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We’re talking POLITICS, GIRL! The morning after the presidential election, Jessi gives her unfiltered thoughts, then she phones award-winning journalist Rachel Gilmore to weigh in on how Trump won and what this means for the future. After that… we’re giving you a much needed BRAIN BREAK by talking NOT POLITICS, GIRL!
Martha Stewart hates her own movie (but Jessi and Jason LOVE IT), the internet has TURNED on Spongebob and Ariana, PLUS People Magazine’s Sexiest Men Alive have been revealed … sort of. This episode is smart AND sexy... just like YOU.
As always, ask Jessi Anything, or just call her to say Hi! HERE: 323-448-0068
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It’s our Halloween Phone-Tacular and we’re celebrating the witch and the famous… P.Diddy! The Menendez Brothers! Sexy Elmo! We debate the most contraversial costumes of the year. Plus, 2500 people in New York look more like Timotee Chalamet than Timotee Chalamet. Giselle is pregnant and Tom Brady is emo. Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz’ split has Jessi wondering, if the hottest couple on earth can’t make it, is there any hope for the rest of us? And Shawn Mendez is finally speaking his truth.
Then, Rihanna is officially a soccer mom and Beyonce, Eminem and The Insane Clown Posse come together for an important cause. You read that right. All that plus Jessi breaks down her family costume, in an MMM BOP. Happy Halloween!
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This week had highs, lows and undercuts… Jessi falls in love with Andrew Garfield, LIVE ON THIS PODCAST, but he will NEVER be her Devon Sawa. Ariana Grande is throwing shade at Elvira just in time for spooky season! North West gave her mom a crappy birthday gift, pun intended, and Jessi discovers the artistry of Skibidi Toilet. Plus, we grapple with the passing of Liam Payne and the impact he had on a generation.
As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068
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The (Boba) Tea is HOT this week! Simu Liu has ignited the world’s first Dragon’s Den scandal and Jessi is taking sides. Are Salma Hayak and Nicole Kidman in an “ICY FEUD”? We do JOURNALISM to find out.
Plus! Ariana Grande is trying to save SNL and Celine Dion is trying to save the NFL. All that, and the reason Jessica Chastain was just canceled over $15. Pour yourself a flight of wine (or don't) and ENJOY!
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Jessi is in Toronto where she has been LUSTING AFTER ADAM BRODY on “Nobody Wants This” I mean… working. She gets into the Seth Cohen-essence and the controversy surrounding the hit Netflix series. Then, football fans have turned on Travis Kelce- why? how? Jessi has got the play-by-play.
Plus - Justin Bieber, Usher, Ashton Kutcher, Sarah Jessica Parker- Jessi is breaking down all the celebrity conspiracy theories surrounding P.Diddy. And an 84 year old celebrity dad is on the market… any takers?
Best believe you’ll BEJEWELED if you listen to this episode!
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Take a picture of your toilets because this episode is the SH*T! Jessi starts by dropping HUGE NEWS about spotting her celebrity crush (Phonies if you know, you KNOW). Then Ellen tries to redeem herself in her new Netflix special, but is the joke on her? Plus! A rousing edition of ‘Hot Couples doing Hot Things’ featuring Ariana’s confessions about SpongeBob, Lana Del Rey’s marriage to an Alligator Tour Guide and Kristin Cavallari’s break up with a 24 year old Tik Toker.
All that and an ode to Pacey Witter (HELLO Joshua Jackson) AND a step-by-step guide to decorating YOUR TOILET. Gen Z-Style. It’s called #PooAesthetic. We can’t make this sh*t up.
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Tighten your corsets Bad A$$ Business Bitches because Nicole Young is here to speak out for the FIRST TIME about the “cast mutiny” that she has caused at Selling Sunset. Why did she spread THAT rumor about Emma? What scenes were REAL and which were FAKED? And how does she feel about her castmates using the hashtag #NicoleIsTrash🗑? Whether you watch Selling Sunset or you have ‘better things to do’... this is a conversation about Reality TV that will BLOW.YOUR.MIND.
Plus! Is Katy Perry’s new album #Trash🗑? Critics think so, but does Jessi? Chappel Roan loves to Chappel MOAN- is she setting healthy boundaries or just complaining about fame? Then, Jessi wants JUSTICE for one of the Golden Bachelorette contestants and TRIGGER WARNING: this episode will ruin Chicken Nuggets.
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Trigger Warning: If you are a member of “The Sussex Survivors Club” this episode is not for you. We break down the latest accusations against Harry and Meghan and why their employees keep quitting. Plus- what’s wrong with Ben and Jlo’s post-divorce PDA? SO MANY THINGS according to Jessi. Then, P Diddy’s arrest! Justin Timberlake’s apology! Dave Grohl’s Baby! Donald Trump’s Tweet! And Steve-O’s Breast Implants! We bring back our festive segment called MEN ARE PIGS!
All that and a recap of the Emmys, an update on Jeremy Allen White and why 6-6-6 is the latest trend in dating. Thank god Jessi is only dating you, Phonies.
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POLITICS! POP CULTURE! POP MUSIC! HOT PEOPLE! BLOW JOBS! BRACES! Today, we're covering it ALL... First, eat your dogs and your cats! We've got the funniest moments from the very unfunny presidential debate. Then, Jlo wears a revenge dress, Travis and Taylor dance at the US Open, Brad Pitt hard launches his girlfriend and Glen Powell shows us his manhood in a new edition of Hot People Doing Hot Things! Plus, Katy Perry said something controversial again... but this time, Jessi is on her side? (Sorry Dave Grohl, she's not on YOUR side).
All that, plus fake braces are HOT ON TIK TOK and Jessi shares her family vacation HORROR story. Moms! Dads! Childless Cat Ladies! This episode is for YOU.
As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068
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It’s Pumpkin Spice Season and we’re celebrating with our SPICIEST episode YET! Matt Barr, the man with the world’s BIGGEST penis takes Jessi’s call and NOTHING is OFF LIMITS. Turns out it’s HARD (pun intended) to live with a phallus longer than a footlong sub. Matt shares the pros and cons, the ups and dongs, sorry- DOWNS- of having the worlds biggest dong.
Plus, would you PAY to attend a loved one’s wedding? Tik Tok thinks you should! From Video Games to Taxidermy, women vote on the least attractive male hobbies (and Jessi’s husband does many of them). Then, to get in the fall spirit, we break down the best and worst of actual Pumpkin Spice products (Pumpkin Spice bum wipes, anyone?)
As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068
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This week, Jessi AND Justin Bieber welcomed new babies into their homes! Jessi is Lizard Mom and she has thoughts on Jack Bieber’s Mom. Then, the fallout from the Bennifer Divorce is REAL… according to “Sources.” But which headlines are true, which are false and which are coming straight from team Jlo? Then, Jessi looks for Jeremy Allen White, while he looks for his pants.
Plus Jessi gets roasted by AI and explains the real reason why she postponed her tour. Thank you for your support phonies, you mean the world.
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In this timeless classic all new episode Jessi mourns the end of an era… two eras actually… with the official divorce of Bennifer. Then, we Gossip, Girl about Blake Lively and the ‘It Ends With Us’ drama. Is she a mean girl? Should she be canceled? Jessi is TRIGGERED. Plus, why it’s hot to be Demure and even HOTTER to be a contestant on The Golden Bachelorette.
All that, plus Jessi phones 3 time Canadian Olympic Gymnast Shallon Olsen to spill all the Paris tea about Olympic Sex, Cardboard Beds, Ugly Uniforms, Simone Biles and Raygun. It’s a gold medal episode, enjoy!
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The Olympics are over but Jessi earned a Gold Medal in watching them! Raygun! Snoop Dog! Olympians on Only Fans! We celebrate Jessi’s top 3 Olympic takeaways with a closing ceremony of our own. Then, Celine Dion doesn’t want Trump to play her old song, and no one wants to play Katy Perry’s new one. We wish Ben Affleck a very happy birthday, by discussing his estranged wife’s Paparazzi shots. According to our friend Whitney Port… they were STAGED?
All that, plus Fridgescaping is Hot on Tik Tok and Jessi tries to define the hot new “Gen Z Slang Terms” being entered into the Cambridge Dictionary. Boop!
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Today is a very stupid, very fun and very personal episode. For the first time, Jessi opens up about her deeply painful loss.
Then, put on your (v unflattering) bathing caps, we're diving in to the Paris Games. Jessi gets a shocking DM from a Canadian Olympic Gymnast and celebrates Hot, Taught, Cocky, Ballsy Olympians! She gives her HOT TAKES on who are the sexiest athletes, why the olympics needs more a**holes, and why she thinks she should compete at the 2028 games. Plus... Breaking Penis News makes it's triumphant return as we discuss the Penis that Broke an olympians dreams. All that, and Ben Affleck got a post-breakup makeover, teens don't work summer jobs anymore, and Demi Moore wants to normalize farts. ew.
Thank you Phonies, for your endless love and support. As always, leave Jessi a voicemail HERE: 323-448-0068
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Gaga, Celine, Hot Gymnasts, Cold Rooms, Canadian Scandals- Jessi is bringing you IN DEPTH Olympic Games coverage, minus the sports part! Then, Hawk Tuah girl has been replaced by … Margarita Butt Couple? After hearing this story, you may never set foot in a Chili’s again.
Plus, Jessi watched Dirty Pop, the new Lou Pearlman documentary which was too much dirty, not enough pop. All that and a Nickleback mashup that will give you Celine Dion-atop-the-eiffel-tower-level chills. This episode deserves a GOLD MEDAL (but Jessi is Canadian so she’d be THRILLED with a Bronze). Enjoy!
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In this very special episode, Jessi is clearing out her inbox and checking YOUR voicemails, LIVE! You force her to tell all about a celebrity friend, reveal details about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s house and share a shocking story about her Celebrity nanny.
Plus! 2000’s trends, Kidz Bop takes on Beyonce and why is the internet saying ‘Kamala IS BRAT’? Jessi finds out Brats! So LET’S CHECK MY VOICEMAIL!
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL LIVE TOUR is happening in WEEKS, get TICKETS HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331
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It’s Jessi’s Birthday! And we’re celebrating in the only way we know how… by forcing her to take a Tiger Beat Quiz from 2001! Then, Katy Perry’s new single “Woman’s World” is out, so why women don’t like it? Plus, the Kesha vs Katy feud heats up with… a Ted Talk, Kim and Khloe take… a Billionaire’s Wedding and if you’re too dumb and busy to know who the “Hawk Tuah Girl” is… Jessi does a deep dive so you don’t have to.
Then, Jessi has questions after the assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, so she phones political expert, podcast host and hugely popular Tik Toker V Spehar to understand why/how it happened and what this means for the future of America. It’s a must hear conversation whether you follow politics or not. Jessi’s birthday gift to YOU… is this episode!
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Jessi is back from Cancun where she was serenaded by a solo saxophone player, playing Pitbull… WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?! Evan pops in to unpack their glorious, if slightly geriatric, couples vacation. Then, Emily Blunt and Meryl Streep are IN for a Devil Wears Prada re-make, but… is Jessi? Sorry expectant moms, opening Baby Shower gifts is OVER according to Tik Tok and the internet has voted on the most LOVED and HATED couples (sorry SpongeBob and Ariana).
Plus! An angry voicemail about a Disney Star’s newborn baby and Jessi reviews ‘The Idea of You’- the steamy rom-com about a 40 year old mom who falls in love with a hot, young Boy Band member. Which should honestly be the plot for her autobiography. Enjoy!
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL LIVE TOUR is happening in WEEKS, get yours HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331
As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068
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It’s a Special (wet, hot) Summer Throwback Episode! Jessi revisits her phone call with Heidi Montag, that Heidi later called “awkward” so… was it? YOU DECIDE. Did Heidi HATE The After Show? What did she REALLY think of Dan and Jessi? Was Spencer ACTUALLY a threat to their safety at the series finale? Does Heidi still want to be the new Michael Jackson? All that, and SHOCKING revelations about money, fame, motherhood and plastic surgery.
Plus, Jessi debuts Heidi’s new single ‘Wet Hot Summer’ … is it the song of summer? We discuss, in wet white t-shirts.
Tickets to NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL LIVE TOUR are going fast… get yours HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331
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It’s a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from my GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as my Airbnb guests! (And when people stay in your house… you’re allowed to ask them ANYTHING right?) Over champagne, the girls talk about friendship, crushes, marriage, weight loss and experiencing “Vulnerable JOY” in their most candid conversation yet.
Plus! Prince William dances like a dad and Travis Kelce can be Jessi’s DADDY after his appearance on stage at Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour. Then, bombshell details have emerged about Justin Timberlake’s DWI … can Jessi still defend him? All that and a deep dive into the trendiest haircut of the year, called “The Broccoli” because it looks like Broccoli… on your head. THAT’S HOT!
Tickets to NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL LIVE TOUR are going fast… get yours HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331
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