Episodes
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Patch and Stooch have gone their seperate ways, but realise very quickly that they need to earn some money, so both decide to enter intergalactic dog show Tufts to try and win the 100 monio prize... Tragic, isn't it?
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The Cast:
Patch - Himself, Slyshus P. Scumb, Mickey.Stooch - Himself, Donk, Lord Litritus, John Travolta, Maal Enthusias.
Pauly - Manny, Schteve.
Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia.
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All music included in this episode by www.purple-planet.com -
The boys are back in town! Well, not your town, somewhere in the Xukini galaxy, but so what? At least someone's recording them eh?
C4 has inherited 90 million monios, but he meets with an old adversary that can turn his fortune into an even more disgusting amount. Meanwhile, Patch and Stooch fall out over a furniture polish issue and Manny nets himself a snazzy new outfit. Oh, and a couple of people have changed their names...
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The Cast:
Patch - Himself, Bossky/Chospy.Stooch - Himself, C4/Donk.
Pauly - Manny.
Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia.
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Season 6 of Best in Galaxy is almost upon us BUT there's been a delay, so to compensate you, we're giving you yet ANOTHER free chapter from our first novel/audiobook Best in Galaxy Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars!
Don't worry, it'll be with you soon, BIG-Wigs!
In this chapter, Stooch finds out that he's not the only one from Vondiv'd that's ended up on Earth... another familiar face has turned up, and it's NOT Patch...
Anyway, don't listen to this until you've devoured Chapters 1-6 (they're found on our podcast feed...
You can buy the novel or audiobook by clicking HERE.
Enjoy... and we'll return with SEASON 6 next week! -
Season 6 of Best in Galaxy is almost upon us! So to celebrate, we're giving you ANOTHER free chapter from our first novel/audiobook Best in Galaxy Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars!
In this chapter, Stooch is reincarnated to planet Earth as a human with FOUR fingers. Urgh. He's got his past-life memory in tact and his number one priority: find Patch!
Anyway, don't listen to this until you've devoured Chapters 1-5 (they're found on our podcast feed...
You can buy the novel or audiobook by clicking HERE.
Enjoy... and we'll return with SEASON 6 next week! -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
If you sign up to the PP3 Publishing mailing list HERE then you'll also get an exclusive eBook of the first 3 chapters to wet your whistle!
It's available on Kindle with pretty, zoomable full-colour pictures, paperback with pretty black and white pictures (not zoomable) and of course - audiobook!
What a day, eh?
Thanks to Purple Planet for the music and Laurence Owen of course for the B.I.G. theme tune.
Plus, the cast:
Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Stooch, Span Drezills, Colonel Buttocks, Lord Litritus, Maal Enthusiaz
Patch - Chospy, Patch, Uncle Deris, T.C.
Becky - Lacy Cutlets, Bex
Pauly - Ol' Joe, General Beers -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars (coming December 8th!), we've been recording some character profile minisodes, live from the Rinse McGoo.
Next up, it's Colonel Buutox (formerly Simpkins/Jimmy P Tarkin), third in command at the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base.
The Cast:
Patch - HimselfStooch - Colonel Buutox
Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia.
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Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you the first few chapters of our EPIC audiobook!
Now, the bad news is that this is going to be the last free chapter we're previewing, but the good news is that we'll be launching LOADS of promo clips and a few more character profiles to boot up until the launch of the book and audiobook on December 8th..
Anyway, enjoy Chapter 5 and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff and the chance to get an official invite to the book launch party in December!
* this isn't the final version of the chapter.. there are gonna be loads more funky sound effects and other bits!
The Cast:
Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Himself.
Patch - Himself
Becky - Lacy Cutlets
Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars (coming December 8th!), we're uploading character profile minisodes each Sunday from now up until the release of the beast!
Not only that, but you'll be getting an EXCLUSIVE chapter of the audiobook EVERY WEDNESDAY for the next 2 weeks!!
Next up, it's TC Nitrites (formerly TK 127 and TJ), the boss's son. Find out what he's up to in the new book and why he has a tiny, tiny head.
The Cast:
Patch - Himself, TCStooch - Himself
Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia.
Don't forget to sign up to our mailing list at bestingalaxy.com fro up to the minute news on the release of the most nutty novel and audiobook of the year! -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you the first few chapters of our EPIC audiobook!
Not only that, but every Sunday, you'll be getting a minisode in the form of a character profile from the book!
Anyway, enjoy Chapter 4 and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff and the chance to get an official invite to the book launch party in December!
* this isn't the final version of the chapter.. there are gonna be loads more funky sound effects and other bits!
The Cast:
Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Himself.
Patch - Himself
Becky - Lacy Cutlets
Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars (coming December 8th!), we're uploading character profile minisodes each Sunday from now up until the release of the beast!
Not only that, but you'll be getting an EXCLUSIVE chapter of the audiobook EVERY WEDNESDAY for the next 2 weeks!!
Next up, it's Lord Litritus, the Grand Fromage of the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base, with the vision to build a base the size of an actual galaxy to stop litterbugs and the like. Find out what this 'top chap' has to say!
The Cast:
Patch - HimselfStooch - Himself, Lord Litritus
Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia.
Don't forget to sign up to our mailing list at bestingalaxy.com fro up to the minute news on the release of the most nutty novel and audiobook of the year! -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you a chapter a week every wednesday from now up until the release of the beast!
Not only that, but every Sunday, you'll be getting a minisode in the form of a character profile from the book!
Anyway, enjoy Chapter 3 and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff and an official invite to the book launch party in December!
The Cast:
Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Himself.
Patch - Himself, Deris Vondiv'd.
Becky - Lacy Cutlets
Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're uploading character profile minisodes each Sunday from now up until the release of the beast!
Not only that, but you'll be getting an EXCLUSIVE chapter of the audiobook EVERY WEDNESDAY!!
Next up, it's Mr. Chospy (formerly known as Mr. Bossky). Chospy is a freelance hitman/lizard thing. He's ruthless, nasty and kinda sexy. Well, he likes to think he is anyway. Here is how him and his human-sized blender tie in to the new novel and audiobook..
The Cast:
Patch - Himself, Mr ChospyStooch - Donk, Himself.
Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia.
Don't forget to sign up to our mailing list at bestingalaxy.com for up to the minute news on the next book in the Best in Galaxy trilogy and the odd freebie! -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you a chapter a week every wednesday from now up until the release of the beast!
Not only that, but every Sunday, you'll be getting a minisode in the form of a character profile from the book!
Anyway, enjoy Chapter 2 and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff!
The Cast:
Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Himself.
Patch - Himself, Deris Vondiv'd.
Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're uploading character profile minisodes each Sunday from now up until the release of the beast!
Not only that, but you'll be getting an EXCLUSIVE chapter of the audiobook EVERY WEDNESDAY!!
Next up, it's Donk (aka 'Quicksand' and formerly known as C4). Donk has served in Patch and Stooch's family on the planet Vondiv'd for over 400 years. Now he's would up on Earth and tell you all about it, here's the man, well, robot himself...
The Cast:
Patch - HimselfStooch - Donk, Himself. -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you a chapter a week every wednesday from now up until the release of the beast!
Not only that, but every Sunday, you'll be getting a minisode in the form of a character profile!
Anyway, enjoy Chapter 1 and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff!
The Cast:
Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Himself.
Patch - Himself, Deris Vondiv'd.
Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you a chapter a week every wednesday from now up until the release of the beast!
Not only that, but every Sunday, you'll be getting a minisode in the form of a character profile!
Anyway, enjoy the prologue and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff!
The Cast:
Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger.
Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
We're back!!
To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're uploading character profile minisodes each Sunday from now up until the release of the beast!
Not only that, but you'll be getting an EXCLUSIVE chapter of the audiobook EVERY WEDNESDAY!!
First up, it's Deris Vondiv'd. He's Patch and Stooch's uncle. Well, he WAS their uncle, before they were reincarnated on Earth. Confused? Well find out what the fahell is going on!
The Cast:
Patch - Deris Vondiv'd, Himself
Stooch - Himself. -
Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
Yup, we've done it again. ANOTHER taster for the forthcoming novel and audiobook from Best in Galaxy - Sons of the Stars - COMING SOON!
Here, we join Donk (formerly C4) at renowned rehab centre 'The Fryory' as he attempts to dry out from a recent WD-40 binge. He meets M1T-C (aka Mitzi), a service robot who is addicted to hyper grade (which is slang for 'sex' on this planet). Oh, and the rehab clinic is run by old favourite Schteeeve!
Enjoy!
Cast:
Pauly: Schteeeve
Becky: Mitzi
Stooch: Donk
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Do you enjoy the Best in Galaxy podcast? Well why not tuck into the Best in Galaxy novel and audiobook? The first in an epic trilogy with an interactive twist... just click HERE, select your format and location, then you're off to the races!
It's the first ever teaser to the forthcoming novel and audiobook:
Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars.
The first in an epic trilogy adventure and we promise you that it's our best work to date. All your favourite characters PLUS even more new ones!! And don't worry if you're new to B.I.G. - you can jump in completely fresh and enjoy the ride!
In this teaser 'Meet Thee Mig', mysterious legend Thee Mig calls Lord Litritus after finding out that his 'Top Chaps' Patch and Stooch know the location of the molecule needed to expand the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base to the size of an actual galaxy. We join the gang in Litritus's office as he takes the call from one of the angriest beings in the known universe...
Join our mailing list to ensure you keep up to date with news of the release of the novel and to get an EXCLUSIVE sneak peek/listen to the Prologue! Go to bestingalaxy.com to sign up.
The Cast:
Stooch: Lord Litritus, Thee Mig.
Patch: Mr Chospy, Himself. -
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C4 inherits a bar from a long-lost relatives, but it comes with a price… The Council are creating a protection racket in their area and the boys have to come up with 2000 monies within 24 hours. Patch and Stooch decide to hold a talent night and turn the place into a hipster bar, but The Council have other plans…
**** This'll be our last episode for a while, as we'll be concentrating on our trilogy of novels and audiobooks - the first will hit Amazon and Audible this summer. To keep in the loop, sign up to our mailing list on our website www.bestingalaxy.com and just before we unleash our first novel, you'll receive an EXCLUSIVE E-book of a Prequel Story! And it won't be available anywhere else! ****
The Cast:
Stooch: Himself, C4, Colonel Simpkins, Lord Liptonice, Heckler
Patch: Himself, The Salesman Guy, Slycious
Pauly: Manny, Ol' Joe, General Beers, The Talent Show Contestants
Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde, Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor.
Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia.
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Best in Galaxy Podcast Star Wars parodies .. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed!
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