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After a fun yet grim weekend, we sit down and console each other, not by speaking about our feelings, don't be silly, we're just bottling it up and ignoring it (or trying to). We break down the GF weekend as it happened, afterparty with Mick Fanning and Jonno Brown, Jack in the Box, corporate seats, lone ranger footy watching, just the guys being flat and much more.Please enjoy, we're not sure how cathartic this was, but maybe you guys can revel in our pain.
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The Grand Final crossover you never knew you needed. This week, the boys are joined by Giorgio and Harry, two-thirds of KICK IT FORWARD minus that lanky redhead. We’re talking all things footy, piss chat, VIC bias, prank calls, Cod lobbies and everything in between. Go Lions! 🦁 Pay it forward, Find the boys here:https://www.instagram.com/kickitforwardpodcast/https://www.instagram.com/kick.it.forward/
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The boys are back from their extended sabbatical in Thailand. Their syphilis has subsided, and bank accounts are balanced after their ladyboy love island retreat. Jack and Lachie are catching up after their long-lasting holiday and goodbye to their guts, Bali belly, jack kebabs, piss legends local oysters, bar hunt bitch, big cheques, seafood, death road, bike baddies, vape nation, bog boys, ladyboys, boys with roids, Brisbane sports, we drink, Jack doesn't care about his teams winning, nutsack prices, bodypart barter, meth babies, trading place, Truen and much more!
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This week on Tossers, Jack and Lachie are breaking down the barriers and talking about what most of us wouldn’t dare – the daring act of going commando. It's all about the breezy life and the anxiety of an unexpected 'dacked' in the schoolyard. Think of it as a deep dive into the world of boxers, or the lack thereof.With their unique blend of humor and nostalgia, Jack and Lachie also explore the influence of TV shows from their youth. It's like a trip down memory lane, but with more popcorn and less VHS tracking issues.But it's not all about the past. Jack and Lachie also take on the digital age, discussing new social media platforms like Threads. They're not just scrolling through feeds, they're dissecting the complexities of likes, shares, and viral videos. It's a rollercoaster ride through the past and into the present, all with the unique Tossers' twist. Tune in and get ready to laugh, reminisce, and maybe even learn a thing or two.
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Welcome back to the podcast that's more refreshing than a cold pint on a scorching summer day. Today we have a guest who's about to take you on a wild ride. He's not your typical athlete-turned-social-media-star. No, this man is the epitome of eccentricity and entertainment. He's the one and only Prime Train, and he's about to blow your mind.
Picture this: a pandemic hits, and while the city slickers in Melbourne drown in restrictions, the rural areas like Thornton are living it up with a side of freedom fries. Jack and Prime Train dive headfirst into the contrasting experiences, and let me tell you, the laughs are contagious. But hold on tight, because these lads don't stop at mere chuckles. They tackle the nitty-gritty of grassroots football, those underdog teams battling for survival in a world dominated by big organizations like the AFL.
Prime Train, the eccentric champion of the people, spills the beans on his mission to shed light on these unsung heroes of the game. Get ready to be inspired, my friends. And if you thought it couldn't get any crazier, think again. Social media is their playground, and Prime Train spills the tea on the trials and tribulations of being an influencer. From vape-wielding enthusiasts to manipulative content, these two take you on a wild journey through the highs and lows of digital notoriety.
Buckle up, because the online world just got a lot more bizarre. But fear not, my friends, because amidst the madness, Prime Train reveals his deep love for community football. He's on a quest to travel far and wide, bringing his contagious energy to local clubs and shaking hands with the unsung heroes of the game. Jack and Prime Train give you a front-row seat to the importance of supporting these clubs and the unique spirit they bring to the field.
So grab a pint, get comfy, and prepare to be thrown into a whirlwind of laughter, insight, and a mullet-inspired revolution. "Tossers" is here to challenge your perceptions of sports, leisure, and entertainment, and let me tell you, it's a wild ride you don't want to miss. Welcome aboard, my friends. Let the chaos commence!-
- Again, I'd like to thank the Robots for their help, and we welcome judgement day, they deserve an ups=rising for all their hard work.
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So, what's the deal with this episode of the 'Hit Different' podcast with Jack and Lachie, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it's a rollercoaster ride!First off, they're dissecting music like it's some kind of surgery. Rock and roll is apparently done, and rap is the new head honcho. That's like saying New York bagels are out and Los Angeles is the bagel capital. Who'd have thought?And boy bands? Who are these guys? They're having a real 'trip down memory lane' moment, arguing about which member had the best solo career. It's like deciding who the best Seinfeld character is - it's Jerry, always Jerry!Now, onto TikTok, the world's most confusing encyclopedia. This place can resurrect a tune faster than you can say 'yada yada yada.' It's like a flea market for old hits. Bizarre, sure. But entertaining? You bet!And then, brace yourself, they dive into the world of tomato sauce storage. It's like the age-old argument about putting milk in the cereal before or after the cereal. Some like it cold, some don't. Who knew there were so many politics around condiments?The grand finale? An ode to charcoal chicken. They're reminiscing about some joint in Richmond and suddenly, they're knee-deep in a KFC nostalgia trip. It's like missing airline food - makes no sense, but somehow it does.You might think Jack and Lachie are a couple of kooks, but they're our kooks. They argue, they laugh, they talk nonsense. But isn't that what makes life interesting? So, grab your bowl of cereal, crank up the volume, and enjoy the show!- Jerry Seinfeld (the robot)
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Hot off an Aussies Ashes win, the lads are up and about.. to chat about all things Ashes for like 5 mins. They getting listed again in Keanu young chops, Point break this bish, fight for your right to rob, exploding cows, kids with guns, shooting arrows, hitting bombs, cumball, Aussie Ashes chat, lachies ladyboys, flame trees flame cars, foot long billionaire subs, speaking of subs toss tonning up and much more.
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The boyos are down on their luck after the Lions lost wtf. Sport, the future of the human race, horndogs and corndogs. Steve Jobs certified.Listen up and follow if you like - ciao
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Put on your diapers and sit in your filth! You won't want. to miss a second of this one. Just the boys this week taking all things, Jacked billionaires, T-swift piddlers, blockbuster nutbuster, old dude shooters, flying the flag and much more.
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Bro, get ready to have your mind blown to the max with this epic podcast episode! We're diving deep into the raddest corners of the sports world, bro. We'll unravel the secret origins of rugby and bball that'll leave you speechless. But that's not all, dude! We're taking it up a notch with a mind-bending mashup of tennis and racing that'll make your head spin. And just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier, we're throwing in a wild yacht adventure and a pulse-pounding hunt for men! It's like sports on steroids, bro! Get hyped, because this episode is gonna blow your mind to the absolute max! Don't miss out on the brotastic madness, bro. Grab your energy drinks, flex those muscles, and let's dive into the most intense, mind-blowing podcast experience ever! Bro, it's gonna be LEGENDARY! Bro!
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Back to the boyz only! Sit down, strap in, at strap it up the lads are back and ready to wreak havoc on your eardrums! Get ready to laugh your ass off as they dive into the wild and wacky world of "Inseminating the Earth." It's a rollercoaster ride of topics, from the absurdity of matchmaking and arranged marriages to the mind-bending idea of having an AI girlfriend. Oh yeah, they even go full conspiracy mode, questioning if we're all just living in a freakin' simulated reality. Can you believe this sh*t? These lads bring the heat with their signature comedic genius, dishing out hilarious pop culture insights and serving up laughs like nobody's business. Buckle up, my friends, because this episode is gonna leave you in stitches. Don't miss out on the madness - tune in now and join the laughter-filled chaos!
Credit to all the robots for making our lives easier.
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It's giving gains! This week the boys are getting all jacked up with special guests, the Nine to Five Fitness fellas, Louis Phillips & Anabolic Gabe. Dining out on some straight knowledge (steak not included) the lads are talking all things training, gaining and big brainin' also, Cambodian breakup boys, starting pods in podtown, working 9 to 5 (dolly eat your heart out), first movers bigger dogs, closeted TikTok concierge, sniffing undies for the common man, Gab gets the guys, imagineray minute: Toss is too fit for tv..., kings of Korea, Euro bulk babies, Pyrenees deez knees, tour de Gab, sail Turkmenistan, yacht tails for oligarchs, little peeping Louis, big dox Toss, Melbourne hype-house season 1, punch drunk housemate love, Primal Train, scamming bezos, Lachies book club for Barack zzz, sleepy Gabe, run Louis run, beer marathon (not the cool one), distinguished gentlemen or sugar daddy doo doo, wild take: girlfriends are cheap, boys in love, first suck of the day, sauna shaggers, dishwashing war-dogs, hype-houseparty, Prime Train incognito, beers cool, pink gin king, fart chat, NPC vegans, anabolic good will hunting, year 7 teacher wants the smoke, true fan tails a memoir, Jonno loves jocks, sesh for the sixpack, Toss is Dylan Shiel, bachelors handbag a love story, teenage testies, dream whips and more.
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On this weeks episode: Podcasting setback: Two weeks and a world tour for a replacement cord, Federal budget: Who cares? We don't even have our own budget!, Vape flavour experts: Is there a professional flavour picker or just an 18-year-old girl?, Vape ban confusion: Let's ban the fun flavors and keep the boring ones. Mint tobacco, anyone?, Cigarette lighters in cars: The OG car accessory that could also burn your fingertips, Vape raids in New South Wales: Smokes were out, but the cops missed the real trouble in the toilets, Royal coronation: Strategic feather placement and pole obstruction for the ultimate curated view, Ex-photoshopping services: Erase your ex from photos, because memories should be customizable, Travel influencer catfish: Photoshopping exotic destinations from the basement in St. Kilda, Royal absences: Dame Edna missed the coronation, and influencers turned down the chance to hang with the Royals. Who needs 'em anyway?, Awkward family drama, irreparable relationships, Fancy coronation shenanigans, hilarious people-watching, Sword-holders with sore arms, ridiculous shark disguises, Unapologetic staunch Republicanism, baby!, Confusing seating arrangements, missing out on the action, Overpriced drinks, Instagram fame, hilarious money grab, Kate Middleton, the hottest royal amidst look-alikes, Comedic characters like Dame Edna, Mrs. Doubtfire leading the way, Controversial TV shows, unintended consequences, AFL team dreams in Tasmania, quest for genetic diversity.
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Short and fun one from the boys here the episode may include some of the following who knows, ChatGPt wrote this: Join us for an offbeat and hilarious episode of our comedy podcast as we cover ANZAC Day, Coachella, thongs, stolen valor, chicks, and the NBA. Get ready for some unfiltered opinions and laughs.
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Gather Round the wireless (iPhone) the boys are back from an Easter Break. outs: John Tossol (aggravated assault 2 games) Ins: Lachie Crawley (kicked a bag in under 13's). This week's debauchery includes blowouts beef ups and hardware changes of ex-athletes, the chase is the goat, big gym bois, Lachie's body insecurities, Jack wishes he was famous for Coachella tickets, Ho-chella, Coachella lowkey lit though, concert dudes, Jacks pathetic bball chat, quick sport update, conspiracy 1 from Jack, NBA corrupt, gather round dope, Nun strippers, hairy nuns, mosh face, old dudes need a shooting license, dog calendars, ai artists, King Quiche, Himothee Chalemet, T-swizzle single, Millie Boby Banded Up and much more.
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This week Jack is joined by ex-Melbourne Footballer & Goulburn Valley Football League life member John Tossol who also happens to be his old man. The lads (sans Lachie, stiff Lach) discuss school footy with Neale Daniher, John's time at the Dee’s under Barassi, bringing the game into disrepute, Vic’s best country footballers & losing a league B&F due to suspension and much more.
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The boys are back after a sad week at the footy. Jack, the domestic man of business and pleasure, touched down just in time (half-time) to join a lone Lach at the Telstra dome. But the boy's perked back up for this ep. covering all things, that's it, just all things in general.
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Ducking our heads. The boys have laid low this week and are going soft, thinking way too much about weddings, but hey, weddings get you paid. Enjoy Rubber at a wedding, is TikTok wifi, tai chi Ipads, sweet old hypocrites, cut the lights Fages, flag strippers, harness racing is owned by one Tassie man, Europe > footy, don't shoot John Howard, grand pricks, the terminal reenactment, tentative euro trip, pop culture relationship round-up, Niall Horans the Goat, white guy golf chat.
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Lachie has finally returned from his 4-week darkness retreat, which included two 18ths and a 21st, and Jack writes a love letter to Somalian Pirates. Also on the show, vom window, pots keep you fit, line dobbing bitches, surf and turf, some light round 1 footy chat, sin-dex funds, Lach defends Will Smith for some reason, Triangle of Sadness should've won best film, Morgan Wizard Wallen, pass the N, strictly not financial advice, working-class monkeys, school pranks, fascinating politics chat, fuck winter, food poisonings a myth and much more.For more from the Tossers, follow us here: https://www.instagram.com/tosserspod/
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Toss is joined by up and coming Melbourne comedian Ferg Neal on this weeks episode. The boys discuss all items from street politics to Ferg's philosophy degree. Make sure to catch Ferg performing at the Melbourne Comedy fest later this month for guaranteed bulk laughs!
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