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Keelz Midlife Crisis Cars ā Flip enough of Ć©m and youāll have a win
Paulie actually DID some things. But loses his car in the process. Probably regains some credit though.
Trev doesnāt like sand, but loves obvious signs.
Mystery Beers Round 1 ā Great Uncle Kennyās Multi-purpose Amazing Wakachangi Lager
Send us your āKids are growing upā fillum recommendations
Salma. Hayek.
Paralympics.
Owning your fuck ups.
7 Deadly Tins ā First Half
Pride - RR & Fox Friday ā WCIIPAGreed ā RR & Banks Brewing ā Oat Cream IPALust ā RR & Range Brewing ā Red IPLEnvy ā RR & Bracket Brewing ā Hazy IIPAKombucha, FFS. Weāre sorry.
Paulies bonus shed beers.
Lotto. Shouldnāt be for kids.
Hoody politics. Fathers Day Politics. Self gifting.
Old man balls.
Surprise surprise, more Bahn Mi chat. Iād say weāre gunna stop, buuuuuuuuut thatād probably be a lie.
Dank. So Dank right now.
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Grid Grills vs Grid Girls
Hairy Shorts
Controversial Opinion ā Balis a bit shit nowadays
Bahn Mi tangent, what a surprise.
The Midget is legal.
Confusing YouTube.
Another thing Garz hasnāt done.
Can we sort out the freight situation please??!!
DnD Nerds, Lend us your input!
ADHPTSD
Campus Brewing ā Prom Queen
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There was a time when Johnsy ate a lot of Flowers
Sloppy Swish
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Get on the AI image generators and send us in your T-Shirt Designs. Might even go on a hoodie. If we use yours youāll get some free shit. But youāve gotta send us the prompt you entered to get the image.
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Second Half Escalation Incoming. As More tins go down, the excitement comes up.
Wrapping up the Midget Mission
Bit more listener input.
Are Dildoes so name because of Dill Pickles?
Premixed tins are no good for old people, but stay tuned for Mystery Gins.
Do you want to see a Great Smash Off?
Keelz isnāt salty about losing a cooking competition 12 years ago.
Polish Tacos.
Keelz has a Spotify Update!!!!!! Strap in folks!!!!
Toehider ā
Bats Arenāt Birds
https://open.spotify.com/track/0TdGCPX3VyhglSkO9t0ccK?si=a2c6a4c950014827
Toad Hirer
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Pauls into ghost books. But not like, reading them or anything. Keelz has a revelation.
Mystery Beer ā Garage Project ā Escape From The Temple of Haze.
And thatās the beginning of the endā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
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Paulies taste of Westralia
Not being shit - generally. Some are doing better than others. All better than us.
Phone books
WA is excellent. Perth is ok, mediocre at best.
Quokkas vs Quakkas
Family holidays and the shitstorm that goes with it.
Division on beach carts. Paulie innovates - road train beach carts.
Reminiscing on Hawaiian Shirts
Johnsy and Garz have let Keelz down by not telling him something they donāt know.
Your wifeās hair is trying to take your old fella.
Paulies F1 cookbook.
Medium rare Parmi and bouncy balls.
And, the moment youāve all been waiting for - Keelanās midget collection escapades.
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A small departure from the norm, Let us know what you think.
It was an absolute pleasure recording with these two. Relaxing, in the bush, shootin' the shit with some salt of the earth legends.
Big thanks to @brugan brewing for bringing the beers. A most excellent Mid-strength IPA. And Adrift Brewing (coming soon) for the Hazy. Get around Ć©m.
Now semi-retired much earlier than most, Jed and Kel spend their time working a couple of months of the year, to fund the rest of it. Documenting their travels on their Oldmate Adventures YouTube channel.
We get into what that looks like as a lifestyle, the drivers for having done it and what he future holds.
Rebuilding caravans.
Too many hobbies, and taking them on the road.
Running Charity raffles.
Youtube.
Fishing.
Hezza Slayer World Championship
Life.
Get around Jed and Kel at Oldmate Adventures on YouTube and all the socials.
@pinkribbonfishin on Instagram for the charity stuff.
And Oldmateadventures.au for merch both Oldmate and Pink Ribbon Stuff to go into the draw and support a fantastic cause.
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Second half of the 2024 Opener comin' atcha!
More on Keelz car gathering
Garz' missus is an epic tightarse. Which is handy for him because he can't fix a coffee machine.
Mystery Beers from Deep Elite Brewing
Garz enables a rambling shark monologue from Johnsy.
Trevs Love List
Garz cops a fair bit about his parents sex life.
Shit hats.
Jocks are optional.
Taking Jet skis to the next level. Well, another level. Probably not a good one.
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Update on Garzā Hamscapades
Festy communal swimming holes.
No British Racing Green. No sparkles. No closure. But a short east coast adventure. Let us know if you want to see the footage.
Either end of the scale on FB Muppetplace and fancy products.
Johnsy comes clean about pink drinks.
Old manning the kids slang.
Western Aquatic Crashing Adventures
Bit more old man chat, GPs that like feet and Sonographers on the AdultFans
Shirtcocking.
Gladiators.
Pickles.
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Merry Tinsmas!!
Mariah Carey, weird Christmas Carol Lyrics
Drone shows are not fireworks.
We were wrong about E-Scooters
Snarting; now you know thatās a thing.
Christmas staples to roadhouse staples
Bibs. Paul eats a lot of stuff thatās not food.
We need you to start bullying sponsors for us.
Professional Shorts, Steel capped thongs.
Keelz gets crafty. Noni Hazelhurst crafty, not craft beers, but there is craft beers too. Shows us his genius and innovation knows no bounds which leads Paulie to shit himself with excitement. Christery Beers.
Instructional drum videos and big stezzas.
Dodgy Christmas lighting.
Cheers for all your support through 2023 ya bastards. We appreiate the fck outta yas!
See ya in 2024.
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The boys have been let out in public and took the oppourtunity (geddit?) to head to PHAT Brew Club and catch up with Lachie from Perth Dude Food (Insta, TikTok) and No Crying in the Cool Room Podcast (YT, Insta, TikTok and all good poddy spots).
A mint arvo of Yarns, Tasty Beers (Special mention to the Phat and Juicy NEIPA) and some equally tasty burgers was had and the result is some very confused PHAT patrons and this here poddy.
Massive shout out to PHAT, absolute bunch of legends. If you're in the area, drop in for a beer and a feed. It's a bloody tops joint.
Poddy Fodder Including, but not limited to:
Thereās what in Hoegarden? And having to give clothing for it. Still didnāt stop the Cleps though.
Respect for OnlyFanners. But not for creeps.
Even though we usually fail at putting stuff in the show notes, @summerofnikkivale on Insta for Lachies PIC for park barbie cook ups.
Stuff you can cook on. Stuff you can cook. Food stuff. Dude food stuff. Heās a Chef who makes food content, you get the idea. But also some backstory that hopefully is new to you.
Social media-ing & Food Critic-ing for people who hate social media and food critics.
Kids say the shittiest things.
Trolling primary school Karens.
Large String instruments.
Spending formative years overseas and losing track of all the times you been detained at borders.
Dude food. In Perth. Obviously.
Celebrity Chefs.
Unnecessary pronunciations of food stuff.
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Garz has been Eurotrippin
Bit of listener feedback
Australia post is trying to start shit
Go fast smoker bits,
Wrestle skate roller jam; world chase Tag
Shitty internet, planes are fuckin old
Shit on sticks and Keelz love/hate relationship with Darwin
Dodgy marketing directions and equally dodgy FB Marketplace listings.
Garz gets amongst some Man on Man action in Turkey
Far too much chat about scrambled eggs. Le us how boring you found this bit
Scam n Go
ChatGPTins returns to answer a hard hitting questions. Keep sending them in.
Donāt forget to leave us a review wherever youāre listening to this, and everywhere else too. We bloody appreciate it.
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Fat bastards talk chicken and hotsauce aftermath.
Which obviously leads to faecal transplants. Clean snaps are the key to happiness.
Complain about China all you want, but theyāve been delivering the bargains for years.
Rich people get no sympathy.
Obscure extreme sports ā Everything you can dream it to be. But always descends to pornography or death.
Lamenting seasonal and limited release beers.
If youāre old, jam something between your legs. Old Man sleep injuries.
Theres extra considerations for hairy dudes.
Granny wanks.
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Due to some technical difficulties, the lads needed to fix the game so as to not break their promise of an episode per month. This one also got a bit long so the call was made to split this one in half. So fear not, the title will make more sense when part 2 comes out.
In this first instalment:
Keelz still doesn't know what British racing green with sparkles looks like
Banh Mi ā All about the bread. Nobody wants bunnings mouth
Bunnings face swap bloke
F1 Chat
Is Ryan Reynolds trying to seduce us? Garz is already rolling over in preparation
Disposable Oodie liners
Fuck off filters
Is Elon Musk an AI or Just taking the piss? In any case heās probs a cyborg so the fight between him and Zuck will just be 2 robots.
Also, we shoulda seen the Chris Rock slap coming because Will Smith clearly doesnāt play well with others.
Costco ā Big food. Big Clientele.
Introducing Garz: Costco Sherpa
You wouldnāt know if Keelz won lotto, but thereād be signs
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Stout and whiskey ā a questionable combination
Warroora Wrap up
Keelz is officially in old cunt territory a mint boys trip was had to commemorate; a story about a fish none of them caught ā but Johnsy is still claiming both Skipper and boat dad credits for; thereās no need to exaggerate already bragworthy fish, but Red Rooster Rotisserie Rankin IS worth bragging about.
Anal probing is imminent ā the lads have checked with an actual scientist.
There is such thing as a stupid question. With answers to match.
Garz went for a ride with a bunch of Distinguished Gentlemen. Met some bloke who drives racecars.
Keelz wants to go for a drive with some distinguished gentlemen so has engaged the services of a questionable bloke to paint his car a colour heās never seen. Who may be a squatter. Undoubtedly exposed to a lot of paint fumes. Stay tuned for this success story. In any case Keelz cares more about Parmiās than what colour his car gets painted.
Lipstickinā the pig
Garz is going full F1 yuppie and taking his Kids to Monza. Stay tuned for how that turns out. And if his missus has gone full F1 groupie
Umbrellas need regulation.
Is Midstrength and Stones Mac the peak? Because TEDs certainly fucking werenāt!
Geriatric rappers
Use Code Keelansasickcunt to get a free gift with a T-Shirt purchase from the shop,
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Gday Hop Hoovers, this ones a bit out of sequence but sometimes thats gotta b done in the name of good times.
In this one........
Ferrari, stop scaring the kids; Sex kit handycraft facebook groups; Bit of chat about sourdough; Is Keelz in a bottleo matrix?
Human zoo ā People arguing about cartoons, getting cranky at people doing the same thing as you.
5 minute life hack videos are only hacking your time. But aggravating people is entertaining.
Mystery (ish) Beers ā Rocky Ridge - M is for Milk Stout, Double No Ordinary Bunny
Dirty Porter, Baltic Porter
Getting publicly shamed by Nanna Slut Jocks
Rant Alert! Ridiculous beer prices and the abomination of inventing new glass sizes.
Boat ramp etiquette. Spoilers ā If you think its boat order, youāre the problem.
Merging is a question of consideration, not skill.
Brace yourselves for the Fourth Horseman of the Beerpocalypse
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FOMO in random Facebook groups; Spousal tick checks; Colourful Characters of Cockburn; Keelz great business ideas for lazy entrepreneurs.
2 cans 1 Cup. https://kennybrodie.com/collections/3d-printed-solutions
Debate: Dishwashers - Scandinavian Architects vs Methed up Racoons
Spotify. Would be a Tinners ep without us bitching about Spotify?
Domestic dunny dramas
Blind curiousity.
Looooootta talk about Rocky Ridge Brewing; we dip our uneducated toes into sours; Then we plug our mates beers. Lucky Keelz brought then, coz he's been seeing another podcast.
Johnsy lives in a rough hood, but took more than 2 decades of drinking to get a hangover.
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Garz still doesnāt get Flamingoes
Either end of the sour spectrum. A bad sour could sour your view of sours
Radioactive poo. Yes, itās a thing
More on our curiosity with blindness. FYI- not taking the piss out of blind people, genuinely empathically curious as to what itās like.
Stay tuned for a blind ep in the future.
Giving Garz Shit about his grammar. Heās always been bad with words n stuff
Cubes. Equal sides. If craft brewers are going to call it a cube, it could at least be accurate.
Rowdy pig and road bikes.
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Opening with a variety of tasty beefy treats, the boys get into;
Bond films and cartoons brainwashed us into distrusting Russian people
Meat smorgasbord and how chimichurri goes with everything. Let us know if ice cream and cinnamon doughnuts are on the list
Burger Dimensions and whatās with dunkin em in stuff??!!
Tacos: aussies are fucking them up, so weāre renaming them. Introducing Nacho Burgers and Taco liners
Mambo and sunburnt southerners
Why weāre better at being shit than Triple J
Why do people need to make running harder?
Breaking up roadtrips
Even racist Lynx deodorant smells the same
Johnsys not as well versed in Muppetplace as he thought
Inflation beers
Suing over beer is unaustralian
Bitching about spotify
AIās getting a bit hectic ay
Something about troutā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. Nuff said
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Happy New Beers Tinners!
Yeah, yeah, we're a couple of weeks in, but being the first for '23, it's gotta be said.
The boys kick off 2023 talking about what they'd do if they won lotto; Post-chrissy catch up. Pud (of course); the face Garz pulls while eating Glace Cherries; Is it Glassed, Glass, Glazed, Glah-say, or Glazeer cherries? Ham. So. Much Ham. Prawn face d!cks. Aaaaaand what everyone got (or didn't get) for christmas feat. 3 phase banana cleaners - It's for ya d!ck. Cringy Christmas Photo creates the peak of 2023.
Which leads into Travelling Australia With Dildos; The lads have clearly missed the escalation in the sex toy game and when the volume of said toys came to be a consideration.
In a sign of getting old and having shit to do, Mid-stery Beers is born. Craft beer tasting paddles should just all be middies. The best pub urinal in Australia; Public Toilet etiquette; Toilets in public.
Old Man Chats - Poo Clocks
Moths vs Butterflies means c-section kids canāt close doors. Lying to kids is OK if thereās benefits for adults; Garz is scared of wasps.
Human zoos on Facebook and Facebook Muppetplace.
Are chaps arseless or crotchless?; Why is Keelz dick cold?; Masood Boogaard ā Self Help Singh ā F@ck your teams meeting; RunTMP Joins the Party and Aunty TrasāMeat Market/Aunty Trasā Judgy Bitch School
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Merry Christmas Tinners! In the first Chrissy Pudcast:
Improving trainos and helping out drunk mugs
Email signature fuckery
Pud
Old man chat: Garz is into sourdough, Lawn - Johnsy wants the kids to keep TF off it, Keelz would like his neighbour to make more of an effort with his.
What has happened to professional dress standards?
Cheese
2022 Wrapped
Hit up the link in the Insta Bio for the Tinners online store, get your merch or even buy us a beer.
The Church of Shitlist - Coasters vs Condensation, Garage Sales and Online sellers.
Mystery Beers
Pud
Dad Jokes - Way more subtle than usual, youāll have to pay close attention
Mystery Beer
Pud
Jesus
Look after each other, reach out if youāre struggling and stay safe.
Dad Jokes - Way more subtle than usual, youāll have to pay close attention
Mystery Beer
Pud
Jesus
Look after each other, reach out if youāre struggling and stay safe.
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This time round, the boys catch up and swap of few old yarns with old mate Nick Thake. Marine Biologist, Commercial Diver turned Wedding Photographer.
As the title suggests, Nick does his best work with his fly down.
The boys talk Orcas, sharks, fish, brides and other things found in the ocean.
Keep your ears peeled for a sweet Dad Joke, it's so slick you may miss it.
Mates who bought a pub together and we plug our mates beers. Which, honestly is actually really good. Trust us. Raunchy Lager. Get Some. Drink It. Thank us later.
Keelz and Johnsy try to get the pro tips on taking mint photos without having to actually learn anything.
Garz missos dirty motorsport secret and the boys show Malaysia how to do beers.
Standby: New Merch incoming!
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Pagefire - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1gKEQdxsZV3e97GIhOwTmF
The Dead South - https://open.spotify.com/artist/3HR1xtIsUefdFnkI1XHgeA
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