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  • ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ– Fazoli's Review: Breadsticks, Nostalgic Pasta, and the Trader Joe's Restroom ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ

    This week, Sabrina Carmichael (@brina711) and I finally put Fazoli's to the Chili's Test. Between "unlimited" breadsticks, pasta that reminds me of my mom's pasta, overly sweet desserts, and a pizza that looked like it had been "touched," Fazoli's delivered one of the more unique fast-fast dining experiences I've ever had.

    ๐Ÿ Spaghetti with Meat Sauce Unlocks Childhood Memories (Plus: My Homemade Garlic Pasta Sandwiches!)
    ๐Ÿฅ– Breadsticks Better Than Olive Garden's
    ๐Ÿ• The Double Slice is Presented Interestingly...
    ๐Ÿง€ Fettuccine Alfredo Rocks Sabrina's World
    ๐Ÿช Great American Cookie Desserts Are Sweet Enough to Cause Structural Damage
    ๐Ÿฅค Sabrina's DIY Arnold Palmer Goes Wrong
    ๐Ÿ“ฆ Breadsticks-To-Go? Not On Their Watch!
    ๐Ÿงน To Bus or Not to Bus? An Existential Crisis
    ๐Ÿšป What Men Use Hooks for in Public Restroom Stalls - A Cautionary Tale
    ๐ŸŽญ Sabrina Gets Poetic About the Magic of Musso & Frank Grill

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: What's the best chain restaurant breadstick in America?

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    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Sabrina Carmichael | IG: @brina711

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas, Joyce Van, & Robert McLaughlin

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    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, Travis Langley, & Jewell Hermann

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    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Renae Michael, Crystal C., & NiZ

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: A few months out from Septemburger 2026, I cover the history of the No. 7 seed Smashburger with Bennett Cohen.

  • ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ– Fazoli's: Admitting they Can't Compete with Pizza, the "Breadstick Express," and Dr. Lee Zagna ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ

    This week, Sabrina Carmichael (@brina711) joins me to explore the history of Fazoli's, a restaurant that looked at the pizza wars and wisely decided, "No thanks." Instead of trying to battle the delivery giants head-on, Fazoli's carved out a niche with pasta, breadsticks, and a surprisingly unique place in the fast food landscape. Along the way, we uncover one of the strangest restaurant name changes ever and even though my guest "grew up loving Fazoli's," she'd never actually been..???

    ๐Ÿ Originally "Gratzi's" (But the Public Confused it with Wayne Gretzky)
    ๐Ÿ• The Self-Realization that they Can't Compete with the Pizza Giants
    ๐Ÿฅ– The Legendary Breadstick Express (My New Actual Dream Car)
    ๐Ÿฉบ Dr. Lee Zagna in Fazoli's Marketing
    ๐Ÿ“ˆ How Fazoli's Found Success as Fast Food Italian
    ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Customers Compare It More to Olive Garden Than McDonald's
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ The Heat Lamp: Sabrina's Got Buffet Strategy
    ๐Ÿ’„ Yelp from Strangers: A Customer Gets Called "Old" and Takes Shots at the Cashier's Makeup

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: What's your stance on salad at a buffet?

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    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Sabrina Carmichael | IG: @brina711

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas, Joyce Van, & Robert McLaughlin

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    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, Travis Langley, & Jewell Hermann

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    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Renae Michael, Crystal C., & NiZ

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We eat our Fazoli's to put it to the Chili's Test. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ†

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  • ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅ” MOOYAH Review: They Sure Know Their Way Around a Potato...and Beef ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ”

    This week, Sandy Rose and I put MOOYAH Burgers, Fries & Shakes to the Chili's Test. I'm not lying when I say that all of their potato things are top notch. The fries taste fresh, the chips are just as good as the fries, and the BUNS! Potato buns have rented space in my daydreams (did that make sense...?) because they're all I can think about.

    ๐Ÿ” The MDC Shows Why MOOYAH Should Be Huge
    ๐Ÿง… The Well D'Onion Divides Sandy and I (We'll be okay tho...)
    ๐ŸŒญ The Hamburdog is as Fun to Say As It Is to Consume
    ๐ŸŸ French Fries That You Can Taste the Skin
    ๐Ÿฅ” House-Made Potato Chips Somehow Aren't a Downgrade
    ๐Ÿฅค Reese's vs. OREO Milkshakes
    ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ A Sweet Employee Who Sounds Like She Was Trained by the Brand Itself
    ๐Ÿ˜ฌ The Manager Gives Off "Nobody Wants to Work Anymore" Vibes

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Would you order a Hamburdog, or are you higher class than that?

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    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Sandy Rose

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas, Joyce Van, & Robert McLaughlin

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    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

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    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: The history of fast food Italian chain Fazoli's.

  • ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ MOOYAH: Better Burger Boom, Secret Menus, and Bird Poop ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”

    This week, Sandy Rose joins me to break down the history of MOOYAH Burgers, Fries & Shakes, a burger chain that emerged from the "better burger" gold rush and somehow managed to stay decent even after private equity got involved. Along the way, Sandy and I debate whether being pooped on by a bird is actually good luck, unpack MOOYAH's aggressively goofy brand voice, and discover that apparently every restaurant chain on Earth is trying to expand into Dubai.

    ๐Ÿ” Founded by Veterans During the "Better Burger" Wave
    ๐Ÿคฃ The Chain's Extremely Silly Brand Voice
    ๐Ÿ“œ The Hall of Dang and the Magic of Secret Menus
    ๐ŸŒ Dubai Expansion Because EVERYONE'S Doing It
    ๐Ÿ’ฐ Surviving Private Equity Ownership Without Losing the Plot
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ The Heat Lamp: Sandy Claims You Shouldn't Need a Drink with Dinner
    ๐Ÿ’˜ Yelp from Strangers: A Cashier Accidentally Helps a Customer Get Laid

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: What's the greatest secret menu item of all time?

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    ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Sandy Rose

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas, Joyce Van, & Robert McLaughlin

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    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

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    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C., NiZ

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We head to MOOYAH to review the food and put it to the Chili's Test.

  • ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ Gen Korean BBQ House Review: Incredible Meats, Stingy Napkins, and Disappointing Wagyu ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅฉ

    We're back at GEN Korean BBQ House with Jon Durnell (@jon024durnell), and this meal absolutely delivers. Even if we die of smoke inhalation, the genuinely fantastic cuts of meat allow Gen to put together one of the strongest overall food experiences I've had in a while...even if the service staff was "napkin stingy."

    ๐Ÿฅฉ LA-Style Galbi Always Delivers
    ๐Ÿ– Premium Skirt Steak with Garlic Brings Us Close to Orgasm
    ๐Ÿฅ’ Banchan Parade: Pickled Onions, Radish, Kimchi, Potato Salad & More
    ๐Ÿฅญ Mango Tango Bites and Hotteok Close Things Out Strong
    ๐Ÿฆ Jon Is NOT Feeling the Shrimp
    ๐Ÿ„ A5 Wagyu Somehow Underwhelms
    ๐Ÿงป The Staff Guards Napkins Like State Secrets
    ๐Ÿฅ— A Sign at the Front Takes a Shot at Vegetarians
    ๐Ÿ† Calibration Station: Jon Names a Steak Worth Killing For While Absolutely Destroying Shoney's

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Have you ever had Korean BBQ?

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    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Jon Durnell | IG: @jon024durnell

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas, Joyce Van, & Robert McLaughlin

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers:
    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C.

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: I dive into the history of MOOYAH Burgers, Fries & Shakes with the returning Sandy Rose.

  • ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ Gen Korean BBQ House: Meat Deets, Costco Gift Cards, and KBBQ History ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅฉ

    This week, Jon Durnell (@jon024durnell) joins me to break down the history of Gen Korean BBQ House, one of the fastest-growing Korean BBQ chains in America. From SoCal beginnings to a nationwide expansion strategy powered in part by Costco gift cards, Gen's rise is surprisingly fascinating. Plus, we debut a brand-new segment called Meat Deets, where we dig into the broader history of Korean BBQ itself.

    ๐Ÿฅฉ Gen's California Origins and Expansion to Nearly 60 Locations
    ๐Ÿ›’ The Surprisingly Effective Costco Gift Card Strategy
    ๐Ÿค The Founders Were in a Proverbial Commonlaw Marriage
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ MEAT DEETS: The Centuries-Long History of Korean BBQ
    ๐ŸŒŽ Why Los Angeles Koreatown Became America's KBBQ Capital
    ๐Ÿ– The "LA Style" of Galbi That Korea Adopted Back
    ๐Ÿฅฌ How Korea Perfected Pickling Before Mastering Meat
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ The Heat Lamp: Jon Declares IHOP A Superior Fighting Arena Than Waffle House
    ๐Ÿ“ž Yelp from Strangers: A Furious Late-Night Wake-Up Call from Gen Management

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Is LA the true capital of Korean BBQ outside Korea itself?

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    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Jon Durnell | IG: @jon024durnell

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas, Joyce Van, & Robert McLaughlin

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers:
    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C.

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We head to Gen Korean BBQ House to review the food and put it to the Chili's Test.

  • ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿค– Tony Roma's Review: Robot Waiters, Trying All the Ribs, and "Champion or Chumpion" ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ–

    We're back at Tony Roma's with Gabe Legg (@gabe_legg), and this visit throws us for a loop almost immediately thanks to a ROBOT WAITER gliding through the dining room like Tony Roma's like a better Roomba. Between three different rib styles, Gabe trying lobster tail for the first time ever, and a human waiter who refused to accept me turning down his upsell, this meal was a bizarre little journey.

    ๐Ÿ– Ribs Ad Infinitum: Beef, St. Louis, & Baby Back
    ๐Ÿฆž Gabe Tries Lobster Tail for the First Time Ever
    ๐Ÿค– A Robot Waiter Steals the Show
    ๐Ÿ’ธ The Human Waiter Judges Me for Declining a Bargain
    ๐Ÿ“บ We Rate the "Show Us Your Rib Face" Contest Winners
    ๐ŸŽญ Vibes Swing Wildly Between Medieval Times and Bank Office
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ Gabe's Worst Restaurant Experience: Bad Melting Pot Energy
    ๐Ÿซ• Gabe's Best Restaurant Experience: Literally The Melting Pot

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Would a robot waiter improve your dining experience, or make it weirder?

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    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Gabe Legg | IG: @gabe_legg

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas, Joyce Van, & Robert McLaughlin

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    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

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    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C.

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: I dive into the history of Gen Korean BBQ House with Jon Durnell.

  • ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”ฅ Tony Roma's: The Rib Pivot That Took Over the World (and Then Left America?) ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ–

    This week, Gabe Legg (@gabe_legg) joins me to unpack the history of Tony Roma's, a restaurant that stumbled into ribs, built an empire on them, and somehow ended up bigger overseas than in the US. From Playboy beginnings to NFL ownership to a string of financial shakeups, Tony Roma's might be one of the strangest success (if you can call it that?) stories in chain restaurant history.

    ๐Ÿ– A Random Rib Special That Completely Rewrote the Menu
    ๐Ÿธ Tony Roma & Hugh Hefner
    ๐Ÿˆ A Dallas Cowboys Owner Added Tony Roma's to His Portfolio
    ๐Ÿ“‰ Bought, Sold, Flipped, Bankrupted...Repeat?
    ๐Ÿ“บ "Show Us Your Rib Face" Is a Messy But Clever Campaign
    ๐Ÿง… The Onion Loaf: The Bloomin' Onion's Spiritual Cousin
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ The Heat Lamp Debuts: Gabe Fires Off His Controversial Restaurant Hot Take
    ๐Ÿคข Yelp from Strangers: Violent Illness Still Nets FOUR STARS??

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: How do you like your ribs?

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    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Gabe Legg | IG: @gabe_legg

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas, Joyce Van, & Robert McLaughlin

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers:
    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C.

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We put Tony Roma's to the Chili's Test and see if the ribs hold up.

  • ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ฅ Zaxby's Review: Fingerz, Wings, and a Whole Lot of Disagreement ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—

    We're back at Zaxby's with Alex Stedman (@alex.paisley.stedman), and this one is...divisive. We did not see eye to eye on a LOT of these items, the vibes were aggressively brown, and one unexpected menu item rose above it all as the most consistent treat.

    ๐Ÿ— Fingerz & Wings Meal with Tongue Torch Sauce Sparks Debate
    ๐Ÿž Texas Toast Holds It Down (As It Usually Does) for Michael Only
    ๐ŸฅŸ Veggie Egg Rolls Somehow Become the MVP
    ๐Ÿฅ’ Fried Pickles: Alex Says Nay
    ๐Ÿช Chocolate Chip Cookie Is Straight-Up Garbage
    ๐Ÿฐ Fried Cheesecake Bites with Strawberry Sauce (Alex Only!)
    ๐Ÿค  "Retro Farmhouse" Decor That Feels More Like a Saloon
    ๐ŸŽญ Alex's Best & Worst Restaurant Stories: Rule-Breaking Fallout vs. Recency Bias

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: How does Zaxby's compare to the other chicken chains?

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    ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Alex Stedman | IG: @alex.paisley.stedman

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas, Joyce Van, & Robert McLaughlin

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

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    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, & Crystal C.

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: I dive into the history of Tony Roma's with Gabe Legg.

  • ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ฅ Zaxbys: Sauce Boss, $16K Beginnings, and the Cult of the Z ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—

    Brought to you by the 2025 Septemburger Tournament bracket winner Craig Majors, this week, I'm joined by actress and improvisor Alex Stedman (@alex.paisley.stedman) to break down the history of Zaxbys. From a tiny college chicken joint called "Zax" to a 1,000+ location powerhouse, this is a story of an obsession with the letter Z that borders on ztupid. We dig into their rise, their ownership changes, and how this Southern favorite carved out its niche in the chicken wars. Also which is a better improv name: Tony Townley or Bernard Acoca?

    ๐Ÿ— Humble Beginnings: Just $16,000 and a Dream Called "Zax"
    ๐Ÿ“ˆ Rapid Growth to Over 1,000 Locations Nationwide
    ๐Ÿ’ฐ Acquisition by Goldman Sachs (Now Do Me Next!)
    ๐Ÿ‘” New Leadership from a Former El Pollo Loco CEO
    ๐Ÿ“บ "Sauce Boss" Ads That Don't Deliver on the Promised Vibe
    ๐Ÿ”ค A Brand Identity Built Almost Entirely Around the Letter Z
    ๐Ÿšฝ Alex's Dream Restaurant #1: Eat on a Toilet for Maximum Efficiency
    ๐Ÿ’˜ Alex's Dream Restaurant #2: A Dining Experience for Singles to Meet
    โญ Yelp from Strangers: Ken R. Decides His Wife Also Won't Be Returning

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Is the Zaxbys branding genius, or just a little too Zilly (I'm not proud of that...)?

    ๐Ÿ“ข SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY:
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    ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Alex Stedman | IG: @alex.paisley.stedman

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers:
    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C.

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: It's time to put Zaxbys to the Chili's Test with Alex Stedman.

  • ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ Torchy's Tacos Review: Damn Good (Hey! That's Their Slogan!) ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒฎ

    We're back at Torchy's Tacos with my mom Sue Ornelas, and despite forgotten items, cooled-off food, and a few service hiccups, this ended up being a remarkably positive experience. The decor is packed with personality (pitchfork door handles are peak), and the food carries the day. Also, we unpack the long-standing psychological damage Torchy's has done to me assuming guacamole has cheese on it.

    ๐ŸŒฎ The Threesome: Tomatillo Salsa, Guacamole (with Cotija cheese smh...), and Queso
    ๐ŸŒฝ Street Corn That Shows Up Ready to Play
    ๐ŸŒฎ Taco Gauntlet: The Democrat, Green Chile Pork, Brushfire, Wrangler, and Baja Shrimp
    ๐Ÿฉ Churros Close Things Out Strong
    ๐Ÿง€ Cotija vs. "Cojita": A Full Mandela Effect Crisis
    ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Torchy's Made Me Ask If Guac Has Cheese Everywhere Else
    ๐Ÿด Service Misfires But at Least They're Nice About It
    ๐Ÿฐ Sue's Best & Worst Restaurant Stories: Sleeping Waiters and a Real-Life Wine Castle

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Does great food outweigh bad service, or is that a dealbreaker for you?

    ๐Ÿ“ข SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY:
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    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Sue Ornelas

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers:
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    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C.

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: I cover the restaurant requested by my Septemburger bracket winner, a fried chicken chain called Zaxby's with actor, comedian, and friend Alex Stedman.

  • ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ Torchy's Tacos: From Trailer Park to Taco Empire (Damn Good Origins!) ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒฎ

    This week, I'm joined by my mom, Sue Ornelas, to dig into the history of Torchy's Tacos. From humble trailer beginnings to an expanding national chain, Torchy's built its reputation on pork tacos, the devil, and tacos named after political affiliations. We talk about its early days, the wild marketing stunts, and whether this Austin-born taco spot has what it takes to become one of the next dominant Mexican chains in America (eagle sound).

    ๐ŸŒฎ Founder Hustle: Free Tacos from a Red Vespa to Build the Brand
    ๐Ÿ•๏ธ Trailer Park Origins and Eating at the Original Location
    ๐Ÿ“ฃ The "Damn Good" Slogan Came Straight from Customers
    ๐ŸŽ‰ SXSW Parachute Drop Is Badass
    ๐Ÿ“ˆ Expansion Across 15+ States and Growing Fast
    ๐Ÿ”ฎ Could Torchy's Become the Next Big National Mexican Chain?
    ๐ŸŽก Sue's Dream Restaurant: A Game Show Wheel That Builds Your Meal
    ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ Yelp Drama: Staff Steals Your Purse and Still 3 Stars?!

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Is Torchy's actually "Damn Good," or just great marketing?

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    ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Sue Ornelas (my mom!)

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

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    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C.

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We're back w/my mom to put Torchy's Tacos to the Chili's Test.

  • ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘ป The Burger Den (Denny's?!): We Ate INSIDE a Ghost Kitchenโ€ฆ and It Felt Illegal ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”

    Ansley Layne (@spookyfoodie) and I return to paranormally investigate The Burger Den, exceptโ€ฆwe're now criminals. Eating inside the Denny's, being served like it was completely normal, despite the Burger Den being take-out only?? My stars!! Our waitress actually served us despite not expecting a tip (which she DID receive), the food ranged from "dad cooked this" to "please stop cooking," and there was a claw machine full of absolute nonsense.

    ๐Ÿ” Wake & Bacon Burger and the Double the Fun Burger (But Not Actually That Burger)
    ๐ŸŸ Wavy Fries That Get Worseโ€ฆand Worseโ€ฆand Worse
    ๐Ÿง… Onion Rings That Save the Food Somewhat
    ๐Ÿฅค Oreo & Strawberry Shakes
    โ“ The Mystery of the All-American Sauce Remains UNSOLVED
    ๐Ÿšฝ A Bathroom So Bad Ansley Refuses to Participate
    ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ Unexpected Table Service at a "Takeout-Only" Dining Concept
    ๐ŸชŸ Transparent Ad Screens That Feel Like Sci-Fi
    ๐Ÿงธ Claw Machine with Italian AI Brain Rot Plushies (including the Legendary Tire Frog)

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Would YOU eat inside a ghost kitchen if you technically weren't supposed to?

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    ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Ansley Layne | IG: @spookyfoodie

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers:
    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C.

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: I dive into the history of Torchy's Tacos with my mom.

  • ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ฆ Ghost Kitchens: The Pandemic, Chain Alter Egos, and Uber's Co-Founder ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘ป

    This week, I'm joined by Ansley Layne (@spookyfoodie) for a haunted deep dive into the world of ghost kitchens. We tell the entire history like a ghost story, tracing how these delivery-only concepts rose from the shadows to dominate the pandemic era. From secret alternate restaurant identities on delivery apps to celebrity-backed virtual brands, this episode pulls back the curtain on one of the most fascinating and unsettling trends in modern dining. And yes, multiple Yelp reviewers feel personally obligated to warn us that The Burger Denโ€ฆ is just Denny's.

    ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ The Rise of Ghost Kitchens During the COVID-19 Pandemic
    ๐Ÿ“ฑ Restaurant Alter Egos Hiding in Plain Sight on Delivery Apps
    ๐Ÿš— The Uber Connection and the Tech Behind the Movement
    ๐Ÿ” Celebrity Ghost Kitchens including the infamous MrBeast Burger
    ๐Ÿ‘ป Eat Deets Told Entirely as a Ghost Story
    ๐ŸŒด Ansley's Dream Restaurant Becomes a Haunted Rainforest Cafe
    ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Yelp Reviewers Desperate to Expose The Burger Den
    ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Which Chains Are Secretly Operating Under Different Names?

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Have you ever accidentally ordered from a ghost kitchen without realizing it?

    ๐Ÿ“ข SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY:
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    ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Ansley Layne | IG: @spookyfoodie

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers:
    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We step into The Burger Den and put this ghost kitchen to The Chili's Test to see if the disguise holds up.

  • ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ Long John Silver's Review: Pirate Music, Fried Sea Water, and Puke Breaks ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

    We're back with Part 2 of Long John Silver's, and my cousin Emma Danger returns as we finally taste what the seafood chain has to offer. There are a few bright spots. The pirate-style orchestral covers of popular songs are delightful, and the Captain's Bell looming overhead feels like a reward we desperately wanted them to earn (though they didn't). Unfortunately, most of the visit sails straight into rough waters, from questionable plumbing ergonomics to fried bits that taste suspiciously like the ocean itself.

    ๐ŸŸ Fried Everything (Including the Grilled Shrimp I tried to Order)
    ๐ŸŸ Waffle Fries and Hush Puppies Join the Feast
    ๐Ÿซ Chocolate Cheesecake Tries to Save the Day (and yes, I actually try it)
    ๐Ÿง‚ Krumbs That Taste Like "Fried Sea Water"
    ๐Ÿšฝ Toilet Flushers So High You're Forced to Use Your Hands (Who does that??)
    ๐ŸŽถ Surprisingly Great Pirate Orchestrations of Popular Songs
    ๐Ÿฅค Emma's Favorite Item of the Meal Is...a Pepsi
    ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Emma Shares the Best and Worst Meals of Her Life (including her best giving her imposter syndrome)
    ๐Ÿ“Š Long John Silver's Faces The Chili's Test

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Are Long John Silver's Krumbs a delicacy or a disaster?

    ๐Ÿ“ข SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY:
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    ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Emma Danger

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers:
    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: For the 100th restaurant on the main podcast feed, we dive into the world of ghost kitchens with Spooky Foodie (Ansley Layne), focusing on The Burger Den, the Denny's-created delivery-only concept.

  • ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŸ Long John Silver's: Toy Lawsuits, Abandoned by Yum!, and the Worst Restaurant Meal in America ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŸ

    This week I'm joined by my cousin Emma Danger for her fourth appearance on the show as we dive into the history of Long John Silver's. From its time sailing under the Yum! Brands flag alongside KFC and Taco Bell to its rocky financial voyages through bankruptcy, the chain has had quite the adventure. We also grapple with the heartbreaking reality that the Captain's Bell is off-limits unless the crew actually earned it, and explore how a seafood chain wound up entangled in movie tie-ins, pirate holidays, and one of the menu items crowned "Worst Restaurant Meal in America."

    ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ From Kentucky Fried Chicken's Corporate Family to Going Solo
    ๐Ÿ’ธ Bankruptcy, Buyouts, and Rough Seas for the Brand
    ๐Ÿ”” The Captain's Bell We Desperately Wanted to Ring
    ๐ŸŽฌ Promotional Film Tie-Ins and the Lost in Space Toy Lawsuit
    ๐Ÿฆœ Talk Like a Pirate Day and the Chain's Nautical Identity
    ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ The Big Catch Platter Named the Worst Restaurant Meal in America
    ๐Ÿœ Emma Pitches a Dream Restaurant Withโ€ฆ Questionable Logistics
    ๐Ÿ“š A Yelper Expands the Lore of the Long John Silver's Literary Universe

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Have you ever rung the Captain's Bell at a Long John Silver's?

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    ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Emma Danger

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers:
    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We actually eat Long John Silver's and see if the seafood shack can survive The Chili's Test.

  • ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅ‘ On the Border Review: Guacamole Glory, Taco Chips, and The Chili's Test ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒฎ

    We're back with Part 2 of On the Border, and this time Trent Tucker (@TheGOTSPod) and I actually sit down to eat at the former Brinker sibling to Chili's. There are highs. There are lows. There is guacamole made tableside that absolutely slaps. We also encounter a manager radiating peak "Karen energy," raid a Little Free Library mid-meal, and hear "Cable Car" by The Fray so many times it becomes psychological warfare.

    ๐Ÿฅ‘ Guacamole Live Is a Legitimate Triumph
    ๐ŸŒฎ Flautas That Do NOT Live Up to the Ornelas Family Name
    ๐Ÿง‚ Chips and Salsa Are Decent, But Why Are the Chips Half a Taco Shell?
    ๐ŸŽถ "Cable Car" by The Fray Plays an Unreasonable Number of Times
    ๐Ÿ“š Little Free Library Raid Yields a Parody Songbook and an Education on Spiders
    ๐Ÿ˜ฌ A Manager Check-In That Screams "I'd Like to Speak toโ€ฆ"
    ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Trent Shares His Best Meal Ever: Ramen in Japan
    ๐ŸŒด His Worst Meal Ever: A Burger from Rainforest Cafe
    ๐Ÿ“Š On the Border Faces The Chili's Test

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Is tableside guac enough to overcome weird taco chips?

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    ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Trent Tucker | IG: @TheGOTSPod

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers:
    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: I take Emma, my second cousin once removed to Long John Silver's, and you KNOW we're gonna talk LJS history!

  • ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿน On the Border: Bankruptcy, Bottomless Calories, and Marky Marg Madness ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒฎ

    This week, Trent Tucker (@thegotspod) from the Geek Off the Street podcast joins me to break down the chaotic history of On the Border Mexican Grill & Cantina, a chain that once lived under the Chili's corporate umbrella at Brinker International before getting unceremoniously left behind. On the Border has had a rollercoaster run. We unpack the Mark Wahlberg-backed Marky Marg (where he didn't even show up for the toast), and celebrate the undeniable appeal of Guacamole Live prepared tableside. Plus, Trent pitches a zero-gravity ramen restaurant, and we read Yelp reviews in the style of a late-night local TV lawyer commercial.

    ๐ŸŒฏ Formerly a Brinker International Sibling to Chili's
    ๐Ÿ“‰ "Worst Mexican Chain" According to Men's Health
    ๐Ÿ’ธ Chapter 11 Bankruptcy and 40 Sudden Closures
    ๐Ÿน The Marky Marg Featuring Flecha Azul Tequila
    ๐Ÿ“บ "Why? Because You Can" is the Most American Slogan Ever
    ๐Ÿฅ‘ Guacamole Live Steals the Spotlight
    ๐Ÿš€ Trent's Zero-Gravity Ramen Restaurant Pitch
    โš–๏ธ A Yelper Who Sounds Like a Personal Injury Attorney

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Is tableside guac enough to save a struggling chain?

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    ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Trent Tucker | IG: @thegotspod

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers:
    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We actually eat at On the Border and put it through the Chili's Test to see if it can hang with its former corporate sibling.

  • ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ  Papa Murphy's Pizza Review: When Take 'N' Bake Fights Back ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•

    We're back with Part 2 of Papa Murphy's, and this time Peter Murphy (@peter_murphy) and I actually put the take 'n' bake concept to the test after a four-hour round-trip to experience it properly. What followed was a very kind cashier, a slightly alarming health department confession, and instructions that nearly burned my apartment down. From my first time trying olives to a variety of Crush products, it's all on the table as we see whether Papa Murphy's can survive the Chili's Test.

    ๐Ÿ• Reviewing the Murphy's Combo
    ๐Ÿ• Ultimate Pepperoni? More Like Dull-timate Pepper-NO-ni! (idk...)
    ๐Ÿง„ Garlic Knots Try to Steal the Spotlight
    ๐Ÿช Cookie Dough vs. Fully Baked Cookies
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ Faulty Instructions Lead to a Flaming Paper Tray
    ๐Ÿšจ Smoke Alarms, Panic, and the Consequences of Trust
    ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณ A Cashier So Nice She Accidentally Shares Health Department Lore
    ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Peter's Worst Restaurant Experience Involves a Chicken Bone Where It Should Never Be
    ๐Ÿฅฉ His Best Experience Includes His Grandfather's Favorite Steak Joint Actually Delivering
    ๐Ÿ“Š Papa Murphy's Faces the Chili's Test

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Is take 'n' bake pizza a smart idea or a less good take on pizza?

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    ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Peter Murphy | IG: @peter_murphy

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers:
    Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael

    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We dive into the history of On the Border Mexican Grill & Cantina with Trent Tucker from the Geek Off the Street podcast, as another restaurant steps up to the Chili's Test.

  • ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ  Papa Murphy's Pizza: Take 'N' Bake, No Ovens, No Mercy ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•

    This week, comedian Peter Murphy (@peter_murphy) joins me to break down the strange, fascinating history of Papa Murphy's, the pizza chain that refuses to cook your food for you. We dig into how take 'n' bake became the brand's entire identity, why you literally cannot buy a hot pizza there, and how that decision shaped everything from employee working conditions to who can even buy the product. We also check in with the internet, because of course someone on Yelp is furious about flip-flops.

    ๐Ÿ• The Origins of Take 'N' Bake and the Merger That Created Papa Murphy's
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ Inventing a Dough That Works in a 425-Degree Home Oven
    ๐Ÿ“ˆ Explosive Growth Into One of America's Biggest Pizza Chains
    ๐ŸงŠ No Ovens, No Cooking Licenses, and a Safer, Cooler Workplace
    ๐Ÿงพ Why Papa Murphy's Pizzas Count as Groceries (and What That Means)
    ๐Ÿ• Stuffed Pizzas, "Larger Than Large" Pies, and Other Menu Swings
    ๐ŸŽƒ Heart-Shaped and Jack-O'-Lantern Pizzas as Annual Traditions
    ๐Ÿ“‰ The Mid-2010s Slump and the Challenge of Staying Relevant
    ๐Ÿ“ฑ Apps, Online Ordering, and the Modern Take 'N' Bake Pivot
    ๐Ÿง‡ The "Hub of Hacks" Includes Waffle Irons, Football Pepperonis, and Dough Experiments
    โญ Yelp From Strangers Includes a Reviewer Outraged by an Employee Wearing Flip-Flops

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Does take 'n' bake pizza feel convenient or like homework?

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    ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    ๐ŸŽค Guest: Peter Murphy | IG: @peter_murphy

    WATCH PETER'S SPECIAL "OUT OF NOWHERE" HERE

    Patreon Producers:
    Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers:
    David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers:
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    ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We actually review Papa Murphy's and put take 'n' bake pizza through the Chili's Test to see how it stacks up against the ultimate casual-dining benchmark.