Episodes

  • This week, we're catching up post-Independence Day which might have been one of the most memorable yet with plans we hope to recall for 300th in 2076 (god willing). We also share our differing opinions on Taylor Swift's wedding and whether or not it's weird for Jack to see particular movies in the theaters --alone --without kids.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    Nobody Asked Me, But.. (1:58)

    Peaks and Pits presented by WellNow Urgent Care (13:55)

    Deep ends at the pool are a thing of the past (17:05)

    We're still rock hard for America after a great July 4th weekend (22:40)

    Noah Kahan's performance in the Great Upstate (27:35)

    A quintessential LG staycation (37:18)

    Being behind on Love Island is pure torture (49:10)

    Jack's on a movie kick (51:51)

    Our takes on what we (allegedly) know about Taylor Swift's wedding (1:05:10)

    Roast or Toast (1:18:28)

    This week's episode is brought to you by Albany Mechanical Services, a family-owned HVAC service provider for all of your heating and cooling needs from furnaces to air conditioning, ductless mini splits, heat pumps and more. Stay tuned on Two Buttons Deep for a chance to win a FREE air conditioning from Albany Mechanical. In the meantime, you can get an instant quote on their website to price out a new HVAC system on your home within minutes 👀

  • This week, we're recording live on tape at Snyder's Restaurant in Halfmoon with a very special guest who is also the newest member of team Two Buttons Deep: Pat Fleming --the man behind the popular online series, Another Day Another Diner. We chat with Pat about his unique new side quest, which celebrity he sees as competition in the diner space, learn more about his diner criteria and more.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    Introducing our special guest (2:20)

    Pat explains his signature "forward motion" photos (4:30)

    The "hockey shot" that changed the game (10:30)

    Our side quests (13:08)

    Pat comes clean about his April Fool's joke (18:47)

    Upstate NY diners are unlike any others (22:45)

    How young is too young to drink coffee?..... (31:16)

    Short Kings are in (36:10)

    Our favorite things about America in honor of its 250th birthday (39:40)

    Troyalty will be taking over @aroundtroy (48:38)

    Pat's ambitious endeavor that could earn him a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records (51:15)

    Roast or Toast presented by Snyder's Restaurant (53:58)

    Today's episode is brought to you by Frank Adams Jewelers, a highly respected, fourth-generation family-owned luxury jeweler located on Wolf Road in Albany. For nearly a century, they’ve built a reputation as “Albany’s Finest,” growing from a small watch repair business founded in 1922 into the Capital Region’s premier destination for fine jewelry and luxury timepieces. They specialize in fine diamonds, engagement rings, and luxury watches, carrying world-renowned brands like Rolex, Tudor, David Yurman, and more. Whether you’re shopping for a once-in-a-lifetime gift or just looking to treat yourself, Frank Adams combines high-end selection with the kind of personal service that’s made them a Capital Region staple for generations. Visit them online or in person at 144 Wolf Road in Albany, open Tuesday through Saturday.

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  • This week, we spend the episode discussing a traumatic event I witnessed outside my home last week. We unpack the experience, the horrific series of events that unfolded, and the reaction to the story in the local news.

    Trigger Warning: This episode contains descriptions and discussions of a fatal motor vehicle accident.

    This episode is brought to you by Tully Rinckey PLLC, a full-service law firm serving individuals and businesses in the Capital Region for over 20 years. Their attorneys are ready to protect your rights and guide you through legal matters related to Family & Matrimonial Law, Employment Law, Criminal Law, Litigation, Education Law, Business Law and Trusts & Estates. For experienced legal support from a firm that proudly gives back to its community, learn more at tullylegal.com or follow on social media @tullylegal.

  • This week, we're recording in the dark after a (deliberate) missed payment to National Grid has left us without power at 2BD HQ. We contemplate how quickly power will be restored once we pay up, I admit my early bird tendencies might make me a judgmental individual to live with, Jack prepares for an overnight babysitting gig and more.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    Experiencing sweet tread overload this summer (1:45)

    National Grid shut off our power (6:05)

    Nobody Asked Me, But... (14:44)

    People stay up during the day and at night????? (18:25)

    Wishing the Knicks got it done at home (27:37)

    Peaks and Pits presented by Snyder's of Halfmoon (42:07)

    Joining in on a public happy birthday (45:58)

    In my flag era (1:20:42)

    Catch me on Upstate Living this Thursday (1:27:10)

    Roast or Toast - the $325 Siro's burger (1:30:39)

    This week's episode is presented by French Mountain Commons and the Log Jam Outlets, located conveniently off Exit 20 in Lake George. You can spend an afternoon up in the ADKs shopping for summer staples for the whole family, from Gap, Banana Republic and J. Crew Factory stores, Rack Room Shoes, Le Creuset and more. Visit them online for more info and plan your next shopping trip.

  • This week, we're reconnecting after two weeks apart to recap Jack's trip to Cape Cod where he spent it searching for the next viral tchotchke that we unknowingly already have here at 2BD HQ. We also discuss a few unfortunate happenings in my life, embracing my W.T. ways when it comes to the racetrack, how Dave Portnoy may or may not have big time'd Jack.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:15)

    Woodpecker 101 with Jack & Taylor (3:37)

    Jack's need for NeeDoh (8:00)

    Mouse problems (13:28)

    Peaks and Pits presented by Hoffman Car Wash (21:15)

    Justifying your kid's behavior by saying "He never acts like this..." (38:05)

    Accepting my Saratoga track traditions (55:00)

    Roast or Toast (1:07:50)

    Today's episode is brought to you by Mohawk Chevrolet located in Ballston Spa on Route 67, with a variety of brand new Chevrolet models as well as pre-owned vehicles on the lot for you to browse when you're in the market for a new ride. From expert customer service to entertaining social media content, there's plenty to love at Mohawk Chevrolet so follow along with them on social media or visit them online or in person.

  • This week, it's a solo episode catching up on the latest developments in motherhood, mainly the backstory of the past 18 weeks of my second pregnancy. I discuss how I knew it was time to start trying for a second baby, how I'm feeling this time vs. the first time, what not going to Target during the first trimester has taught me, answering your questions from social media and more.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    I really need the warmer times and chiller vibes (2:06)

    Does baby #1 need to have a bucket list summer? (4:08)

    Knowing when it was the right time to try for a second baby (7:58)

    The first trimester the second-time around (26:50)

    I finally realize Target might be a trap (37:40)

    Can you love a second baby as much as the first? (48:45)

    Answering your questions presented by Albany Mechanical Services (57:35)

    Stay ready for whatever the week throws your way with WellNow Urgent Care— open daily with no appointment required, as well as 24/7 virtual care. Whether you’re battling seasonal allergies during The Pollening, in need of an X-ray or simply want to stop in to ask a provider a question, the team at WellNow is here for you with 20 locations here in the Capital Region. Visit wellnow.com to find the urgent care closest to you or follow along with WellNow on social media.

    Albany Mechanical Services has been serving the Capital Region for over 40 years with honest, reliable HVAC services to heat and cool your home all year long. Right now, you can get an instant quote on their website to price out the latest upgrades you need to your system. Visit them online or follow them on social media.

  • This week, I am pumped to finally free the bump and let my pregnancy announcement hit the podcast airwaves --starting off with how I felt about breaking the news to my cohost Jack back in March. And other news, we've got QUITE the handful of Nobody Asked Me, But...thoughts, the aftermath of getting dogged up with a footlong dog, a friendly game of roast or toast and more.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    Prepping for our Frank Adams visit (1:03)

    Having to tell Jack I'm pregnant (8:35)

    Nobody Asked Me, But... (20:25)

    Peaks and Pits presented by The Edison Club (36:05)

    The peak moment to get recognized (42:52)

    A hot take on this whole "everything hallelujah" situation (51:44)

    Taking down a footlong dog on MDW and the following mom fail afterward (53:46)

    Roast or Toast (1:09:48)

    Today's episode is brought to you by Frank Adams Jewelers, a highly respected, fourth-generation family-owned luxury jeweler located on Wolf Road in Albany. For nearly a century, they’ve built a reputation as “Albany’s Finest,” growing from a small watch repair business founded in 1922 into the Capital Region’s premier destinations for fine jewelry and luxury timepieces. They specialize in fine diamonds, engagement rings, and luxury watches, carrying world-renowned brands like Rolex, Tudor, David Yurman, and more. Whether you’re shopping for a once-in-a-lifetime gift or just looking to treat yourself, Frank Adams combines high-end selection with the kind of personal service that’s made them a Capital Region staple for generations. Visit them online or in person at 144 Wolf Road in Albany, open Tuesday through Saturday.

  • This week, we're putting the quality of this podcast on the line as we take a moment at the top to try some of the most interesting flavored snacks we found on our recent trip to Crossgates, including Hot Chili Squid Lays and of course the Flaming Anus chocolate bar.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    Are bookstores so back? (0:50)

    Jack did me dirty on a recent IG post (8:55)

    Trying --and ranking --the most peculiar snacks from Snack World (12:09)

    The 2.2 million Scoville unit "Flaming Anus" chocolate bar (27:40)

    Nobody Asked Me, But... (32:09)

    Finding out we flamed our anuses for nothing (32:40)

    Peaks and Pits presented by Albany Mechanical Services (45:15)

    Stop #4 on the Road to 102: Ticonderoga (47:15)

    My yearly rant against No Mow May (1:00:34)

    Pasta salad is an American delicacy (1:07:30)

    5 Random Things (1:16:59)

    This episode is presented by Crossgates Mall, where you can get all of the latest fashion finds just in time for Memorial Day Weekend and shop a variety of retailers from local shops to some of your favorite national brands. And plus, Crossgates offers entertainment and dining options to make a day at the mall fun for the whole family. Later this year, Barnes and Noble is opening at Crossgates with more announcements in store, so stay tuned by following along with Crossgates on social media or visit them online anytime.

    Get your home ready for air conditioning season with a visit from the experienced, professional HVAC technicians at Albany Mechanical Services, a locally-owned heating and cooling company serving the Capital Region for 40+ years. Right now, you can get an instant quote on their website to see how much your service might cost before connecting with a representative to schedule your appointment. No hassle, no wait!

  • Today on the show: rising standup comedian and Albany native Anthony Robustiano joins us ahead of his biggest hometown show yet this Friday at The Egg.

    We talk about how his standup career started, how it almost ended, his approach to building millions of followers on social media, his main concern about his upcoming hometown show, and why he has a bone to pick with Team 2BD.

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    This episode is brought to you by Tully Rinckey PLLC, a full-service law firm serving individuals and businesses in the Capital Region for over 20 years. Their attorneys are ready to protect your rights and guide you through legal matters related to Family & Matrimonial Law, Employment Law, Criminal Law, Litigation, Education Law, Business Law and Trusts & Estates. For experienced legal support from a firm that proudly gives back to its community, learn more at tullylegal.com or follow on social media.

  • This week, we're back and unpacking a delightful Mother's Day weekend that got off to a rocky start for one of us. We also took our first visit to Snack World for some peculiar flavors we'll be trying for the camera, manifest a trip to Europe for the new Wordle reality show and more.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:48)

    Differing opinions on AI (5:30)

    Bidet 101 (16:10)

    Peaks and Pits presented by Saratoga 250 (31:24)

    Baby's first haircut (52:12)

    Our celebrity heroes are teaming up for a new Wordle reality show (1:00:50)

    A short rib PSA (1:07:36)

    Our visit to Snack World at Crossgates (1:14:52)

    Should I return a childhood spelling test to an old lady? (1:27:32)

    An unsuspecting weekend WellNow visit (1:32:52)

    Roast or Toast presented by WellNow Urgent Care (1:43:00)

    Jam jar drinks (1:49:48)

    Today's episode is brought to by Mohawk Chevrolet, the go-to Chevrolet dealer in the Great Upstate. From the Chevrolet Traverse and the Tahoe to other SUVs like the Equinox and Chevy TRAX, Mohawk Chevrolet has all the latest makes and models as well as a variety of certified pre-owned vehicles. Head to Mohawk Chevrolet off Exit 12 in Malta for top-notch customer service or give them a follow on social media @mohawkchevrolet to check out the team's fun and entertaining car content.

  • This week, we're fresh off our first-ever Mexican Buffet at a CP staple, Pancho's Restaurant. Jack and I had VERY different experiences at work event last week, while he was center ice having the time of his life I was in the concrete basement of a venue fighting for mine....

    EPISODE NOTES:

    We had the whole enchilada at the Mexican buffet (5:53)

    What is the most profitable type of restaurant? (12:30)

    Nobody Told Me, But.. (19:20)

    The Man Vs. The Woman In The Arena (22:25)

    What speed do you listen to your podcasts on? (33:20)

    2BD office intruders (36:23)

    The Tiktokitization of society is changing the news (46:15)

    Peaks and Pits presented by Hoffman Car Wash and the new Interior Clean Plus service (48:15)

    All buttons deep Canada vs. USA heated rivalry at a wedding (59:10)

    Roast or Toast (1:22:00)

    Today's episode is brought to you by The Edison Club, one of the Capital Region’s premier private country clubs in Rexford, where relaxation, recreation, and community all come together. Nestled along the scenic Mohawk River, The Edison Club offers 27 holes of championship golf, giving players a unique and uncrowded experience every time they tee off.

    Members can also enjoy clay tennis courts, an Olympic-sized pool, and a welcoming clubhouse atmosphere perfect for dining, social events, and making lasting connections. And, their restaurant is open to the public if you want to get a taste of what’s available The Edison Club – where lifelong memories are made. Learn more or inquire about membership today at edisonclub.com.

  • It's episode 300 of the mother freaking Buttonista Show and we are sitting around the table asking Chat GPT why men are (statistically speaking) better at Jeopardy than women, manifesting resolutions to our double car troubles, going over a few recent internet trends and more.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    300 episodes deep (0:34)

    Nobody Asked Me, But... (2:00)

    Jack is back on his shrimp ring kick (5:00)

    Peaks and Pits presented by Albany Mechanical Services (13:00)

    A run in with the law (21:51)

    An epic helicopter ride in Saratoga (29:23)

    Jamie Ding, my Jeopardy King (39:58)

    "Fruit drama" videos on your algorithm (57:09)

    Roast or Toast presented by Fairways of Halfmoon (1:03:00)

    I'm the baked bean queen (1:09:40)

    Being called "big dog" will change your life (1:19:58)

    This segment is brought to you by Tully Rinckey PLLC, a full-service law firm serving individuals and businesses in the Capital Region for over 20 years. Their attorneys are ready to protect your rights and guide you through legal matters related to Family & Matrimonial Law, Employment Law, Criminal Law, Litigation, Education Law, Business Law and Trusts & Estates. For experienced legal support from a firm that proudly gives back to its community, learn more at tullylegal.com or follow on social media.

  • It's episode 299, baby! We need to make some plans to celebrate the big 300 but we're not quite there yet, we're still here at HQ where it is STILL snowing in April. Instead, we have quite a few auto-related topics to discuss and none of them make us look like good or responsible adults. Also a few things that are just nuts!!!

    EPISODE NOTES:

    Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:56)

    Spiraling after stepping on a piece of glass (3:35)

    Jack has been taking a stand against "big oil" (7:00)

    A clerical error could throw me in jail (12:01)

    Granny's big night out at the pub (29:13)

    The historic GE sign is preparing for its 100th birthday (46:00)

    Getting on my Saratoga Soap Box for a minute (55:00)

    Another endorsement for Love On The Spectrum (1:11:45)

    Gen-Zs are wondering if house parties are/were actually real (1:23:18)

    Stay ready for whatever the week throws your way with WellNow Urgent Care— open daily with no appointment required, as well as 24/7 virtual care. Whether you’re battling seasonal allergies during The Pollening, in need of an X-ray or simply want to stop in to ask a provider a question, the team at WellNow is here for you with 20 locations here in the Capital Region. Visit wellnow.com to find the urgent care closest to you or follow along with WellNow on social media.

  • We're back in our fancy chairs sitting around to recap our weekends, the epic space splashdown, and our thoughts as 30-somethings watching Coachella content. I admit I might have to chase down a viral dumpling toy to replace our counterfeit LaBubu, recount another wild Seinfeld similarity and propose a near impossible would-you-rather for Jack to ponder.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    Ranking freeze pop flavors (2:00)

    Post-Indian buffet giggles (4:00)

    Third-rate podcasts are topping the charts (5:15)

    Jack's staying at Drake's Hotel?!?!?!? (10:46)

    Outdoor Farmers' Market season is back (20:17)

    Why do I want the viral dumpling toy? (31:19)

    Final thoughts on Artemis II (46:52)

    Would you rather: trip to space vs. DDD (1:01:38)

    Do men go to Coachella? (1:07:57)

    Roast or Toast: banning phones at bars (1:19:32)

    This episode is brought to you by French Mountain Commons and Log Jam Outlets, conveniently located off Exit 20 in Lake George. From Gap and Banana Republic, to J. Crew Factory, Carter's and more, there are dozens of stores to find your spring outfits during a day of shopping in the Great Upstate. Keep an eye out for La Vie En Rose opening on May 9 and head to the outlets to refresh your wardrobe. Follow along with them on social media or check out their website for a full list of stores.

  • This week, we're gearing up for Third Winter as Jack is fresh off another Governor Hochul press conference that is of particular interest to Two Buttons Deep and the 13 Seasons of Upstate New York.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    Jack wants Third Winter (0:53)

    Blowing your load (1:37)

    Nobody Asked Me, But... (4:11)

    Savannah's first words back at the Today Show (15:42)

    How many potholes need to be filled in New York State? (20:57)

    Granny's big day at the dentist (35:25)

    Going too hard with the Crime Radar app (58:40)

    5 Random Things presented by Mohawk Chevrolet (1:11:08)

    This episode is brought to you by Hoffman Car Wash, home of the Unlimited Wash Club where you can get your car washed as many times as you'd like at any of their 20+ locations in the Capital Region and beyond. This weekend, you can donate a free food pantry item to Hoffman Car Wash and get a car wash for FREE for practicing kindness. Learn more at hoffmancarwash.com or follow them @hoffmancarwash.

  • This week, we're realizing how close we are inching to episode #300 and how little we possibly have to show for it -- unless getting creamed three times in the past week counts towards our 10,000 hours of podcast practice. We catch up on a few newsworthy items, our visit to the Easter Bunny and Roast or Toast the Mini 9-9-9 challenge, calling your parents "mommy" and "daddy" as an adult and more.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    Have we gotten our 10,000 hours? (1:12)

    Nobody Asked Me, But... (5:56)

    This artist is coming back to SPAC again???!!! (9:52)

    Jack's desperate plea to local beer-serving venues (25:36)

    Frozen yogurt roast redemption at 16 Handles (37:20)

    My baby 🤝 The Easter Bunny (47:49)

    Reacting to Savannah Guthrie's interview (57:47)

    Investigating some drama at 2BD HQ (1:03:48)

    Roast or Toast presented by French Mountain Commons & Log Jam Outlets (1:08:30)

    Today’s episode is brought to you by WellNow Urgent Care. With clinics all across the Capital Region and beyond, WellNow is ready to give you fast, convenient care for just about anything — illnesses, injuries, or unexpected symptoms.They also offer X-rays, occupational medicine exams, physicals, and more. WellNow is open 7 days a week, and walk-ins are always welcome — no appointment needed. They work with all insurance plans, plus they offer 24/7 virtual care to help you out anytime, anywhere. Visit wellnow.com to learn more and book your appointment today.

  • This week, we're coming to terms with the overall dread that is presented alongside the month of March and finding solace in the fact there's only one week left of the worst month to be in Upstate New York. We also discuss the scandals that have rocked the local Chamber of Commerce World, break down the Taylor Frankie Paul x SLOMW x Bachelorette drama, play Roast or Toast and more.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    We've had it with March (1:35)

    Nobody Asked Me, But... (2:18)

    The art of the Irish Goodbye AND the Irish Hello (6:08)

    Peaks and Pits of the week (15:58)

    Are the Chambers of Commerce crumbling? (40:13)

    Unpacking the Taylor Frankie Paul x SLOW x Bachelorette drama (57:29)

    Roast or Toast presented by Albany Mechanical Services (1:15:46)

    This episode is brought to you by Saratoga 250, the organization working to preserve and honor Saratoga's history as the turning point in the American Revolution after the Battles of Saratoga. Learn more by following along @saratoga250 or visiting their website saratoga250.com.

  • This week, we're up in Saratoga post-St. Patrick's Day lunch at the Parting Glass discussing Granny's beer launch, a festive weekend in downtown Troy, our thoughts on the ANTM doc, what we're looking forward to this spring at Crossgates and more.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    We both have beef with onions this week (2:30)

    People are still eating at Subway? (4:07)

    Fool's Spring was a temporary cure to this endless winter (6:17)

    Nobody Asked Me, But.. (6:53)

    St. Patrick's Day at the Parting Glass (17:07)

    Granny's beer is officially canned and ready for a first sip (26:33)

    Jack has insider scoop on Marty Supreme (35:33)

    Licking ice cream after your dog does (48:15)

    5 Random Things presented by Crossgates, the #1 spot for spring shopping (1:09:16)

    This episode is brought to you by Tully Rinckey PLLC, a full-service law firm serving individuals and businesses in the Capital Region for over 20 years. Their attorneys are ready to protect your rights and guide you through legal matters related to Family & Matrimonial Law, Employment Law, Criminal Law, Litigation, Education Law, Business Law and Trusts & Estates. For experienced legal support from a firm that proudly gives back to its community, learn more at tullylegal.com or follow on social media @tullylegal.

  • This week, we're officially ready to lock in on 2026 (again) after back-to-back trips. We discuss our new office plan to keep utility costs down, Jack's first ski trip out West, a few final thoughts on Disney and play a game of food-related roast or toast & more.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    As it warms up, Jack is warming up to not pay National Grid (0:49)

    Nobody Asked Me, But... (7:18)

    This just in: Real ID is a scam!!! (10:07)

    Jack's first ski trip out West (16:44)

    The Rover review (29:07)

    PSA: you do not need to sit next to your spouse on an airplane (37:45)

    Playing out the inevitable scenario a parent on vacation with their kids will experience (44:24)

    In defense of adults who love Disney: EPCOT rocks (51:08)

    Behind the Buttons: the story behind getting a car wash at every Hoffman Car Wash in the (proper) Capital Region in one day (53:50)

    Roast or Toast presented by Snyder's Restaurant (1:12:52)

    This episode is brought to you by Albany Mechanical Services. Right now, you can book an End Of Winter Furnace Special for just $189 (regularly $249) and receive a thorough cleaning and inspection of your furnace to ensure everything is in working order before winding down the heat and turning on the AC. (Appointments available until March 30 when you call before March 13).

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  • This week, I am catching everyone up on motherhood with a 17-month (ish?!?!) update on mom life. From our first Florida trip to my honest thoughts on Disney world, how co-sleeping is going and what I am loving and also struggling with as we inch toward springtime.

    EPISODE NOTES:

    I still can't figure out how old this kid is (1:15)

    Us moms need SPRING (8:10)

    Expectations vs. reality when flying on an airplane with a toddler (13:48)

    What made this trip so rewarding --despite being exhausting (22:27)

    Our first family Disney trip (29:19)

    515 sleepovers (40:35)

    Other recent developments (46:35)

    Current momhood struggles and hopes (53:18)

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