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    Today is a very special show as Bert is finally back from Serbia! Bert catches Tom up on everything that happened, including why he needs to get surgery, going to a Serbian hospital and working with Mark Hamill. Next, Tom and Bert talk about making a movie together, acting vs. cheating and having to stay off Instagram while filming. After that, Tom tells Bert he's buying another Sea-Doo, the kids are acting more Texan since moving to Austin and discovers the difference between frogs and toads. Last, Bert reveals he's afraid of getting surgery but Tom let's him know it's going to be OK and that he actually loves surgery.

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    Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, comedian and podcast host, Brendan Schaub stops by the studio. To kick things off, Brendan tells Tom about getting a black belt because of his son, celebrity fights and taking steroids. Next, Tom explains his strategies as a young comedian, the importance of set lengths and what to learn from other big comedians. After that, Tom tells Brendan about meeting Joe Rogan for the first time, getting dinner with Charlie Murphy and doing open mics at the Comedy Store. Then, Brendan and Tom talk about lying to their kids, paparazzi following Tom and the fascination of Jake and Logan Paul.

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    Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom is joined by Marc Maron. To start things off, the guys talk about the benefits of doing coke, getting out of a DUI and Maron's new podcast, Dark Fonzie. Next, Marc talks about being a morning radio host and how he's transitioning into being an actor. After that, Marc explains his opinions on moving to Austin, and talks about some of his favorite BBQ restaurants in Texas. Then, Tom and Marc discuss smoking meats with a Traeger grill, how to properly cook fish and one of Marc's favorite stores, Fish King. Last, Marc talks about what it's like to be an actor, and his experience interviewing famous musicians like Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney.

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    Pittsburgh Steeler Cassius Marsh joins Tom Segura in Bert Kreischer's place for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Tom's old house that Cassius bought, playing for the Patriots, having a dad and brother that played in the NFL, Magic: The Gathering, college football recruitment, NFTs and more!

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    Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom is joined by comedian Anthony Jeselnik. To start things off, Tom and Anthony talk about cancel culture, writing jokes and starting out in comedy. Next, they discuss Japanese prank shows, monetizing Tom's injury and the life of a stand up comic. After that, Tom and Anthony talk about how Dave Attell and Chris Rock influenced them, and the importance of finding yourself in comedy. Last, Greg discusses his fraternity days at Tulane, shares some crazy college stories and tells Tom about some beef he has with other comedians.

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    Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, comedian, writer and host Greg Fitzsimmons steps in for Bert Kreischer. First, Tom Segura and Greg discuss going out to gay bars, Bert's hygiene, and Greg talks about meeting Jon Voight on a plane. Then, Greg discusses his time working on the Ellen DeGeneres show, hooking up with girls from comedy shows, and his dad bod. Next, Tom and Greg discuss how good they'd be at performing oral on a a man, online trolls, and Tom tells a crazy story about the Mexican cartel. After that, Greg and Tom open up about his anger issues, physical parents and trying to have better parenting tendencies. Last, Tom and Greg talk about their kids growing up, moving to Texas and the benefits of being fat in cold weather.

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    Felipe Esparza joins Tom Segura in as a guest host for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Tom and Felipe discuss what is was like being away from stand-up due to the lockdown, Felipe's upbringing, being around gangs, getting sober, and more.

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    Mark Normand joins Tom Segura in as a guest host for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Mark and Tom discuss touring with Bert Kreischer, life in New York City, writing jokes, the experience of having kids, and more!

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    This week, Tom Segura's fill-in for Bert Kreischer is comedian and podcast host of "In Godfrey We Trust," Godfrey! After practicing some Spanish, Tom and Godfrey start the show by discussing how crazy the last year or two have been, how terribly Bill Gates is aging, and the nature of the internet. The bears describe their experiences "warming up" crowds at television show tapings, and Godfrey shares his experience doing warm-up for The Cosby Show, and when Cosby caught him doing his Cosby impression! They discuss some of their favorite working comedians today, black culture in America, and a whole lot more!

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    This week, guest bear Ethan Klein of H3 Productions joins Tom Segura in the Cave! They discuss what Bert Kreischer and Mark Hamill must be up to on the set of the new "Machine" movie in Serbia. Ethan goes over his insane lawsuit with Triller, and discusses how unbelievable it is that they were in business with Jake Paul. Ethan reminds us that Paul has EXTREMELY serious accusations made against him by the respected journalists of the New York Times (this was recorded before Jake Paul left Triller for Showtime Boxing). Ethan also fills Tom in on all the insane YouTube shenanigans going on with James Charles, David Dobrik, and why everyone besides H3 is afraid to challenge Keemstar.

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    Steve-O joins Bert Kreischer as your guest bear this week! They discuss how their dads would bond, music they associate with different periods of their life, Bert's "Machine" story, the main characteristics of alcoholism, Steve-O's Jackass co-stars Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, and Ryan Dunn, and more! They also FaceTime Sean Evans to discuss guests on "Hot Ones."

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    Brian Simpson joins Tom Segura as your guest bear this week! They discuss celebrities who would cause them to flip out including Beyoncé, Chris Rock, Michelle Obama, and Mike Tyson. Tom and Brian also discuss club etiquette and who and who is not supposed to be in the green room. They discuss how much they love revenge and what the difference is between a good friend and a great friend.

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    Ryan Sickler joins Bert Kreischer in place of Tom Segura for this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Ryan and Bert discuss the weirdest things that have been said to them during sex, how Hasan Minhaj pronounces his name, and the least educated states. Ryan also shares several stories of fights he's been in at bars, horse races, and more!

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    Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Josh Potter fills in for Bert to talk about everything from new tour dates to living in Los Angeles. To start things off, Potter shotguns a Bud Light seltzer, discusses how his eye sight is getting worse, then tells the story of falling into a moat on his way to do a podcast. Then, Tom and Josh talk about talking to your kids about weed, hearing your parents have sex and chores they hate the most. Next, Potter explains that baseball saved his life during quarantine, the NHL is the worst sports league and how Bills fans have the most fun at football games. Lastly, Tom and Potter talk about the leftover belongings of Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein and how much Potter hates Los Angeles weather.

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    Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom and Bert start off by talking about the latest details in the Michael Rappaport and Kevin Durant altercation. Next, inspired by Nick Cannon's list of 5 rappers that can fight, Tom and Bert list the comedians they think they could beat up. Bert also says he may be up for fighting rapper, The Game but then remembers a time when he got beat up by a 13-year-old. Then, Tom teaches Bert about QAnon and thinks Bert would be a perfect ambassador for QAnon based on his belief of conspiracy theories. After that, Tom and Bert talk about bringing sex toys into your marriage, Bert's sleeping habits on tour and a shopping mall in Singapore where you can buy clothes during the day and d-touches at night.

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    Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, it's Tom's birthday!! And Bert surprises Tom with a special present to start off the show. Next, Bert talks about his "dad stories", taking a drug test and how he thinks he would enjoy a conservatorship. After that, Tom and Bert discuss their interest in starting a 2B1C winery and talk about their favorite types of wine. Then, Bert proclaims that people are bad at telling their own stories, admits he loves making brown and how much of a floss guy he is. After that, Tom and Bert discuss Lance Bass' upcoming gay bar, other popular gay clubs around Los Angeles and the idea of tennis players like Maria Sharapova and Anna Kournikova as strippers. Last, Bert proves his love of Enrique Iglesias before the boys talk about the latest on Chet Hanks and his White Boy Summer movement.

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    Today, Bert tells about his future trip to rehab and is concerned with Tom replacing him with Jennifer Aniston. Then Bert does a complete 180 about the questionable content of his previous special "Comfortably Dumb," and if they aged well? Bert brings Tom a sponsorship idea he's been floating around involving big surfing and drinking beer in Tahiti, and much more!

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    In today's show, Bert breaks out his Gucci handbag to reveal all of his favorite "sleepy time/wakey time" treats. After that, Bert shares his tips on how to properly deal with your first DUI as they watch arrest videos of Johnny Damon and Reese Witherspoon. Next, Tom and Bert reminisce about when a couple sex scenes they acted in got a little out of control. Lastly, they talk about the recent waves of "Cancel Culture" and how Bert has no problem having fun with gay guys.

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    We're replacing The Bears with some Bad Friends today so say hello to your new hosts of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee! We get right into it with all the weird things Bobby does with his dogs, trying to remember Nadav's name, and calling Tom & Bert. Bobby talks about smoking a cigarette indoors where the Last Supper was painted and how people weren't cool with it. Bobby and Andrew reveal they know exactly how to push each others buttons and things almost spiral VERY quickly. Bobby reviews The Snyder Cut of The Justice League movie and then tries to convince Andrew he was in Keeping Up With The Joneses with Gal Gadot. All this, plus a revealing dance from Bobby.

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    Today on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom and Bert discuss the latest on Meghan Markle and the Royal Family. Afterwards, they take a deep dive into Papa John's struggle with his racist vocabulary along with the common issues with "big words" in our society. To cap it off, Bert explains his exercise/diet routine, how he feels very similar to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and that he might be able to beat him in a foot race.