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Today on The God Pod, God and Jesus discuss:
Trump loses his gun permit in New York
Steve Bannon is going to prison
Alitoâs neighbor disputes Alitoâs flagging account
Americans have forgotten how bad Trumpâs COVID response was
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Happy Pride Month!
What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we heard the news that he was convicted, and everything thatâs happened since.
We discuss:
Itâs Pride month, baby!
Cult leader convicted
Cult leaderâs followers go apeshit
Where were you when you first heard Trump was convicted? Let us know in the comments!
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On this weekâs episode of The God Pod I hang out with my son Jesus Christ after a week off in Jamaica, mon.
We discuss:
Memorial Day
Christian Nationalism
âJust be normal thenâ
Project 2025
Harrison Butker
Samuel Alito
Pope Francis uses a homophobic slur
Hitler Endorses Trump From Hell Betwixt Tortured Screams
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Dear Americans,
As the Almighty LORD THY GOD, Iâve watched over humanity for thousands of years. Iâve seen the evolution of societies, the rise and fall of empires, and the ebb and flow of human rights. Today, Iâm frigging furious over Alabama Senator Katie Brittâs proposal for the âMOMSâ act, which OF COURSE she says would help moms, but in fact would create a federal database of pregnant women. And that is terrifying.
This dystopian database not only infringes on personal freedoms but paves the way for a âHandmaidâs Taleâ future.
Once created, anytime a woman gets pregnant, it would be one step away from Republicans forcing every pregnant woman to sign up for this database. They would be force-fed pro-life propaganda and denied all access to any information even considering the option for abortion. Whatâs next? GPS collar trackers to put on their necks to make sure they donât try to flee to a state that offers abortion access? I can just hear them now, âThese GPS, or GOD positioning system trackers, will keep all babies safe from baby-eating atheists.â
Set against the backdrop of a second Trump presidency, and the onslaught of Project 2025, there is no question that Republicans are viewing âThe Handmaidâs Taleâ not as a work of fiction, but as a guide for how to form the future.
Did this proposal set off alarm bells across the political spectrum? Was it being covered on all major news networks? I didnât see anything about it except for what I saw online. Oh, Iâm sure it was mentioned on some broadcasts, but sparingly if at all. No time for any of that while theyâre busy obsessing about other things.
BUT GOD SAW IT. The mere suggestion of such a database should be driving everyone in the country who believes in personal freedom, privacy, and public health? âŠabsolutely insane. I implore you to stand with me against this measure. Spread the word about what the Republicans are trying to do. Itâs not enough for them to take away a womanâs right to choose. They will never stop reaching for more. They wonât stop until every woman has an implant that tracks their physical location at all times.
Thou shalt not create a federal database of pregnant women, for it is an affront to the sanctity of personal autonomy and the essence of human dignity.
God
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In this episode of the God Pod, God tells Jesus how excited he is to have joined Substack and grow a newsletter there: https://thegodpod.substack.com/
Also discussed today:
Why do Republicans hate dogs so much?
An evangelical pastor slammed the Trump Bible, but watch out because heâs full of crap too
Trump warned not to be a contemptuous bastard anymore or else heâll go to jail, but why hasnât he been sent there already?!?
Republicans voted against funding cancer research just to hurt Biden
God answers questions from his loyal supporters!
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God goes on hiatus and his evil twin brother âTodâ replaces him to discuss the latest news with Jesus.
Discussed today:
Students are protesting
Jerry Seinfeld blames âthe extreme leftâ for why you âcanât make sitcoms anymoreâ
Tod argues with Jesus about woke
All this and so much more on todayâs episode of The God Pod!
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God and Jesus hang out and review the latest news.
Discussed today:
Jesus reviews Taylor Swiftâs new album, âThe Tortured Poets Departmentâ
TikTok to be banned
Crazy plane lady becomes a right wing influencer
And so much more
Listen to Godâs frigging podcast, dammit.
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God and Jesus travel back in time to the year 1864, just kidding itâs still 2024, although itâs hard to tell sometimes. Discussed today:
Super Christian Donald Trump on trial for banging a porn star and then paying her to keep quiet during an election year
OJ Simpsons dies, but who is his roommate in Hell?
Abortion, abortion, abortion
And so much more!
Listen to Godâs frigging podcast, dammit.
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On today's episode, God and Jesus discuss:
The Apoc-Eclipse
The lunatics were wrong about the rapture again
Later on they answer some questions
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TODAY GOD AND JESUS DISCUSS:
Trump sells Bibles for $60, MAGA freaks out over National Trans Easter Visibility Day, Project 2025, and Christian conservatives go nuts over the coming total eclipse of the sun. All this and more on this episode of the God Podcast.
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God and Jesus review all the latest news in politics, entertainment, and the world.
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God and Jesus respond to the Oscars!
Also discussed today:
What are some âgay secretsâ straight people donât know?
Straight men, whatâs the strangest thing youâve been told not to do because "that's gay"?
God reviews the latest posts on r/atheism.
God and Jesus judge an AITA post about Disney World
God tells Jesus jokes about Jesus
We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we did recording it!
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God and Jesus discuss the latest developments with the Supremely Corrupt Court and Donald Chump. Also discussed on this episode:
Wendyâs Surge Pricing?
Kellogâs CEO Suggests Poor People Should Eat Cereal For Dinner
NFL Prospect Doesnât âBelieve In Outer Spaceâ
Finally, God and Jesus spend time answering questions live from humans.
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This week, God and Jesus respond to:
Kid Rock Advocates For Genocide On Joe Rogan
Man Sets Himself On Fire In Protest
The Death Of Trans High School Student Nex Benedict
Libs Of TikTok Creator Exposed As Moron
IVF Banned In Alabama
Website Bug Tricks Man Into Thinking He Won Lottery
Woman Gets Charged $1000 For A Subway Sandwich
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Does Jesus Still Love Flipping Tables? Does God Listen To Slayer? God And Jesus Answer Questions!
God and Jesus spend an hour answering all kinds of silly questions from humans from all over the world! Does Jesus like tacos? Whatâs Godâs least favorite creation? Does Jesus still love flipping tables? And does God listen to Slayer? Tune in, drop out, and escape from this sick, sad world for a little while.
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God and Jesus respond to the Super Bowl win by Taylor Swift and her boyfriend. Jesus responds to the Hobby Lobby ad showing him washing feet. And so much more!
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God and Jesus preview the big game. Who does Jesus favor? And why?
Humans are now walking around wearing cyber goggles called Apple Vision Pros, and God is disgusted. Elmo got trauma dumped on and the King has cancer. All this and the Grammies on the God Pod Taylor Swift Superbowl Preview!
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God and Jesus talk to Kelly Carlin about the âAI George Carlin Specialâ and the lawsuit brought against it by the George Carlin Estate. We discuss the ethics of AI, and just how dystopian it is, and antithetical to everything George stood for.
Later on, God and Jesus discuss a woman who got stuck on a gondola at Heavenly Ski Resort, the state of Missouri (misery?), and the situation at the US border.
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Jesus furiously responds to the Oscars nominations, Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show, and God responds to a pastor who says âGod told himâ to defraud his flock of over 1 million dollars so he could remodel his bathroom. God and Jesus answer questions live from humans on Facebook, and discuss the complexities of society and culture in such a divided social media landscape.
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God goes to the hospital for a fart attack, Hell has frozen over, and God smites Jerry Jones. God smites the AI generated Carlin special and asks that we let people rest in peace.
Later, God and Jesus answer questions from the God Pod community.
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