Twinks, Otters & Bears ft. Mina GergesSomebody Date Us add
In celebration of Pride in Toronto, the girls of SDU are joined by Mina Gerges, an Egyptian-Canadian who is challenging traditional male beauty standards, and fighting homophobia that exists in Middle Eastern culture. Mina chats with us about what it’s like growing up in a family and culture that doesn’t accept his sexuality, how he went from having an eating disorder to posing naked for hundreds of thousands of people to see, and of course, what dating is like for him. Listen now and don’t forget to follow SDU at @SomebodyDateUs and Mina at @itsminagerges.
Carley, I Am Your FatherSomebody Date Us add
Father’s Day is coming and the girls behind Somebody Date Us thought that there couldn’t be a better way to celebrate than invite no other than one of their dads onto the podcast. The infamous Father Kenneth, aka Carley’s Dad, joins SDU to chat about dating when he was our age, and figuring out online dating post-divorce. Spoiler alert! He found his current girlfriend on Bumble. Father Kenneth also leaves all of us with some of the best advice we’ve heard to date. Listen now and don’t forget to follow SDU at @SomebodyDateUs, or send your stories and tips to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Scream Your Own NameSomebody Date Us add
Uh oh. We think that the SDU ladies may not ever need to find a boyfriend after all, in fact, they may have found something better. This week the ladies are talking about their new discovery, the Womanizer, a vibrator that’s quickly becoming a must-have in a women’s bedside table. But that’s not all, they’ll also be talking about sexting and nudes, including how to send a good one, and what their thoughts are on them. Don’t forget to share your crazy sex stories with SDU at @SomebodyDateUs or submit them in our anonymous form here.
Why are Men? Advice with an ExpertSomebody Date Us add
It’s time the girls call in an expert! In this episode, registered psychotherapist, Alison Fosbery, is joining the podcast to give her expert opinion on dating in the 21st century. She’ll answer some of your burning questions, and shed some light on the topic of online dating. How do you stay motivated while dating? How do you not let your past affect your future? What are the biggest problems online daters face? And most importantly, why are men? Listen in for advice from an expert and don’t forget to follow SDU at @SomebodyDateUs. You can also follow Alison on Instagram at @Alison.Fosbery or email her at email@example.com.
Wedding SZNSomebody Date Us add
The church bells are ringing, and the single people everywhere are dragging their feet to the chapel. Yes, wedding season. The SDU ladies are here to chat about their biggest tips to get through wedding season alone. What’s the etiquette for bringing a plus one? How do you keep your mental health in check? And when is the right time to just say “no”? They’ll be covering all of this and more. Listen now and make sure to follow SDU at @SomebodyDateUs or send your stories and tips to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Getting FriendlySomebody Date Us add
Amigas, besties, BFF’s, partners in crime, your best friends are the people that are there for you through thick and thin. They are the ones that pick you up off the bathroom floor after a heartbreak, or are the sounding board you need when you’re wondering if you should text that guy back. If there’s one thing that the SDU knows to be true, it’s that friends are incredibly important. This episode the girls are talking about a whole different kind of relationship, the ones with their friends. Listen in and share your bestie stories at @SomebodyDateUs or via email at email@example.com.
Zombie-ing, Bagpiping, Stashing, Oh My!Somebody Date Us add
They’re back! This week, Asal, Carley, and Lauren are educating y'all on the words you need to know if you’re dating in the 21st century. In their exploration of terms they had never heard before, they may have discovered that maybe they aren’t considered “cool” or “young” anymore after all. What does benching, zombie-ing, and stashing mean? They are doing the learning for you, so you don’t have to. Don’t forget to send SDU your crazy dating stories by DM’ing us at @SomebodyDateUs or via email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Just Keep SwipingSomebody Date Us add
What is your dating profile really saying about you? The SDU ladies are here to deconstruct your dating profile. Just in case you thought you could get away with lying on your profile, the girls talk all about what people lie about the most, and shocker, they see right through you. In this episode they will also be covering some of the most (and least) swipeable careers for men and women, as well as putting their own dating profiles up to the test as they all critique each others dating profiles. Want the advice of SDU? DM us at @SomebodyDateUs or via email at email@example.com.
What's Your Sign?Somebody Date Us add
This episode the ladies of SDU decided to turn to the higher sources for dating advice. If they can’t find love by trusting their gut, maybe there’s some truth in astrology. Turning to their in-house expert, Magic Mike, they dive into their zodiac signs a little deeper to learn what they really mean. And just in case there isn’t any truth to be found in the stars, the girls take a popular personality quiz to see if they can “find themselves” that way. Did it work? Or are they still just as lost as before? Listen to find out and DM us with your stores at @SomebodyDateUs or via email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Catching Up > Catching FeelingsSomebody Date Us add
It's been awhile since we've had a good ol' fashioned catch-up session. In this episode, the ladies of Somebody Date Us are catching you up on their dating lives. What ever happened to Clive? Is Carley still on a hiatus from dating apps? They’ll also be chatting about Tinder’s April Fools joke that had men enraged, and answering some of your submitted questions that range from smelly genitals, to real love advice (disclaimer: we’re no experts). Have questions for us? Send them to email@example.com or slide into our DMs at @SomebodyDateUs.
Three Girls, One GeorgeSomebody Date Us add
This week, the girls attribute their singledom to post-vacation blues, getting cock-blocked by a dog, and rogue nipple hairs. They are joined by Toronto native and fellow lonely hearts club member, George, to chat about dating from a straight man's perspective, and some of his biggest romantic fails. You don't want to miss this one! Want to be a guest on Somebody Date Us? Shoot us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org or slide into our DMs at @SomebodyDateUs.
S-E-X, S-E-X!Somebody Date Us add
Your favourite co-hosts are back to talk about sex (again). This time we’re talking about the art of self pleasure. Yes, masturbation. Listen in to hear what turns them on (and off). What types of porn they’re into. Their kinks, fantasies, and maybe a few funny memories and stories thrown into the mix, including some from their listeners. Listen now, and share your sex stories (don’t worry, you’ll be kept anonymous) with us at email@example.com or @SomebodyDateUs.
The Tales of DatingSomebody Date Us add
It’s no surprise that Asal, Carley and Lauren have endless dating stories that they haven’t spilled the beans on yet. This episode they’re sharing an hour of some of their favourite, cringeworthy, romantic, and of course, hilarious date stories they’ve had throughout their dating history. Like the time Lauren matched with a distant relative, when Asal was courted by a senior citizen, and Carley’s one night drunkin’ romance. Share your dating stories with us at firstname.lastname@example.org or @SomebodyDateUs.
What Is Love?Somebody Date Us add
Asal, Carley and Lauren are going down memory lane and diving deep to uncover what and who it was that taught them about love. What were their family dynamics like growing up? Were they delusional children dreaming of their fairytale ending as they watched Disney princesses be swept off their feet? And now, as adults, do they feel the pressure to fall in love? Listen now and share your opinion by emailing email@example.com or sliding into our DMs @SomebodyDateUs.
A Penis, A Mom & A Wife Walk Into a BarSomebody Date Us add
Your hosts are flipping things upside down this week and talking to someone who is actually happily in love. Jenn of This Crazy Thing Called Life joins Somebody Date Us to share her dating adventures that led her to her now fiance, who she met on the OG dating app, Tinder (yes, it’s possible). Jenn gives us all a little bit of hope that endless swiping, and bad dates can lead to a happily ever after. Do you have a success story to share? DM us at @SomebodyDateUs.
How to Lose a Girl in One DateSomebody Date Us add
Heading into your date hoping that there won’t be a second? Probably not. However, if you’re not up to snuff with the do’s and don’ts of dating you may never make it beyond that initial first date. Who should text first? Should you be picking up the tab? What topics are off limits? When does the first kiss need to happen? Your hosts are talking about this and more in this week’s episode on dating etiquette. Share your dating pet peeves at firstname.lastname@example.org or @SomebodyDateUs.
The Hangover EditionSomebody Date Us add
The girls may have partied a little too hard the night before this episode. Sorry not sorry for the extreme hangover as they catch you up on what’s been going on in their lives. From dates they’ve been on, crazy conversations they’ve had, Carley’s dating hiatus, some *interesting* dating trends and apps they’ve discovered, and they’ll answer some of your most frequently asked questions. Share your questions with Somebody Date Us on social media at @SomebodyDateUs or by email at email@example.com.
35 Dates By 35 Featuring CharlotteSomebody Date Us add
This week the hosts sit down with their friend Charlotte to talk about her personal challenge to go on 35 dates in the months leading up to her 35th birthday, some of her crazy dating stories (seriously, they'll shock you), and great advice that you need to keep in your back pocket! Share your personal dating stories with Somebody Date Us on social media @SomebodyDateUs or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
We F*ckin’ Love OurselvesSomebody Date Us add
You can’t love someone else until you love yourself. I mean, that’s what all those “experts” say right? The girls may not have any qualification to give you advice, but they’re going to anyway. This episode the girls are catching up on how their 2019 resolutions are going, what they think of Valentine’s Day plans are, and how they’re loving the f*ck out of themselves. Follow Somebody Date Us on social media at @SomebodyDateUs or shoot an email to email@example.com
Achey Breaky HeartsSomebody Date Us add
One of the hardest things about dating can be when those butterflies fade, and you are left crying your eyes out on your bathroom floor. We’ve all had our heart broken, okay, except for maybe Carley, and in this episode the girls of Somebody Date Us are diving into some of their hardest break-ups they’ve ever had. This episode is loaded with advice, laughable moments, and sad tails of broken hearts. Share your break-up stories with us at @SomebodyDateUs or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org for a chance to be featured.