Episodes
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It's Episode 7! Join us as we ride the rollercoaster that is baseball fandom.
We relive Lindsay's first-ever Blue Jays game (which just happened to end in an 11-0 beatdown by the Mariners) and ask the important questions: Is it too early to panic? Is Topo Chico the official drink of baseball? And can a tiny red dragon on a stick actually save a season? We also gush over Davis Schneider belting out Taylor Swift at karaoke (every lyric, no notes), celebrate the return of good vibes to the clubhouse, and somehow convince ourselves that dragons, baseball and friendship are the formula for success.
We also head into extra innings with our favourite segments,including Hot or Just Talented and Explain It to Me Like We're at Brunch, where we break down baseball's coolest pitching feats - from no-hitters to perfect games and immaculate innings.
Plus, we're issuing apologies, making corrections, celebrating the launch of women's professional baseball, and, of course, crowning our Boyfriend of the Week after another completelynormal, not-at-all-unhinged Instagram deep dive.
Please give us a rating and review - thank you!
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We're back with our first-ever bonus episode because, somehow, we've caught World Cup fever.
Are we soccer experts? Absolutely not. Have we become deeply invested anyway? Also yes. We chat about why the FIFA World Cup feels so much bigger than any other sporting event and why Vancouver suddenly feels like the centre of the universe. We also tackle Canada's incredible run, the chaos of tournament brackets, WAG culture, and whether a Baseless-branded vuvuzela is the business opportunity we've all been waiting for.
Then we call in reinforcements. Our first-ever podcast guests, and resident soccer fanatics, Brian and Christine join us for a special "Explain It to Me Like We're at Brunch" segment, where they patiently answer our many, many questions. We get the crash course we desperately needed, debate the world's most passionate fan bases, learn why penalty shootouts are equal parts thrilling and cruel, and discover that soccer commentary somehow includes words like "belter," "had a mare," and "dreamland."
Whether you've been following football your entire life or you're just here because everyone else seems really excited, there's no shortage of laughs, questionable takes, and just enough soccer knowledge to fake your way through your next World Cup conversation.
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In Episode 6, the vibes are high⊠and the concern level for theBlue Jays might be even higher. Fresh off celebrating Canadaâs FIFA World Cup win, we dive into whatâs really going on with the Jays: the losing streak, the home run jacket discourse, and whether the team chemistry feels as off as fans thinkit does.
Plus, our ongoing mission to understand baseballâs mostconfusing rules, and discussions around the wonderfully weird traditions that make baseball baseball, and why sometimes loving this sport means embracing the chaos. We also discuss our picks for Hot or Just Talented? and Boyfriend of the Week.
Whether youâre here for the studs, the superstitions, or just the energy, this episode delivers plenty of laughs, questionable takes, and peak baseball vibes.
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Welcome to Episode 5! In this episode, we celebrate our evolution into becoming podcasters and dive into the latest Jays news - hold the STATS.
We unpack the mystery of checked swings and debate whether Yohendrick Pinango, Freddie Freeman, and Jeff Probst (?!) are hot or just talented. We also dive into dad life on the Blue Jays team in time for Father's Day, and somehow find time for sports confessions, rapid-fire questions, and several completely unnecessary - but essential - detours.
Whether you know every rule in baseball or just enjoy great stories and good energy, this episode is proof that baseball can - and should - be for everyonePlease like / follow and give us a rating!
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Welcome to Episode 4 of Baseless! In this episode, we dive headfirst into the rise of the Tarps Off movement and ask the important question: how exactly are women supposed to participate? We celebrate Lia's unexpected TikTok fame after her campaign to get Dylan Cease to shave his iconic mustache, and continue our mission to experience baseball with maximum vibes and minimal math.
Along the way, we launch our newly renamed Cliff Notes segment to correct a few of our baseball misunderstandings, learn that a balk is essentially a pitcher yelling "psych!", debate whether Davis Schneider and Andrés Giménez are Hot or Just Talented, break down Blue Jays fashion ranging from luxury labels to Ernie Clement's unwavering commitment to sweatpants, and crown our latest Boyfriends of the Week.
It's baseball fandom at its most chaotic, hilarious, and delightfully unqualified - and we wouldn't have it any other way.
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Welcome to Episode 3 of Baseless! This episode is pure baseball chaos: technological disasters, fluffy influencer microphones, accidental spider drama, and an extremely brunch-coded explanation of bunting that somehow makes baseball both clearer and more confusing.
We dive into why players bunt, celebrate our psychic connection with Daulton Varsho, and continue spreading the gospel that the Toronto Blue Jays may not always be winning games, but they are absolutely winning on vibes, hugs, and friendship.
This episode also features the debut of the Hot Girl Baseball Dictionary and the fan-favourite segments Hot or Just Talented? and Boyfriend of the Week.
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Welcome to the second episode of Baseless! We're coming in hot after the debut episode to serve cold takes and absolutely no shortage of vibes.
We break down Kazuma Okamotoâs monster home runs, the teamâs adorable dugout rituals, gratitude circles, and why this Jays squad might actually be the cutest team in baseball. We introduce new fan-favourite segments like Explain It to Me Like Iâm at Brunch (starting with the mystery of the âwalk-offâ), and the wildly important Hot or Just Talented? , and give a full investigation into ârodent faceâ attractiveness.
We dive into one of baseballâs most underrated essentials: walk-up songsâbecause nothing says personality quite like the soundtrack you choose before stepping up to the plate. Add in listener apologies, rapid-fire questions, 75-cent hot dog debates, and the launch of Boyfriend of the Week , and youâve got the perfect mix of baseball, brunch, and baseless confidence.
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Welcome to the debut episode of Baseless!
Weâre kicking things off by sharing why we started this podcast, how we each became full-on Blue Jays fanatics, and the baseball moments that turned us into lifelong fans. From our ultimate game-day snack picks to the surprisingly fascinating world of mirror image twins, this episode is equal parts baseball, chaos, and good vibes.
Think player stories, unforgettable memories, and the kind of conversations that remind you why baseball brings people together. Whether youâre a die-hard Jays fan or just here for the fun, this is your new favourite dugout hang.
