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Talked about so many topics in this podcast, but there were only 2 sentences dedicated to the UFC 220 event.
We talked about Stalin, Nazis, my moms awesome cleaning. Why is Joe in love with Captain America.
This was too long of a podcast to put into one episode and I dont have a guest yet for another episode so I will break this down into two parts. -
On this episode of song autopsy we have a very special guest. We broke down the song Rockstar by Post Malone. Man The guy cant get enough drugs in his system. If the pharmacy is not open holler at your boy Malone, the mailman will deliver the Xanax, Percocets right to you. Post Malone also said that he had 200 hoes in this song in a trailer. That has to be a very big trailer unless they are midget hoes, in which case I think a normal trailer will do.
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G Eazy did have a childhood like black kids, he grew up with his grandparents, thus he should be allowed to rap. In the song G Eazy mentions he had 300 one night stands, I need to confirm if that is true. Cardi B has a nice chorus in this song, but trying to sound too damn clever, If she had a spirit animal it would be a rat. She sounds like an uneducated rat.
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You won’t believe it, I had Santa Clause sub in for me as a guest host. I had to go Christmas shopping so Santa Clause took over the podcast. Santa is officially out of a job since today morning that’s why he took over. Santa told that he is an uber driver in the offseason and that biggest wish he gets from kids is that uncle Johny needs to stop poking them so much. Santa kept referring to be as a cock boy which got a little annoying and yes he does swear. This Episode the album by Eminem Revival was discussed. Santa did not like it, the rhytm was off, the beats were not good and the flow. Eminem sounds like an NBA mvp that used to average 20 and 10 a decade ago to expecting to be great out of nowhere. This album was a warmup or the first day of training camp. Sounded very rusty, his new way of rapping and political agenda was awfully annoying. I did like one song though, “In my head”. The rest of the album you will have to hear for yourself.
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I agree with the white guy alot more than the black guy. The white guys points were more true than the black guys.
People liked 2pac because he didnt give a flip not because he was fighting for his life. That was the reason people of all
cultures admired him.
He definitly added things in there just to increase the length of the song, same way I would, if someone asked me to do 15 minutes and I only
had 10 minutes of material, but I have atleast 15 minutes of material, gold material.
I find a way to make everything about myself, I'm a complete ass -
Alot of people loved the 30 for 30 Ric Flair episode.
I hated it. The documentary made him look like an alcoholic who should already be dead, his daughter copied his character to the millimeter, and I was not emotionally involved in the episode whatsoever.
My guest on the other hand Wally Dubya loved it. He is a genuine wrestling fan. Wally watched Ric Flair when he was in his prime but I jumped onto the wrestling wagon in the second wave when The rock and stone cold showed up.
Follow him on Wally Warwick and he runs an awesome weekly show Bransterdam Cafe every Tuesday at 9pm
People mentioned in podcast : Carrie Eklund, Rahil Shaikh -
For a woman that has the last name Trainor she oughta get one. She says she feels untouchable, of course, because you rejecting everyone.
I'll say it, its black guys hitting on her. No one loves a plumpy white woman more than black guys.
She was the least prettiest woman in the video, the worst dancer and just throwing this one out there probably the worst singer as well. -
This week we break down Rough Night. Boy was this movie awful. Every scene was predictable and it made woman look dumb as hell. No man ever went after a woman in a diaper. Im still in shock that the movie made $47 million dollars.
My guest is the beauty Hadi Hussain Jafri. If you got accounting questions you can reach out to him but he probably wont answer them.
Give it a listen, and we talk about stay at home dads. My guest thinks its cool to be a stay at home dad, yea good luck getting laid being a stay at home dad. -
This week I have the man, the myth, the legend Khetag Pliev. He wrestled for Canada in the 2012 Olympics. Khetag is also an undefeated MMA fighter right now. Currently 4-0 with 2 submissions and 2 knockouts.
He has helped train Junior dos Santos, Nogueira Brothers, Rich Franklin. These are either Heavyweight or light heavyweight fighters.
Secondly I have Amir Bazrafshan (Heavyweight wrestler). If you had a choice to wrestler a grizzly or Amir, you better pick the grizzly bear. Thought of you wrestling this guy will tire you out.
We talked about how Khetag uses his size to wrestle guys 20-30 pounds above his weight. Why people turn out to be homeless. Why wrestling never gets the spotlight. My comedy career. -
Summary: Name of the song means My people. They make a lot of promises in the song which they never deliver. DJ’s lie, women lie, men lie, everyone lie.
Topics we discussed : Road trips
Sadness
Tears / Crying
Clubbing
Music Festivals
About Noah : Noah hosts a comedy show every month called snack time comedy. This month he has a fantastic show at comedy bar for Nov 21 at comedy bar. To follow Noah add him on Facebook -
Summary : Since Ed Sheeran only talks about heart breaks and cries like a little girl, Glen Foster preffered a song with a meaning thus he picked Won't get fooled again. Old school but it is still true in todays times. The lying government.
Our mutual hate for Kathlyn Wynne was one of the topics we discussed. "She has the magic touch". "Whatever she touches, she turns it into shit". Glen saw Dave Chappele when he was only 18 back in New York and recalled two of his jokes. Glen is one of the funniest guys in the business and we had a great discussion.
Glen puts on shows every 3rd Saturday of the month at Pic a Deli restaurant. To checkout more of Glen and his upcoming dates go to www.thatcanadianguy.com -
Summary : What I found out after listening to this song is Donald Grover can rap as well. There were about 15 pop culture references and we broke each one of them down to its core.
Topics discussed : Dating, comedy, fitness, dads, hair
About Carrie : Carrie has a personal training fitness service, check her out at www.facebook.com/FitnessByCarrieToronto/ -
Summary : She is probably the most famous person in her neighbourhood but she couldve gotten better actors. Song is the most racist thing I have heard in a while. Every Asian stereo type is mentioned in this song for Ricegum.
Topics we discussed :
Acting
Dog food
Cat food
Black people
Durags
Snoop Dogg
Sommer ray
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SUMMARY: Eminem swears like an immigrant that has learned a few curse words and throws them out anywhere. This attempt to coat tail off the presidents high riding fame in order to get his career back. As the Donald would put it "OH WHAT A SHAME IT TRULY IS"
Topics discussed :
Canada
Marlago
Ivanka trump
Puerto Rico -
SUMMARY : Roadman Shaq loves things in 4’s. This song is about him selling Rice Krispies, while being high, flirting with a girl and grabbing a Twix from an old man, while all along not taking off his jacket in 40 degrees Celsius.
Topics discussed :
Math
Derivatives
Multiplication
Weddings
Nickname
George st pierre
Bullying
UFC
Manual car
Acura
Weed
Justin Truduae
Twix
Rice Krispies
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SUMMARY : As much as I hate to say it, Danielle is transitionning into a rap career well. White girls trying to act like seems to be a trend right now. This song she had a different ghost writer than the song before this one.
Topics Discussed :
Yuk yuks
Absolute
Comedy shows
Butcher
Rabbit
Lambs
Goats
Gps
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