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  • We pit our obscure football knowledge against each other thanks to our friends over at The Football Game Co. How many forwards who played for Aston Villa can you name in 7 seconds? Does Adam Lallana count as a striker? And how did we forget Neil Mellor!?

    If you fancy a copy of the game, remember to use our code ENGLANDB20 for a tasty wee discount. 


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


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  • This summer’s European Championships are coming to our adopted country of Germany, so join us as we discuss how football is coming home, the eternal dark horses of Croatia, how the Germans will line up and a few tips for those of you travelling to Köln for the games.


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


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    Chapters:

    0:00 - Reflection on Bayer Leverkusen’s last week

    6:50 - How Football Comes Home

    11:43 - Germany and France

    15:07 - Dark Horses 

    27:41 - Best Player, Young Player and Top Scorer

    35:16 - Advice for Fans Travelling to Köln/Germany


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  • Remember way back on August 9th when we predicated what was to come for this Premier League season? Well, here at the England B Team, we don't shy away from responsibility. So join us as we hold our hands up and admit where we might have went a little wrong (and in some cases, even a little right) as we look back at our predictions and another Premier League Season.


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


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  • The rules are simple; a combined, All-Time XI from Scotland, Wales, England and Northern Ireland. A maximum of 4 players from each nation, and a minimum of 2. 


    Some names on this list have picked themselves (Georgie Best, we’re looking at you) however others had us arguing a bit (Robertson at left-back!?)


    Give it a go yourselves and let us know what you’d do differently.


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


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  • From Vollborn to Hradecky, to Kirsten and Havertz; Bayer 04 have never been short of a World-Class player or 2. But can we fit them all into an All-Time Greatest Eleven?


    With Gareth taking the more historic route, and Joe opting for the club’s recent success; we’ve built our own individual teams of the finest players Die Werkself has ever had. 


    (We might have to come back and update this list come end of May, but for now this is how it stands)


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


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  • Gareth Southgate is, in almost every measurable sense, England’s most successful manager. On this episode, we’re looking at common criticism of Southgate, and debunk them one by one. 


    We look at how Didier Deschamps faced identical issues as France manager yet proved the nay-sayers wrong, and the historic role of the English Media in lambasting their National Managers. 


    We’re firmly Team Southgate here on The England B Team Podcast; give us half an hour and you will be too. 


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


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    Chapters: 

    0:00 - Welcome back, you lovely lot

    2:52 - The English Media and THAT Flag Controversy

    6:30 - Providing Context; Previous Managers

    13:46 - A likeable England team!?

    19:22 - Southgate v Deschamps

    24:47 - Alternatives?

    31:45 - A Final Passionate Plea to the English


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  • The tradition of a team song for the FA Cup Final was a great one; images of uncomfortable players in a recording studio, headphones on, joined by a local pop star are iconic. But where did the tradition actually start, and when did it officially end?


    From the 1970s hit “Blue is the Colour” right through to Arsenal’s Hot Stuff and the infamous Anfield Rap; we take a look at the FA Cup Final Song tradition and our personal favourites from it. 


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


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    Chapters: 

    0:00 - England B and The BBC

    3:52 - What is an FA Cup Final Song?

    5:30 - Blue is the Colour and Maggie Thatcher

    10:15 - Our Top 5

    11:02 - Spurs with Chas and Dave

    13:08 - United with Status Quo

    14:35 - The ’97 Final 

    18:17 - Arsenal’s Hot Stuff

    20:58 - The Anfield Rap

    29:04 - Sergio Ramos and other Music Careers

    35:00 - An Update to The England B Team


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  • From Shevchenko at Chelsea, to Nacho Novo at Glentoran; nobody is ever prepared for a football flop. But what causes a player to "flop"? And is the term overused?


    This week we take a dive into the factors contributing to a player's underperformance, and what the criteria are to be considered a flop.


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


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    Chapters:

    0:00 - What's on the menu today?

    3:35 - Factors that cause flopping

    7:20 - Biggest Transfers of all time, flops?

    13:45 - Empathy on the England B Team

    14:50 - Nacho Novo and Djemba-Djemba

    19:10 - Freddy Adu

    23:04 - Andriy Shevchenko

    26:05 - Kerlon (The Seal Dribble)


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  • Welcome back to Season 2 of The England B Team Podcast! We’ve got a new set of threads as we gear up to take this podcast to the next level in 2024. 


    But to kick the New Year off, we’ve got a topic very close to our wee adopted German hearts; Crazy German Goalkeepers.


    From Oliver Kahn getting arrested three times in one day for speeding (in 2 different countries) to Jens Lehmann taking a chainsaw to his neighbours tree, the Germans do an unhinged keeper better than anyone. 


    Also a huge thank you to Gareth Gra for our new logo, intro video and anything else you see new in our graphic designs. You can find his website at ggra.me or hit him up on IG @garethgra


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


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    Chapters:

    0:00 - New Year, New Threads, New Us

    2:30 - Germany and Goalkeepers

    3:47 - Why are goalkeepers unhinged?

    9:28 - The Psychological Competencies of a keeper

    13:28 - German Football Culture doesn’t help

    18:20 - Jens Lehmann

    23:25 - Oliver Kahn

    27:08 - Hans-Jörg Butt

    28:08 - Sepp Maier

    28:26 - Harald Schumacher

    29:29 - Tim Wiese

    32:40 - Manuel Neuer


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  • To celebrate making it all the way to Episode 10, we've taken a more personal approach to this week's episode; today we're talking about Football Moments that changed our lives.


    We'll talk about our own experiences (similar events but very different outcomes) as well as some of our listeners favourite moments from The Beautiful Game. Champions League finals, German mega derbies and throwing up on live TV; it's all in here.


    We'll be back in 2024 with new episodes and content, with some very big things planned. See you all then,


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


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    Chapters:

    0:00 - Very different ideas on the task

    5:25 - Joe's CL 2012 experience

    15:25 - Tyler's Liverpool Comeback

    17:50 - Luca and Italia 2006

    19:52 - Kieran and the Leicester miracle

    22:55 - The Argentinian Rangers fan

    27:30 - Tiago in Porto

    30:05 - OisĂ­n and Dortmund

    32:10 - Gareth's Live TV boke


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  • In this mini-episode, we take a look at Chelsea's tumultuous start to the season and some of the reasons behind it, including transfer policy, tactics and injuries.


    We also chat about the slim glimmer of hope that remains for the future.


    If you have any questions, football trivia or topics you want us to discuss (or if you just wanna swing by and say hi), here's all our socials;


    IG: @EnglandBTeamPod, @garethhouston_flute and @joefutbol96

    TikTok: @englandbteampodcast,@joefutbol96 and @garethhoustonflute

    Twitter: @EnglandBTeamPod


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


    Chapters:

    0:00 - Intro

    0:30 - Inconsistency

    2:08 - Highlights of the season

    3:00 - Chelsea's Strongest XI

    4:50 - The Captaincy

    5:58 - Worst moments

    7:00 - Chelsea champions!?

    7:40 - The Future

    8:30 - Positivity?


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  • We took a look at all the things that are making Xabi Alonso's Werkself the hottest team in Europe at the moment.


    We analyse the return to form of Jonathan Tah, the depth of the midfield, Florian Wirtz's standout role and everthing else that's making Bayer 04 tick.


    If you have any questions, football trivia or topics you want us to discuss (or if you just wanna swing by and say hi), here's all our socials;


    IG: @EnglandBTeamPod, @garethhouston_flute and @joefutbol96

    TikTok: @englandbteampodcast,@joefutbol96 and @garethhoustonflute

    Twitter: @EnglandBTeamPod


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


    Chapters:

    0:00 - Intro

    0:29 - Xabi Alonso

    1:37 - Potential problem?

    3:37 - Simon Rolfes and Transfers

    4:18 - Alejandro Grimaldo

    5:40 - Florian Wirtz

    7:22 - Season higlights so far

    9:10 - Biggest Surprise of the year


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  • One of football's greatest rivalries, or overhyped hysteria from the British tabloids? England v Germany has always had a media furore surrounding the fixture, but today we're gonna take a look at a more positive side.


    Being 2 adopted Germans, we'll be discussing our combined England and Germany team from our lifetimes (late 90s - present.) The two-man goalkeeper debate was fierce but spoiler alert; neither of them are English.


    If you have any questions, football trivia or topics you want us to discuss (or if you just wanna swing by and say hi), here's all our socials;


    IG: @EnglandBTeamPod, @garethhouston_flute and @joefutbol96

    TikTok: @englandbteampodcast,@joefutbol96 and @garethhoustonflute

    Twitter: @EnglandBTeamPod


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


    Chapters:

    0:00 - Intro and context of the "rivalry"

    4:45 - Goalkeepers

    7:15 - Right back

    8:32 - Central Defenders

    10:30 - Left back

    11:45 - Central midfielders

    16:10 - Attacking midfielders

    23:07 - Number 9

    29:40 - English Silverware!?


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  • From Geordie Best, to Freddie Ljunberg, via Rudi Völler and Abel Xavier; this week we take a look at the history of football's most famous haircuts.


    Players have came a long way since Bobby Charlton's comb-over, so join us as we trace the path through the turning point of Italia '90, right up to the modern day, with our favourites along the way.


    If you have any questions, football trivia or topics you want us to discuss (or if you just wanna swing by and say hi), here's all our socials;


    IG: @EnglandBTeamPod, @garethhouston_flute and @joefutbol96

    TikTok: @englandbteampodcast,@joefutbol96 and @garethhoustonflute

    Twitter: @EnglandBTeamPod


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth x


    Chapters:

    0:00 - Intro

    3:10 - The England B Team go International

    6:01 - Georgie Best, "The Fifth Beatle"

    8:44 - The 80's mullets

    10:50 - Italia '90

    16:45 - 80's Bundesliga Barnets

    17:42 - King Rudi Völler

    19:05 - Eden Hazard's Confidence Cut

    21:05 - Joe Cole's red streak

    22:00 - Beck's controversial mohawk

    24:13 - Freddie Ljunberg's red mohawk

    24:50 - Gareth's Gudjohnsen confession

    26:30 - Abel Xavier

    27:40 - Mount and Havertz's failed buzz cuts

    29:30 - Football haircut facts


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  • It's the topic we've been saving up for (or tentatively avoiding) as Chelsea fans; this week we're taking a look at the Todd Boehly era of Chelsea FC.


    Firstly, we'll be looking all the way back to May 2022 and the feelings we both had towards the new era beginning at Stamford Bridge. We'll then analyse how it's went so far, including a look at the transfer policy (including how the money spent and FFP) and the managers that have taken the helm in this time.


    We round it up with a chat about the club identity, the relationship between the owner and fans, and what's next for the West Londoners.


    If you have any questions, football trivia or topics you want us to discuss (or if you just wanna swing by and say hi), here's all our socials;


    IG: @EnglandBTeamPod, @garethhouston_flute and @joefutbol96

    TikTok: @englandbteampodcast,@joefutbol96 and @garethhoustonflute

    Twitter: @EnglandBTeamPod


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth


    Chapters:

    0:00 - Motto, Stevenage and what's on the menu.

    4:03 - Initial expectations of the Boehly era

    12:25 - The (or lack of?) transfer policy

    26:30 - FFP - Chelsea "saving" money?

    34:26 - The Managers of Boehly's Cheslea

    43:55 - Club identity and the future

    45:20 - Feeling like a break-up?


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  • On this week's episode, you'll all have to let us indulge ourselves, as we discuss something that's became very close to our hearts; Bayer Leverkusen.

    In these uniquely positive 50 minutes, we'll be going through all the things that have led to us falling hopelessly in love with Die Werkself.


    From the fan scene and history of the club, to their romantic European adventures and nearly moments, we wax lyrical on all things that make Bayer 04 the (German) team for us.


    If you have any questions, football trivia or topics you want us to discuss (or if you just wanna swing by and say hi), here's all our socials;


    IG: @EnglandBTeamPod, @garethhouston_flute and @joeedwards01

    TikTok: @englandbteampodcast,@joefutbol96 and @garethhoustonflute

    Twitter: @EnglandBTeamPod


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth


    Chapters:

    0:00 - Why Bayer 04?

    9:39 - First experiences with Leverkusen

    15:28 - Always the bridesmaid, never the bride

    24:03 - The Fan Scene at Bayer 04

    35:07 - Cult Players: A Leverkusen Tradition

    42:10 - 2023/24, tying the knot?


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  • In this week's episode, we're getting stuck in to the topic of sponsorship in football. Firstly, we chat about the history of shirt sponsors, and then some famous cases where two rival teams shared the same shirt sponsor, as well as the benefits/negatives attached.


    We then take a look at our own favourite, all-time shirt sponsors, before wrapping up with a chat around the impact gambling/betting sponsorship has on a team and it's fans.


    If you have any questions, football trivia or topics you want us to discuss (or if you just wanna swing by and say hi), here's all our socials;


    IG: @EnglandBTeamPod, @garethhouston_flute and @joeedwards01

    TikTok: @englandbteampodcast,@joefutbol96 and @garethhoustonflute

    Twitter: @EnglandBTeamPod


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth


    Chapters:

    0:00 - Intro (and a grand merci!)

    5:00 - The history of shirt sponsorship

    8:20 - Rival clubs sharing sponsors

    10:10 - Rangers and Celtic shared sponsorships

    14:25 - UEFA ban on identical shirt sponsors

    17:42 - Our favourite ever shirt sponsors

    26:32 - The impact of gambling sponsorship

    32:31 - The future and past of gambling sponsorship

    33:30 - Alcohol sponsorship


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  • This week, we take a look ahead to the upcoming 2023/2024 Premier League season, and give our predictions for every single team. Where will they finish? Have they done enough in the transfer window? Will they improve on last season's place?


    We also give some tips for surprise outfits such as Villa and Bournemouth, and one of us has tipped Chelsea (!) to win the league.


    If you want to hear about a specific team directly, check out the chapters below in the description here to skip straight to them!


    If you have any questions, football trivia or topics you want us to discuss (or if you just wanna swing by and say hi), here's all our socials;


    IG: @EnglandBTeamPod, @garethhouston_flute and @joeedwards01

    TikTok: @englandbteampodcast,@joefutbol96 and @garethhoustonflute

    Twitter: @EnglandBTeamPod


    Cheers,

    Joe and Gareth


    Chapters

    0:00 - Intro and a look ahead

    1:28 - Arsenal

    3:00 - Aston Villa

    5:04 - Bournemouth

    7:04 - Brentford

    9:10 - Brighton & Hove Albion

    10:52 - Burnley

    12:28 - Chelsea

    15:54 - Crystal Palace

    17:34 - Everton

    19:32 - Fulham

    21:05 - Liverpool

    23:28 - Luton Town

    25:04 - Manchester City

    26:37 - Manchester United

    29:03 - Newcastle United

    31:09 - Nottingham Forest

    32:45 - Sheffield United

    32:52 - Tottenham Hotspur

    36:00 - West Ham United

    37:38 - Wolverhampton Wanderers

    41:38 - Teams to watch

    42:55 - POTY and YPOTY predictions


    Cheers x


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  • This week we take a deep dive into the economical differences between the Premier League and the Bundesliga, and the cultural effects related to it. Joe also takes us through an academic paper he wrote on TV sponsorship in the two leagues, whilst Gareth goes head first into the German 50+1 rule of club ownership.


    We also have another go at some Wikipedia football career challenges (no prizes for guessing which one of us is still nailing these.)


    If you have any questions, football trivia or topics you want us to discuss (or if you just wanna swing by and say hi), here's all our socials;


    IG: @EnglandBTeamPod, @garethhouston_flute and @joeedwards01

    TikTok: @englandbteampodcast,@joefutbol96 and @garethhoustonflute

    Twitter: @EnglandBTeamPod


    Chapters:

    0:00 - What's on the menu this week

    8:52 - Wikipedia Career Challenge 1

    10:55 - Wikipedia Career Challenge 2

    12:00 - Wikipedia Career Challenge 3

    14:00 - Wikipedia Career Challenge 4

    14:45 - Bonus Wikipedia Career Challenge

    16:45 - Comparing German and English football structures

    20:42 - Richest clubs in Germany and England

    27:00 - Cultural reflections

    27:55 - The 50+1 Rule

    41:25 - German or English football?



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  • This week, follow us down a rabbit hole as we take a look at the imaginary header during the tunnel walk. Where did this phenomenon go, and are developments in sports science and psychology responsible for it's demise? We also take a look at famous footballing superstitions, and ask whether or not they're a force for good.


    If you have any questions, football trivia or topics you want us to discuss, here's all our socials;


    IG: @EnglandBTeamPod, @garethhouston_flute and @joeedwards01

    TikTok: @englandbteampodcast and @joefutbol96

    Twitter: @EnglandBTeamPod


    Chapters:

    0:00 - Intro

    2:23 - Danke, Austria

    5:29 - What is The Imaginary Header?

    8:47 - Theory 1: Children Mascots

    12:32 - Theory 2: Sports Science

    14:55 - Theory 3: Sports Psychology

    23:55 - Trivia Pause

    24:45 - Wiki Career Path Game 1

    26:19 - Wiki Career Path Game 2

    28:09 - Wiki Career Path Game 3

    29:11 - Wiki Career Path Game 4

    29:42 - Santi Cazorla's Magical Return

    31:46 - Wiki Career Path Game 5

    32:25 - Wiki Career Path Game 6

    35:07 - Famous Footballing Superstitions

    48:28 - The Imaginary Header Conclusion


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