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  • 295: Riley Reid Leaves the Boys Speechless

    295: Riley Reid Leaves the Boys Speechless

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    IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive

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    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NH: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Stiff Socks Tour Announcement!
    2:46 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
    3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys
    11:57 Riley Reid’s Stiff Socks Shirt
    14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray
    20:57 DVD vs Streaming
    24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience
    36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands
    43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups
    1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power
    1:08:46 Postpartum, Michael the Girl Dad, Bedroom Stunts
    1:13:31 Sock Talk - Getting Her in the Mood
    1:18:14 Riley Reid’s Poems
    1:25:55 Secret Sock - Disappointments in the Bedroom
    1:28:00 Tanning and Tan Lines

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  • 294: Pipe Down the Passenger Seat

    294: Pipe Down the Passenger Seat

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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Dublin, IE: Sept 19
    London, UK: Sept 20
    Belfast, UK: Sept 21
    Manchester, UK: Sept 22
    Miami, FL: Sept 27-29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
    Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
    Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19

    0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
    2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones
    7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms
    25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School
    30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance
    35:54 Programmed by the System
    46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
    56:06 Living in the Moment
    1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists
    1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?
    1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet

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  • 293: High Value Men Cry?

    293: High Value Men Cry?

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    New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Dublin, IE: Sept 19
    London, UK: Sept 20
    Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
    Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

    0:00 Barefoot Cowboys
    3:53 Last Time We Cried
    10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies
    15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream
    20:47 Michael’s Roleplay
    26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady
    36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup
    41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion
    47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning
    57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer
    1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch
    1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time
    1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try
    1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun

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  • 292: Biden with the Baddies

    292: Biden with the Baddies

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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Gary, IN: Aug 23
    Richmond, VA: Aug 24
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
    Dublin, IE: September 19

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

    0:00 Fast and Furious’ Environmental Impact, Central Park Bench Names, and Family Legacies
    7:31 DiGiorno Pizza Disasters, Frosted Flakes Fumbles, and Cafeteria Memories
    22:32 New York City Dating Disasters, Bold Squirrels, Golf Course Caddy Baddies
    31:03 Craziest Premature Excuses, & Presidential Power Ranking
    45:47 The Joy of Pottery, Race Car Beds, & Naming Kids After Vacuums
    1:00:46 First Date Disasters, Black Mirror Influencer Episode, and How to Get Back in the Streets (Secret Sock)

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  • 291: Got Necked in Noah's Ark

    291: Got Necked in Noah's Ark

    · Stiff Socks

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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Gary, IN: Aug 23
    Richmond, VA: Aug 24
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
    Dublin, IE: September 19

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

    0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck
    13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name
    17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines
    29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show
    39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism
    55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars?
    1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum

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  • 290: Olympic Gold Headalist

    290: Olympic Gold Headalist

    · Stiff Socks

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    The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily.

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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates:
    NYC, NY: Aug 9
    Gary, IN: Aug 23
    Richmond, VA: Aug 24
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    tickets + more dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates:
    Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
    tickets + more dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career
    15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail
    29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have?
    55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk
    1:13:04 Secret Sock

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  • 289: Gabe's Last Pod (not clickbait)

    289: Gabe's Last Pod (not clickbait)

    · Stiff Socks

    The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives.

    It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn

    And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

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  • 288: Trevor Biked Alaska

    288: Trevor Biked Alaska

    · Stiff Socks

    Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby.

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

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  • 287: Edging a Peach Ring (Top 5 Candy draft)

    287: Edging a Peach Ring (Top 5 Candy draft)

    · Stiff Socks

    Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex.

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  • 286: The Four-Million Dollar Finger

    286: The Four-Million Dollar Finger

    · Stiff Socks

    The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it’s good not to come.

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  • 285: Rat Boy Summer

    285: Rat Boy Summer

    · Stiff Socks

    The boys riff on the ideal Fourth of July food, rodent boyfriends, dudes flexing at FedEx, and Beatlemania but for the World's Ugliest Dogs.

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  • 284: Hawk Tuah'd in Miami

    284: Hawk Tuah'd in Miami

    · Stiff Socks

    The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO’d to at a library.

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  • 283: Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) Meets His Sons

    283: Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) Meets His Sons

    · Stiff Socks

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    Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) sits down with his sons to give advice to Stiff Socks listeners, but first the boys sit down with the legend Adam Ray to talk about watching p*rn on planes, MTV’s dating show golden era, and getting rejected by Paul McCartney.

    Follow Adam: www.instagram.com/adamraycomedy

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  • 282: Wimbledome ft. Hannah Berner (Giggly Squad)

    282: Wimbledome ft. Hannah Berner (Giggly Squad)

    · Stiff Socks

    You know her, you love her, it’s Hannah Berner. The crew discuss competitive oral, why it’s correct to be afraid of New York City teenagers, and how to find good d*ck on craigslist. They also get psychic pet readings for Greta, Pluto, and Butter PLUS decide that a Stiff Socks x Giggly Squad live show would have the hottest audience in all of America.

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  • 281: Dust Bowl Dome

    281: Dust Bowl Dome

    · Stiff Socks

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    The boys talk crazy about Terrance Howard’s Joe Rogan episode and try to find out if it’s cap when someone says they remember before they were born. They also discuss what the highlight reels of their lives would be, hear a spicy anonymous confession about a Psychic reading, and weigh in on the groom that went viral for spraying his new wife with champagne.

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  • 280: Limpidus ft. Jeff Arcuri

    280: Limpidus ft. Jeff Arcuri

    · Stiff Socks

    The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet.

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  • 279: Getting Freaky at Foot Locker ft. Kam Patterson (Game 7 d*ck, Nyquil standup, Mall hoes)

    279: Getting Freaky at Foot Locker ft. Kam Patterson (Game 7 d*ck, Nyquil standup, Mall hoes)

    · Stiff Socks

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    The boys are joined by the very funny Kam Patterson to riff on having sex in an abandoned mall, why there’s no black ghosts, and what to do when you accidentally take NyQuil before doing standup comedy. Plus Kam chimes in on the stiff socks s*x position rankings and we hear from a listener that had a run in with a powerful razor.

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  • 278: GeHOGuessr (Celeb flight tracking, Worst app ever?, Stolen valor pandas)

    278: GeHOGuessr (Celeb flight tracking, Worst app ever?, Stolen valor pandas)

    · Stiff Socks

    The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar.

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  • 277: Condiment Queen ft. Heather McMahan (Ole Miss tailgating, Jerk from home, Whataburger sh*tkickers)

    277: Condiment Queen ft. Heather McMahan (Ole Miss tailgating, Jerk from home, Whataburger sh*tkickers)

    · Stiff Socks

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    The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes.

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  • 276: D*cked Down at Dusk (Hottest cars, P*ssy pancakes, Golden Bachelor is single)

    276: D*cked Down at Dusk (Hottest cars, P*ssy pancakes, Golden Bachelor is single)

    · Stiff Socks

    The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt.

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