by night.
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Claire is in color. Sawyer acts decent. Kate sinks slowly. the psychic is unkempt. Jack doesn't believe. Shannon has a zinger. Sayid's a harbinger. Hurley starts it all. Ethan gets hit by a hot shovel.
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After the devastating events of Avengers: Infinity War (2018), but before the devastating events of phase four, the universe is in ruins. With the help of remaining allies, the Avengers assemble once more in order to reverse Thanos' actions, restore balance to the universe, and completely ignore the longterm and permanent consequences of undoing something that happened five years ago but not altering the aforementioned five year time span.
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back before Marvel shit the bed, the Avengers and their vast array of conflicting personalities were willing to sacrifice everything in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe...which eventually happens because *someobdy* (Thor) just had to gloat instead of actually take care of business. Star-Lord is innocent, and Thanos had a point.
the 100th episode of Geek Accident.
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a hypochondriac hates food. Hurley cheers people up. Jack chooses golf over his patients. Sayid smells bad. Rousseau probably smells worse. Sawyers has 45 seconds of screen time. Shannon opts for skin cancer.
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As Scott Lang balances being a superhero, a father, a felon, a business man, and an aspiring magician, Hope van Dyne and Dr. Hank Pym present an urgent new mission to find a lab, a component and a thesaurus, leading Ant-Man to fight alongside The Wasp (for all of 30 seconds) and uncover secrets from their past. and Michelle Pfeiffer is so sexy it's physically painful.
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essentially being a dancing monkey on the super weird planet Sakaar, Thor must highjack an orgy plane in order return to Asgard and stop/cause Ragnarök, the destruction of his world, at the hands of the powerful and ruthless and quite sexy villain Hela. Meik guest stars.
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Shannon's a nerd. Locke stirs the pot. Sun gets a medical degree. Charlie gas lights Claire. Jack throws hands. Sawyer keeps being Sawyer.
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after texting while driving, an unbearably egotistical neurosurgeon goes on a wacky, tea induced journey of physical and spiritual healing, eventually making Wong laugh and calling it a win. also, he's a wizard.
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Charlie blames someone else. Locke is a rehab. Jack gets buried alive. Liam steals the show. Sayid gets knocked the fuck out.
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after a wildly incorrect passage of time, an annoingly evil Peter Parker tries to stop Adrian 'The Vulture' Toomes from lovingly providing for his family by selling weapons made with advanced Chitauri technology while trying to balance his life as an ordinary high school student...and not doing very well with that.
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T'Challa, heir to the hidden but advanced kingdom of Wakanda, must step forward to lead his people into a new future and must confront a challenger from his country's past.
rest in peace, Chadwick. Wakanda Forever.
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Jimmy Kimmel's a piece of shit. Oppenheimer explodes. no one speaks english. people bat 1000. Ryan Gosling is sex. Spider-Man gets the shaft. Emma Stone sobs. celebrities do celebrity things. Jimmy Kimmel is, and i cannot stress this enough, a walking piece of shit stained garbage.
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in one of the most poorly timed releases in cinematic history, Natasha Romanoff confronts the darker parts of her ledger (the ones that we're not invested in because of how they're introduced) when a dangerous conspiracy with ties to her past (that we again don't care about) arises. we both wish this movie was better, but we got what we got, so whatever.
happy valentines day.
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once again we learn that government over reach is always a fucking disaster (soapbox) when political involvement in the Avengers' world saving shenanigans causes a rift between Captain America and Iron Man, and Cap is so distraught that he buries Peggy and makes out with her granddaughter like an absolute boss. after all, that's the dream. Nick Fury is nowhere to be found.
happy birthday, sis!
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Armed with an upgraded and clunky looking scuba suit with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, ya know...like an ant, cat burglar/pussy Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help his mentor (if you can call him that), Dr. Hank Pym, pull off a plan that will save the world. and then totally bone the love of his life (can you call her that?), Hope van Dyne.
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When a group of mercenaries with lame-ass code names attack the estate of a very gorgeous, very feisty, very sexy and insanely doable Beverly D'Angelo (and the rest of her family or whatever), Santa Claus must slap on a man bun, rock the dad bod, and step in to save Christmas, making all the ladies kweamy along the way.
see you in 2024, suckahfish!
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When a man inadvertently makes Santa fall off his roof (therefore brutally killing him and dissolving his presumed wife) on Christmas Eve, he finds himself magically recruited to take his place because he literally didn't read the fine print.
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Locke is a pretentious douche, Kate has C titties, Charlie whines a lot, Jack is an ass man, Jin gets a new bracelet.
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