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    Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks
    8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak
    22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz
    34:06 Trevor’s Exam
    40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day
    57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues
    1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster
    1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me?
    1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election,
    1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor
    1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups
    1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up?

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    Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes
    5:32 Michael Costume Reveal
    14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails
    22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2
    29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes
    35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024
    42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed
    52:09 Tesla Robots & AI
    59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube
    1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot?
    1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat
    1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy
    1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare
    1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car
    1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure

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  • OUT NOW! Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE
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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner
    1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date
    3:15 Cats vs Dogs
    6:19 More Accessible Gooning
    8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate
    14:12 Best Position in Bed?
    18:42 First Interaction With Aliens
    25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens?
    28:19 Correct Way to Wipe
    35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For
    38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About?
    40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner
    45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed?
    49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend?
    51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor
    59:47 Head vs HJs
    1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore
    1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69
    1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment
    1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World
    1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks
    1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together
    1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better?


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  • October 20th @ 5PM PST check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy
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    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Michael’s Comedy Special, Mean Internet Comment Quotas, Bumper Sticker Threats
    5:28 Zuckerberg Children, Google Translate is Incredible
    14:52 Dogzempic, White Noise, End of the World
    19:25 Trevor Gassed Up at the Dentist, Michael’s Unicorn Trip
    23:23 Hitting Your Shin, Milk Conspiracy Theory, Mouse Traps
    28:15 Hard Working Organs, The Body Works Like a Mall
    38:08 The Golden Bachelorette
    47:10 Tony Soprano For Halloween, Celebrating Michael’s Comedy Special at Red Lobster
    57:56 Body Cams, Hot Spiderman, Cloning Your Dog
    1:02:33 Ask Riley Reid - What Are Things Men Do That Cause a Girl to Lose Interest?
    1:10:13 We Try The Dua Lipa Drink
    1:20:41 The Pepto Bismopolitan, Hawk Tuah Suing About Her Viral Clip,
    1:29:34 Sock Talk - Is it Normal For a Guy to J Off While in a Relationship?
    1:33:08 Secret Sock - Girlfriend Spit My Own Seed in My Mouth

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  • October 20th check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy
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    Follow Riley Reid
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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th
    2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette
    9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food
    15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America
    23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets
    29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare
    35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad)
    47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco
    58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show
    1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank
    1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics
    1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress
    1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d?
    1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good?
    1:36:47 Secret Sock - How Do You Make Sure Your Date Doesn’t Sound Like an Interview or One-Sided?

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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond
    11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates
    18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas
    28:50 Most Visited Websites 2024
    33:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent
    41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries
    53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time
    1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out?
    1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x?
    1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used Thongs

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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Apple Peeling Video - Real or Fake?
    4:39 Boy Bands, Women Make the World Go Round, Nancy Pelosi
    11:59 Online Hustles to Get Rich,
    22:39 Kamala Harris’ Husband, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, NFL is Rigged
    29:52 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & Trevor’s Mormon Fascination
    45:36 Other Worldly Smells, Stage Names, Michael Blaustein Maroni
    53:49 Top Earners on OnlyF and Michael Starts an OnlyF
    1:05:52 Michael’s Bizarre Uber Driver
    1:13:24 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Sexiest Hobbies For Guys
    1:20:15 Sock Talk - Rave Ladies or Country Concert Ladies?
    1:24:47 Testing the Apple Peeling TikTok Video
    1:31:09 Secret Sock - I Sent Revealing Pics to a Girl and Was Blackmailed

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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows
    2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage
    17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt
    25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam
    40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous
    45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants
    53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials
    1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend
    1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women
    1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding
    1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes

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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Stiff Socks Tour Announcement!
    2:46 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
    3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys
    11:57 Riley Reid’s Stiff Socks Shirt
    14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray
    20:57 DVD vs Streaming
    24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience
    36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands
    43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups
    1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power
    1:08:46 Postpartum, Michael the Girl Dad, Bedroom Stunts
    1:13:31 Sock Talk - Getting Her in the Mood
    1:18:14 Riley Reid’s Poems
    1:25:55 Secret Sock - Disappointments in the Bedroom
    1:28:00 Tanning and Tan Lines

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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Dublin, IE: Sept 19
    London, UK: Sept 20
    Belfast, UK: Sept 21
    Manchester, UK: Sept 22
    Miami, FL: Sept 27-29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
    Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
    Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19

    0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
    2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones
    7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms
    25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School
    30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance
    35:54 Programmed by the System
    46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
    56:06 Living in the Moment
    1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists
    1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?
    1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet

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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Dublin, IE: Sept 19
    London, UK: Sept 20
    Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
    Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

    0:00 Barefoot Cowboys
    3:53 Last Time We Cried
    10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies
    15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream
    20:47 Michael’s Roleplay
    26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady
    36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup
    41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion
    47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning
    57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer
    1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch
    1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time
    1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try
    1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun

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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Gary, IN: Aug 23
    Richmond, VA: Aug 24
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
    Dublin, IE: September 19

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

    0:00 Fast and Furious’ Environmental Impact, Central Park Bench Names, and Family Legacies
    7:31 DiGiorno Pizza Disasters, Frosted Flakes Fumbles, and Cafeteria Memories
    22:32 New York City Dating Disasters, Bold Squirrels, Golf Course Caddy Baddies
    31:03 Craziest Premature Excuses, & Presidential Power Ranking
    45:47 The Joy of Pottery, Race Car Beds, & Naming Kids After Vacuums
    1:00:46 First Date Disasters, Black Mirror Influencer Episode, and How to Get Back in the Streets (Secret Sock)

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    0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck
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    The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily.

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    15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail
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