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Welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
In this episode we’re diving into Hellen Zille’s surprise entrance into the drag scene, breaking down how Strava is accidentally exposing world leaders (yes, even Biden), and ranking the Springboks after yet another England loss (spoiler: Eben stays at the top).
Plus, we play a chaotic round of Fact or Lie, and Chlo finally learns what the offside rule actually means.
It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s pure KETS chaos—don’t miss it!
Chapters:
0:00 Weekly catchup
10:20 KETS News
35:12 Word Association FAIL
37:42 Untoasted Improv
46:48 Truth or Lie
50:14 Wrap up!
Where to find KETS:
Website: http://kets.co.za
Contact: [email protected]
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🎙 Kids Eat Toast Sometimes | The Comeback Episode 🍞
After a year off, we're back! Join us for the return of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, where we dive into South Africa’s wild world of news, online drama, and a some fresh-new segments! Today, we’re talking about why we’ve been MIA, where we’re going next, and how we are going to make KETS great again, again.
🔥 Special Guest: Cassidy Nicholson 🔥
This episode, we’re joined by the one and only Cassidy Nicholson (Constantia Mom) —a KETS OG and all-around legend! Known for her uncensored takes and unmatched wit, Cassidy’s back to help us unpack some of the wildest topics out there. She also gives us great insight into her growing comedy career.
Get ready for hot takes, epic laughs, and that signature Cassidy spice we’ve all missed. She’s here to keep us on our toes, and trust us—you don’t want to miss it!
Where to find Cassidy:
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Where to find KETS:
Website: http://kets.co.za
Contact: [email protected]
Instagram: / kidseatoast
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/ homie____holmes
Where to find Chlo:
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Haai! It's almost Dezemba baby! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
In this 68th instalment of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, we reflect on getting cancelled on TikTok, and delve into one of South Africa's biggest rising stars – Tyla. In other news, Mr Beast is in hot water after building 100 wells in Africa (we know, the internet is a strange place). Lastly, we indulge in some snacks from the corner shop and give our unwanted un-professional opinions on whether the Proteas can bring it home. It's chaos, but it's KETS babaaay!
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Today we are joined by the one and only, Jadon Gideon! Enjoy.
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
If you love KETS please RATE us here:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
Where to find The Left Back Podcast:
Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699
Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD
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Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
Episode Summary:
That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is somehow even more dislikable, and Tinder select is for uggos (sorry not sorry!). It's the usual back and forth, it's chaos.... but it's KETS babayyy! We hope you enjoy :)
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
Where to find The Left Back Podcast:
Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699
Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD
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That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is somehow even more dislikable, and Tinder select is for uggos (sorry not sorry!). It's the usual back and forth, it's chaos.... but it's KETS babayyy! We hope you enjoy :)
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Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
Episode Summary:
We’re back, with our second episode in the studio! This week Sam and Chlo give you some informative-fish SA news ranging from Pistorius’s Parole, Senzo Meyiwe Trial, Alleged Homophobia against Chris Pappas and a SA lawyer who has reportedly stolen R350m from disabled children… eish. In international news the duo chat about some light-hearted news, such as Drake’s new album and Pete Davidson’s dating life; and touch on the circus that is the US elections. It’s chaos, b ut it’s KETS!
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
Where to find The Left Back Podcast:
Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699
Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD
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Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
Episode Summary:
This episode is probably our most unhinged yet, but we love it! We’re happy to get podcasting from our new set, and to have you guys along for the journey. This week Sam and Chlo delve into Transnet’s recent Tender Scandal and SA’s drinking Laws. In international news the duo chat about Meta’s new cutting edge AI and whether we should be scared about Robots taking over. It’s the usual chaotic dash, but it’s KETS!
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're so happy to be back podcasting.
Summary:
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo debrief on where they've been and what they've been up to – namely cutting Samson's locks, going to therapy and touring Ireland. Rupert debuts in his first KETS episode, and says he's a proud Nepo-Baby.
Sam and Chlo then start asking the hard-hitting questions like why does Diesel cost so much, and what's with Toyota Corollas and Road Rage? The trio then end off the South African news segment by discussing Burna Boy's latest controversy, and Jacques Kallis's fridge.
Finally, onto some international news to tie things off – The Rugby World Cup! The Nail-biting SA vs Ireland match and Manie Lebbok hate! It's chaos, but it's KETS babayyy!
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every Wednesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties!
Episode Summary:
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start by looking into SA's 2023 Budget Speech and asking serious questions like – how much does Enoch Godongwana bench press? For real thought.. asking for a friend. Moving along! The pair then chat about the state of tourism in South Africa and why Sam thinks we should turn Cape Town into the Kruger. Up next is even MORE updates on the controversial SA Tourism Tottenham Hotspur Deal (it just keeps going doesn't it), and a dive into De Ruyter's antics. Of course they had to talk about UCT’S lucrative R12 Million agreement with Prof Phakeng. Finally, the duo end off with some sports chat and cover Formula e, the ICC WOMEN’S T20 World Cup and how Bavuma is still bae. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby!
Thank you to Ultra South Africa for partnering with us on today's episode. Grab your tickets here: https://ultrasouthafrica.com/tickets/.
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every Wednesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
*Disclaimer: This episode was filmed on Friday 24th February 2023.
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Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties!
Love you all,
Chlo-dog and Sam.
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by discussing the chaos that was SONA ’23 – from EFF antics, to Eskom being an attention seeker – it’s a mess! The pair then move on to chat about things that have been #cancelled in 2023 like Hellman’s Mayonaise, Silent Discos at Robben Island and Idols SA. Up next is updates on the controversial SA Tourism Tottenham Hotspur Deal. And in interesting news the pair talk about a new non-hormonal male contraceptive pill – it’s all happening! Finally, the duo end off with some sports chat and cover how the South African Hockey Men's team have been denied their well-deserved spot in the FIH Pro League. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby!
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every Wednesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties!
Love you all,
Chlo-dog and Sam.
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by discussing SA's new Covid Jab that's on the cards, Malema's recent response to the loadshedding crisis and Thapelo Amad – the new mayor in town! The pair then move on to more serious matters like rouge tigers and seals in Cape Town. Up next is Sugar Tax and how much sugar is packed into South Africa’s favourite fizzy drinks. Of course they HAD to cover the international beef between Checkers and Woolies, before ending off with some sports chat. Namely how Bavuma is the best. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby!
If you love KETS please RATE us here:
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every Wednesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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We're back!
What a 2022! Can't wait to bring you guys more pods, more guests, more laughs!
Love you all,
Chlo and Sam
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by reminiscing on the days of Matric hand-backs and driving tests. The pair then move on to talk about Eskom's "Death Spiral" and De Ruyter's worst cup of coffee.. it's too terrible! In stranger news.. Saudi Arabia seems to have a soft spot for Ronaldo, Prince Harry seems to have a soft spot for Elizabeth Arden Cream, and Musk breaks Guinness World Record for all the wrong reasons. Finally the duo give their take on the T20 series and wrap up with reading some hilarious Google Reviews. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby!
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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Haai and welcome back to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes!
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo discuss why people are up in arms about Charlize Theron's thoughts on Afrikaans, how SA's newly proposed tobacco laws might lead to some serving jail time, 'Where is Rassie' 2.0, Jantjies saga updates and of course, the atrocious Fifa press video. It's chaos, but it's KETS BABAY! Hope you enjoy!
*This Episode was filmed on the 21st of November.
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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Haai and welcome back (FINALLY) to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We missed ya!
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo reminisce about Matric final antics; and chat about the Zondo commission's findings, Elton Jantjies coming clean, Bavuma facing backlash, Twitter allowing users to buy blue tick status and Lizz Truss not being a fighter... but a quitter. It's the usual chaotic sprint that we've missed so much. Hope you enjoy!
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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Back like stage 6 baby!
Hope you guys enjoy xoxo
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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Michele joins Chlo dog and Sam to chat about the challenges of being a doctor, surviving testicular cancer, some medical myths and general wholesomeness!
We hope you enjoy listening to this conversation as much as we enjoyed having it! xoxo
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
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