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itâs officially wedding week on Delusional Diaries! your favorite girls are back, and chaos has never sounded more celebratory. Jaz kicks things off by confessing to yet another blackoutâthis time, on purposeâso that she can hear, but then forget, Halleyâs maid-of-honor speech before the big day. the girls dive into the hilarity that ensued at dinner, including Jaz heckling the speech and Halley workshopping it with their wedding-savvy friend Kian.
with a jam-packed week ahead, Halley shares her excitement and nerves, while Jaz grapples with unpredictable alcohol tolerance levels and a sleepover with Halleyâs dog, Oslo. things get unfiltered fast during this weekâs B***hing HourâJaz vents about online haters accusing her of âbad omens,â her ongoing real estate nightmare, and much more. Halley adds her own grievances, including the shock of discovering her couch covered in what she thought was sand⊠but wasnât.
this episode is all about the build-up to what has now been called, the royal wedding. if youâre in it for the calm before the storm (or the wedding in this case), pour a drink, pick a comfortable spot, and enjoy the mayhem.
Timestamps:
0:06 - Jaz blacking out
6:04 - Bitching hour
13:42 - Propaganda we arenât falling for
34:22 - What are your ins and outs of living in NYC
37:35 - Going on trips with friends
39:46 - Hot takes on influencer marketing
43:15 - Sharpayâs daughter
46:01 - What was your worst era of life?
52:07 - Where do you think our friendship will be in 5 years?
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Halley and Jaz are back from Miami and very much in need of a reset. In this episode of Delusional Diaries, they recap their chaotic trip filled with blackout martinis, accidental oysters, and one too many dinners (literally). Jaz open ups about her truly chaotic miami nightâso chaotic, in fact, that the debrief is actually a rollercoaster & missing some parts, because well, she did in fact BLACK OUT. the girls dive into the group dynamics of the trip, the surprising joys of meeting online mutuals IRL, and the dangerous game of airport roulette via Newark and Miami International.
they also get real about the pressure of online personas versus real-life energy, awkward post-lunch pregnancy assumptions, and pre-wedding tea in a way only they canâraw, hilarious, and just a little unhinged. Jaz shares the moment her shoe guy thought she was pregnant, Halley talks overpriced fitness classes, and they discuss why Miami is both their least favorite and somehow still fun city.
itâs a kinda insane catch-up filled with overshares, giggles, and a strong PSA: be very careful with martinis and Miami.
Timestamps:
0:30 - F1 and Miami trip
9:30 - Jaz and Halley storytime
15:30 - New segment of the week: Bitching Hour
29:16 - Being a wife, family relationships, and the wedding
36:33 - Would you be able to date me?
39:32 - Is being nice to someone you donât like being fake?
49:47 - Compliments and what people say
51:32 - Being an influencer
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we are fresh off Stagecoach and diving into all the drama, laughs, and ear infections that came with it. from Jazâs near-tears flight with a sinus infection to watching Blue Ivy absolutely eat on stage and bumping into Shay Mitchell at the BĂIS house, this trip was anything but ordinary. we unpack the realities of festival culture (is Stagecoach really that chill?), share a wild Taylor Swift dream, and spiral into a hilarious debate about Swifties, Disney adults, and just how far is too far in fan culture.
we also open up about relationships â how we celebrate anniversaries, what makes a wedding worth the cost, and why Jaz is not here for wedding day sponsorships. plus, expect plenty of chaotic sidebars: childhood asthma attacks, ENT horror stories, strict parents, au pair opinions, grandparent nickname beef, and the one pair of shorts our boyfriends just wonât throw away.
itâs unfiltered, dramatic, weirdly educational, and entirely delusional in the best way. buckle up.
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These are the Diaries of Gals that are DELUSIONAL AND ON THE GOâŠđ¶ïž
This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are joined by two amazing YouTubers/Podcasters/Creators (they do EVERYTHING!!!) â Brooke and Danielle from Gals on the Goâfor a cross-pod collab you didnât know you needed.
The girls embark on this episode to yap about the golden age of YouTube and how Danielle & Brooke gained their fame through it, they bond through the social media talk and their respective journeys, and they take a full look at the transition from YouTube to short format content. They share their thoughts on the realities of vlogging in public, the emotional labor of always being âon,â and the importance of maintaining humility in an oversharing culture. The four also discuss life in New York, an-almost-move to Florida, their personal life updates and so much moreâŠ
If youâre looking for some SATC vibes or the ultimate girly experience: this episodeâs for you. Social media talks, brand trips, life as a girl in her 20s: you name it! Join us this week for a candid, unfiltered conversation that blends chaos, comedy, and girlhood all in one.
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ââThis week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back and as unfiltered as everâBotoxed, bloated, and buzzing (literally). The episode kicks off with a full rundown on their latest cosmetic adventures, including Masseter Botox, frozen foreheads, and whether or not your face feeling âsnatchedâ is fact or fantasy.
From there, the chaos only builds. Halley shares the saga of her weekend in the Midwest, complete with broken planes, violent airplane AC, and a terrifyingly old Delta aircraft. Meanwhile, Jaz spent Easter in New Jersey watching a VHS love letter Kevinâs dad made for his momâand suddenly, all of Kevinâs quirks made perfect sense.
The girls also dive deep into the debate: dry weddings vs. open bars. Theyâre talking party etiquette, guest expectations, and why cutting alcohol to save money might be the biggest bridal red flag of all. Plus, thereâs a viral TikTok wedding discourse to unpack, and theyâre not holding back.
But this isnât even a quarter of it⊠because thereâs so much more going on in this weekâs episode. Itâs messy, real, and full of that best friend energy you didnât know you needed. Whether youâre here for the Botox chat or the emotional breakthroughs, this episode is a ride from start to finish.
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In this chaotic catch-up episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz recap a whirlwind of travelling, having fun and life updatesâand theyâre not holding back. Jaz breaks down the unexpected hate she got for her Coachella outfits, how sheâs apparently dressing âtoo chill,â and why being comfy should not be controversial.
The two dive group chat drama inspired by a viral TikTok skit (itâs not what it looks like), and the very serious crime of bringing your boyfriend to an all-girls dinner. Thereâs also a deep dive into the anxiety of massages, Delta One obsessions, and whether or not theyâd snitch if one of them cheated (spoiler: things get intense). Ohâand of course, thereâs some light screaming on a beach over a Waterboy brand video.
This episode is funny, a little unhinged, and surprisingly heartfeltâthe perfect mix of oversharing, hot takes, and bestie chaos. Tune in to take it all in!
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Everyoneâs favorite influencer, @bran_flakezz, is sitting down with us in this weekâs episode, and it is nothing short of iconic. We get extremely real & bring a conversation that encapsulates the energy of our friendship. From prepping for Tulum to reflecting on Philly fame and Coachella chaos, nothing is off-limits. Bran opens up about buying two pairs of the same boots (and defends it passionately), handling internet drama with unexpected kindness, and how it really feels to be treated like a celeb in his own city. Plus, the crew dives into parasocial relationships, the origin of âHalley Kate Core,â festival hot takes, and why being a good person always winsâeven when the internet says otherwise. Itâs unhinged. Itâs honest. Itâs so on brand. Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES
Whether youâre into fashion, influencer tea, or just love a real-deal friendship convo, this oneâs for you.
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Weâre diving into your icks sent in on Instagram, talking through workout reviews and some major life updates.. From moving updates, wedding updates, Tiktok Drama, and upcoming trips. Whether youâre looking for behind-the-scenes insights, hot takes or just a fun chat to keep you company, this episode has it all!Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES - Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries - Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast
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Weâre diving into a conversation that is nothing short of raw, real, and completely unfiltered. From wedding updates from Jaz to a deep dive into the wild world of influencers, weâre pulling back the curtain and spilling ALL the tea on some seriously spicy topics. No subject is off-limits as we get into why we are BFFs, Jazâs New Jersey move plan, and everything in between. Whether youâre looking for behind-the-scenes insights, juicy discussions, or just a fun chat to keep you company, this episode has it all!Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES
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in this weekâs episode, our good friend @maddierichter16 joins us for an amazing convo. we sit down & discuss how we all met each other, juicy stories from our friendship that brought us closer together, future plans and more⊠Maddie also goes in depth about her career throughout the years, the corporate world, her personal life, confidence and her romantic life. this episode is truly packed and everyone can find something to relate to in it. Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES
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This weekend the girls are chatting through their spring breaks of the past, influencer drama, giveaways and more!
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This week the girls are chatting through their weekends in Vegas and San Fransisco. They chat about their time apart, Jaz's wedding tasting, wedding dresses, nesting, growing up in a neighborhood and what's changed. Listen to hear all about if they would be stay at home moms, the grudges they hold and more. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast
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This week the girls are chatting through trippinwithjaz aka Jaz's joint bachelorette/bachelor party weekend in the Bahamas. The girls talk through planning the trip, the cost, drama, highs and lows. Listen to hear their bridal and wedding related hot takes and their suggestions for a bachelorette/bridesmaid proposals! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast
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This week the girls are chatting through their weekend in NOLA for the SUPERBOWL. They chat about their Valentines plans, if they think it's too late to be an influencer and the plastic surgery they want. Listen to hear all about it! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast
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This week the girls are chatting their flight anxiety and upcoming Super Bowl plans. They chat about their dream eras tours and how much they FaceTime. They discuss the Grammys and influencer schedules. Listen to hear about their thoughts on blocking exs, friends and more! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast
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This week the girls are chatting their recap of dry January. They chat about their first session of tattoo removal and the books they're reading... Let's just say they have different taste in books. They discuss their pet peeves in workout classes and Jaz's annoying neighbor. Listen to hear about Jaz's big win and their thoughts on influencer break ups. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DELUSIONAL
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This week the girls are chatting through their emotions post tiktok ban crash out. They discuss influencers lying before the ban and what they've lied about. Listen to hear their thoughts on plus ones for wedding dates and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast.
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This week the girls are chatting through listener submitted assumptions about them. They discuss what's correct and what's wrong. Listen to hear their answers on listener submitted "who is most likely to" and their dry January and life updates! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast.
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This week the girls are chatting through their thoughts on women who make more than men. They discuss how dry January is going and Jaz chats through her smoking habits. Listen to hear about their thoughts on the bride who washed off her makeup, bachelorette plans and more! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast.
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Happy New Year! This week the girls are chatting through their highs and lows of 2024. They discuss what their biggest learnings were, their favorite moments and habits they want to take into 2025. Listen to hear about their holidays, time with significant others families, and the hardest part about moving in with a man. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast.
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