Episodes
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In Today's Episode... A salesman comes of age watching the love scene from Terminator. The future is but a garden path that follows along the Rube Goldberg machine of life.
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In Today's Episode... Holiday tropes make life into art. Syphilis is a dating show's big reveal.
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In Today's Episode... Energon cubes turn robots into junkies. The birth-to-prison pipeline demands its quota.
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In Today's Episode... Nana likes to swing. A note on the fridge makes the perfect trap.
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In Today's Episode... Is publicly pissing your pants more evolved? Or is judging those who deviate the mark of an ordered society?
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In Today's Episode... Nothing gets more avant-garde than leaving the lens cap on. Love imitates art when actors have a moment.
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In Today's Episode... Greasing up with snow is a carnal pleasure. Mr. and Mrs. Claus explore the possibilities of an open relationship.
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In Today's Episode... In a world without rules, Spring Break rules. Tiger pits are the only safe place to hide from tigers.
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In a Very Special Bonus Episode...
Not gonna lie, I’m a basic guy
When I get a latte, It’s pumpkin spice
You can try to judge me, I won’t live a lie
Yes I’m a yuppie, I work 9 to 5
Made this song on my Mac Book Pro
Shop on amazon with my new iPhone
Watch NBA on my Apple TV
Wake up every day with an average physique
Face it. I’m basic
I claim it. Embrace it
Haters gonna hate it, they can keep it real
I prefer to fake it and that’s the deal
Used to give a shit, now I don’t give a fuck
If that ain’t legit, then I’m shit out of luck
Got no game and I get no play
Shop at the gap, wear slacks all day
Watch what I say, and I stay in my lane
Don’t want any trouble, I won’t complain
Face it. It’s basic
That’s how I play it
Careful what you say if you wanna stay A-list
Join every cause or they’ll call you a racist
Cancel culture won, this is what replaced it
Why make art, when the world wants hatred
If you talk shit, I’ll change the subject
Avoid conflict cuz I gotta say fuck it
Now I gotta end it, Evan T on blast
Someone got offended, getting shut down fast
Face it. Stay basic
Complacent is safest
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