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In Episode 10 we muse over boobie based discounts, review an incredibly painful threesome along with a meth fueled chop shop in Buffalo. We go over a potential new Olympic sport 'parking lot diving', freak out on ungodly sized spiders, and end with some crazy AI and birthday cake bacteria talk. Another fun episode of Two Below is ready for your earholes!
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Episode 10 (in order)
Boob Sized Discounts
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-40851224Threesome Gone Wrong
http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/28/woman-broke-legs-falling-from-balcony-during-orgasm-after-threesome-6813155/Custom Cars on Meth in Buffalo
http://buffalonews.com/2017/07/25/car-ax-roof-no-doors-windshield-leads-driving-drugs-arrest/Parking Lot Diving
http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/269806278-storyReal Life Aragog
https://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/36505551/giant-spider-traps-terrified-family-inside-their-queensland-home/#page1AI Shut Down after Inventing Language
http://m.digitaljournal.com/tech-and-science/technology/a-step-closer-to-skynet-ai-invents-a-language-humans-can-t-read/article/498142Birthday Cake Bacteria
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/07/birthday-candle-bacteria/534987/ -
In Episode 9 we cringe over dong talk w/Miss Smartypants, discuss lost cars and aggressive monkeys, listen to police audio of a dildo thief, talk a little face tattoos and end with some fabulous artificial intelligence breakthroughs. Hope you enjoy!
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Episode 9 (in order)
Miss Smartypants
Teen Loses Car at Concert..Again
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2017/07/19/syracuse-teen-drives-to-rock-concert-forgets-where-he-parked-again.htmlMonkey Attack
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/07/21/Mystery-monkey-attacks-Texas-teen-and-grandpa-in-pickup-truck/8381500650788/Dong Theif
http://www.x1051kc.com/2017/07/17/police-are-looking-for-a-man-who-stole-the-two-biggests-d-s-from-cirillas-in-blue-springs/Face Tatoo Cuts Into Job Prospects
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/devast8-face-tatoo-man-no-work-new-zealand-mark-cropp-drunk-brother-home-made-alcohol-prison-two-a7840356.htmlAI Hotdog or Not Hotdog
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-40681395 -
Mangler du episoder?
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In Episode 8 we take candy from naked strangers, meet some a-hole neighbors, sword fight with some iron crotch kungfu, do some dirty dancing inside an ATM prison while carrying huge swords, provide public service warning for free wifi and tech you how to wipe with limited toilet paper. Come join us for another fun week of crazy stories.
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Episode 8 (in order)
Candy from a Nakad Stranger
http://www.wlwt.com/article/police-naked-man-offers-candy-in-middletown-neighborhood/10299494A-Hole Neighbors
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/wash-man-mows-hole-lawn-arrow-neighbor-house-article-1.3323507Iron Crotch KungFu
https://melmagazine.com/inside-the-world-of-the-men-who-pull-helicopters-and-cars-with-their-dicks-3cec8dcd4bc6Deadly Dirty Dancing
http://nypost.com/2017/07/13/couples-dirty-dancing-lift-goes-terribly-wrong/Inside an ATM Prison
https://abqtalk.iheart.com/articles/national-news-104668/man-gets-stuck-in-atm-15973508/Open Sword Carry in Texas
http://boingboing.net/2017/07/14/boffers-rejoice.htmlFree Wifi w/Conditions
http://www.newser.com/story/245730/terms-and-conditions-commit-22k-people-to-cleaning-toilets.htmlNo TP For You!
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/07/11/Public-restrooms-using-facial-recognition-to-ration-toilet-paper/2261499798025/ -
In Episode 7 we get a visit from Miss Smartypants, discuss the Coffee Bandit, cringe-worthy obituaries, fidgetiddies, an 80 foot belly flop, sex robots, albino kangaroos and of course the new Atari. Kick back and unwind with some fun and interesting news.
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Episode 7 (in order)
Miss Smartypants (2:00)
Cornbeef sandwich
https://www.seeker.com/first-contraband-corned-beef-sandwich-in-space-1769634032.html
5 Weird Effects of Spider Bites by Agata Blaszczak-Boxe
https://www.livescience.com/45329-spider-bites-weird-effects.html
UFOs in Guantanamo Bay
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/651159/Guantanamo-Bay-was-a-MAGNET-for-UFOs-claims-US-marine-turned-alien-whistleblower7-11 Coffee is Better (24:03)
http://fox59.com/2017/07/04/7-eleven-coffee-is-better-police-say-indiana-man-threw-coffee-pot-injured-several-officers/Obituary Trolling (28:30)
http://fox2now.com/2017/07/07/scathing-obituary-about-great-grandmother-goes-viral-her-presence-will-not-be-missed-by-many/Fidgetiddies (34:34)
(NSFW) http://mashable.com/2017/07/06/fidget-spinners-nipples/?utm_content=DesignTAXI#yi90MIZd0Pq380 Foot Belly Flop (40:54)
http://kdvr.com/2017/07/07/woman-airlifted-to-hospital-after-83-foot-belly-flop-from-popular-colorado-cliff/Sex Robots (45:55)
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-science-robots-sex-idUSKBN19P2M6Albino Kangaroo (51:25)
http://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2017-07-03/albino-kangaroo-photographed-on-west-australian-farm/8672448New Atari is Coming (55:52)
https://venturebeat.com/2017/06/16/atari-ceo-confirms-the-company-is-working-on-a-new-game-console/ -
Come join us in episode 6 as we talk about a 1 man moving company using only a scooter, crazy spiders, getting shot in the dick, UFOs in Long Island, Edible panties, fake dongs, raccoons and taking a nice relaxing nap after a heavy night of drinking.
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Episode 6 (in order)
One Man With a Scooter Moving Company (2:20)
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/06/27/North-Carolina-man-uses-small-scooter-to-move-huge-couch/7911498585122/
Raccoon Roadkill (5:25)
http://q13fox.com/2017/06/29/mason-county-man-shot-after-dead-raccoon-he-was-dragging-is-mistaken-for-dog/
Truly Amazing Spider (10:00)
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/626146/Darwin-bark-spider-80ft-bridge-BBC-Earth-David-Attenborough-nature-video
UFOs in Long Island (14:52)
http://wshu.org/post/who-knew-long-island-hotbed-ufo-sightings#stream/0
Drunk Burglar (20:28)
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/police-drunk-man-enters-n-s-home-for-cup-of-tea-snack-and-a-nap-1.3484093
Edible Panties and a Stabbing (23:50)
https://patch.com/wisconsin/mountpleasant/s/g5tyo/prostitution-stabbing-involved-edible-panties-2-payment
Very Odd Dating Strategy (28:20)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/woman-tricked-friend-sex-fake-penis-found-guilty-article-1.3291353
Guy Accidentally Shoots Himself in the D (33:13)
https://www.local10.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say
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Episode 5 brings back Miss Smartypants to add a few corrections to episode 4, we explore the hills around Boston looking for UFOs, hang out with an Elf in Argentina, talk poop and porn and then nerd out talking baking in space, artificial intelligence and robotics. Enjoy!
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Episode 5 (in order)
SEGMENT: Miss Smartypants (2:00)
SEGMENT: Weird News (16:20 - 42:42)
Boston UFOs (16:42)
https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/06/09/ufo-hunters-get-lost-blue-hills/6ZH8fRmUcRXxnz6LHFyhEI/story.html
Tweet of Interview recorded by Adam Bagni:
https://twitter.com/AdamBagni/status/873015108695359488
Elf in Argentina (24:40)
http://www.torontosun.com/2017/05/04/i-have-my-own-beauty-ideal-argentina-man-spends-45k-to-look-like-elf
Constipated for 22 Years (29:00)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4597924/Doctors-remove-28-pounds-feces-constipated-man.html
Political Porn (34:30)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lawmaker-porn-tabs-rhode-island_us_593e09f1e4b02402687aa9bd?section=us_weird-news
SEGMENT: Wordness to the Nerdness (40:42 - 1:01:47)
Baked in Space (41:21)
http://www.zmescience.com/science/news-science/space-bread-international-space-station/
Terminator Eye (48:32)
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/9k5de7/rob-spence-eyeborg-video-camera-eye-socket-toronto-filmmaker
AI Perfect Miss Pacman Score (55:19)
http://www.pcmag.com/news/354334/microsoft-ai-achieves-perfect-ms-pac-man-score
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WARNING NSFW - Link to crazy old nude photos discussed on episode 1 and in the Miss Smartypants segment:
http://imgur.com/a/L9smHEpisode 4 (in order)
Miss Smartypants (2:35ish)
-stuff wrong in episode 3 (6:25ish)
-stuff wrong in episode 2 (8:22ish)
-Ask Miss Smartypants (10:50ish)
-stuff wrong in episode 1 (12:40ish)
-Book recomendation (27:37ish)Chicken Nugget Emergency (33:49ish)
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/06/13/Police-Customer-called-911-to-report-slow-chicken-nugget-service/2061497373467/
Taco Bell Weddings (37:02ish)http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/save-the-date-starting-august-7-you-can-get-married-at-taco-bell-300479426.htm
Disney Goose Poop (44:11ish)http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/weird/ct-geese-poop-disneyland-20170610-story.html
Human Gun Holster (48:33ish)https://apnews.com/c32fbd7d6b8e45a78a7a9a5468db5315/Woman-who-hid-gun-in-her-vagina-gets-probation-in-drug-case
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Stories in Episode 3 (in order)
Pig Party
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/10/larry-william-henry_n_7772366.html
Sushi Modelhttps://nextshark.com/sushi-model-beats-male-customer-assaulting-chopsticks/
A1 Steak Sauce Libraryhttp://www.chroniclet.com/Local-News/2017/03/10/A-real-whodunit-at-Avon-Lake-
Public-Library.html
Virtual Realityhttp://www.psypost.org/2017/05/scientists-reduce-fear-death-using-virtual-reality-induce-body-experience-48894
Binky Articlehttps://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2017/06/the-app-that-does-nothing/529764/
Binky App Downloadhttp://www.binky.rocks/
Robocophttp://www.reuters.com/article/us-emirates-robocop-idUSKBN18S4K8
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Stories in Episode 2 (in order)
Gaping Hole in AnalTech
Cat Shaving Maniac
Haunted Doll in Peru
Crocodile Jesus
Death By Porn
Monkey Mafia
Teachers Troll Students
