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Bazookaaah 77, yes it's a punk reference. Isn't it, it's my favourite number.
I don't think 26 is Starmer's favourite number. Good riddance you turncoat twat. The end of the Keir show had the usual lack of gigs and incisive conviction.
Trump bombing Iran again, obviously the Dartmoor death last week and Andy's coronation along with many other Bazookerings dominate this week's effort.
Golda Maier, the charge of the light brigade, Thomas Tuchel, Jacob Rees Mogg and Paul McCartney, Argentina FC as well as the wonderful Mariella Frostrup all get a grilling.
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Yes we couldn't ignore it, we couldn't just push it to the back pages or human interest section. We had to not only make it headlines but we had to devote the whole pod to it this week!!
Can you blame us, it's box office and we must give the Bazookaaah public what they want.
A bit of hot weather and the World Cup at the beginning but then we had to go in balls deep for Farage.
Anyway it's us against the establishment so bring it on!!!
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Here we are the 75th, lots of World Cup and bazookering the twats who spray beer everywhere when Ingurlund score. Great reference to domestic violence Djed Spence and the UK Subs.
Burnham hasn't had his feet under the table at number 10 yet, that's number 10 London, no the one in Wigan that he's planning, but he gets the treatment here.
Rupert Lowe, disabled racists and the Straights of Hormuz as well as Cape Horn and Cape Verde are all covered as well as the Stone Roses and Harry and Paul's Gone Fishing.
Entebbe, the Grunwick picket line, even Aberdeen FC get more than a mention.
This one is a stormer, get on to it!!
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If Carlsberg did resignation speeches. Yes special K got his final Corbyn jabs in after 6 years of rewriting history with an Ode To Joy backing track. It was pure theatre, well not exactly Harold Pinter but rather Anyone For Dennis or Run For your Wife. Anyway I make no apology for playing all six minutes of it with my 'remarks' in the background.
Anyway he's finally gone and did a typical summer season swan song performance from an Opportunity Knocks failure at PMQ's where he defended the equally shit Brigitte Philipson with vigour after Bad Badenoch put the pair of them on the canvas.
Nigel gets bazookered on here and it's regretted a bit from me as it seems he got savaged by every journalist, left right and indeed centre all this week with his staggered press conference for fascist June or whatever it is.
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Here we are, the good people of Aberdeen but only in the South part, Broughty Ferry and Arbroath (same place) and of course Makerfield have spoken and it brought about three winners but none of them from the people's Reform UK party.
The story of the night was of course Andy burned the bridges Burnham had to win otherwise Jess Phillips and that Steve Reed ponse would have sent the grim reaper to his door dressed as a pantomime horse or something. However Burnham won and everyone in the Labour Party are sucking up to him to death like it was snake poison inside their child. I'm not good at similies.
Anyway Starmer, Farage, Tice, Dorries, Pochin and many others get a special by election bazookering. Kemi gets spared due to an unexpectedly good night from the golf club bores in the Conservative Party. I'll let Dorries off because she's such a risible woman that in a different life would have been an active member of the Manson family.
Yes world news and we do a bit of Trump and really mutually advantageous Iranian (he says ironically) deals but it's mainly by election satire on a great Bazookaaah day!!
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It's the first day of the World Cup and we're in a Wendys on Boston High Street getting the Irish American view on the greatest sporting show on earth.
Anyway elsewhere Starmer gets a deserved grilling and of course Healey and his AI Carns as well as the new soldier Jarvis, Keir is running out of military men to defend the high court judge cum amateur politician and his equally talent free, humourless, charisma bypass friends on the front bench.
Trump and his friends get a grilling with this promise of Iran action, is anyone listening to him anymore. But he won a landslide at the previous election despite the fact that the Democrats rigged it, anyway this all happened because the president himself said so.
Let's hope he lasts as long as an Iranian sports visa.
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We start with a World Cup observation 1966 of course and when it'll get mentioned next week during the first game. My car crash gets a mention, well I'll rephrase that, the car crash I didn't have but nearly had, I hope that's not prophetic, well if it is I'll not know anything about it.
Trump does David Bowie, of course Peter Murrell, Sturgeon and of course 'bald' humour. Of course Farage gets a bazookering and there's nods to Fabricant, Ferigno and Bixby from Hulk fame.
Gibbons and Kenyan from Reform, Phillipson from Friends of Isreal and a supply teacher woman from The Greens and of course Robinson from very good Friends of Israel get a mockings and Ovett and Coe, Batman alongside Mel and Sue and Vorderman are all part of this week's plot.
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Our last show of May in the spring sunshine. A brief nod to the weather then we get stuck into Sturgeon and her grandfather, sorry husband Peter Murrell who lets face it will never get the part of Baron Hardup in the lucrative Glasgow pantomimes. Anyway they get a good bazookering!!
JD Vance gets a shoeing due to his 'nearly there' stance on the Iran crisis.
The Tories are getting shot at but frankly the words fish in a barrel spring to mind these days, it's like trying to empty the blind box hitting those arrogant golf club bores these days.
Of course there's increasing satire when it comes to the Makerfield by election. more of that next week and the week after. Kenyon who gets bazzokered is very much comedy gold, the daft Rugby League loving, women hating, obsessed with driving directions buffoon. He's been sent from heaven. Unfortunately he'll be back in oblivion next month!
Crack on, have a listen, there's loads of swearing in it and there's mentions of Les Dawson, Don Revie and The Hillman Imp!!
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Yes we start with Irish oppression which might appeal to some and some dreadful Cork and Dublin accents, weird place to start but it's very topical. Spygate, the SFA and RAF Lakenheath get a hammering at the explosive beginning as do The Beezer and Middlesbrough.
More traditional bastards get the Bazoookah treatment like Tice, Lowe and of course Farage get a couple of other folk from that part of the spectrum including Grimes who inspired me to tell one of my favourite jokes where someone rings ball to ball to ball to ball ball bearings, do you know it?
Trooping the Raise Of The Colours and of course this ludicrous government that genuinely think they're popular, someone really needs to tell them!!
Alton Towers, Christy Moore, Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, Maya Fortstata and Basingstoke Railway station all get nods. This ones a classic you must like and share and you must get in touch!!
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Grimes, Tice, Farage and the bloke who called it UKIP instead of Reform take a bow you've had a great night.
The PM faced the music and 'got the message' as did Steve Reed who said that it's clear that the electorate wants us to carry change out quicker. Get owa yourself son!!
Lammy talked about musical chairs and Green have disappeared somewhat since the smears however Hackney Marshes is now Green thanks to victory from a Oxfam looking woman called Zoe.
Don't worry it's Trump free this week due to the council shenanigans. Counting has just started in the Scotland and Welsh elections and Labour are expected to get their arse handed to them on a Wetherspoons plate there too. Plaid and SNP are helping to heap the pain on the metropolitan twats.
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Starmer still hanging on and that's our front page headlines. It ebbs and flows and the front bench get a Bazookering.
Story number 2 though is a big diatribe when it comes to Daily Express and their misleading headlines and they didn't disappoint this week with their 'Staggering 7 Million Immigrants Coming To Britain'. Time for a famous Northern Ireland Hong Kong story, you can hear it about 15 minutes in.
Trump and Charles met up and the highlights of the dinner are Bazookered. Some roast, ours was more of a barbecue of the pair of them.
Finally though it's our big story and it's Malcolm Offord and his Jungle Book party piece saying that everyone in Scotland wishing they were him.
This is a real good one. Pass it on!!
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Yes for blood and honour and every man and woman doing their duty on the NHS wards or whatever Shakespeare said. Anyway it's a St George's Day special and we're having a review of today's chaos but with a national day slant.
Starmer surviving till the Maypoles is still on the cards but will he survive the when the fat Morris dancers sing? Yes commons select committees, Morgan invisible man McSweeney and of course come on ducky light my fire Wes Streeting all get a bazookering in the first story as does Zarah Sultana and unlikely banned bedfellow Lee 30 pence inflammable flag Anderson.
Part two is a big long diatribe about the modern reaction to St George's Day, I'm very proud of it nearly as much as Reform UK are proud of the Red White and Blue, which funnily enough is the colours of the flag of Russia, not that that's got to do with anything.
Right get on to it, have a listen and tell your friends. I'm not a Sikh so God save the Singh.
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We're back with the previous pension episode and we give a nod to Bismark and Prussia as a result. Of course Boomers get a bazzokering as does Heinrich Himmler (similar politics) and later in the show we give brickbats to the front bench and of course Starmer as well as his likely successor Streeting.
Orban is referenced with a few jokes and of course Trump and hisHormuz Straights brilliance is cross referenced as well.
Some lovely stuff on the Matt Goodwin continuing shenanigans and his best selling book fantasy too.
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Yes Easter is done and thankfully there was no nuclear war on Monday, small victories eh?!!
The Straight of Hormuz was closed then open, then restricted then it seems it's closed again. It's like the Blackwall Tunnel!
Speaking of subtreanea The Russians have been seen in British waters looking at our undersea cables, just a look though apparently, there was no fear of them cutting them with seafaring scissors. Anyway we're not taking much notice because Starmer is too busy huddling with the Arabs, obviously Yvette Cooper is not allowed to because it's not haram.
So Melania Trump, Sinnitta, John Healey the defence secretary and of course Trumpy get a good grilling this week as do other ancient orders and institutions. Lots of jokes and send ups, you can't beat a bit of Bazook!!
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Is Trump wobbling? Difficult to tell but he says obliterated a bit too much for me and eliminated...and decimated and of course the US defence budget has been, well it's been urinated. Anyway poor Leavitt is getting the blame and Bondi is gone, Hegseth his drunken retail manager is choking on his own vomit but they all get the treatment as do Scott Mills and Jesse Birdsall.
It does come back to Trump but goes the way via Yvette Cooper, Marks and Spencer and Norman Schwarzkopf.
But we're not dealing with Churchill here and Trump gets proper bazookered this month. Also the youth of today and the met police who will deal with them 'decisively'.
It wouldn't be Bazookaaah without a crack at the government and of course the risible Reform and their here today gone tomorrow stars Offord and Dudley.
And if that isn't enough, the Easter space travel to the far side of the moon gets out treatment. Like and share and tell your friends.
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A few football gags in this one, it wasn't meant it just came out. Obviously this is due to Farage's appearance at Portman Road Ipswich with his Farage 10 shirt. He was in Ipswich and then he was in Sunderland, well he wasn't in Clacton was he!
Of course there's Trump weapons stuff and there's a big piece on the files that went missing from Morgan McSweeney's phone which is such a bit bit of bad luck for the lovely bloke and when he gave the wrong home address the Met police went to the wrong address and would you believe it they couldn't find it. They never get any luck the squeaky clean Met do they!!
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Here we are, 61. It's dominated by the straights that bend and the leader of the free world and his middle east boxed set but we've managed to get some other stuff in as well.
NCP going bust and getting a ticket slapped on them, Tice's tax bill and Farage's U turns all get the Bazookaaah treatment as does The Israelis and their South Pars bombings as well as the Iranians and their Ras Laffan bombings which sounds like a bombing in rural Wales.
Gerry Adams gets a nod as does Sam Allardyce and Christopher Lee.
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Yes we're back for number 60! The female retirement age until the feminists realised that they can't have it both ways! I await the WASPI replies.
So anyway it's all about oil the straights of homos or to use the proper title The Straights of Hormuz, yes it's drag act type humour but I'll take what I can. Anyway Trumpage gets a grilling and the Khameineis make their Bazookaaah debut.
Also the Churchill on the bank notes or rather off them gets some forensic piss taking and the ridiculous reaction of messrs Farage and the other members of Reform that aren't very important. Don't blame me lads it's Nigel that pushes them out of the way when there's a photo opportunity. He really is the Diana Ross of right wing politics.
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Yes it's all about the 'war' mind you as the late great Bill Hicks was when two countries were fighting. The US and Israel are now bombing Iran and Orange shit your pants is loving it.
We've sent four typhoons and not Blackwatch or Millwall F Troop or whatever fearsome British bunch that strikes the fear of foreigners. The non taxpaying expats of Dubai certainly don't and they're all coming 'home' now to get away from the fighting, expect an angry backlash from Reform...what's that I can hear? Ah yes it's silence. Of course Isabel Oakshott gets bazookaaahed but not for too long, it's cruel to mock the afflicted. She was definitely on the remedial table at her posh school. Also Charlie Mullins gets the treatment as well, he's hilarious.
So there's reaction from many people apart from the Tories because they're becoming more and more irrelevant as time goes by.
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Yes! A Gorton and Denton by election special.
It's all in English not Urdu, but we lampoon the three main protagonists and yes The Tories and the Lib Dems get a nod as well.
All the alleged 'cheating' the 'sectarianism', the 'lame duck' prime minister and his simpering reaction, lots of plumber jokes and so much more.
Lots of bits we couldn't cover and there's other news as well, Hilary Clinton and of course Ian H***ley get a bazookering too.
Have listen as you get through your day and pass it on to like minded friends.
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