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We’re all kind of jerks here on KKL, but we finally decided to get into a festive mood for the final show of 2017. But we did it in our own way by hosting a friendly game of White Elephant! Callers are given a present, and subsequent callers steal them! Afterwards, we cover our top grossest moments of 2017. Don’t listen to it while eating! Later, Useless Weirdo flawlessly performs our annual tradition of Glory Holy Night. Plus, we perform a play about Santa Clause and his reindeer, exchanging Not So Secret Santa gifts with each other, and so much more with a special holiday Double Trouble episode of KKL: Half-Off!
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As we look back on 2017, we find our top 7 bad ideas of the year. And we’re not afraid to highlight all of them for all of to hear! Afterwards, Useless Weirdo hits the streets with the new Cheetos/popcorn fusion! Any opportunity for Feeding With The Hungry and Patrick getting aggressively poked in the chest, we will take! Later, we listen to Patrick’s original audio audition before working on KKL! Get ready to be inspired. Plus, Kevin complains about his more successful and rich friends, sharing our fattest moments of the year, Tim Cook responds to battery accusations, and more!
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Concert ticket squatters have been ruining the live music experience for a long time. Squatters are now buying up restaurant reservations and selling them for a last-minute profit. Are table reservations starting to get out of hand? Afterwards, we listen to some of the top original KKL songs of 2017. From Optimus Andrew to Sodapop, this is a playlist with something for everyone. Plus, proper restroom etiquette on airplanes, the return of He Cray/ She Cray, and more!
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We all have our moments of releasing anger at the wrong time. Today’s 7 @ 7 is the top KKL tantrums of 2017. Kevin and Useless Weirdo are sure to dominate the list, but which moment tops them all? Afterwards, Kevin discovers yet another one of his habits that make him gross. He just wants to know whether or not it makes him worse than Ally. Plus, a caller requests his own theme song like Second Hand Cindy, the pros and cons of posthumous hologram performances, and more!
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We kick off this week with our Not So Secret Santa 2017 draft. We pull person, price, and place randomly out of a hat to help us figure out gift giving between the KKL office this year. Who is going to have to shop at Good Vibrations? Who is going to have to spend $100? Will those two overlap?! (YES). Before that, we talk about ridiculous and outrageous favors that neighbors have asked of us. We know we’re supposed to be giving and nice during this time of the year, but some requests are just too much. Plus, Mall Santa Spotlight, getting duped for the holidays, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson prepares to run for presidential office, and more!
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If you’re having anxiety about having to spend time with family for Christmas, we’ve got the top seven ways for you to get out of it! Good luck! Afterwards, we honor the force with a game of Hollywood Squares, the Star Wars version. Tic-tac-toe has never been so otherworldly. Afterwards, Movie Review Haikus help you figure out what to watch at the theaters this weekend if you hate Star Wars but still want to see a new flick. Plus, more about Dead Eyes’ dog adoption process, a last-minute Nervous News with Twinkie, Girly Willy’s roid rage, and more!
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Yesterday we powered through the confusion of Bitcoin and got nowhere. Today we attempt to understand Net Neutrality and maybe we should just stick to trying to cash in on block chain cryptocurrency. Later, Jim McAlpine aka James Bong chats with us about CBD toilet paper, his doomsday stash of edibles, and zero tolerance at concerts. Afterwards, the battle for tickets to the new Star Wars movie is settled during Subculture Wars. This time, jocks face off against nerds. Hopefully we have actual jocks listening that can participate! Plus, a listener mistakes us for Canada, Dead Eyes tries to adopt a dog, and the seven things men should never say to women.
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Nobody wants to ever get attention by the PC police, so everyone puts extra effort into making sure they don’t offend anyone. It gets tricky during this time of year, when you’re not sure to wish people a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, or something else! Take Kevin’s advice and just say “Happy God Damn Holidays.” Later, we still try to wrap our heads around Bitcoin. Even after several listeners’ attempts to explain it, we just feel like we’re losing more and more money. Afterwards, we stand up for dairy cows who are now starting to say #MooToo. Plus, music inspired by Ally’s moobs, financial regrets, the Williams-Sonoma Game, and more!
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After Kevin reveals his hypothetical dream crime, Ally reveals that she has no idea what an armored car is. Which is shocking because she has probably fulfilled Kevin’s dream crime many times over while playing videogames. Afterwards, we try to figure out the rational in mismatched couples. Is it really the woman that ends up being the most attractive half of the partnership? Are they doing it on purpose? Plus, rest in peace SF Mayor Ed Lee, the Wonder Bible, top seven foods of 2017, and more!
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Now that NSSN has come and past, we can concentrate on more important things this holiday. Like which Christmas gifts are the absolute worst to get, which was decided by another KKL draft. We listen to pure greed as our listeners tell us why they deserve a poster signed by all of the Not So Silent 2017 bands. Plus, Kevin’s worst Uber ride ever, and more!
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NSSN weekend is finally here! Two days of live music is plenty of opportunity to make all the wrong moves. That’s why we’re giving you seven things NOT to do while at a concert. Don’t be THAT guy/gal/other. Afterwards, we chat with the usually-angry Lewis Black about his upcoming dates in our area. You should go check him out so you can congratulate him on his upcoming tribute from The 17th Annual SF Sketchfest coming up in January 2018. Later, Chef Ryan Scott and Ike from Ike’s Place. If you’re not into sandwiches, you’ll love Useless Weirdo taste testing their cakes! Plus, reminding Twinkie of jail etiquette, the dark secret about sign language, instructions on how to win a NSSN beat and meet, and more!
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Santa Claus actors have been hard at work this holiday season, but not all Santas are equal. To help you figure out which one is which, we have seven types of Kris Kringles you might run into at the mall. Afterwards, we chat with Jim McAlpine, aka James Bong, as he talks about his recent battle with diverticulitis. Jim prefers the green to morphine, and even went far enough to sneak in some vaping while at the hospital. After all, his main message today is to come out and be open about cannabis use! Later, Colin Quinn responds to SNL’s recent Irish Airline sketch. Did it offend the funny Irishman? Can he help us figure out if we can at least still make fun of fat men, curly hair, or even hipsters? Plus, a game of Guess TD the STD, porch pirate confessions, Good Avocado News, and more!
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Yesterday we taught you seven things not to do at a work-related holiday parties. And today we tell you about the increasing trend of having no party at all. Sure, it could be to save money or to spend it on a charitable cause, but is it insulting to know that it’s because we can’t be trusted to be on good behavior? It seems like o party is better than sexual misconduct! Later, we play a round of Am I A Hypocrite, and it’s amazing to know the things people advocate against yet turn around and do themselves. Plus, seven formerly nerdy things that have become cool, debate on our addiction to tipping, McDonald’s and President Trump, and more!
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Because we’re an audio medium, clarity of words is very important. That’s why there is such a strong reaction when we find out that Patrick’s traffic report on a 45-car accident was really a four-to-five car incident. Huge difference! Afterwards we recap current events in our Week In Shame, including the shame we all feel when refusing to donate to charity in public. Later, Shark Tank’s Robert Herjavec turns down our bad ideas like Fortune Dumplings, the Poomba, and an Easy Bake Glove Box. Looks like all of our ideas stink and sink! Plus, DMX holiday news, Movie Review Haikus, and much more!
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We’re lucky to know that we have the most honest listeners around. We can always count on all of you to tell us how horrible we look, so thank you for the responses to our awareness video about sexual harassment. Check it out on our Facebook and Twitter if you haven’t seen it! All throughout today’s show, callers make guesses for Where In The World Is Matt Lauer. Will we eventually find him? We also discuss Patrick’s recent photo shoot in a public park, and ask him why he thought it was a good idea. Plus, the return of the Generations Game, seven reasons not to have children, a fresh song from @Sodapop104, and more from today’s Double Trouble Thursday edition of KKL: Half-Off!
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Boobs are great. Moobs are less desirable. That’s why we’re giving you the top seven things men need to avoid for moob prevention. Afterwards, Mike Ness answers rumors about new Social D music and reveals his guilty pleasure female pop artists. Later, Patrick takes the Salvation Army kettle to the streets for a round of Bait Bucket. Will someone snatch our charity change? How long will it take? Plus, Jim McAlpine differentiates recreational and medicinal marijuana, Sodapop teases his new song, Bill Murray in a hurry, and more!
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Kevin finds it surprising that Sharper Image is still a store, while Ally uncovers a link between Good Vibrations and Brookstone. This is the kickoff to your holiday shopping! Later, we listen to bad proposal stories from our listeners. If we hear one bad enough, someone might get a chance for a proposal re-do on stage at Oracle Arena at Not So Silent Night 2017! Afterwards, we give our pal K.Flay a wakeup call to give her some good news! Plus, the search for Jerry Garcia’s beard hair, Lenny and Patrick argue about traffic, and more!
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It’s Cyber Monday but we don’t have any new deals or specials for you. Just the regular ol’ half-off podcast from the live show! Today Kevin talks about the difficulty of long flights with his young daughter over Thanksgiving, and how he had to keep her quiet. Afterwards, we play the Trump Hole Game as callers figure out what can top the amount of golf our president has already played this year. Later, we play a round of Even Stranger Things. So many of us were forced to spend time with family during the break, and we’d like to hear any new family secrets discovered! Plus, Kevins’ courageous #btwo story inspires more buttholes, Lenny’s complaint from 280 traffic, and more!
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Today’s menu includes:
Ally’s awkward story involving her sister, her fiancé, and a brand new sex toyPatrick’s attempt to interview UFC fighter Connor McGregor before his fight with Floyd Mayweather Jr.Jared Leto discusses his affinity for investing in Silicon Valley tech.A game of Whole Foods Price Is Right with a callerThe Ex-Con Ramen Cook-Off ,with real former inmates judging the food! - Se mer