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Beaveman can directly trace his, "mind in the gutter thought processes," directly to television in the 70's and 80's during the formative years of his brain. So what is wrong with GiGi? Didn't she just watch Arab sanctioned TV?
Join us for our typical, idiotic conversation.
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The Beaveman turns to the Swan and Nemo for help analyzing his dreams. He is asking for help. Do you think they help him? Hell no! You know when you were a kid and you couldn't find your Darth Vader action figure, so you ask your mom for help and she just says, "where did you have it last?" Yup, its just like that. Figure it our yourself.
The good thing is, Nemo, aka comedian Mike Cotayo, finally has something to promote. Check the link. He is heading to the windy city. Also check out his guest spot on the the We Live Zombie Carnival podcast. Yeah, we promote other podcasts, cuz we the poop yo!
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The Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen as Gigi attempts dad jokes all throughout the podcast in order to try to achieve the coveted Hiyoo! She doesn't get it, spoiler. Unfortunately, if you were looking forward to having JD on the podcast, we are sorry to disappoint you. JD is working hard, covering useless D-bags who don't show up to work. He will be on soon. Thank you to our Veterans of every branch of service this Veterans Day and every day. Thank you to our active duty, and those who have gone before us. Never forget!
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It may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we have anything to talk about or not. One of the great joys in life is just connecting with your friends to chat. That is exactly what we did. The Squad unites. Beaveman, Swan, Nemo (Mike Cotayo), have a typical conversation about pretty much nothing. Just catching up. The Swan brought along her token friend Cupcake to chime in periodically. Basically, he just stared at his camera image the entire time and lamented that we were not posting video to YouTube. Thanks for joining us and taking part in our weekly ritual of hanging with friends, that's you, the listeners.
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The Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they even try?
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Big surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was a baby so who knows, he may have ended up being like the brilliant NikolaTesla or the horrible Adolph Hitler had he not been in the accident. The Swan has become more focused and manic. The Beaveman became even more morbid and dark. The brain is an amazing organ.
You can truly see why the squad is so out there now. Who else would offer to surgically modify their friend, straighten their contracted arm, or bang a member with another members residual, protective layer? Only Gigi has not sustained a head injury, which makes you wonder, WTF is wrong with her if she didn't bonk her noggin?
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We don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that millionaires know what it's like to be one of us.
What is most important to us, honestly, is to support the human race. Well, not Beaveman, he thinks we should all die out. Which makes sense, since he isn't one of us.
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On this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible.
The show gets wrapped up because Nemo, also completely unreliable, had to bale early. Instead of leaving the audience high and dry, the Swan and Beaveman interview a culinary expert. Or are they?
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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self?
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Spookier season is upon us. The members of the squad pitch some horror movie ideas. Nemo's was solid until he decided to use AI to write the synopsis. We find out the Beavemen believes art should be left to humans and AI should assist with medicine, science, engineering and tech, not art.
It's an short, fun episode.
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It's the first episode after summer break. Welcome to season 6!
I bet you were thinking this would be all the cast members. Well, it may be.
On this episode, the squad dives deeper into the origins of the Beaveman's organic shell. The Beaveman reveals the truth about the entity that occupies the organic material that is currently occupied.
It starts of with the same anger you expect, but when something works, you stick with it.
Thank you to all of our listeners around the world! We love you. Here is to another great season ahead.
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On this episode, JD takes the lead again to bring us a spooky story, that of the ghost sheriff of Friant road. Well, he tries, first we have to learn that Beaveman is obsessed with his hot governor, and that Swan has a lot of repressed rage. You get it, you have listened to us before.
The new season is about to begin, so set back and enjoy this bonus content.
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It's a swooshy pants bonus episode! On this episode, JD, the Trailer Park Monster and Dark Lord of Brown-town takes the lead to bring the squad the story of Le Nain Rouge, the Red Dwarf of Detroit. If you like local lore, you may want to read up on this one because the squad continues to do what they do best, make idiotic comments and get distracted. Does the dwarf have a giant red hog? Does GiGi have impulse control issues, is Beaveman obsessed with islander ass? Guess you have to listen to find out.
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It's the final episode of season 5. Time for most of the squad to kick back and relax for the summer. We top off season 5 with our typical idiocy. The squad unites to talk about super powers, real and imagined. What is your actual super power? Do you have one? You have to listen to Ronz and GiGi. Both, bullshit. Ronz's is bullshit because he is clueless. GiGi's is bullshit, because it's bullshit. According to the Beaveman. His may be the only one that is accurate. Not much of a superpower, but definitely a power he possesses, or at least a character flaw, from a certain point of view. Get ready for some special content during the break and for season 6 to start back up in September. Happy summer!
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Do you have dark thoughts? Does the imp on your shoulder scream louder than the angel? Is it normal? Are you normal? What is normal really? Does anyone really read these little episode descriptions. If they do, hello, I'm talking to you. Do you think about pushing Nemo over? The Beaveman does, but we know he is completely normal. You can tell by listening to the podcast and by reading his episode descriptions. Is there a shadow in the corner, is that you grandma? Enjoy.
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The Squad unites to hang out with Michigan Comedian James River.
Welcome to the mind of several warped individuals.
Let's talk religion, comedy, sex, and random thoughts.
JD sleeps with his windows open, GiGi has a dog story she never tells, and James has a question about butts. Have to listen to get the full concept.
Thank you to our listeners all over the world for getting us on the charts. Shout out to Switzerland!
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This plan for this episode was to discuss Pride memories, but, it went off the rails rather quickly and devolved into a discussion about sex drive, sex parties, the Beaveman's fears that he will be perceived as a creepy old man, and Nemo's startling revelation. You can just imagine that the Beaveman will definitely continue to write his bit about his friend Nemo. Join the Beaveman, Swan, Jumanji, and Nemo for a completely idiotic discussion. Thank you to all of our listeners that help get us on the charts in the US and in Cyprus. We love you! Happy Pride!
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Relationships are tough. There is no question about that. But why do some people do unspeakable things when they could just walk away?
Well, you won't figure it out by listening to this episode.
The Beaveman wants to talk about the squad's go-to for maiming, family annihilators, and dreams about burying people in the backyard.
Apparently, the rest of the squad is rather squeamish. Except for Swan, her adventures with a 9 inch dong must have toughened her up.
Thanks for joining us! We love ya!
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If you were a competitive eating athlete, what would be your goto food? Would you eat a non-food item that is safe to consume? We all know by now that the Swan thinks she would be an amazing competitive eating warrior, but would would she prefer to eat? How about the rest of the squad? Join us for our weekly ridiculous conversation. Thank you for the support.
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Do you love your mom as much as the Beaveman even though she ignores you? Well, it's pretty clear that Swan and GiGi don't. Yikes. Mike loves his mom but he lost her years ago at the grocery store.
Once again we get to hear about what a wonderful drive Mike is. What is this, accident number 20. Pretty sure he is missing out on comedy gold with his antics.
Please someone, buy him a bus or a train pass. Someone start a GoFundMe.
Thank you all for listening and supporting the show. We love ya!
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