Episodes
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Episode 6 - Family, Eh?
In this episode of Halfway to Nowhere, Tom and his brother manage to share a rare moment of understanding, that is, until Tom’s past hookup is revealed to be the now bride’s sister…the woman who gave him a lift. A slap, a full-blown public screaming match, and an overdue emotional breakdown follow. Just as things settle, a final bombshell. Will chaos resume for Tom? -
Episode 5 - Long Time, No See
In this episode of Halfway to Nowhere, Tom shows up three hours late to the wedding rehearsal—slightly dishevelled, ambushed, and interrogated. A simple offhand comment from the bride-to-be’s mum pushes him over the edge, sparking a family blow-up. Leaving Tom to storm off, he puts himself into an emotional exile. -
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Episode 4 - Squeaky Friendships
In this episode of Halfway to Nowhere, a storm traps Tom and the woman in a car, where awkward conversations about fate turn into an even more awkward backseat hook-up. Bumped heads, bruised elbows, and poor emotional intelligence follow, ending in a surprising moment of understanding. Leaving Tom to wonder ‘what comes next?’.
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Episode 3 - Lost and Found
In this episode of Halfway to Nowhere, Tom loses the wedding rings to a group of eshays, endures a Shakespearen-driven conspiracy rant at ‘Cash Converters’, and breaks down—literally. A strange woman offers a lift, but a phone call later adds to another emotional pothole in Tom’s journey through nowhere. -
Episode 2 - Nature Calls and it's Not Friendly
In this episode of Halfway to Nowhere, Tom’s bad day turns bizarre after a rogue koala attack, a nosy cop, and a chemist trip that spirals into a chlamydia scare. Misunderstandings, shame, and humiliation collide on what is possibly the world’s worst road trip. -
Episode 1 - Love on the Road
In this gripping episode of Halfway to Nowhere, a dynamic radio rant on toxic masculinity sets the tone for Tom’s tense journey to his brother’s wedding, complicated by closed motels, hard truths, and a chaotic run-in with a dove wearing pink fluffy handcuffs. Dark humour meets emotional crisis in the Nullarbor. -
Episode 4 - Reality Behind Reality Dating Shows!
For one last time; Welcome back to Dating Dilemmas, hosted by the amazing Ave Bae
In this episode Ava welcomes a special surprise guest to the pod to talk about all things reality TV and dating shows. Not only do we get a glimpse into the behind the scenes experience of Ava on reality dating show Hidden Hottie like never before, but we also get to see the negative side effects of the once thought glamorous life of a reality show star. And that's not all! Ava has - or had - a surprise announcement for all of her fans out there. So check it out!
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Episode 3 - More Than Friends, Less Than Lovers
Welcome back again to Dating Dilemmas, the hottest new podcast, hosted by the amazing Ava Bae!
Today’s episode delves deep into the world of situationships. Ava talks with Jeanine, Ava and Derrek’s ex-relationship councillor. They introduce what situationships are and what makes them distinct, then answer your questions with the awesome dating dilemmas helpline, and wrap up with some real life stories of situationships from the bae fam! Plus… a cameo from Derek?! You’re going to love this episode with Ava Bae, and the feeling’s mutual ;)
And remember, love starts with you! <3 -
Episode 2 - Swipe Right or Swipe Wrong
Welcome back to Dating Dilemmas, the hottest new podcast, hosted by the amazing Ava Bae!
This episode explores the topic of dating apps. Ava introduces special guest Selena Fontaine, founder and creator of the popular dating app Match’N’Chat. The pair discuss the pros and cons of the online dating world, followed by a hilarious game of red and green flags, finishing with the well-renowned dating dilemmas helpline! Get comfy, tune in and join Ava Bae in her matchmaking madness!
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Episode 4
What if Romeo and Juliet didn’t die for love? Fifteen years after surviving their infamous double suicide attempt, the star-crossed lovers are alive, married... and in couples therapy. Fortunately, they’ve enlisted the help of Doctor Will Shakes, a (reportedly) qualified couples therapist whose methods are as unconventional as his credentials are questionable. In this modern-day audio drama, Romeo and Juliet unpack their turbulent past, question their future, and try to answer the ultimate question — to therapy or not to therapy? Will the not-so-young lovers find their happily ever after, or will violent delights have violent ends?
Episodes written and produced by: Ellenor Koch, Sophie Duck and Olivia Smith -
Episode 3
What if Romeo and Juliet didn’t die for love? Fifteen years after surviving their infamous double suicide attempt, the star-crossed lovers are alive, married... and in couples therapy. Fortunately, they’ve enlisted the help of Doctor Will Shakes, a (reportedly) qualified couples therapist whose methods are as unconventional as his credentials are questionable. In this modern-day audio drama, Romeo and Juliet unpack their turbulent past, question their future, and try to answer the ultimate question — to therapy or not to therapy? Will the not-so-young lovers find their happily ever after, or will violent delights have violent ends?
Episodes written and produced by: Ellenor Koch, Sophie Duck and Olivia Smith -
Episode 2
What if Romeo and Juliet didn’t die for love? Fifteen years after surviving their infamous double suicide attempt, the star-crossed lovers are alive, married... and in couples therapy. Fortunately, they’ve enlisted the help of Doctor Will Shakes, a (reportedly) qualified couples therapist whose methods are as unconventional as his credentials are questionable. In this modern-day audio drama, Romeo and Juliet unpack their turbulent past, question their future, and try to answer the ultimate question — to therapy or not to therapy? Will the not-so-young lovers find their happily ever after, or will violent delights have violent ends?
Episodes written and produced by: Ellenor Koch, Sophie Duck and Olivia Smith -
Episode 1
What if Romeo and Juliet didn’t die for love? Fifteen years after surviving their infamous double suicide attempt, the star-crossed lovers are alive, married... and in couples therapy. Fortunately, they’ve enlisted the help of Doctor Will Shakes, a (reportedly) qualified couples therapist whose methods are as unconventional as his credentials are questionable. In this modern-day audio drama, Romeo and Juliet unpack their turbulent past, question their future, and try to answer the ultimate question — to therapy or not to therapy? Will the not-so-young lovers find their happily ever after, or will violent delights have violent ends?
Episodes written and produced by: Ellenor Koch, Sophie Duck and Olivia Smith -
Episode 4 - To See What Lies Beyond The Berm
On the sodden and overcast plate-world of Kalledyne, Sheene Outsee, a rudderless and scarred young drifter, finds himself caught in the gale of a fate that blows him back towards a dream he thought forever denied. As Sheene faces dark foes both dead, living, and fallen on his path, he is thrust closer to his destiny by the guidance of a strange old soldier named Bowe. But, as the winds beyond Kalledyne bring saviours, Sheene comes to an ultimate test that sees the dark and the bright vie for him and his tortured soul.
At the grand old city of Chorynn, Sheene attempts to join the ranks of the Sohasky Unity who have come to Kalledyne from the Abyssal Range above. But, his final challenge comes when his dream is denied, and Sheene must face his greatest test as the dark of the Pit threatens to claim his very soul. -
Episode 3 - The Tragic of Old-Salt Bowe
On the sodden and overcast plate-world of Kalledyne, Sheene Outsee, a rudderless and scarred young drifter, finds himself caught in the gale of a fate that blows him back towards a dream he thought forever denied. As Sheene faces dark foes both dead, living, and fallen on his path, he is thrust closer to his destiny by the guidance of a strange old soldier named Bowe. But, as the winds beyond Kalledyne bring saviours, Sheene comes to an ultimate test that sees the dark and the bright vie for him and his tortured soul.
After recovering from the stain of the H'Whyche's prophecy, Sheene travels with Bowe to his idyllic farm at the centre of Kalledyne. But, his dream-like life on Bowe's farm is severed, and Sheene is forced to continue towards the dream that calls to him. -
Episode 2 - The Siege of Defence Silo 883
On the sodden and overcast plate-world of Kalledyne, Sheene Outsee, a rudderless and scarred young drifter, finds himself caught in the gale of a fate that blows him back towards a dream he thought forever denied. As Sheene faces dark foes both dead, living, and fallen on his path, he is thrust closer to his destiny by the guidance of a strange old soldier named Bowe. But, as the winds beyond Kalledyne bring saviours, Sheene comes to an ultimate test that sees the dark and the bright vie for him and his tortured soul.
Sheene throws in with a Kalledynean militia called ‘the Maelshaar’ as they sail to a crucial task. Sheene learns how to fight from a cantankerous old Maelshaar named Bowe and hears dark prophecy from a fallen creature known as 'The H'Whyche.' -
Episode 1 - The Fairest of Warnings
On the sodden and overcast plate-world of Kalledyne, Sheene Outsee, a rudderless and scarred young drifter, finds himself caught in the gale of a fate that blows him back towards a dream he thought forever denied. As Sheene faces dark foes both dead, living, and fallen on his path, he is thrust closer to his destiny by the guidance of a strange old soldier named Bowe. But, as the winds beyond Kalledyne bring saviours, Sheene comes to an ultimate test that sees the dark and the bright vie for him and his tortured soul.
While lost in ruminations of the past, Sheene is cornered by the paid-thugs of the local Admynys warden, Ser Dew. He must flee from his deeds and take any chance that presents itself if he has any hope of survival. -
Episode 4
Jay and Bri race toward the launchpad, the monstrous entity in relentless pursuit. Jay teeters on the edge, pushed to his breaking point by Oldmate’s cryptic whispers echoing in his mind. Just when all seems lost, an unlikely savior emerges, granting them one last chance at survival. But safety remains just out of reach; freedom demands sacrifice. As the final moments close in, one question remains: can they all make it out alive?
Written by Andrew Maher
Directed by James Grant
Written and Assistant directed by Ralleigh Cain
Music and Production by Thomas Avery
Music and Production by William Fitzgerald
Thumbnail design by Mary Power
Cast:
James Grant
Edith Malcomson
Emma Pruss
Zoe Tempany
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Episode 3
After crash-landing on the planet, Jay and Bri set out to investigate the facility and search for any signs of survivors. But tensions quickly mount between the two as Jay struggles to keep a straight head. The deeper they venture, the more disturbing the picture becomes as they start to piece together what kind of atrocities occurred here and find a way to restore power. But solving one problem just causes two more, and soon, they find themselves entangled in something far more dangerous than they ever anticipated.
Written by Andrew Maher
Directed by James Grant
Written and Assistant directed by Ralleigh Cain
Music and Production by Thomas Avery
Music and Production by William Fitzgerald
Thumbnail design by Mary Power
Cast:
James Grant
Edith Malcomson
Emma Pruss
Zoe Tempany
Cameron Walker
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Episode 2
Broke and burdened by a life he can no longer bear, Jay is ready to leave the world behind for good. After talking to his AI assistant, Oldmate, Jay overhears a rumor about a paradise world beyond the reach of law and consequence. Desperate for a way out, he seizes the opportunity and takes the first contract he can find, using it as a cover to reach the fabled utopia beyond the stars. To avoid drawing suspicion, Jay assembles a small crew for the journey; none of them knowing the lengths Jay is willing to go to leave his past behind, no matter the cost.
Written by Andrew Maher
Directed by James Grant
Written and Assistant directed by Ralleigh Cain
Music and Production by Thomas Avery
Music and Production by William Fitzgerald
Thumbnail design by Mary Power
Cast:
James Grant
Edith Malcomson
Emma Pruss
Zoe Tempany
Cameron Walker
Malithi Weragama
William Fitzgerald - Show more
