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The summer football drought is here - the World Cup being merely an American advertising opportunity - and we're fretting about all things Spurs.
Micky van de Ven is playing left-back to accommodate a player we don't even own yet (and might not), we somehow have eleven centre-backs on the books, and Brighton are peppering us with a passive-aggressive bid for Vuskovic.
Did the THST letter go straight into Peter Charrington's shredder? Do they speak for us anyway?
We banish couch-potato experts and dismal pundits to Room 101, discuss our best and worst Spurs matches and Julie offers a lyrical and moving tribute to the legendary Cliff Jones. And loads more.
Analysis, irreverence, laughs, therapy.
With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott & Barry Graham.
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No boring 'End of Season Review' here. We all suffered that nightmare. Does anyone need reminding?
Instead, Simon Lipson, the luxuriantly thatched Julie Welch, and the balding duo of Kev Acott and Dave Bradshaw hand out end-of-term grades from absolute shit to mediocre, and map out the impending summer chaos.
Inside the Episode:
The Squad Audit: Sorting the wheat from the chaff. Is Palhinha off? Will we survive Kolo Muani heading back to PSG? (Spoiler: Fuck, yes). Is Solanke good enough? Porro to City (godspeed)? Marcos Senesi, Andy Robertson.The 370-Game Injury Crisis: Digging into Spurs’ all-encompassing internal review. The pitch, the medical department, hiring a psychologist to literally cure "Spursy". Boardroom Twaddle: Vinai admits the club failed to prioritize football but claims it's Levy's fault. Time for football experts to replace the suits.Room 101: We banish those needy, automated "How did we do?" corporate feedback emails.Plus, are bald men follically challenged or superior? Important debate.
Irreverence, analysis, therapy.
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Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Eady Hurley process the sheer, unadulterated ecstasy of Premier League safety.
We break down a nerve-shredding afternoon at the Lane, Palhinha’s clutch winner and Kinský’s heroic late save.
Inside the Episode:
The RDZ Masterclass: How the boss played part-tactician, part-psychologist to save a sinking ship, and why the board must back him or watch him walk.The Spine: Praise for Spence playing with broken jaw, Bentancur, Palhinha, and why Kinský has surely locked down the #1 spot.The Romero Silence: Why did RDZ name-check everyone after the whistle except his captain?The Supporter Police: Why we are absolutely, unapologetically celebrating staying up (and letting Julie loose on the spiteful Alyson Rudd).Room 101: We banish the street-blocking zombies who walk and text.It’s Nice One Cyril — and we are staying up!
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We break down the Chelsea fallout and examine what it means for our Premier League survival.
How do we solve a problem like Richy and Muani? Will RDZ make changes for Everton? Will Solanke be back?
Inside the Episode:
The Romero Farce: Why are we celebrating a £250k-a-week captain for simply staying in the building? Plus, why Kevin Danso remains the man for the job.The Loan Churn: We look at the graveyard of our youth academy and ask why only Noni Madueke ever made it out alive.Room 101: We banish George Foreman-style parental narcissism to the abyss.Feet of Clay: The legendary Robbie Keane and his multinational franchise of childhood dreams.With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Lee Brown & Kev Acott
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It wasn’t the Villa masterclass but, in the cold light of day, it might yet be the point that saves us. We’re diving into the manic, slightly misdirected energy of the Leeds draw, Antonin Kinsky’s physics-defying heroics, and why our frontline has the cutting edge of a butter knife.
Inside the Episode:
The Tel Paradox: Scores a worldie then attempts aogic-defying defensive acrobatics. The Snail and the Ghost: Richy and Muani offered as much threat as a pair of toddler’s safety scissors. We break down the dismal bluntness of a frontline that seems to be running in quicksand.Pointless Spite: A 22k-follower account wanted West Ham to win just to spite Arsenal? We discuss why prioritizing Goon hate over Premier League survival is a one-way ticket to a head-wobble.Room 101: We bin the "sacred" plastic badge on the floor and re-admit Lange and Vinai.Feet of Clay: This week it’s Edgar Davids, Gareth Bale and Lucas Moura.With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch and Lee Brown
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We’re breaking down a surreal afternoon at Villa Park where Spurs didn't just win, we actually played football.
In this episode:
The Stand-outs: "Three-Lungs" Gallagher’s relentless engine, VDV’s return to godhood, and the surprising silkiness of the Bentancur-Palhinha pivot. RDZ's "Miracle" Speech: We discuss Roberto’s rallying cry to silence the "negative inner voice", avoiding medical team excuses, and how beating Villa would not be a miracle.Integrity or Insult? Was it a "lame surrender" from Villa, or are we finally seeing the brand-saving potential of players in the right positions playing with belief and confidence? Danso vs. Romero: We ask if Kevin Danso’s calm intelligence and brute strength are exactly what we need for the run-in, as opposed to the cultured chaos of Cuti.Transfer Cobblers: Sifting through the Robertson rumours; Vicario-to-Inter "agreement"; and why are we being linked with an out of contract Bournemouth player?Plus: A trip to Room 101 for Joachim Löw's nasal habits and our search for the very essence of Spurs.
Next up: Leeds. If we win, dare we utter the S-word?
#COYS #THFC #NiceOneCyril
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We started with 30 minutes of actual football and ended with a casualty ward and a goal so ugly only a mother could love it. But, hell, it's three points!
On the Menu:
The Injury Curse: Solanke out, Xavi out. Is the medical team to blame (spoiler alert: no), are refs letting opponents turn our boys into mincemeat, or is something else at play?
The Muani Hill: RDZ is prepared to die on it, but we’re ready to move to Tel Mountain. We break down the Mathys Tel necessity.
Kinsky’s Redemption: From the Madrid nightmare to a masterclass of composure and brilliance at Wolves. Is this the end of Flappy?
Room 101: The Cliche Clearance: We’re burning the footballing lexicon to the ground and ripping half and half scarves in half.
Plus daft tweets, Villa, irreverence, laughs, therapy. It's all here.
With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and cat-loving Stephen Pollard.
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Spurs looked like a real football team against Brighton, led by a midfield that actually did its job and a Xavi Simons masterclass.
But between Pedro Porro’s positional amnesia, the threat of a Flappy return and the ongoing Muani mystery, we’ve still got plenty to moan about.
Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Dave Bradshaw join Simon Lipson to deep-dive the pros and cons of our performance and so much else.
We look into our passing problem, why digital wayfinding is just what we needed at this difficult time, and the goons make it to Room 101 (not a moment to soon). As does...Pat Nevin. It'll all make sense. Honestly.
Irreverence, analysis, laughs, therapy.
Let's get into it!
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*Impossible
One point from twenty-four, a squad that treats a football like a live wasp, and a new manager already looking crestfallen.
We dissect the Sunderland disaster, ponder the Muani prank, revisit Lange’s January negligence and ask why Richy connects with the ball with all the thudding authority of a polite cough in a library.
We also dive into the Romero riddle: were those tears for the club, or just the realization that his knee may have sabotaged his World Cup?
RDZ has inherited a flooding building and brought in new coaches to try and fix the plumbing, but is it just too late?
With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Eady Hurley.
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Is Roberto De Zerbi a tactical genius or the world’s most expensive flight risk? This week, we dive into the Italian’s arrival at N17 — bringing high-energy Rondos, a fiery temperament and a salary that laughs in the face of the club's £831m
With only seven games to save the season, we ask: will he stay if we go down, or will he flounce out the moment he spots a carton of UHT milk in the canteen?
Also in this episode:
Financial Fair Play-ish: Digging through the £94.7m loss—where did that "£100m war chest" go?
The Mikey Moore Mystery: Why was the club quieter than a library about his health issues?
Academy Watch: Are our loanees "desperately average" or just resting?
The Art of the Text: Kev’s guide to the "Calculated Mock"—when exactly is it safe to ruin a friend’s weekend?
Plus, we induct the "USA-isation" of football and the phrase "I was today years old" into Room 101.
Featuring the legendary Julie Welch, the eternally miserable-yet-optimistic Kev Acott, and actor and wannabe social media star, Lee Brown
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With Roberto De Zerbi imminent, we ask the tough questions here on Nice One Cyril: Is he a Poundshop Conte? What about the baggage, the tantrums, the flouncing out? And has he got decent hair?
We discuss Ange revisionism and the board's troubling naivity. Plus Room 101 and our brand new and slightly pointless Guess The Ex-Spurs Player game.
Loads more besides.
Laughs, irreverence, therapy.
With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Rob White.
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Just when we thought it was safe...
Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Barry Graham talk “nothing” goals, baffling substitutions, Porro’s positioning, Romero’s shuffling and whether Micky has lost a yard.
There’s also the small matter of the pre-match hype and whether it iserved only to heap pressure on the boys and inspire the opposition.
With 30 points from 31 games and Igor still searching for a league win, this has to be the end of his tenure. Surely?
Room 101, a Churchill impression, a cod-Scottish accent (and a real one) and loads of passion.
Bleak, baffled, but still here. Therapy for Spurs fans.
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Kevin Acott & Simon Lipson discuss:
- The Atletico masterclass
- Imperious Archie
- Tricky Tel, rock-solid Radu, sparkly Simons
- Bergvall back and firing
- Forest six-pointer
Quick therapy for Spurs fans.
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Simon Lipson is joined by Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Lee Brown to pick through another very Spursy week.
First up: the Atlético Madrid horror show, Kinsky's studless boots, Igor ’s icy touchline snub.
Then a look at the gritty draw with Liverpool — signs of life, or just another brief flicker?
With a huge game against Nottingham Forest looming, we ask whether Spurs can finally produce two decent performances in a row.
Plus: Vinai throws Levy under a fleet of buses, conspiracy theories, Room 101, and there are tales of mistaken identity to rival Igor's random bald man cuddle.
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Wolves won as many home PL games in a week as we’ve won since April 2025. Where's the next point coming from? Should we embrace relegation?
Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Dave Bradshaw pick through the debris.
The Red Card Club: Micky follows Romero into the changing room showers. Is his mind mush? Are the players scared by the scrutiny? Is there a mental health issue?
The Great Escape: Solanke to Newcastle, Vic to Italy - anywhere will do - Micky to Barca. Will it be a transfer window or a closing-down sale?
The "Bring Back the Gilet" Blueprint: Do we need Redknapp, Sherwood and Van der Vaart back in the building to remind this lot what the badge actually means?
Room 101: Dom’s gloves, Porro’s performative badge-thumping.
Plus an epic volley of expletives from Julie and a 6/10 Ange impression. Not to be missed.
Analysis, laughs, irreverence, therapy.
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Kevin and Simon with their visceral response to the horror show against Palace.
Do the players care enough? Are they trying? Igor fitting square pegs into round holes again. Is there a way out?
It's straight from the heart.
#COYS #THFC #TTID #Spurs
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This week we attempt to deconstruct 90 minutes of absolute vapidity. From “Flappy” launching a free kick into the Thames to Gallagher’s invisibility cloak and Solanke playing so deep he was almost buried.
Host Simon Lipson is joined by f-bomb flinger Julie Welch, eternal optimist-with-a-funeral-face Kevin Acott, and Spurs support group debutant Peter Willis.
On the agenda:
The match: a study in nothingness.
Tel and Richy tried. The rest?
Igor Tudor’s “complex problems”
Another disallowed goal for the conspiracy theorists.
Would relegation at least make season tickets cheaper?
And we scrape the barrel for genuine positive.
Plus: stupid tweets, one sensible one, and a lovely review.
If you’re clinging to Forest and West Ham doing us a favour, this one’s for you.
Hope springs eternal. Sort of.
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Simon Lipson and Kevin Acott discuss:
- Gooners drubbing aftermath
- Igor hinting at deeper problems
- Porro, Danso back - will that help?
- Conspiracy theories
- Fulham
Irreverence, dodgy predictions, therapy.
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This week, we dissect the 4-1 mauling that felt less like a NLD and more like a roadside accident.
Who played well? Tough one. Who didn't? Easier. Igor's fiirst match in charge was like Thomas's last. Plus ca change. But he's got a whole 11 games to put things right.
Was Micky being disrespectful again? Have the players subconsciously downed tools? Why should they put their faith in a journeyman firefighter?
More Room 101 to lighten the tone, plus some intensely stupid tweets to feast on.
Simon Lipson hosts Spurs journalistic legend Julie Welch, and Rob White, son of Spurs footballing legend John. Together they wrote The Ghost of White Hart Lane and boy, we could use his talent now.
Strap in. It's Nice One Cyril.
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Kev Acott and Simon Lipson discuss:
- Spurs v Bottlers on Sunday
- Igor's tactics and selection (not a clue)
- Terry v VVD debate - Ledley was better than both
- Poor old Brennan
Therapy for Spurs fans.
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