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Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
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🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks
8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak
22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz
34:06 Trevor’s Exam
40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day
57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues
1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster
1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me?
1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election,
1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor
1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups
1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up?
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Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes
5:32 Michael Costume Reveal
14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails
22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2
29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes
35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024
42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed
52:09 Tesla Robots & AI
59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube
1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot?
1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat
1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy
1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare
1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car
1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
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0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner
1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date
3:15 Cats vs Dogs
6:19 More Accessible Gooning
8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate
14:12 Best Position in Bed?
18:42 First Interaction With Aliens
25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens?
28:19 Correct Way to Wipe
35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For
38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About?
40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner
45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed?
49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend?
51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor
59:47 Head vs HJs
1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore
1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69
1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment
1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World
1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks
1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together
1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better?
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Michael’s Comedy Special, Mean Internet Comment Quotas, Bumper Sticker Threats
5:28 Zuckerberg Children, Google Translate is Incredible
14:52 Dogzempic, White Noise, End of the World
19:25 Trevor Gassed Up at the Dentist, Michael’s Unicorn Trip
23:23 Hitting Your Shin, Milk Conspiracy Theory, Mouse Traps
28:15 Hard Working Organs, The Body Works Like a Mall
38:08 The Golden Bachelorette
47:10 Tony Soprano For Halloween, Celebrating Michael’s Comedy Special at Red Lobster
57:56 Body Cams, Hot Spiderman, Cloning Your Dog
1:02:33 Ask Riley Reid - What Are Things Men Do That Cause a Girl to Lose Interest?
1:10:13 We Try The Dua Lipa Drink
1:20:41 The Pepto Bismopolitan, Hawk Tuah Suing About Her Viral Clip,
1:29:34 Sock Talk - Is it Normal For a Guy to J Off While in a Relationship?
1:33:08 Secret Sock - Girlfriend Spit My Own Seed in My Mouth
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th
2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette
9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food
15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America
23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets
29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare
35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad)
47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco
58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show
1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank
1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics
1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress
1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d?
1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good?
1:36:47 Secret Sock - How Do You Make Sure Your Date Doesn’t Sound Like an Interview or One-Sided?
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond
11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates
18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas
28:50 Most Visited Websites 2024
33:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent
41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries
53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time
1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out?
1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x?
1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used Thongs
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Apple Peeling Video - Real or Fake?
4:39 Boy Bands, Women Make the World Go Round, Nancy Pelosi
11:59 Online Hustles to Get Rich,
22:39 Kamala Harris’ Husband, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, NFL is Rigged
29:52 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & Trevor’s Mormon Fascination
45:36 Other Worldly Smells, Stage Names, Michael Blaustein Maroni
53:49 Top Earners on OnlyF and Michael Starts an OnlyF
1:05:52 Michael’s Bizarre Uber Driver
1:13:24 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Sexiest Hobbies For Guys
1:20:15 Sock Talk - Rave Ladies or Country Concert Ladies?
1:24:47 Testing the Apple Peeling TikTok Video
1:31:09 Secret Sock - I Sent Revealing Pics to a Girl and Was Blackmailed
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows
2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage
17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt
25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam
40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous
45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants
53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials
1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend
1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women
1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding
1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Stiff Socks Tour Announcement!
2:46 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys
11:57 Riley Reid’s Stiff Socks Shirt
14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray
20:57 DVD vs Streaming
24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience
36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands
43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups
1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power
1:08:46 Postpartum, Michael the Girl Dad, Bedroom Stunts
1:13:31 Sock Talk - Getting Her in the Mood
1:18:14 Riley Reid’s Poems
1:25:55 Secret Sock - Disappointments in the Bedroom
1:28:00 Tanning and Tan Lines
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Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Dublin, IE: Sept 19
London, UK: Sept 20
Belfast, UK: Sept 21
Manchester, UK: Sept 22
Miami, FL: Sept 27-29
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19
0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones
7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms
25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School
30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance
35:54 Programmed by the System
46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
56:06 Living in the Moment
1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists
1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?
1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet
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Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Dublin, IE: Sept 19
London, UK: Sept 20
Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
0:00 Barefoot Cowboys
3:53 Last Time We Cried
10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies
15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream
20:47 Michael’s Roleplay
26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady
36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup
41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion
47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning
57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer
1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch
1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time
1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try
1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun
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Gary, IN: Aug 23
Richmond, VA: Aug 24
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
Dublin, IE: September 19
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
0:00 Fast and Furious’ Environmental Impact, Central Park Bench Names, and Family Legacies
7:31 DiGiorno Pizza Disasters, Frosted Flakes Fumbles, and Cafeteria Memories
22:32 New York City Dating Disasters, Bold Squirrels, Golf Course Caddy Baddies
31:03 Craziest Premature Excuses, & Presidential Power Ranking
45:47 The Joy of Pottery, Race Car Beds, & Naming Kids After Vacuums
1:00:46 First Date Disasters, Black Mirror Influencer Episode, and How to Get Back in the Streets (Secret Sock)
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Gary, IN: Aug 23
Richmond, VA: Aug 24
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
Dublin, IE: September 19
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17
Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck
13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name
17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines
29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show
39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism
55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars?
1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum
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The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily.
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NYC, NY: Aug 9
Gary, IN: Aug 23
Richmond, VA: Aug 24
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
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Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
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0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career
15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail
29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have?
55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk
1:13:04 Secret Sock
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The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives.
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Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby.
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Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex.
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The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it’s good not to come.
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The boys riff on the ideal Fourth of July food, rodent boyfriends, dudes flexing at FedEx, and Beatlemania but for the World's Ugliest Dogs.
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The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO’d to at a library.
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