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Where the hell did we go? Why did we go there? Are we back?
Find out all of that, and more, in this weeks reguarly scheduled and totally normal GAME FART!
# GETS A MENTION
- The future of GAME FART / FASNASTIC
- Yoko Ono
- Street Fighter games
- Peters nostalgic asshole
- Troy Mcclure is dead
- Colin McGregor and Floyd Mayweather
- Tripple H Vs a Live Gorilla
- Coloured People
- The new studio coasters and podflasks
- Kung Fu Chaos... good, but racist
- Peter breaking controllers
- Quick Fire Fart Round
- Clay Fighters
- Killer Instinct
- Super hot
- Accents Challenge
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GAME FART #23 - The Genuinely Literally James Farmer Single Player Games Special
Aaron was away again this week (second time this has happened - both times due to him going on stag weekends, the lucky bastard) so once again we invite in a comedian called JAMES to take Aaron's place, this time stand up comedian & writer JAMES FARMER (much like we did way back in episode 11 when Aaron was away, so we invited in comedian JAMES LOVERIDGE http://madcastmedia.com/shows/gamefart/11/)
We also (just for the heck of it) invited in a second James too, Jimbob-James (James Cook), who is Petes unemployed mate from Wrestling Club, who is a passionate fan of influential English conservative dualist philosopher, Roger Scruton.
We decided to tackle "Single Player Games" this week (mostly due to James Farmers comedy orientating around the topic of loneliness) but we can't even lie anymore about this being a gaming podcast, this is a farting podcast first, FART GAME might have been a much better name.
Anyway, have fun, lots of fun and comedy and chats about philosophy this week! Aaron's back next episode which will likely be even more insane and less about gaming than this even episode.
ITS THE GAME FART AARON IS AWAY SO FOR A SECOND TIME WE HAVE A COMEDIAN GUEST CALLED JAMES / SINGLE PLAYER SPECIAL!
# GOOD Farts
- Sid Meier's Civilisation
- Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (Remaster)
- Titan Fall 2
- Hazard Perception Tests
- Roger Scruton (not Scrotum)
# UGLY Fart
- [Dunno? We played the jingle, but then started talking about white dog shit instead]
# GETS A MENTION
- South Park: The Stick of Truth
- The Sims
- Donald Trump
- Power Wanks
- Penis Names
- Street Fighter
- SimCity
- Call of Duty: Respawn
- Duke Nukem Forever
- Modern Warfare 3
- The Last of Us
- Screamer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er9ecGTA7lw)
- Rag Doll Physics
- Halo
- Dicks in Movies
- Assholes are the Final Frontier (again)
- Cartoon Network / Cow and Chicken
- Hole Cheeks
- Optimising a Pringle Tube
- Chewie the Super Fan
- James Farmer (the civil rights activist)
- Remastered Trees
- Anton is 18
- Mario 64
- Uncharted (Disability Mode)
- Interactive Cutscenes
- Sonic is a big cutscene
- Deus Ex
- Star Wars Battlefront
- Talking Fast (https://youtu.be/2NO7ldRT5DE)
- Timon & Pumba
- The Lion King game
- Donald in Maui Mallard in Cold Shadow (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_in_Maui_Mallard)
- Aladdin Nintendo Vs Sega
- The Invention of YouTube
- Cleopatra Coming At’cha (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb-Ff4piZIg)
- Banana Rama
- Hazard Perception Tests
- Friedrich Nietzsche
- E.T.
- White Dog Shit
- Anton
- Wrestling Club
- WWF
- No Mercy, Wrestle-mania
- RAW / Smackdown - Sky Sports
- Roger Scruton (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Scruton)
- More Roger Scruton
- REACTIONARY ROGER SCRUTON!!
- Masturbating to Roger Scruton
- How do you roger a scrotum?
- Transgender Reassignment Surgery
- Stepping on Plugs
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
- Ghost Fluid
- Dragons
- Disney
- The Office (UK)
- The Beatles
- One Direction
- Inkey Jones (http://www.inkeyjones.com)
- Heckled by Laughter
# Fartmail
- Swedish Ghost
- Anton - Fantasy Games
- Sticky Hooves - Calling from Sweden about the secret rooftop podcast -
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GAME FART #22 - THE PAUL FOOT "LUXURY GAMING" SPECIAL
Oohh La La - It's time for the GAME FART luxury gaming special!
WHY ARE WE STILL MAKING THIS PODCAST!
This week we have a high class guest - famous and surreal UK comedian Paul Foot (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Foot_(comedian)) - and a high class theme.... Luxury Gaming.
We have noticed gaming of late has become a bit of a luxury for the very wealthy (think PS4 Pro, PlayStation VR, XBOX One X) so we wanted to celebrate the very best (and worst) of luxurious rich persons gaming.
We discuss the GOOD, BAD and UGLY of some of the most prestigious and premium aspects of modern gaming, as well as Paul Foots personal theme park, the Nintendo PlayStation Cow and what it may be like in the afterlife based on various religions.
ENJOY!
# BAD Fart
- Racing Wheels
# GOOD Fart
- PlayStation VR
# UGLY Fart
- Novelty Console Colours & Stickers
# GETS A MENTION
- High Class Prostitutes
- Arcade Racing Games
- Children's Miniature Train Rides
- Ferrari World
- Paul Foot worked in Computer Game Recruitment Company
- Sim City
- Theme Park
- Sudoku
- Paul Foots Theme Park
- Rollercoaster Tycoon
- Theme Park World
- Alton Towers
- Disneyland Accidents
- The Carousel of Progress
- VR Theme Park Rides
- Disciplining the Cabin Boy
- Milo Yiannopoulos
- PSVR Worlds
- Choose your own adventure book
- Seaside Motion Simulators
- Southend on Sea
- Various religions afterlives
- Jehovah Witnesses
- Nando's for Life
- Luxury Fridges & Toilet Roll
- Pro Controllers & Mad Catz Controllers
- The Nintendo PlayStation Cow
- Call of Duty
- Beer has fish in it
- The Nintendo Giraffe (and other devices)
- Pirate Paul Foot
- Plugging things
- ASK JEEVES AGAIN!
# Voicemail
- Commuter Joe / Destiny 2
- Filip / The Law
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GAME FART #21 - THE NUMBER 2 SPECIAL (Destiny 2, The Fractured Butt Whole, Red Dead Redemption 2)
It's EPISODE TWENTY ONE of GAME FART. And it's THE NUMBER TWO SPECIAL.
Are we talking about poo? NO! We are talking about three upcoming massive sequel games, namely, Destiny 2, The Fractured Butt Whole and Red Dead Redemption 2.
Join us in celebration of these highly anticipated sequel games… and many tangents on the way.
# GETS A MENTION
- Star Wars / Empire Strikes Back / The Star Wars Holiday Special
- Deus Ex / Human Revolution / Mankind Divided
- Tomb Raider / Rise of the Tomb Raider
- Read Dead Undead Redemption Revolver 2
- Sleeping Dogs
- South Park Fractured Butt Hole
- The Xbox One is Politically Correct
- Are there more Armenians than PlayStation players?
- Is Albania real?
- The word for Penis in Albania is Curry
- Destiny 2
- Dyspraxia: Autism of the Legs
- Grand Theft Auto
- Mafia
- Assassins Creed 4
- Destiny 1 (+ The Taken King)
- Ratchet & Clank (and a guy who dislikes it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHQTboP1RIw)
- A nice Would You Rather
- World of Warcraft
- Skills at the end of the World / Guilds
- CPG Grey City of London (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrObZ_HZZUc)
- "The Law"
- The Warhammer Shop
- The Big Bang Theory
- The Simpsons classic episodes
- Family Guy
- South Park
- Robin Williams singing Blame Canada (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaXsWQAI2j4)
- Trey Parker & Matt Stone in dresses (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsvQuJmASSk)
# Voice Mail
- Complaints by Jon Lee
- The Origin of Game Fart
- Commuter Joe Mario Rabbids & Indie Games
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GAME FART: FART CLUB #2 - Sega Forever, New 2DS, Pokémon Go Updates, Steam Sale
** NOTE: This is NOT the main GAME FART show -- this is FART CLUB, a new SECRET and MINI show for RSS subscribers, SoundCloud followers and FART CLUB Facebook group members ONLY! In FART CLUB we focus on breaking news and have listener call ins **
This week we have Anton and Filip with us to discuss Sega Forever, the stupid new Nintendo New 2DS, some late Pokémon Go Updates, and the current Steam Sale.
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GAME FART #20 - THE BEST GAME FART IN THE UNIVERSE (2017 E3 Coverage with Maddox)
We did it guys. WE DID IT!
We finally made it to episode 20. The big two oooo. They said we'd never make it. And by they, we mean all of our closet friends and family. They all thought we were nuts for inventing a farting themed gaming podcast BUT WE DID IT ANYWAY and here we are today. Proudly farting out video game E3 coverage FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
This bumper episode is longer than usual, is nothing but E3 news, and even has A SUPER GUEST.
We are very proudly joined by our E3 USA correspondent, friend, owner of Madcast, video gaming icon and more - MADDOX!
What an episode.
What a 20 fart run.
Will we make it another 20?
Please keep listening to find out.
# NEWS
- Loads of E3 News
- The entire episode is just E3 news!
- Wolfenstein, Skyrim, Mario Odyssey, Sonic Mania & Forces, Shadows of Moor-door, Assassins Creed, Spider-Man AND MUCH MORE!
# GETS A MENTION
- A surprising welcome
- Janky Gate Crashing
- Metro Exodus / the Metro Series
- Call of Duty
- Wolfenstein New Colossus (and its 1950's diner)
- Mass Effect Andromeda
- FallOut 4
- 1950's Americana
- Man in the High Castle
- Shitty E3 Food
- Maddox Cool as Shit Videos (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb1QfkXtAWw)
- Sayed Salads
- SkyRim (+ collectors cards, playing as Zelda and/or Link)
- Bowser Rapes the Princess? Or kidnapping for diplomatic reasons?
- Luigi the hostage negotiator
- Princess Diana
- Mario Odyssey
- Grand Theft Auto
- The differences between London & New York
- New York Crazies
- "Cuyt Dug Bot Git a Jorb"
- Dutch Accents
- Sonic Disasters
- Mario Possessionings
- Bum Stomping Vs. Ass Slamming
- New Donk City
- GTA Modding & Mods in general
- FallOut Apocalyptic
- FallOut Speed-running & Empty Deserts
- Red Dead Redemption
- The Armenian Horse Killer
- Dark Souls
- The Division
- Neo
- Day of The Tentacle
- Grim Fandango
- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: Dead Animal Kleptomaniac
- Metal Gear Solid V
- Gaming Crisis Thoughts
- Who has Peters PlayStation 3?
- Xbox One X
- Maddox Gaming History... 32X, Atari, Master System, Genesis, Super Nintendo, Lynx, The Game Gear
- Xbox - the least fun area of E3
- Sonic Forces & Sonic Mania (and Christian Whitehead / Sonic CD, 1, 2)
- Nintendo Cease & Desist
- Beefeaters
- Sonic Unleashed
- Sonic the Warehog
- Freedom Planet... a good game, for furries
- Zootopia? Zoolandia? Zootropolis?
- Furry Sex
- Fox Sex
- Shadows of Moor-door - "DO YOU REMMEMBER ME?"
- Dark Souls
- Lord of the Rings
- Cool Dragons
- History
- Assassins Creed
- Apache Servers
- Cults & Volcanos
- KillZone, Halo - much more efficient killing than Assassins Creed
- "Sneakers & Listeners Creed"
- Beyond Good & Evil II
- Anita Sarkeesian
- "What Did Maddox Say?" - Lord Matthew brings up the past
- An extended conversation about command line text editors
- Something about a man with chalk? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l789l6np-qA)
- Don't go to E3
- Maddox: The Car Park Boss
- SPIDER-MAN!!!! BY INSOMNIAC!!!!
- Tony Hawk
- Sunset Overdrive
- New Metroid for 3DS
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GAME FART has a habit of going way off course, like a ship without a compass, venturing into the unknown. But not today...
…Because we have repeat FART TOWERS guest Matteo Muscas back in the studio!
Matteo is a proper nice Italian games expert, with gaming tattoos, a brain filled to the brim with gaming facts and stats, and everything. So as such, he was the perfect guest for us to have this E3 week episode.
This episode is all about games with a bit of an E3 theme (recorded *before E3*) meaning we will be back with POST E3 news (and probably more massive tangents off topic) next week, so look out for that.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME!!! To get truly up to date news from E3 via Game Fart, you need to find our new SECRET HIDDEN MINI SHOW which *might* be called FART CLUB, if it were to exist. Can you find it? #FollowTheScentToFartClub
(If it exists of course - we are not confirming either way…)
FART SOON!
# NEWS
- Arms by Nintendo
- Pokémon Sun Ultra & Moon Ultra
- A Couple More Nintendo News... Pokémon Something Something (Gold & Silver)
- Universal Studios & Nintendo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzNrgRtOtnk)
- The Unofficial Universal Studios Resort Florida Podcast
- Steam Green-light dying / Steam Direct
- Death Standing
- Xbox Scorpio
# GOOD Fart
- E3 Rumours
- Sonic Forces
# BAD Fart
- Too Many Games / Hard for Indie Games to stand out
# Gets a Mention
- Female intelgience
- Footballers on Trial Dating Simulator (Chad Evans)
- Smash Bros
- Ready2Rumble Boxing
- Mike Tyson boxing
- Fight Night: Knock Out
- Street Fighter
- Splatoon (alluded)
- Metroid Prime
- Zelda is the girl
- Waterstones Books
- Harry Potter books
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 8
- The Unofficial Universal Studios Podcast
- The Universal Studios game (as made famous on Angry Video Game Nerds channel)
- The Harry Potter Rides (Harry Potter twice in same episode!)
- A hypothetical Mario Kart ride
- Alton Towers
- Sonic Spinball / Spinball Whizzer at Alton Towers
- The Smiler (THE ROLLERCOASTER OF DISMEMBERMENT https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2016/sep/26/alton-towers-smiler-crash-was-like-car-crashing-at-90mph)
- Crazy Taxi
- Matteo phone history
- The Nokia 3310
- The Nokia N-Gage (+ QD)
- Symbian OS
- Tomb Raider
- Pandamonium
- Metal Slug
- Digital Homicide / Jim Sterling (not a Nazi)
- The fashion sense of a Nazi (The only correct answer when asked to compliment a Nazi)
- Jim Sterlings dildo collection
- Jim Sterlings bi sexual
- Lots of Jim Sterling basically
- Peter: A one man Digital Homicide
- Our personal names are public?
- Japanese Words in an Italian Accent
- P.T.
- Daryl from Walking Dead
- Hell Boy / Pans Laberinth
- Flappy Bird
- Console generations
- Chrome versions
- Backwards Compbatabolity
- People like Netflix more than games
- Cod Veins
- Assasins Creed
- Sonic Forces
- Cuphead
- Hair conference
- How many people would I fuck on this train?
- No Mans Sky
- GDC
- Fez
- Super Meat Boy
- Nindies
- Nintendogs
- Vidcon
- The UK Podcast Awards
- Kickstarter Adventure Games?
- Yooka Laylee
- Spyro
- Kevin Smith
- GitHub Book Writing
- Reddit /r/place (https://i.redd.it/wc436nf7fdpy.png)
- Eboy FixPix (32 Bit)
- Maddox COOL AS SHIT
- Harry Potter movie Sets & Butter Beer (3rd Time Harry comes up!)
- Cringe VS Cringe
- Incels & Roasties
- BBC & Festivals - The best in the world are in the UK
- Facebook only for Celebrities
- Facebook Mentions
- Paul Foot: Not The Rock
- Chewie from Podawful & Peters Dr Dre Wedding Response (http://imgur.com/A0Y03Q1)
- Keuawards?
# FARTMAIL / POST SHOW
- Jon Lee (Steampunk Cowboy) / What is an Adventure Game?
- Commuter Joe ranting about Call of Duty
- Peter is in King Arthur movie
- Scottish Accents
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GAME FART: FART CLUB #1 - E3 2017 Day One News (Microsoft & Bethesda) with Adam (Camp Guy)
SURPRISE!
This is a brand new SECRET and MINI show for RSS subscribers, SoundCloud freaks and FART CLUB Facebook group members ONLY.
This new complimentary show will be uploaded around once a week (or maybe more!) with breaking gaming news headlines and alerts as they happen!
Hosted by Lord Matthew with (hopefully) regular listener call in’s, this new mini-fart show will allow us to bring you more topical news much more promptly, with the main master GAME FART masterpiece left as it is as at full length (with all three regular hosts!) every Tuesday. Hopefully this mini show might even get a few call ins from Peter and Aaron eventually too.
ENJOY! This first week is all about E3 2017's first day of events and news, and features a call in from Game Fart super fan and regular voice-mail-er, Adam a.k.a. CAMP GUY.
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GAME FART is BACK after a quick hiatus!
What are "Adventure Games"? Are they Monkey Island type point and clicks? Red Dead type action games? Tomb Raider type platformers? WipeOut HD?! It turns out, nobody actually knows. So we just talk about anything and everything, with a heavy emphasis on funny accents, as per-usual.
Enjoy us this week as we tackle THE GOOD, THE UGLY, and forget to do THE BAD, as it's time for THE GAME FART ADVENTURE GAME SPECIAL!
# GOOD Fart
- LucasArts Point & Clicks
- Thumbleweed Park
# UGLY Fart
- Monkey Island 4
# Gets a Mention
- Fart Face McGee
- Game Fart Intro Music
- What is an Adventure Game?
- Go on an Adventure Today?
- An Adventure for a Fat Girl
- Uncharted
- Metal Gear Solid
- Red Dead Redemption
- Grand Theft Auto
- The definition of an adventure
- Non-Stop Italian Adventures
- What is Racist to Americans?
- Top of the racist food chain
- You cant racist UP. You can only racist DOWN.
- LucasArts Games
- Tomb Raider: Rise of the Fingers (an action adventure game)
- Can you agree with a disagree?
- Sam & Max Hit the Road
- The Telltale Jurassic Park Game
- Need for Speed
- FallOut 4
- SimCity
- WWE Games
- Everybody's Gone to the Rapture
- Mist
- No Mans Sky
- Borderlands
- Drawn to Death
- Little Big Planet
- Super Mario 3D World
- Fifa
- Pirates don't get fingered
- Uncharted 2, 3, and 4 wasn't an adventure
- WipeOut HD
- Monkey Island games
- Day of the Tentacle
- Myst
- Mindmaze (from Encarta 95)
- Thimbleweed Park bugs
- Escape Rooms
- Yooka Laylee (+ Patch)
- Grim Fandango
- Winnie the Poo
- Britannica Encyclopaedias
- Tom Hanks
- LOST
- Guinness World Records
- Guinness Beer
- Michelin Stars & Tyers
- Ridleys Believe it or Not
- AIDS
- http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch.info
- Name changes
- Alec Guiness
- Tom Cruise
- Brad Pitt
- Jim Carrey
- Jordan Misfud
- Funny Accents
- Leisure Suit Larry
- Grand Theft Auto
- Seriously - What is an Adventure Game?!?
- Al, my gay mate
- No Mans Sky
- Game Fart is Relaxed / and / or / shit
- Do Adventure Games even exist?
# FARTMAIL / POST SHOW
- Welly Welsh Willie Introduction
- Welsh People
- Camp Guys Fifa Gang Bang
- Duke Nukem World Tour Event coming soon
- Nobody is playing Killzone
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GAME FART #17 - The Madcast Manly Games Special - Batman, Duke Nukem & Fifa
MEN. MANLY GAMES! Today, to celebrate being with Madcast for 10 weeks, we take time to appreciate all things MANLY and masculine in video games. Because, despite what you may believe, not all games are manly!
Things of course go off track quite spectacularly at times, but overall we did a pretty good job of staying on subject this week.
We also introduce a new alternative for our “news” segment for slower weeks, which we call THE RANDOM FART MACHINE. Thats nice too.
ENJOY MEN!
# RANDOM FART MACHINE
- Xbox One Exclusives
- Are game maps too big?
# GOOD Fart
- The Batman Arkham Series
# BAD Fart
- Fifa, Call of Duty & Other Yearly “Manchises"
# UGLY Fart
- Duke Nukem Forever
# Gets a Mention
- Dead Rising
- Rise of the Tomb Raider
- Red Dead Redemption
- Chuckle Brothers
- Wu-Tang Clang
- Aids drugs / Martin Shkreli
- Harambe
- Watch Dogs 2
- Zelda: Breast of the Wild
- Skyrim
- Tree Artists
- Peter Pan
- Star Wars / Leia
- The "Lay Her Leia" Movie
- Princess Diana: The Disney Movie
- Cinderella 3: A Twist In Time (With a full plot synopsis, spoilers)
- The Alphabet of Manliness
- Maddox body hair
- James Bond, government contractor
- Will-I-Am watches
- Gotham City gentrification
- South Park
- Whole Food Markets
- The Rent is too High
- Deus Ex
- Forced Menu Tutorials
- Assasins Creed
- Compulsory awards
- Grand Theft Auto
- You can't look at mens ass's in video games
- Anita Sarkeesian
- Metal Gear Solid
- Tomb Raider tits
- Alfred from Tomb Raider outtakes
- Pro Wrestling games
- Football Manager games & Brexit
- Fifa Story Mode
- The Frostbite Engine
- Need for Speed
- The Fast & The Furious
- Aaron Paul
- Gran Tourismo Sport
- Controller Destruction
- Babies Picking up Cars to Rescue Mums
- Fifa controls do nothing
- Mario Kart
- NBA VR
- American three letter sports leagues
- Fifa Premiere League
- Wrestling with men
- Women Fifa
- Arsenal Vs. Arsenal Reserves
- Having the last joke!
- Top Gear & Forza
- Casual girl gamers (The Sims, Candy Crush, some game where you manage a bakery)
- Sushi games on iPhone
- No Mans Sky (not very manly)
- Street Fighter
- Uncharted
- Duke Nukems parents
- Duke Nukems ButtBot
- Gay robots
- Fall Out 4
- Ballad of Gay Tony
- The last of Us
- Life is Strange
- The Sims
- Too many Nathans & Captain Jacks
- Mortimer
- Creepy Japanese Flirting Games
- Scatroulette.com
- Scat Parties & Scat confusion
- Was that last part racist by accident?
- Call of Duty
- Dead of Alive Beach Volleyball
- Get Out
- Cancer from a needle?
- Mole Rat cancer checks
- Head transplants
# Post Show
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- Commuter Joe Stag Suggestion
- Camp Guys Update
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North Korea seem to have decided the world needs a nuclear war, so we at GAME FART fight through the terror and fear of it all by discussing what the best way to wipe your ass is, and occasionally talk about a few war themed video games.
So buckle up and tighten your boots, it's GAME FART WAR!
# BAD Fart
- Real War Tasteless Entertainment
# GOOD Fart
- Accurate Representation of Wars in Games
# UGLY Fart
- The Sameness of the Characters
# Gets a Mention
- World War 2
- World War 3
- Conscription age & The Draft
- Bad luck to have a woman or Lord Matthew on the ship
- Kim Jung Il / Un
- Wen Wei Po Newspaper
- Execution by Bomb
- Emergency Bags
- Internet after the world ends
- Commandos
- Cannon Fodder
- Command and Conquer (Red Alert / Generals / Tiberian Sun)
- James Earl Jones
- Star Craft
- Age of Empires (Titans)
- Total War
- Epic Battle Simulator (or something like that)
- Camp Guy & Commuter Joe
- Battlefield 1
- Saving Private Ryan
- Battlefield Hard Line
- Blackadder (Goes Forth)
- Deus Ex
- Call of Duty Infinity
- Nazi Zombies
- Resistance: Fallen Men
- Wolfenstein
- Man in the High Castle
- Valiant Heart
- Aaron's Turtle with the Gammy Leg
- Killzone
- Destiny
- £10,000 on the App Store
- Clash of Titan Clan Bash Epic War Royale
- Call of Duty World At War & Modern Warfare 1 & 2 & 3 & Ghosts & Infinite
- Spitfires & Flight Simulators
- Medal of Honour D-Day Landing
- Braveheart
- Dynasty Warriors
- Mag on Playstation 3 with 256 Players
- War Hawk
- Battlefield
- Battlefront
- [Why are war games named so confusing?]
- Disneyland Storm Troopers
- Tony Baxter & The big gap in Disney he filled with LucasFilm
- Disney buying Star Wars
- Shadows of the Empire
- Star Wars Rouge Squadron & Rouge Leader
- Rebel Assault
- Dark Forces
- Jedi Academy
- Jedi Knight
- The 1999 Movie "Thrillseekers"
- Assassins Creed 3
- Yooka Laylee
- Jar Jar Binks
- Star Wars Rouge One
- Civilisation
- First deaths of World War 2
- 3000 Babies born in Auschwitz
- Toilet Paper rations (UK vs the USA)
- Andrex Washlets (Yes, this is a gaming podcast)
- How do you wipe your ass? (An extensive discussion)
- Youngest person in USA Army was 12
- Mojo Nixon (YOU CAN'T BUY BEER!)
- William Hitler was in the US Navy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Patrick_Stuart-Houston)
- Elephants who died in war
- Fart Points
- Aaron's War Facts
- Walt Disney
- Henry Ford & Hitler
- Arsène Wenger
- Peters Chelsea Shirt & Chelsea Facts
- Call of duty Black Ops
- Red Barron
- Ace Combat
- Crimson Skies
- Gears of War & Halo & Forza
- Call of Duty World War 3
- Conflict Desert Storm
- War names
- Uri Geller: 6 Day War
- Medal of Honour: War Fighter
- Barbies Voice (Yes, seriously, this is a gaming podcast)
- Action Mans blue pants
- G.I. Joe
- Mexican Spys
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- Camp Guy voicemail (having a baby)
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GAME FART #15 - Special Guests Bertie Peek & Chris Poole - Game Advert & Viral Video Producers
Another week, another GAME FART!
We have some awesome guests with us this week. CHRISTOPHER POOLE (http://cdpoole.com) and BERTIE PEEK (https://twitter.com/bertiepeek), two viral video producers from London who created some famous online video ads for No Mans Sky and The Last Guardian.
The topic this week was VIDEO GAME MARKETING and the tangents reach far and wide!
We also discus the little known naked Keith Chegwin game show, Dale Winton in Space and a great pitch for a new TV show titled "Fat House".
# Berties BAD Fart
- Over Sincere / Serious Marketing
# Lord Matthew GOOD Farts
- Doritos Game (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos_Crash_Course)
- GTA Fictional Adverts
# Christopher GOOD Farts
- David Lynch PlayStation 2 Ads
- Eating a PS2 Ad
# Aarons BAD Fart
- Being tricked by adverts
# Gets a Mention
- The other Game Fart podcast (it failed)
- Fasnashit
- No Mans Sky
- Bill Bailey No Mans Sky ad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKs7YTpSufY)
- Journey
- The Last Guardian
- 4Chan and the other Christopher Poole
- Dr Hoey - Turkish (Foreign) Dr Who (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxcMCr_lA7M)
- Ha Ha Ha Ha (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4)
- PlayStation 3 Japanese Launch & Dodgy Resales
- Living With Trico ad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M3X6lKwZ1k)
- Destiny
- Xbox Finger Gun ad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0VOM7e5Hug)
- Xbox Baby to Grave ad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyDMqdzPKb8)
- PlayStation Creepy Bug eyed girl ad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbHsa0qing)
- Sonic - 32 MEGA BYTE CARTRIDGE!
- GoldenEye fits on 4 Floppy Disks
- M.C. Kids (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.C._Kids)
- Burger King Sneak King (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o_lzS_O88k)
- Doritos Spice Blast / Doritos Chilli Heat Wave
- Cool Spot / 7Up Game
- LMA Manager & Beaver 84
- Beaver 84: MOTIVATIONAL (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sBTT6I-7qs)
- Gran Tourismo -> The Getaway
- The PlayStation 1 Free Dinosaur (Registration Demo One - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI1H1sQKtJY)
- Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 (98% On Metacritic)
- The Saddest Christopher: Sonic Unleashed
- Child of Eden
- Man Bites Dog
- Quantum Break
- PlayStation VR
- Rush of Blood
- VR Bandits
- Resident Evil
- Fallout 4
- Battlezone
- PlayStation VR Worlds
- Killzone Trailers
- Schoolboy console arguments
- Watchdogs
- GTA Adverts & Lazlo
- Borrow my Doggy
- Fat House
- Top Coppers
- Teeth (That vagina with teeth movie)
- Dale Winton In Space
- Space Cadets
- Keith Chegwins Naked Jungle (Bet you never expected that to come up on a gaming podcast)
- Celebrity Flatliners
- 10 Years Younger
- TV "Game" shows
- Patrick Moore the womaniser
- Gamesmaster
- Legends of Mir
- World of Warcraft
- Live & kicking
- SM:TV Live / Ant & Dec / CD:UK
- The Black Eyed Pees
- Planet of the Apps
- Apple is shit now
- Flipping Mattresses
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GAME FART #14 - Fuck me, what a weekend. The Game Fart boys are barely alive after an intensive lads weekend away to Budapest to celebrate their friend Alan's getting married. BUT HERE THEY ARE ANYWAY, DOING A PODCAST FOR ALL YOU LUCKY INTERNET SODS!
Not only that, but the Game Fart studio was blessed with the presence of the one and only RAYMOND NG - the best man of the wedding - to give some insights into the mentioned Budapest weekend, as well as various Nintendo games from his youth.
We messed around with the format a little bit this week, to each pitch a GOOD, BAD and UGLY fictional stag weekend, with various video game characters and gaming locations for the stag. That then combined with chillax Ray and our accumulative hangovers, resulted in a rather chilled out and extra funny episode of Game Fart, even though all of us felt like we were dead while we were making it. So, (as Maddox would say), you're welcome.
# GOOD
- Toad of Mario's Stag
- Donkey Kong in Spira Final Fantasy
# BAD
- Trevor from GTA V in Hyrule
# UGLY
- Dr Robotniks in Animal Crossing
# GETS A MENTION
- Our Brilliant Musician
- Super Junior
- Nathan Drake Dick Quick Time Events
- The Last of Us
- The Division
- Rays Xbox One
- Girlfriends buying Xbox One
- Rocket Leauge
- Destiny
- Duke Nukem 3D
- Fable
- Zelda: Accordion of Time
- Zelda: The New One for Switch
- Switch Pre-Orders
- Gears of War
- Wii Games
- F List UK TV Presenter, Ian Roe
- Quantum Shit Break
- No Mans Sky
- Max Payne 3
- Read Dead Redemption I & II
- Call of Duty
- Fifa
- Titan Fall 2
- Smite
- League of Legends
- Mario Kart
- Handcuffed Little People
- Stag Tricks
- Dildo Shopping (They cost £40)
- Our Mate Alan
- Aaron's Great Dildo Stag Prank (Failure)
- Stag Soup in a Vagina Bowl (LADS!!)
- Airport Pat Down
- The Stag Dildo
- The Ryan Air Limbo Loo
- Bubble Football
- Beer Bikes
- Fake Hungarian Castles
- The Theory of the Gay Finger (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/695142.stm)
- Dennis Rodman
- Kim Jung Un Pro Skater
- Aaron's Hungarian Museum Stalker
- Lord Matthews Grindr Stalker
- Robocop's Stag Weekend
- Darryl from The Walking Dead is... Naked Baby Man
# POST SHOW
- Voicemails (Camp Guy & Commuter Joe)
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GAME FART #13 - They say the number 13 is unlucky, and we'd have to agree. As there was a GAME FART DISASTER this week (and last), but fear not, for here is a great episode about sex which we prepared earlier!
We discuss everything SEX in video games and realise that video game sex isn't always that sexy, resulting in this week having (a GAME FART first) just 1 Good and 3 Bad farts.
This episode also spends a lot of time discussing the final fronteir that is the human ass hole, and once again is offensive to the Japanese. Sorry.
GAME FARRRRRRRTTTT!!!!!
# GOOD
- Sims Whoopie
# BAD
- Pokemon daycare sex
- Sonic Kissing Humans
- Censoring Of Ass Holes
# GETS A MENTION
- Pokésex at PokéDayCare
- Are All Pokemon Reptiles
- Transferring Pokemon
- Meowth Can't Get Consent
- Sims Cheat Codes to see sex
- Peters Sister Died Sleeping on a Bed
- Gay Sex in The Sims
- Murdering Yourself and your Sims
- Oliver the German Dick Head
- The Sims as a Parent Replacement
- Age of Empires
- Assassins Creed History
- Learning Social Skills through The Sims
- Everyone plays video games
- HMV
- Video Games are cool now
- The age of Gamers
- Parents spent money on furniture, not games
- XFactor & The Voice
- Goofy used to date a Cow
- PaRappa the Rapper
- Was Sonic Raped?
- GTA III Prostitute
- GTA V Tits
- Movies show Dicks Now
- Borat & Bruno - No Dicks & Dicks
- Japs Eye [racist term for urethra]
- Game of Thrones
- Ass holes in Games: The final Frontier
- Sacred Parts of a Dick
- French Perfume Ass Ad
- Cow & Chicken (Ass walker)
- Ren & Stimpy
- 90's Ass Cartoons
- Who will break the ass hole boundary? Is the ass hole off limits?
- Zak and Miri Make a Porno
- King of Queens
- Kevin James
- Brothers Grimsby
- The Simpsons Movie & Barts Dick
- First Person Dick
- Japanese Dating Sims
- Rape Lay
- Tooken
- Taken
- Airplane!
- Japans Weird Culture
- Matts date with the Japanese Man
- Japanese Infantilism
- Metal Gear Solid V is CRAZY
- Metal Gear Perving
- Commandos
- Peppe Le Rapist Skunk
- Uncharted 4
- Deus Ex
- Sleeping Dogs (Wei Shen Naked - but has Underwear)
- GTA Hot Coffee Mod
- GTA San Andreas
- Male Sexualisation
- Tomb Raider
- The Witcher
- Leisure Suit Larry
- Heavy Rain
- Final Fantasy
- Shitting without an Ass
- YouTube
- Final Fantasy Cutscene patch
- No Mans Sky
- Horizon Zero Dawn
- Zelda DLC
# POST SHOW
- Deus Ex DLC Rant
- Nintendo Switch Pricing
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GAME FART #12 - Oh my god, its episode twelve. When will this hell on Earth end.
This week we say fuck it and talk about video games biggest dicks. Because who exactly is the biggest asshole / twat / bastard and knob-end of video games industry anyway?
The guys discuss Aaron's wedding proposal, some bollocks about who's the most alpha male, and Duke Nukem for like the 10th time.
ENJOY!
# NEWS
- Mass Effect 4 Disaster Characters
- No Mans Sky is winning awards / updated
# UGLY
- Digital Homicide (and their fight with Jim Sterling)
# BAD
- The dog from Duck Hunt
# GOOD
- Duke Nukem & Trevor in GTA V
# GETS A MENTION
- Aaron's girlfriend
- Wedding dresses
- Weddings in games
- John Cleese Silly Walks
- Aliens / Prometheus
- Ghostbusters VR
- PSVR Discounts
- Titan Fall 2
- Tomb Raider
- Retro Polygon Tits
- Aarons headphone stroke
- What are noses made out of?
- Would boobs be good if they were made out of noses?
- Ask Jeeves
- Temple Run (Jungle Run?)
- Back to the Future should have won an Oscar
- Some VERY offensive accents we are very ashamed of
- Racism algorithms
- Racist Muppets
- Can Chinese people do French accents?
- Jafar
- Zelda: Breath of the Wild -- 2 out of 10 Farts
- Maths and tests
- GCSE's / SAT's
- Top Set / Second Set at school
- Hurt Locker legal cases
- Nintendo Fans are scary
- Racial Slurs - Freedom of Speech?
- The Ku Klux Klan (Unendorsed by GAME FART)
- Dreamcast DLC 17 years later
- Moose Boot Discs
- Adam Koralik
- Kids are good at XBOX
- Duke Nukem Death Matches online
- Playing online is like learning to paint
- GTA V
- Starting games again when you didn't finish them
- Far Cry bad guys
- Johnny Bravo
- Top Gun callsigns
- The Interview with The Vampire callsigns
- Podawful Jesses' porn star doppelganger (NOT SAFE FOR WORK - LITERALLY PORN - http://bit.ly/2o8JQsJ - Skip to 06:30 to see Jesse lookalike lifted by a strong female character)
- Point and Click Game Dickheads
- The Walking Dead
- Who's the Alpha on Game Fart?
- Procedurally generated dinosaurs
# HOME WORK
- Leave us a review
- Play Duke Nukem 3D on PS4 online
- Play Thimbleweed Park
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- Fartmail (Compliments / A game for work / Overwatch / Kinda Funny fall out)
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GAME FART #11 - Here we are - bringing you a GAME FART - even when we are one man down!
This week, Aaron is away on a top secret wedding proposal weekend with his girlfriend, so we bring you an unusually quiet GAME FART, lacking Aaron's loud screeching statistics. BUT FEAR NOT! Because we have stand up comedian James Loveridge in the studio taking his place.
James is famous for his legendary (sometimes naked) Edinburgh Fringe comedy shows, forgetting to purchase JamesLoveridge.com, and for playing forward in Welsh Premier League club Port Talbot Town.
As James is a professional "comic" we decided to go ahead and do a FUNNY GAMES SPECIAL - so the guys* talk the GOOD, the BAD and the UGLY of COMEDY GAMING.
* (Speaking of “guys” - we will get a girl on the show one day, honest! I mean, we have asked like 5 and none of them want to go on GAME FART. We have no idea why.)
# GOOD
- Monkey Island
# BAD
- Leisure Suit Larry
# UGLY
- South Park N64 era Games
# GETS A MENTION
- James Loveridge footballer
- Video filming camera phones
- Fish slapping (https://youtu.be/-hEpPXyf4g8)
- Cool School Friends
- James Loveridges Quiff (http://imgur.com/zZvJ6he)
- The cool kids at school
- Peaking at 16
- "THE DOGS"
- Ocarina of Time
- OG Xbox
- Living with girlfriends
- Red Dead Redemption
- James getting an XBOX one
- Skyrim
- Morrowind
- Fallout 4
- No Mans Sky
- Destiny
- Neat and Tidy phone contacts
- Alann A Batty Colon (sp?)
- Cyber email (http://imgur.com/knSAjiQ)
- Donald Trump + Son
- Royal Family Gay porn
- Famous Gay Porn Stars
- Pixiwoo
- Internet Tits
- Naked Gun
- Tom Green Vs Jim Carrey
- Golden Eye
- Turok
- Blockbuster
- South Park (+ Rally / Chefs Love Shack / Stick of Truth)
- XBOX Audio Ripping
- Chumbawamba
- Lan Parties
- 9/11 Truthers
- Battlefield 1942
- Battlefield 1
- Call of Duty (+ Advanced Warfare)
- CeX
- Fringe Festival
- SPANK
- Clash of Clans
- Game Addiction
- Crazy Ex Girlfriend
- Completists
- All4 Achievements
- A short stint in prison
- James non-rapist friend
- The Witness
- Action Replay
- Forza Horizons
- Resident Evil 2
- Ms Gritty-pierce (sp?)
- Cream like white HP sauce
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- Fartmail (Helen / The Witness & Jack / Longest Sitting)
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Game Fart is a FASNASTIC LTD. production, now proudly brought to you via the MADCAST MEDIA NETWORK!
To celebrate joining Madcast - and in celebration of Colin Moriarty getting backstabbed by his "best friends" for a (lets face it) "2 out of 10 on the offensive scale" joke, we bring you (the mostly uncensored) GAME FART OFFENSIVE GAME SPECIAL!
We start with a few quick apologies to various people we have wronged over our last 9 episodes (Anita Sarkeesian, Uri Geller, People of Africa) to name but a few...), move onto the subject of South Parks big black dildos (they are brilliant, every game should have them), discuss the pros and cons of Letitia the trash lady (a notorious character from the Deus Ex universe), and finish with a discussion on why Australia ban so many things (which descends into some un-defendable asian accent impersonations).
It's all downhill after the first few minutes really.
None of us are proud of this episode, but it had to be done. So don't say we didn't warn you!
FART FART FART FART FART FART FART GAME FART: It's arguably the most offensive episode of Game Fart yet.
# GOOD
- South Park The Stick of Truth (and its infamous dildo scene)
# BAD
- Deus Ex: Human Revolutions Letitia the trash lady
# UGLY
- Banned offensive content
# GETS A MENTION
- Dov Kats, Alleged Paedophile
- Women's brain sizes
- Uri Gellers shooting
- Aarons Gay Brother
- The Aids Epidemic in Africa
- Joining Madcast / Recap on who we are
- Saints Row / Grand Theft Auto / Conkers Bad Fur Day / Leisure Suit Larry
- Peters "Butt Fuck your Grandad" Game
- Mohammed / Disabled Children / Whats more offensive?
- Kanye West in South Park
- GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony
- Game of Thrones / dicks on TV and in games
- Duke Nukem 3D Nipple Tassels
- RapeLay (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RapeLay)
- Japanese Tentacle Monsters
- Peters "Try not to Suck Off Hitler Simulator" game
- An infinite universe of Ubi Soft games
- Next Assassins Creed Game
- TV shows where people go missing and come back
- Making a Murderer
- Deus Ex: Human Revolution: Directors Commentary
- Metal Gear Solid / Ratchet and Clank
- Sleeping Dogs accents
- Inglourious Basterds
- LOST Dubbing Issues and Insanities
- Peters THE DUB (http://imgur.com/eTTxWDo)
- Arnold Schwarzenegger Country Accent
- Farmer Die Hard
- Farmers and Pirates have the same voices
- The Pirate Years
- Vikings and their boats
- For Honour (A GAME! SERIOUSLY! A GAME AS A SUBJECT ON OUR GAMING PODCAST!)
- Vikings and their hats
- Japanese Silk Armour
- Wolfenstein 3D
- Germanys banning of Swastikas
- Carmageddon
- Battlefield 1
- Compulsory Moustaches
- Willy Grooming Kits
- Nightmare Willy Unscrewing / Dropping your Dick down the Toilet
- Dragon Ball Z Penises
- Mr Popo (http://teamfourstar.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Popo)
- Offensive Spanish Candy
- Black Pete (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet)
- Sleeping Dogs
- Message from Maddox & Rucka
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It's GAME FART EPISODE #9..... Oh wait....
NO IT'S NOT!
This is our ninth episode, so for a bit a fun, we are doing something special. WE ARE REWINDING BACK TO 2016! YEAH! THAT YEAR THAT EVERYBODY LOVED!
What you will hear today (which is all brand new content for you) is actually GAME FART EPISODE #1.... wait, no.... zero? Hang on, this is confusing.
Let us explain.
Before we launched Game Fart we recorded four test episodes. A "Prequel Tetralogy" if you will. This is "Episode #1" of those (previously never released) "prequel" episodes, meaning, technically, this is episode "# MINUS 4" of Game Fart, if you will.
Isn't this exciting!
In this episode today (actually in August 2016 and actually episode negative four, keep up) the guys discuss...
# NEWS
- There isn't any! We hadn't added that to the format yet!
# GOOD
- Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (Quite topical in August 2016!)
# BAD
- Pre-Order DLC (Shit in 08/16 and still shit now)
# UGLY
- No Mans Sky (Had a massive update since we recorded this, but to be honest, our stance hasn't changed!)
# GETS A MENTION
- Original Game Fart intro music (it's a bunch of live farts)
- Augmented Dicks
- Oscar Pistorius
# POST SHOW
- Deus Ex: Mankind Divided gameplay
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WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIVES?!?
2 OUT OF THREE OF US ARE 30 NOW, FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Its Game Fart Numero Eight. And this episode was a right mare' to edit.
While every other gaming podcast is doing the 'done thing' of 2016 gaming in review & 2017 predictions, Game Fart decided to instead do the year in review.... for 1997. TWIST!
We also have a very special guest appearance by internet legend Maddox in this episode (click bait)
# NEWS
- Australians get refunds (No Mans Sky)
- Dov Katz at Oculus Rift is arrested
# GOOD
- Grand Theft Auto
# BAD
- Blind Faith
# UGLY
- 1997 Games don't play well anymore
# GETS A MENTION
- iTunes Refunds
- Sonic Jam
- Final Fantasy 7
- Mario Kart 64
- "DON'T LOOK AT MY SCREEN!"
- Fall Out
- Turok (Dinosaur Hunter)
- Tekken
- Golden Eye
- Blast Corps
- Croc (again)
- Star Wars Rouge One Review (and the saga of Peters piss sand)
- Wheres My Blue Fish? (Rip off Pixar Movies)
- TOYS (Robin Williams Movie)
- Deus Ex
- Batman Arkham Knight (Retro clothing)
- 90's Gaming Magazines
- Fuck No Mans Sky (X3)
- E.T. Games / The Landfill
- Angry Video Game Nerd Movie
- The return of Jesus Christ
- Mario 64
- Pens
- Tomb Raider (and more on Tomb Raider circumcision disasters)
- Gran Tourismo games
- BLEEMCAST!
- Urban Legends of video games
- Star Fox 64 / Lylat Wars
- Do a Barrel Roll
- Memory Cards Vs. QR Codes
- Ask Jeeves (again)
- Googles Rockhopper Penguin Ad (Mandella Effect?!?)
- The Death of Princess Diana
- College in the U.S.A. Vs. U.K.
# POST SHOW
- Actual 2016 & 2017 Thoughts!
- Ratchet & Clank 2016
- Silicon Valley & Last Man on Earth
- Fire Watch
- Quantum Break
- Street Fighter V
- PlayStation VR
- Assassins Creed
- Robot Dinosaur Game #2
- Red Dead Redemption
- Resident Evil VR (& Here They Lie)
- The Subway Sandwich Disaster
- Bad Sonic Games & Human Knuckles
- Day of The Tentacle & Full Throttle Member Berries
- Butt Fuck Your Grandad (NOT SUPPORTED! / NOT RECOMMENDED! / NOT SAFE! / ADULTS ONLY! Also Mac only... http://www.megafileupload.com/8ecq/ButtFuckGrandad.app.zip)
- WE ARE NOT AUSTRALIAN, we are ESSEX
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It's CHRISSSTTTTTTMMAAASSS!!!!!
Everyone knows Christmas is about two things only *
1) Getting video games for Christmas
2) Farts after dinner
So lets be honest, GAME FART IS PERFECT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
This week is a Christmas special. Have fun, and MERRY GAMEFARTMAS!
(* Guess it's also about someone called Jesus too, but only slightly)
# NEWS
- There is a new fancy expensive controller for "Professionals"
- Super Mario Run (Don't listen to journalists, it's shit, Chuckle World is better)
- Suicide Squad Game is cancelled (Oh Nooooooo!)
# GOOD
- New Consoles At Christmas
# BAD
- Somethings missing or Broken & Engaging the family
# UGLY
- Our own Christmas Greed
# GETS A MENTION
- Our Christmas & Football Number 1
- THIS WEEKS ETHICAL QUESTION: DDoS Attacks (Had watched an old Hey Arnold on YouTube before recording this ep...)
- Street Fighter
- Turbo Buttons
- Peters unprofessional emails
- Lord of the Rings Game
- Shadows of Moordoor
- Game of Thrones
- Red Dwarf
- New Batman Game Not By The Same People Who Made Those Good Ones
- "REMMEMBER ME?!?!"
- Uncharted 4 - Nathen Drake Mass Murderer
- Duck Hunt
- Aaron's Gay Brother is more Successfull Than Him
- Atari Consoles
- Game Gear
- Tetris
- Power Packs
- Splinter Cell
- BUZZ
- Hasbro Family Pack / Trivial Pursuit
- Peter Shit Himself when he got a SNES (click bait)
- Arcade Gaming
- The Pac-Man Air Hockey Game (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z4XBIh_3MI)
- House of the Dead Overkill
- Spider-Man 3 for PS3
- Wolfenstein 3D
- Duck Hunt Again
- Smoked Salmon
- Christmas Crackers
- Board Games
- The Big Bang Theory
- Jay from The Inbetweeners / https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88b1rl5tpgGxK5I-fL7hIw
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Our awesome intro song (and this Christmas version of it!) is by www.marcelocataldo.com - https://soundcloud.com/marcelo-cataldo/ - Show more
