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ATLANTA! Come see Elliott perform standup before his wife's one-hour comedy show THIS MONDAY! https://citywinery.com/atlanta/events/grace-helbig-2emxrs In this episode, Joe and Steve discuss what Joe's up to in Montana, Steve's recent trip to the Queen Mary, hypothetical Final Destination deaths at a water park, and Joe pitches a movie about a morphing gun? Is he slowly losing his mind? Is he now so old that his best ideas are best described as symptomatic of a degrading prefrontal cortex?! WHO'S EVEN SAY TO?!
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Come see me. -
It's another LIVE Jackbox Quiplash episode! Featuring YOU, the viewers! It's good fun, sometimes filthy, always wacky! *All views and opinions expressed on these streams belong solely to Steve Zaragoza and do not reflect the beliefs or opinions of Vallyfolk, Inc.. Where such opinions overlap is purely coincidental and all references to people or entities, real or imagined, is exempt from legal, ethical, or scholarly critique. We'll be taking no further questions at this time and appreciate you respecting our privacy.
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More like STEVElash. Quippagoza. -
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Did we send the wrong audio file to Steve? Was it an episode from months ago? Did you feel you'd heard it before? Well, welcome to the Valleycast. Here's the original description, which should, in theory, actually be relevant to the episode you're about to listen to... UNLESS THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION!
Well, my brilliant idea to title this episode, "Part Two: Elliott Takes the Red Pill (He's a neo-n#zi now)" did not go according to plan. Why? Two words. Steve. Zaragoza. Happy. Birthday. That's four words, but still. It was Steve's birthday so he took the weekend off, which kept us from talking about our insane experience watching the Matrix. So in honor of Steve's birthday, I've decided to publicly slander him. We love you Steve, regardless of your political views!
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It was AI. It's always all been AI. -
And good morning to you, all! This is part one of a two-part series centered on a new Los Angeles attraction: COSM. No, not QUASM. That's different, but both are filled with splendor. I know I'm still feeling that splendor today, after having witnessed what Steve loved so very much. So get ready for next week when we unveil Part Two of this series, "Elliott Takes the Red Pill (he became alt-right largely due to the unbridled dominance of monopolistic tech companies whose algorithms act as emotion harvesters until subjectivity becomes little more than an onslaught of cattle prods)."
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Relax. The "alt" stands for ALTERNATIVE. So it's COOL. -
Don't like watching movies so I'll listen to Steve, Elliott, and Joe talk about the film face-off (as opposed to the film, Face/Off) that is Lilo and Switch, Miss Impossible: Get Recked, and Final Fantasy. Or something like that. Anyway, we hope you enjoy this chat with these three boys who love each other and love you. See you soon.
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Bye now. -
We're back with Joe, Steve, and Elliott and they are more on fire than the planet Andor (I didn't pay attention to the show). In this episode, we talk Boogie Nights! Andor! And Steve makes irrationally problematic statements regarding the practice of reading which are solely his opinion and do not reflect the opinions or beliefs of the Valleyfolk.
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Please contact our lawyer if you have any further grievances. -
Come see Elliott do standup (tomorrow, Irvine!) and hear his wife talk about cancer! https://linktr.ee/GraceHelbig?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAac8KNmPu2N9Ou3ObtyeD9LfW7Ec-dhO7c_YxPjKLQ6H-lqMXcOl5GFsk2H_Jw_aem_wZC633BxAtvcwHAXR0SrnQ
Also, that's no ball lightning. That's a spaceship.
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Andor. -
Come see Elliott do standup and hear his wife talk about cancer! https://linktr.ee/GraceHelbig?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAac8KNmPu2N9Ou3ObtyeD9LfW7Ec-dhO7c_YxPjKLQ6H-lqMXcOl5GFsk2H_Jw_aem_wZC633BxAtvcwHAXR0SrnQ
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And come hang out with Elliott in Scotland this August. Please? -
After what felt like WEEKS apart, Joe, Elliott, and Steve reunite to squawk and squeal about cringe memes, dumb people, cover subreddit trolling, and everything in between! It's a fun one, and you're NOT gonna wanna miss it!
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We DO live in a simulation, obviously. -
With Easter and For Twinny behind us, Steve takes over with another livestream, this time with guest/pal/handsome devil RYAN FARROKI! Enjoy as Steve talks to YOU about... him? No, Ryan keeps him on track. Right, Ryan?
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RYAN! -
We got our schedules mixed up, so here's last week's episode NOW?! Fortunately, it's more evergreen than the scent of your laundry detergent, because this week is all about CHORES. That's right. We're grown-ups and we still hate chores. Do you? Which ones do you like? None? Correct!
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Swiffer Wetjet lovers rise up -
From Quiplash to Minecraft, this week Steve Zaragoza goes LIVE to play games, talk movies, and entertain one and all. Did we forget to send Steve the audio files of the podcast Joe and I did? If by "we," you mean Joe Bereta, then yes, we forgot to send the audio files of the podcast Joe and I did. Is this better? Yes. Maybe. Depends on whether you're a fan of a so-called "Minecraft" movie.
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Did he talk about why it's "a" minecraft movie and not "the" minecraft movie? Anyway. -
What are your thoughts on the upcoming Legend of Zelda film? Who should play Zelda, and who should play the princess? Kidding, of course. Zelda's the bad guy, everyone knows that. Enjoy the Valleycast, folks!
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I hope it good personally but who know anymore -
It's that time of the year when we lower Steve into a pig trough, talk Severance, and discuss a random viral video literally MOMENTS before it expires. This is the problem with talking about memes on a podcast that goes up days later. Even if we wake up at 4:23, dive into a pool, drown our faces in ice water, and then finish working out by 4:25, we've already missed the meme's window of relevance. Whatever. What's new. Drink your water and keep up the hustle.
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The only reason people do that crap is so other people can see them do it. We desire the desire of the other, particularly the Big Other. Why don't you stop waking up early and "grinding" and instead pick up some Lacan or Gebser or Jung and try "reading." Or not, whatever, what do I know. These influencers are fit as heck. That dude from that video could snap me like a soggy twig, so whom am I to spit out thinly veiled jealousy in the form of intellectual dazzling? That said, I may be operating alongside a strand of jealousy but that strand does not cancel out the patchwork quilt of dorkiness that subsumes these consumerist, capitalist losers into a malaise of never-ending performance, these marionette dolls for corporations and icons for the dim-witted. No one reads these diatribes, anyway. I could say anything I want down here. The description of these podcasts is my oyster. And I am a pearl. Pearl Buck. The Good Earth. Full circle. May we all walk each other home. -
With Steve out, it's Joelliott time. That means we're talking things that annoy us, like that trend where people just stare at a video they're watching and nod, or empathy. Potato potahto, right?!
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The opinions expressed in this podcast are probably not even the hosts' but rather amalgamations cobbled together through associations presented through an algorithm designed to give the illusion of digital free will. -
As Elliott wows/disappoints Joe and Steve with his silly Ninja Creami, Steve baffles Joe and Elliott with his secret ball of ice cream. Did you have an ice cream ball? Why did no one tell us about this? Why did have Creami if ball do ice cream good too?
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Ball not make ice cream but Crami not ice cream blend already frozen but can't toss Creami -
While Elliott parades nude through the streets of storm-stricken Sarasota and while Joe moans another Monday in Montana, Steve sticks to the sweet stuff: birthdays, Severance, and THE DHARMA INITIATIVE?! That's right, check out the new documentary about LOST here: http://gettinglostdoc.com ! Also Owen's there.
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Owen -
With Bereta and Morgan both out this week, Zaragoza regales you (assuming you've already been sufficiently galed) with a fed-up diatribe of first-world-problem proportions. That's right, we're talking about adult stuff on this episode, like how cell phones are inherently fraudulent, all while multitasking with some Jackbox. It's the kind of content only the best can pull off, which is why we're CONFIDENT it'll work next time!
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AT&T... more like JERKBOX, am I right? -
Check out DJ's new project and help bring it to life by clicking here: http://dangerboicomic.com ! In addition hearing about DANGER BOi, this episode also features the dangerous little man himself, DJ Wooldridge! And hey... quick question... do you guys remember that dude who got bonkers high and walked around It's a Small World at Disneyland completely n*ked? Well HUSH UP ABOUT IT!
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We're gonna start his kick so hard, y'all... so hard! -
Joe returns just in time for Elliott to flaunt his new dog and his fat stacks that he got from selling... a "stove." We'll say stove. Are you tired of biopics? Have you ever laughed in public at no-no words? Do you think Brock is the cutest little brick this side of the Mississippi? All this and more on the Valleycast!
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Brockolli. - Se mer
