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It's the last episode of season 6, and it's an action-packed one! Once the agents get a few mistakes off their chests, they try to break out of the Vault and escape up to Earth. But the agents discover that escape isn't so easy.... especially when there are teenage devils to persuade, key codes to guess, clingy girlfriends to dump, riddles for Casino to answer, and selfless acts to perform. Will they escape? And what year is it out there....?
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018
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The agents are still stuck together in the Vault, 24/7, and it's transforming them into different people... mothers and Don Drapers and Avon Barksdale types. Tense from being in the Vault for so long, the agents turn on each other. Each agent falls under scrutiny, and comes out looking suspicious, what with Kettle having shot Bobby in the last episode, Bobby having no past, Casino having borne the devil's child, and Corny's big, blank eyes. Mind games give way to pointed sidearms.... but, luckily, Mary's there, watching....
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018
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This week, the agents learn that kidnapping and interrogating a potential alien is harder than it looks. Since the previous episode, the agents have kidnapped George (formerly known as Michael), the Amazon deliveryman. George avoids the agents' attempts to trick him, answers their riddles, and even withstands Casino's advances. His empathy helps the agents realize that they're not living normal lives anymore. Despite this, things go haywire, and let's just say that "little" Lucifer learns about death this episode.....
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018
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It's a big day in the Vault: Casino introduces her new son to the podcast listeners. She asks the guys for help raising the baby, but unfortunately they're not totally sure the baby should live. Meanwhile, Bobby's investigation is starting to point to Kettle as a possible alien, and we learn that Kettle's doctor is not a doctor. Both Bobby and Corny recount odd experiences they had going home, with Bobby's man cave now a she shed, and Corny's house now a ghost host. The agents agree that they feel safest in the Vault, and may just live there permanently.....
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018
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This week, the agent's come to the horrifying conclusion that time doesn't move at a normal rate when they're in the Vault.... after all, Bobby's suddenly out of touch with youth, Casino's missing issues of O Magazine, and Corny's mom is a year older now. They try to focus on work, including Bobby's movie-related theories, Kettle's alien traps, and footage from the door cam. Plus, Mary the Google Nest witch has gotten into Taylor Swift, and the gang prepares the operating pool for the birth of Casino's devil baby.
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018
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After squabbling about chores, the agents share their updates. Bobby is uncovering patterns among the Blu-Rays, and Kettle is administering polygraphs on his days off. Kettle plays a tape of a session with Terrance Hardly, who claims to have been to Area 51. Plus: Corny joins up as Kettle's apprentice once again; Casino asks the guys if they've ever seen Rosemary's Baby; and it's Kettle's birthday!
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018
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This episode was recorded after another long week in the Vault, and the agents are not happy. They're thirsty, they have an unfair meal rota, the guys are treating Casino like their mom, and Bobby has developed some bad habits. The agents do a teensy amount of investigation into a strange catalog, looking for clues that it's for Martians, and hatch a plan involving the Google Nest. But by the end of the episode, the agents have gone completely feral, and regress to talking about their favorite topic from episode one, their genitals.
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018
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It’s season 6, and the agents have been reassigned (demoted) to the FBI's UFO Unit. We find out that Kettle is also testifying at the Depp vs. Heard trial; that Bobby's still in therapy; that Corny thinks there's something odd with the Google Nest; and that Casino doesn't know what an Eiffel Tower is. The episode was recorded at the end of a five-day shift in the Vault, which is why the agents are so punchy and filthy, spending an inordinate amount of time describing their own, and each other's, genitals.
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman
This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018
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To record their last podcast episode of the season, the agents gather at Casino's house for coffee. The agents get an update from Bobby on his mental health, and the standard therapy he's done with Casino. Kettle then opens up about getting plastic surgery to make him look like an amalgamation of Dexter and Corny for his new undercover look. Casino plays a tape from her French/Jewish wedding day with the alleged murderer Chef Luc, which involved confessions, gunshots, cigarettes, stereotypes, wedding vows, and poems. The agents ask for their wedding gifts back. Lastly, Corny plays his recording, which captured his discussion with the Nature's Sunshine CEO Lula Pew and her two strange board members. This tape was weird. Kettle offers a toast to the season, then he and Corny leave Bobby and Casino to their safewords....
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!
This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.
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At an underground coffeeshop, punk baristas bully the agents for being uncool. Kettle shares a clip from the wire he wore at a Blue Lives Matter meeting, which turns out to be populated by a mix of Southern and Australian people. On the wire, we hear Kettle's double-undercover character tell the police supporters what the Black Lives Matters protesters are saying (to their dismay). Kettle has another tape of an exciting hostage-taking moment, but it's in his car, so instead the agents audition to play the parts. Lastly, the other agents give their updates: Bobby's in therapy with Casino for his PTSD; Chef Luc's new signature dish is a wedding cake, and he's marrying Casino (in a brown dress and fishnets) next Tuesday; and Nature's Sunshine has both a booster shot available, and a line of condoms that raise the risk of pregnancy. Then, right before the agents leave the shop, a man with a gun bursts in, and all hell breaks loose....
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!
This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.
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At a homey, Southern coffeeshop, the agents hop into high seats and chat about Brazilian butt lifts. Then, Corny asks for help dealing with an investigation into the Nature's Sunshine vaccine, which Kettle got (along with some of the side effects). That leads the agents to a scary question: will they be prosecuted for crimes committed while undercover? Kettle shares his experience being sent to Rikers after his last undercover mission, and the others apologize for not visiting. Bobby then updates the agents on Sw33tgr33n, and they sidebar without him to confer about his amnesia/denial. At a loss for how to help him, the agents give Bobby a little hug, and then carry him back to the office.
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!
This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.
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After dealing with a depressed barista, the agents get an update from Corny about Nature's Promise's newest product. Then, the agents get to hear an excerpt from Bobby's wire, including a nerve-wracking conversation with Tony and an altercation with two Australian criminals.
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!
This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.
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At an unusually pretentious Caribou Coffee, the agents have to barter for regional coffee from Gardenia, the barista; luckily Corny, has Nature's Sunshine butt spray to trade. Once they're settled, Bobby fields a call on Tony's phone from someone demanding money. Kettle shares the logistical struggles of coordinating a disaster between the two BLMs. Casino reveals that she said "oui" to Chef Luc's proposal, but found something disturbing in his bathtub. Also, Tony seems to be using Bobby's badge to steal drugs, keeping Bobby out of the action with a ruse. Last, Gardenia returns to complain about the spray.
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!
This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.
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At Peet's Coffee, the agents deal with an unusual barista, then score a booth. Bobby realizes that he's accidentally swapped pants with his boss, Tony. Casino asks for help understanding Chef Luc's new modus operandi. Kettle shares an excerpt from a speech he gave at both BLM meetings. Lastly, Corny practices selling a sugar alternative to the barista.
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!
This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.
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The agents meet at Starbucks this week to discuss their undercover operations. The gang helps Casino figure out Chef Luc's modus operandi, and yet Casino is reluctant to wrap up her inquiry. Kettle admits that he's fitting in more with the Blue Lives Matter group than with the Black Lives Matter group, prompting a thoughtful discussion of race and identity. The gang also cautions Bobby not to get in too deep with his boss Tony, who's been taking drastic steps that may be connected to open criminal cases. Meanwhile, Corny is dealing with recalled products from Nature's Sunshine, including cashew milk and contact lens solution.
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!
This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.
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It's season 5, and the agents are running undercover operations! To discuss their progress in secret, they meet at Phil's Coffee rather than at the FBI. Casino shares that she's building a profile of a French chef who is suspected of murder, and who is also quite attractive. Bobby is working undercover at a legal THC shop, Sw33tGr33n, where he's become indispensable to Tony, who is a sweet guy. Kettle is working as a double agent by going undercover at Black Lives Matter and Blue Lives Matter, with a little wardrobe help from his friends. And Corny is undercover at Nature's Sunshine Products Group, which sells body wash and candles.
Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!
This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.
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During the final episode of season 8, Kettle rats on Casino, prompting a discussion of Corny's approach to drug testing, which involves copious amounts of urine. The agents also learn some unsettling things about Dex as Corny rifles through Dex's desk and laptop. And while Bobby didn't get the monopoly-busting position that he'd applied for, he gets a case to solve by the end of the episode!
Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), Bryan Jackson (PODCHEF) and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, PODCHEF, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018
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With Dex out on paternity leave, the agents welcome a new member to the team: bagel-deliveryman-turned-FBI-agent Bobby Kendall! He may have failed the test multiple times, but he prevailed, and now has an FBI fob that he keeps in his Kill Bill wallet. And with Dex out on leave, Corny is the Acting Head of Human Resources. Casino gives an update on the Britney case, revealing that both she and Britney have crushes on someone named Jason. And, lastly, we learn that Corny has a lot of sex, and that Kettle has two bachelor pads (one with a futon).
Improvised by Jesse, Bryan Jackson (PODCHEF), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, PODCHEF, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).
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The agents accidentally crash their colleague Wendy White's meeting. Wendy and Dex discuss the baby manager that they're about to have, and the agents angle to book the baby on their side projects. August accidentally insults Wendy, and then feels bad about it, prompting a major reveal....
Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018
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Agent August September confesses that he's 30 hours short of earning his polygraph certificate, so the other agents agree to be polygraphed on air to help him reach the goal. Strangely, though, the questions seem centered around former special agent Kettle Black...
Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018
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