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Hey there Okee Dokie Babies,
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Sincerely, thank you so much for sticking with us this far. You've really made the journey super fun for us, and we've loved getting to know so many of you.
Here's our unscripted, raw discussion that we wanted you to be apart of.
We definitely aren't saying "goodbye"... are we? -
"Life is our greatest teacher." -Probably some smart person long ago
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In this episode, the three boys bounce down memory lane and share small nuggets of truth we've found along the way.
Game titles include: Imponderables, Church or Weed Shop, and Don't F*&#%@ Lie To Me!
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Welcome back you hob-knobblers and slick-sloopers.
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SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR A CHERRY CREAM PIE AND LETS JUST JUMP RIGHT INTO IT!
In this episode, the boys scrounge around the darkest parts of the interwebs to uncover the worst creatures on the planet... influencers. Scoot your caboose down games like, "No Clue News", "Influencers Under the Influence", and "Influencer Marketing Fails"!
Supermodels, MathsGoFlyByeBoi, and dumb brands... its all here.
Big shouts to our SURPRISE GUEST INFLUENCER! -
Some criminals are smart. Some aren't. We typically find the latter MUCH more interesting!
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Join us this week as we slip into something a little more comfortable, pour a nice glass of raspberry soda pop, and look out the backyard window and think, "I could've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids."
Mason hosts this jamboree as we chat about: actual crimes the boys have committed, Florida Man, and Crime Time.
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Our legal team here at ITM Studios told us that we have to clarify that murder, in fact, is not okay... (homicide sometimes is though).
Take a gander in this weeks' episode as the brothers talk through the logistics of 'Kill Or Be Killed' scenarios such as: the ethical Trolley Problem, Murderous Headlines, and the Tribal War of 2021 where Mason and Landen actually fight TO THE DEATH.
Curious? Hit that play button... or else... we may have to take matters into our very capable, vigilante hands.
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You know what our highly-diverse and politically-correct society needs right now?
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The opinions of three privileged white men.
So, here we are. Delivering the goods.
In all honesty, this is a pretty stellar episode, where we talk about some serious topics that SHOULD be openly talked about - and we do it while still laughing and having fun.
Strap in, young soldier. You're about to learn a thing or two. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! -
Mason-Money spends like any other world currency, so it makes sense why Clase spends so long in this episode tearing down Landen's psyche to understand if he's lying about owning one or not.
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Know what else no family has ever fought over? Monopoly.
Except in this edition, Mason takes out all the properties and replaces them with dead people. Clase and Landen are then left to maneuver around the board, guessing how these famous dead people died. Yep. Park Place is now Edgar Allen Poe, and Illinois Avenue is now Elvis Presley...
*In distasteful sing-song voice* How did they die (bum bum bum) HOW DID THEY DIE?!
That's what we're here to uncover for you. You're welcome.
Special thank you to our sponsor: Maid: Shadow Legends, use the special, one-of-a-kind promo code to unlock: 46 mythical creatures, 894,000 Squiggle coins, 400 Floo points, and +23 speed boost to your blow pipe meter. Seriously. -
What if I told you that the boys had never seen the movie, Titanic until this week? What if I told you that we loved it so much we had to experience it first-hand?
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Hypothetically, what if Clase had Mason and Landen drop "los trousers" and dunk their skunks? Who would last longest? .... HYPOTHETICALLY, of course...
What if... hypothetically... Clase put on his birthday suit and forced Mason and Landen to draw him like one of Jack's french girls...?
And... hypothetically... the games could be called "Nautical Nonsense", "Frozen Nuts", and "Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls"...
What a... haha... what an episode that'd make, huh?
I'll just say this and then let you make an adult decision to partake or not...
The video version on YouTube is everything you'd want it to be.
Welcome to movie club. An episode inspired by a movie we've never seen.
Titanic. Brrr. -
Carrot flutes? Carrot sculptures? Carrot go mouth?
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If Do-It-Yourself projects are your thing, click away now, because absolutely... we will leave you dissatisfied and spiraling down a disheveled avenue as you stroke your massive chin and ask... why?
Ask no further. We don't know either.
Welcome to DIWHY - asking the right questions, doing the wrong things.
HUGE thank you to this weeks sponsor, JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN JR.
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Okee dokee, babies... in this installment of "Niché Communities", Mason sits down with a self-proclaimed ex-Brony to understand the community and the psychology therein.
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What's your opinion on men who enjoy and identify with the 'My Little Pony' TV show? Wherever you land, we hope this open conversation gives you a new perspective and appreciation for a group of people that may not act and think like you.
Check out our Youtube channel to WATCH the full interview, at I'm Telling Mom Podcast! -
EDIT: We do apologize in advance for this episode. Its R-rated, and we arent proud of everything said... but we love that you can see into some of the messiness that is our brotherhood. If you're easily offended or don't appreciate crude humor, skip this one. (thumbs up!)
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Ladies and gentlemanaas this iws anotherr peisode of getting ashmashed, obviverated, and flat out drnkkkkkkkkk. ur fault, **** u, enjoy.
Sponsor: i lgeit don’t know was ther 1??! -
Furries, we come in peace! No really, we just have some questions.
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Rather than try and speculate answers for those questions, Landen thought it’d be better to interview someone that calls themselves a furry.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy this deep dive into a misunderstood niche community.
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Hey all you puddn’ pops, what do you think R. Kelly and Bill Cosby have in common? They both suck! *age preference may vary though* Mason’s segment is all about nice deeds done by potentially crappy celebrities. (No you idiot sandwich, we don’t actually think Gordon Ramsey is bad.)
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Special thanks to our sponsor: THE GREATEST SPONSOR WE’VE EVER HAD ON THIS SHOW! Such a good sponsor in fact, that we delightfully invite you to just tune in to find out who it is. -
Ah, the joy of imaginative adventure, where one can truly separate themselves from the dreary real world and instead traverse new lands... oh wait. These guys don't know how to play D&D because they're playing regular interns in a corporate office.
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Follow the adventures of Erick Johnson (Mason) and Ryan Baker (Landen) as they explore the dark depths of a corporate office building. Will Ryan discover new love in an unlikely lady? Will Erick discover a secret eye into his personal space? Follow along and find out more in this episode of "WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING OR HOW TO PLAY D&D."
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Ladies and gentleman, children of all ages, welcome to the big tent! Marvel in wonder, gasp in awe, and giggle with glee at the wonders that await within this episode dedicated to circus acts. Will Clase pursue his dream of driving off a ramp at breakneck speed?
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Will Mason finally dedicate his life to swallowing boiling lead? All this and more await within the greatest *podcast* show on earth.
Special thanks to our sponsor: bubbles. 2D circles turned 3D have never been cooler. -
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Welcome to the episode all about the wild, wacky, and inflatable world of I'm Telling Mom Sponsors. If you've been around these parts for awhile, you may be aware we have a host of paying products, companies, and individuals lining up to drink from the goblet of podcast advertising.
Buckle up for terribly-offensive "Badly-Placed Ads", super inappropriate "Slogan Versus Slogan", and other shameful shenanigans.
Check out www.itmmerch.com! -
Hear ye! Hear ye! Young and old! Lend me your ears!
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No, seriously, we need 340 ears to break the world record...
BE IT WEIRD, DIRTY, DUMB, or all three... I'm Telling Mom has collected some of the greatest World Records ever recorded. We scoured the worlds greatest sites - Guinness, Ripleys, RecordSetter, and others - and, honestly, hated what we found... so... ENJOY!
Beyond seeking out Darwin Awards, we even attempt a few World Records ourselves... can we do it? Are we celebrities now? Will amazon ship us gold medals, accordingly?
Not to give out any spoilers or anything... but the ultimate winner was able to pick his ceremony anthem, and one of us loved it and one of us couldn't stand it. -
Hark dear sweet listeners, do you hear that? It’s the sound of throbbing heartstrings, gushing at the voices of three brothers offering golden boyfriend ideas.
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Or rather… two brothers offering one or two actual golden ideas in between a dumpster fire of terrible ideas to the one brother who’s still single.
Brave listener, do enjoy today’s episode to hear all about personalized condoms, Family Guy pole dancing, stealing art, and so much more.
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Happy 2 Year Anniversary!
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Yep, that’s right, the brothers have been pumping out weekly podcast episodes for 2 years straight. That’s gotta be a record….right?
So why not celebrate with an entire episode dedicated to pie, pi, and sexual innuendos. Mason hosts this oddly specific listening experience with segments about stealing pie, counting pi, and guessing pie charts. Listen in!
Special thanks to today’s sponsor: Lil Infant, the hottest rapper to hit the scene in decades. -
Get your safe words ready listeners, this episode is gonna get weird.
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Three mini-segments come from the mind of Clase, as he challenges Mason and Landen with death trivia (Who Died By What Now?), a twisted game of rock, paper, scissors, and sound effects (That Sounds Good To Me)… all relating to the theme: Earth, Water, Fire, and Hookers. Yes, it’s really that simple.
Special thank you to this week’s sponsor: stars.chromeexperiments.com, the perfect galactic adventure, even if you’re sober! - Se mer
