Episodes
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We're back! It's part two of our look at the Diamond gear from the Omega raids. Please enjoy!
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We're venturing back to Stormblood to take a look at the Diamond set! It's triangles galore to match our favourite clown boss, but some of these clothes need to be put through the wash first.
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It's eggsactly what you wanted: a Glamour Plate episode about the various Easter and Little Ladies Day attires! There's a lot of little pieces here and there for this one, so please enjoy some springtime morsels!
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We're back! Hopefully we are for real this time. Dylan's audio for the first 30 minutes is a little rough since we had some Technical Difficulties, but it does get better for the second half of the episode. This week we're talking about the Hypostatic armor from the Euphrosyne alliance raid! You had to wait an extra week, so this one is a little bit longer than usual. Please enjoy!
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We're back! It's a couple weeks after our Earth Valentine's Day, so now it's time for us to take a look at Valentoine's Day in Eorzea. Oh, and we take a moment to look at some tumblr posts. Enjoy!
We're probably going to have to take another small break for scheduling reasons, but we will return in a couple weeks.
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We're back! It's time to finish up the PvP series based on the Twelve. Please enjoy!
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We're back! This week our hosts are taking a look at the PvP gear based off the Twelve. We just got a bunch of renditions of them in the new alliance raid series, so we thought we'd take a look at these pieces.
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We're back! I hope everyone is enjoying the new patch. We're back to talk about the rest of the Sky Pirate gear from Heavensward. There's a lot of shared models with last week, but there's also some Real Special pieces hidden in there. Be sure to check out the set reference for the hosts' Objectively Best Sky Pirate Outfits.
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We're finally back from hiatus with the Sky Pirate set! It's got a helmet perfect for glaring, return of the Persona 4 stitching, some cringe colourways, and the most Kingdom Hearts shorts we've seen yet.
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Hi all, we're taking a break and will be back in the new year! We'd planned to get one last set done but alas, our brains have not been the most cooperative. Thank you so much for listening, and please look forward to our usual nonsense in 2023!
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We're back! It's time for another Glamour Plate, and we're finishing up part two of the crafter/gatherer Fiend sets. There's some questionable safety gear, unknown Flavored Juices, and fishing gear straight from Yharnam. Please enjoy!
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We're back, but with a little something different! For the first time in Glamour Plate history, we're diving into crafter/gatherer-specific gear. There's horror movie butcher boots, sapphic gloves, and the absolute perfect look to wear to a party.
Art by @SolaireHazard
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We're back! We're here to finish up the lunar envoy set with the healing and casting gear. If you're a new listener you might think that having only two sets that share armor models would mean it's a short one, but no! Our hosts are freaks! They're a bunch of caster and healer mains, so you know they've got a lot to say.
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Here's part 2 of the Lunar Envoy series! Oh no! I'm being dragged away by Sleepy Bitch Disease!
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We're finally back, and with a new set too! This time we're looking at the Lunar Envoy gear, with its cable knit tiddy window, butt cape with lapels, and an axe that enforces good posture.
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Art by @SolaireHazard
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We're back with part 2 of our Abyssos review, and there's some real stunners in this lot! Finally, we have separates with the casting robes, plus one of the best scholar books we've seen so far. Finally, a special guest appearance by our lovely co-editor Laura!
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Art by @SolaireHazard
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We're back! A new raid tier is out, so that means new shiny raid gear to look at. This week we're starting with the fending, maiming, striking, and scouting gear. We talk about being a lobster, limp ass wrists, and 1985's Clue. Please enjoy!
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We've got guns made of sprues, bad ninja daggers (as always) and a shirt that will really let you breast boobily at the beerfest. So join us as we wrap up our discussion on the Neo-Ishgardian set!
Set reference can be found here
Art by @SolaireHazard
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We're back! It's an extra long episode introducing a new series on the Neoishgardian crafted gear from Shadowbringers. Clocks, gears, and goggles abound! We covered the fending and maiming gear to start off with. Please enjoy!
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We're going back to Stormblood to take a look at map fashion! There's some epic highs and lows with these items, so join us to find out what vibes straight boy wintertime vibes.
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Art by @SolaireHazard
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