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As you've heard by now, it has infuriated Teege that the actress who played Linda on Models, Inc. was brought into Melrose Place as the character Claire, instead of bringing Linda back to Melrose Place.
Nothing had to change. Linda would have worked just well with the storyline. Why did they do this?
Just to hurt Teege?
Probably.
So join us, as Teege manipulates artificial intelligence to remix this up with a little bit of a rewrite.
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What a stunning end to a long, long season.
Jane and Sydney kill a man (Richard) who is crawling out of the ground, presumably unhappy with his current situation.
Jo and O'Malley have their long goodbye, and now it seems like Jo is going to be back next season but IMDB says no, no, no.
Kimberly goes on a redemption arc only to flatline right when Peter needs her to testify. What does she need to testify to again? Oh, right, Bobby Parezi's death.
Amanda is now married to Dr. Peter Burns so she doesn't have to testify - but it turns out that Dr. Peter Burns is a fake identity, so who knows who Amanda is actually married to.
Alison and Jake are getting together, leaving Billy stood up on a rooftop restaurant with a live musician.
Anything else?
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Mangler du episoder?
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This episode has everything you could ever want in Melrose Place. Amanda and Michael are gumshoe capers trying to crack the case like they're on a special episode of Melrose Place 'Cast Investigates.
Meanwhile, the heartthrob and organrob that is Peter Burns seduces Priscila Presley, only to be busted as two genuine patients of Willowbrook follow him out.
Peter is going to get a full lobotomy, while Michael and Amanda dick around and hang out by the dumpsters outside the building.
Billy and Alison go on one last date and the fire is gone. But wow, does Jake keep eyeing up Alison as she walks away.
Also, Sydney is being recruited/blackmailed as an accomplice and alibi for Jane Mancini to commit her first murder.
#Sisters
Oh, and Jo continues her slow walk to the exit with Dr. O'Malley.
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The court-ordered intervention of human resources continues. Let's find out what this global powerhouse of HR-ness has to say about what happened in the second season of Melrose Place.
To be clear - he is not pleased and thinks there may be some policy work needed by the good people at Dungeons and Dragons Advertising.
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Well this was a wild ride. We are joined by our expert millenial guest, Gail, who voted well this week.
Things we discussed: are we still doing shock therapy? Is karma a bitch, or is that just Monday's? How much did we all enjoy Jake putting Billy in his place? Does it matter that Alison and Jake are going to hook up? How do we address Jane's story line? Is Dr. O'Malley interesting or generic?
All this and more, as we wind down season four!
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Whatever happened to Carrie from Models, Inc.? The last we saw her, she was somewhere in Central America, trapped in "hell, baby. Hooker hell."
Well, Hillary Michaels gets a note from Carrie, which sends her off on a mission to rescue her last, missing model.
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And now the stage is set for the mad dash to the season finale.
What do you do with a problem like Bobby? Kill him off.
What do you do with a problem like Alycia? Kill her off.
What do you do with a problem like Jo? Send her off.
Peter and Amanda are now goofy in love? And everything Peter ever did, apparently even attempting to murder Amanda, was because, ::sheepishly:: helovesher.
Billy is now back to nice Billy but no one cares.
Jane told Alison a secret about the sexual assault, so of course Jake found out in minutes. He is going to kill Richard, which Jane supports.
Don't get me started on Dr. O'Malley, who offered Matt a teaching job if only he tricked Jo into dating him - who agreed to date him if only she could trick him into confronting Lori at a park. How is Jo not being prosecuted for stalking?
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Have you ever wondered how an HR professional might have impacted the characters and storylines of Melrose Place?
Clearly, the writers never did.
We are very excited to bring you the first of a monthly series - where we bring a decorated and internationally recognized expert in all things human resources, and we tell him what has been happening at D&D, the magazine, Shooters, and more.
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Clearly based on True Lies, this episode of Melrose Place appears to be the beginning of a two-episode etch-a-sketch getting ready for the season four finale.
The beauty queen drama has come to LA, with Peter taking the blame for Michael's shenanigans.
Kimberly is losing her grip on reality, conveniently right up against a season finale. Michael appears to be oblivious to the murder attempts from Betsy.
The most offensive scene of the entire series happens, with an on screen sexual assault that went on uncomfortably long.
Here we go, folks.
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Let the record show, the idea of a last minute candidate switch out in the heat of a Presidential candidate was written BEFORE Joe Biden's debate meltdown.
In this one, we follow the tale of Amanda Woodward, Vice Presidential nominee for, let's be real, the Republican Party.
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Kimberly and Matt end their fables and foibles with one last adventure ... going way down under the rest of the planet, where no one wants to go - in the great nation of Ah-straw-leeah.
That's right, we are closing the loop on Chris Marchette, and all of the returning characters from Matt and Kimberly's spin off.
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Matt and Kimberly continue their adventures, although robot seems to have forgotten that this was to be a sitcom.
Either way, we manage to catch up with Kay Beacon, who makes a stunning reappearance in the Melrose Place universe after last being spotted criticizing Jane for the rent on a storefront.
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It's the spin off Mary has claimed she's been wanting for years: an all out Kimberly / Matt sitcom. But, it's still Melrose Place, so it's filled with dramatics, crime fighting, sex, and sarcasm.
In this remix, Brittany is back, and somehow, connected to Jack Parezi. We think we might have hit the limits of the robot's natural processing abilities, as tensions and intrigues rotate between heightening, quickening, and calming.
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It's the spin off Mary has claimed she's been wanting for years: an all out Kimberly / Matt sitcom. But, it's still Melrose Place, so it's filled with dramatics, crime fighting, sex, and sarcasm.
In this remix, Jack Parezi comes into the universe, not to get Amanda back, but to get back at Kimberly and Matt. Will evil triumph over more evil?
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Coming soon - a FIVE WEEK special considering what would have happened if Matt and Kimberly had run off together after season three when they were both facing charges for murder.
Mystery.
Crime.
Murder.
Intrigue.
All this, and more.
All. July. Long.
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In an epic collaboration between different intellectual properties, the cast of Melrose Place must confront enemies darker and more mysterious than ever before.
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Well, everything wraps up and ends. It is a sad, sad say for Teege and Mary, as the Models, Inc. 'Cast comes to its inevitable end. Of course, we knew there was no second season when we started, but it doesn't make it any easier.
Grayson's promised hitman arrives, accidentally killing Grayson at the wedding WITH NO VIABLE ESCAPE ROUTE, and chloroforms Carrie to Hell, Baby, Hooker Hell, somewhere in Central America.
Sarah's dad comes to town and punches Ben in order to defend Sarah from her addictions. Turns out, he is an alcoholic as well, swearing off the drink the day Sarah was born.
Anna is persona non grata in Models, Inc., and falls down the stairs with Cynthia and Julie walking away, leaving her to crawl to a phone on her own.
Hillary closes Models, Inc., just in time for Craig to propose to Julie.
Like that, the show, and this spin-off podcast, is over.
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It's almost over - unless someone comes through with the Models, Inc. reboot we've all been hoping for!
This is the second to last episode ... and the final one before Mary watches the show again before recording a podcast about it. Does that mean she has been coming to this spin-off unprepared? You decide.
Eric leaves his lady for good.
Sarah has to turn on Grayson after failing a drug test, stripping with no memory of it, accidentally giving away $40,000 for one dance, and getting fired from her big Ann York campaign.
Anna sleeps with the Director of Skin Deep in order to get the role based on Julie. When confronted by her step-sister, she says of course she slept with the Director to get the job - she was playing Julie, after all!
Finally, Grayson wins custody of her baby thanks to blackmailing the judge for his "judicial restraint." Then, she loses custody when the judge is re-blackmailed for his "judicial restraint."
It all ends next month!
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Is it Billy was flying high and crashed with Amanda? Or Michael's newfound commitment to his wife? Peter's chance with Amanda? Amanda's new contract? Who knows - whatever went up is now coming down.
Melrose Place, now featuring child abuse. Or, are we going to find out that Lori's just a single mom who works too hard, who loves her kid and never stops, with a gentle hand and a heart of a fighter, she's a survivor?
Bobby and Sydney are going to nowhere interesting, and fast. How is it that Bobby is living in Melrose Place and Amanda doesn't seem to care?
Alison brought her alcoholism to work for a day, picking up shifts at Shooter's after quitting D&D last night and this morning, in the longest box packing ever.
Matt is becoming a jaded gay. Ah, all the twinks get there. Too many wild canyon parties. But David turned out to be a jerk, somehow. Plus it seems that Alan just left, off screen. Okay, queen.
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Can this title have been any more in appropriately selected? One google search for Triumph of the Will and we feel like we're on a watch list somewhere.
Anyway - this week was fun. Amanda suddenly has a boss that's part of the ol' boys network, who totally has a bromance for Billy. To get her way to the top (?) of the agency that she is currently President of, she sleeps with Billy, while staring at the ceiling. To make it more demeaning, they did it at the conference, with Billy (presumably) loud enough for everyone to hear.
Rita is here - as the new version of Kimberly / Betsy - and she is a bad ass boss bitch.
Alison quits D&D over discomfort with the ethics.
Also, a big healthy dose of Julie Newmar.
- Se mer