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Summer is here and Jaj is finally vertical after four months of pregnancy hell — just in time to lose a toenail in New York and catch a cold she can't medicate. Jaj recaps a Brooklyn wedding, we bought a pizza oven we probably can't afford, and told you to stop complaining about having no friends if you've never planned a single thing. Jaj's kids bargain for a 'YES' day and write their summer bucket lists. See you when we see you this summer.
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I got the ugliest nails of my life, had a cancerous mole cut off my back (get your skin checked), and Jaj is finally going to New York this weekend to get Popup Bagels like the rest of the internet.
At 19 weeks pregnant, she woke up in the middle of the night, fully convinced she was in labor. Nope. Gas.
We also get into MJ the movie, our aggressively strong opinions on Secret Lives and Real Housewives of SLC, plus your absolutely unhinged work horror stories. We’re talking period blood on a doctor’s pants, coworkers asking for feet pics, and someone pooping their pants at work and simply deciding to push through the shift.
Human resilience is incredible.
Anyway, after this we’re going to the mall to unwind. It's been a week.
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Jaj is finally on the ups after four months of pregnancy hell (don't ask about the Zofran side effects — we will tell you), neither of us actually checked out so we live-shopped the Sephora sale, I went to a bachelorette party in Midway and Jaj ate deep-fried funeral potatoes, and we have a lot of thoughts on Alex vs. Alex. And not naming names but someone in Jaj's cul-de-sac needs to learn how a driveway works.
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We're back with a big secret (that you probably already know if you follow our socials), a 7-mile Central Park bike ride nobody signed up for, a Legoland review that should be a warning label, and Sticky Bestie bags that have been in transit since March are somewhere… Rylee would move to Nashville tomorrow and Coachella can kiss our ass at $8,000 a ticket.
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We asked for your most embarrassing stories and honestly wish we hadn't. Jaj had a car wash disaster she's still recovering from, Rylee called a client pregnant before she'd told anyone, and your stories were even worse — from the dinner table to airport security, a shark question that wasn't about a shark, and keys lost for years that turned up in a shoe.
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Grandma got kicked out of a gender reveal, a fiancé got caught cheating through his Apple Watch, Jaj got her dream nursery chair (no baby yet, just in case), and someone’s brother isn't hiding their drug habit very well. You know, just a normal Tuesday.
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We're kicking off spring the only way we know how — by debating overhead lighting like it's a personality trait, discovering that reheating rice might actually kill you, and spiraling over the fact that funeral potatoes are NOT a restaurant food. We're sharing every product we're obsessed with right now, eating cottage cheese like it's our job, and having a full-blown crisis over the fact that flip-flops are back and Birkenstocks are out. Also, Jaj still hasn't watched anything, and it's becoming a problem. Spring cleaning, matching sets, and trying not to buy more hangers — this one's a whole vibe.
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Someone walked down the aisle and forgot a very important person, we can't stop talking about a $300 taco guy, and we downloaded an app that scored Uncrustables a 2 out of 100, so...that's where we're at. Also, we settled the great Diet Coke debate, said goodbye to styrofoam forever, and one of us has a toenail situation we probably shouldn't have shared. Happy St. Patrick's Day 💚
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We're back and fully unhinged in the best way. This week's episode covers everything that matters: the chaos in Mexico and New York airports, a heartfelt goodbye to McSteamy (RIP), and a very passionate debate about whether "qualm" is even a real word (it is — but that's none of our business).
It's the year of the horse and we are sharing our 2026 visions — babies, boob jobs, Pilates, and just slowing the heck down — then read through your goals too, which include nursing school, donut shops, rainbow babies, and dream jobs none of us could have invented. Also: the US hockey team made everyone cry, Dune and Avengers are dropping on the same day (chaos), and someone got a brick for Christmas and genuinely loves it.
It's the cozy, chaotic hang you missed. Pull up a wedge salad and enjoy. 🐎
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The end of winter mood swings, why February felt like it would never end, and why getting dressed right now feels impossible. I share the gray “sweats” I’m living in, the ones that look a little more put together, plus a few recent buys that made being sick in bed feel slightly less boring.
We also get into what we’re watching and what we’re excited about. I’m giving you my thoughts on Wicked, The Bachelorette schedule drama, and the shows we’re adding to our list, including Love Story and Traitors. We talk travel coming up, including California, and all the little things that help when you need a change of scenery.
Then I switch gears and share what’s been working for my skin, Face Reality, microneedling, and the small routines that finally paid off. We also talk Botox and why I love a conservative injector who keeps you looking like you.
After that, we read through your updates. I’m celebrating with you through pregnancies, rainbow babies, engagements, graduations, new jobs, moves, and big life changes.
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Good As New is BACK — and we have a LOT to catch up on.
After nearly a year of silence, but we're finally returning to your earbuds, and trust us — the hiatus was not without reason. In this long-awaited Season 2 premiere, we sit down with zero game plan and full hearts to catch you up on everything that went down while we were gone. And spoiler: it was a lot.
From my (Rylee) wild journey of building and opening my own salon from the ground up — the late nights, the inspections, the chaos, the tears, and ultimately the triumph. Plus, a Christmas surprise I never saw coming (hint: it has four legs and answers to Tricky).
Jaj gets raw and honest about the moment her and John's relationship hit its breaking point — for the second time. She walks us through the heartbreak, the move into a new home, the loneliness of starting over in a neighborhood full of young families, and the moment everything changed with a knock at the door and a man in a suit on one knee. Yes, that happened. And yes, there's a video.
From a bachelorette trip in San Clemente (Brody Jenner sighting, anyone?) to a Thursday wedding at Snow Pine Lodge that had everyone in tears — except somehow the bride — this episode is a full-blown catch-up that will have you laughing, crying, and cheering these two on all over again.
They're back. They're better. And we've got some BIG plans we can't wait to tell you all about!
Welcome home. 🤍
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Okay, deep breath… we’ve got good news and bad news. And because we’re us, we’re obviously starting with the bad: this is our last episode for a while. Like summer break vibes, but with more emotional damage and fewer popsicles. Life is lifing, chaos is chaosing, and honestly—we’re at max capacity. Mentally, physically, hormonally. So we’re hitting pause on new episodes until fall, when we’ll (hopefully) return as refreshed queens with something better to say than “I don’t know what’s going on anymore.”
In this short but sweet episode, we’re talking about what’s next, why we’re pressing pause, and what we hope you’ll do in the meantime (hint: it involves sunshine and hugging your people). It’s not goodbye forever—it’s just a “we’ll see you in September with new stories and hopefully better lashes.”
💋 See you soon. Hug your people. And then hug them again.
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This week, we’re diving headfirst into the emotional rollercoaster that is being a girl—and spoiler alert: it’s a full-time job with zero PTO, hormonal chaos, and overpriced skincare. We’re talking spray tans as therapy, backseat babysitting, outfit meltdowns, mascara-induced rage, and why a $7 deodorant should be considered a luxury item.
BUT we’re also shouting out the best parts—like glam nights, bikini boxes (yes, really), the magic of girlhood, and how we can go from Adam Sandler to smokeshow in 10 minutes flat. We also debate the ultimate question: is there a single show everyone agrees on? (It’s not The White Lotus, apparently.)
Basically, it’s all things estrogen-fueled, deeply relatable, and aggressively girly—in the best way.
Grab your Diet Coke and your lash curler, we’re getting into it.
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Okay so here's the tea: last week’s episode? Ghosted us. Literally. Power blinked, vibes were high, we were batching like podcast queens and then poof — lights out, files gone, and everyone thought we quit. (We didn’t. Chill.)
This week we’re BACK, caffeinated, chatty, and spiraling in the best way. Jaj moves and Rylee's new salon is taking shape, and how we both basically want a pizza oven and a pool more than we want inner peace.
Also: birthday feels, spring energy, single mom power moves, Coachella FOMO, why polygamy kind of makes sense (hear us out), and a Bachelor recap that’ll have you yelling “COME ON NOW” at your phone.
Just two girls processing life with a mic and a meltdown. You know the drill. 🎙️💅
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You want chaos? You got it. In this week’s episode, Rylee and Jaj are barely hanging on — one home purchase, salon build, concert, and emotional spiral at a time. One's broke. One’s stressed. Both feel like gremlins. We deep dive into why opening a business feels like birthing a porcupine, why buying a house alone should come with emotional hazard pay, and how Kelsey Ballerini somehow saved our week (even though we knew exactly three of her songs).
Oh, and don’t worry — we also manage to spiral about screen-addicted tweens, fireplace placement drama, the downfall of society, and… a Utah nurse murder plot?? Yeah. Buckle up. It’s a hot mess express with snacks.
Press play and feel better about your life.
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Daylight savings is ruining our lives, Rylee’s dodging an arrest warrant (okay, fine, just a speeding ticket), and Jaj is basically a world traveler now—except she held her pee for five hours out of pure social anxiety. Also, why do men treat vacations like a triathlon? We need answers.
We’re unpacking it all, plus the absolute insanity of trying to function in March (who even likes this month?!). Oh, and we’re diving into your luckiest life moments—because some of you are way more blessed than the rest of us.
Buckle up, we’re going off. 🚗💨🎙️
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You know it’s gonna be a good episode when we kick things off with a full-blown identity crisis and a Bachelor recap. But buckle up, because this one takes a wild turn. Rylee lived through what can only be described as a real-life apocalypse simulation at a massive cheer competition in Texas—where the words “shooter” and “bomb threat” sent 70,000 people into absolute chaos. Running for her life, losing track of her sister, and somehow becoming a guardian angel for a lost child? It’s giving stress-induced aging.
Meanwhile, we also unpack the universal February/March Ugly Season™, where no amount of self-tanner or Hot Pilates classes can fix the vibes. And, in true unhinged fashion, we spiral into the Gabby Petito and Ruby Franke documentaries because why not add one more layer of emotional damage?
If you love hearing near-death experiences mixed with pop culture hot takes and mild existential dread, this episode is for you. Grab a blanket, hug your people, and maybe invest in an AirTag for your kids.
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Well, well, well… look who decided to bless your ears again! We’re back, and this time, we’re serving up the best date night ideas—aka, the ones that don’t suck. After roasting bad date stories a few weeks ago, we figured it was only fair to highlight the ones that actually delivered romance, fun, and zero secondhand embarrassment.
From candlelit Wendy’s to Northern Lights cheesecake rendezvous, you guys came through with some date ideas that range from sweet and simple to “wow, my relationship is boring.” So if you’re in need of some date-night inspiration (or just here to laugh at our collective life struggles), press play.
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Okay, let’s be honest—neither of us is exactly rolling in it right now, but today, we’re talking about feeling rich. You know, like when you were a kid, and you thought someone with a fridge full of Capri Suns was basically a millionaire? Yeah, that kind of rich.
In this episode, we take a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about all the completely unhinged things that made people seem wealthy to our childhood brains—trampolines, pot fillers, hidden garbage cans (a real status symbol, apparently). Oh, and of course, we spiral into a mild existential crisis about adult “richness” (hello, two trash bins and a working ice maker).
Also, Rylee is losing her mind running a salon, Jaj is still recovering from the trauma of house hunting, and we both needed this episode before committing a felony. So, if you’re ready for some unfiltered chaos, unhinged childhood logic, and a deep appreciation for Lunchables, hit play now.
Hug your people. And their secret soda fridges.
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Welcome back to Good As New, where today we’re diving headfirst into the romantic dumpster fire that is worst date stories. From motorcycle crashes to unexpected ex-wife run-ins, unsolicited serenades to literal hostage situations (we wish we were kidding)—this episode will make you grateful for every uneventful, mediocre date you’ve ever had.
We also get into our own chaotic lives: Josh barely survived an avalanche (casual), Rylee is opening a salon (pray for her), and somehow, somehow, we all survived the Super Bowl’s biggest scandal—Travis Kelce’s haircut.
So grab a Diet Coke, settle in, and get ready to cringe, cackle, and maybe even reconsider dating altogether. Happy Valentine’s, lovers. 💘
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