Episodes

  • Housekeeping last week re: Garry’s wedding (and whether Tim would be the celebrant!?)

    Commentary

    Garry and Tim thought it was an odd article criticising BT and Brayshaw re: their commentary of Jake Kelly

    Do commentators have a bias?

    How do you prepare for a game as an expert commentator – Garry explained the process for his role when hosting and expert commentary

    Garry told a story about a time he got some very direct feedback from Kerry Packer

    Garry explained why he loved working with Nick Riewoldt – there was plenty of healthy debate


    Cobram Estate Olive Oil discussion

    Garry was there yesterday

    Spoke about the meal they had for lunch… As well as the best ice cream Garry has ever had!


    Paul Kent incident

    Garry and Tim spoke about their history with him

    Garry and Tim gave him the nickname ‘Punchy’ a few years ago because he could throw verbal punches… The nickname turned out to be prophetic 


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  • Haircuts
    -         What do you ask for?
    -         Do you get a beard trim?
    Destination Weddings
    -         Festival feeling, great bonhomie
    -         Celebrant’s – Garry wants Tim to be the celebrant for his wedding with Nicki
    -         What makes a great wedding?
    Bill Belichick
    -         Could we bring him to Australia for a speaking tour?
    -         Tim would like to make it happen via Michael Lombardi
    What is your go-to toasted sandwich?
    -         Garry keeps it simple with ham, cheese, tomato and a bit of red onion
    Farming update
    -         Garry has an issue with his Gator
    Footy apparel
    -         Tim’s mum kept the 1985 Premiership jumper he wore and she gave it to him for his 60th birthday
    -         Garry doesn’t have any memorabilia on display. But he would like to put the picture of him and Ali on his walls, however Nicki won’t let him
    Garry’s winter wardrobe
    -         Garry reveals his winter colour and clothing 
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  • Plenty on the agenda today:

    Nicky Brownless joined us to discuss;

    Featuring in the Herald Sun this morning

    And the pie Nicky and Garry made for Tim

    Nicky gave the recipe for the gravy she used for the pie

    And Nicky is hosting a party this weekend – sausage rolls and Aperol’s (and no high-heels)


    Dinner parties
    Garry and Tim agree they don’t really like them – and they explain why

    INTERVIEW – Joe Otto from Kubota
    Farming tips for Garry and Tim

    Burning a fire

    Which wood is best to use

    Tim gives his thoughts re cooking on the open flame


    And more!
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  • Gather Round

    Tim’s trip home from the Barossa

    Blown tyre – Tim explains why he let Bucks help change it rather than doing it himself

    Garry’s simple fix to when he has to kill time after checking out from a hotel

    The saltiness from people that didn’t go to Gather Round

    When media gather, it’s an interesting environment!


    What are the non-negotiable skills you must learn to do by the time you’re 18?
    Change a tyre, back a trailer, unblock a sink, replace a toilet seat, clean the gutters, fix a flywire screen, clean the fireplace, check the oil on your car

    Where did you learn to drive?

    Stories of getting your licence

    Driving to games


    Importance of sleep
    Tim recently heard a theory that perhaps the idea of an 8-hour sleep is overrated?

    And a recipe from Tim for Cobram Estate Olive Oil
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  • Easter Lunch - Tim perfecting cooking on coals 
    What are the rules on bringing or buying when attending a lunch? - Garry says always offer to pay
    10.50 - Garry’s cancelled lunch in Adelaide, Tim’s itinerary for Friday's lunch
    13.20 - Reflecting on Garry's 150th and Tim’s 300th games that fell on the same day
    14.48 - memories of playing in Adelaide and state games against South Australia 
    21.30 - Garry discusses the treatment he undertook for his back, including the magnetic therapy from the magnet man Dick Wicks
    27.50 - Garry discovering and watching Get Smart on TV the other day
    31.40 - Rules on sharing farm equipment
    38.19 - Reflecting on the Jackjumpers NBL championship win 
    39.20 - How good is Lachie Neale? 
    40.20 - Injuries and Tim’s idea to see how many games are missed by the "best 23" of a team using percentage 
    42.09 - Getting dinner for Talking Footy and The Couch
    46.15 - Garry working with Matt Hill and Jack Riewoldt and the advice he gives for new commentators
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  • Recognition for Garry
    Named most popular sports breakfast presenter in Australia

    Tim’s school reunion

    Stayed with his old mate, Boy Gooding

    He walked the old track that he used to walk to primary school

    Tim went through a few nostalgic stories

    Tim used to live next door to the local undertaker – and they were all scared of him!

    Garry and Tim chat about kicking the footy in the backyard growing up


    T Dollar and G Money make their return this week

    Replayed 3 songs from years gone by

    Build up to their return on the Breakfast show


    Footy Clinics

    Garry remembers the footy clinics he used to do with Spud

    Some funny Spud stories


    Andrew Plympton’s passing
    Tim had a great story about the unconventional way Plympton approached Tim to coach the Saints

    Great response to our chat with Sharnelle Vella last week
    Which guests would you like to hear on the show?

    How can you measure competitive stamina?
    Garry says he’d take competitiveness nearly over any other attribute in a player 

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  • 1984 Premiership Reunion

    Presenting the number 32 to Ben McKay

    Re-capping the Grand Final, the fight in the game

    Dermott’s role in the day


    An issue Tim has had to deal with since moving to Peninsula
    Less privacy in the backyard, which has caused some issues

    Jim Stynes

    12 years ago today since his passing

    Garry told stories about Jim Stynes

    Re-capped a story he told at Jim’s funeral


    INTERVIEW – SHARNELLE VELLA; Ch 7 State Political Reporter

    Her path to her role now

    Told some great stories about jobs she had while putting in the hours to chase her dream

    One job was to carry a journalists handbag while the journalist did interviews!

    Her parents still watch every night – and they time it!

    She gave us an exclusive – told us the story about when Mal Brown sprayed her! She was rapt to get the lead story!

    She was involved with the stake outs at James Hird’s house – they were there so often that they knew the neighbours’ movements

    There was a day when she got a good 3 minute chat out of Hird … One of the only times he spoke properly… And the cameraman didn’t hit record!

    They were at Hird’s house so often than a cameraman used to water his front lawn

    It was respectful between Hird and the reporters – Hird understood it but it was uncomfortable for everyone

    She has snuck victims out of courts to avoid media before

    We don’t have an opposition government in this town! They are just not unified – that’s the crux of the problem. There’s one team out on the field playing the game, the opposition is still in the rooms planning

    Why she loves politics and reporting on it

    On Dan Andrews – could get up in front of crowds and present without flinching, he’s an incredible political figure, he was ruthless and cut throat

    The way the state has been left, in some ways, is shameful


    Other discussion points

    Worst thing you can do on a footy field

    Protesters


    FOOD for Cobram Estate Olive Oil

    Sweet Potato chips

    Garry’s food tip – download the YUKA app 


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  • Routine
    - Garry is a routine guy, with everything he does 
    - Last week Garry and Tim travelled for the footy – and it made Tim anxious, totally interrupted his routine!
    - And Garry had a bloke playing a didgeridoo in the Uber to the GABBA! 
    - Garry stresses when he is not in control 

    Which job would you like to have?
    - Garry would love to mow the lawns at the tan

    Footy chat
    - Round 1 memories
    - 1984 Essendon premiership – Tim’s memories 
    - Tim presenting number 32 jumper to Ben McKay this week – Garry gives him a few tips for what to say 

    Tim’s school reunion is coming up
    - He will stay with his old mate, Boy Gooding 
    - Needs to work out a way to watch the Swans vs. Ess game that night 

    Incidents between teams outside of game time
    - On the back of the Mason Cox story this week
    - Tim gave his perspective of Dermott Brereton running through the huddle in 1988

    Sportspeople as actors
    - Tim has been watching a show with Eric Cantona 
    - Why didn’t Garry pursue acting on the back of House of Bulger? 
    - Garry spoke about the multiple times he has performed as Cher
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  • Travel this week for opening round
    - Both Garry and Tim are travelling this week for Opening Round  
    - Garry has had an early win with economy x 
    - Tim has a dilemma – he is travelling with a cameraman, which creates some issues 

    Tim’s brother’s property saved by firefighters 
    - How mortein fly spray saved the day!

    Pet issues
    - An embarrassing situation for Tim’s wife, Susie, at the café yesterday 
    - The situation was like a movie scene – everyone froze 
    - It’s created a drama for Tim – “I will never walk past that café again”

    The footy environment / locker room etiquette
    - Garry fascinated by Tim entering that world as a 15-year-old 

    Great advertisements
    - WE discussed the Kia ad
    - Garry and Tim’s involvement with Four’n Twenty 
    - Which players would be most marketable now? Daicos, Bailey Smith, Isaac Heeney, Toby Greene 

    NRL in Vegas
    - It’s a no brainer for NRL to do what they did
    - So many great athletes in the States – Tim says it would be easier to turn a college American Football player to rugby than Australian Rules 
    - Can we do it? Garry not sure it works for us – but Ireland would be great (lack of venues an issue)

    Cooking, for Cobram Estate
    - Garry gave us his favourite salad right now 
    - Tim has a suggestion – follow Francis Mallman
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  • Back into the routine of footy season

    Tim’s meeting with Ch 7 today for the season ahead

    Tim’s advice for Garry’s premiership window for On The Couch

    The importance of a good wardrobe person at TV

    Men can wear the same thing everyday on TV and no one will notice


    Old training and pre-seasons stories

    Post-career footy litigation

    What genius thought 100 x 100m sprints was a good idea for training!?

    Tim did 10 x 200m on the minute

    The way Garry and Tim were mentally tested at pre-season camps

    Tim’s story on the genius of Terry Daniher, saving the team from a heap of running due to his farming skills

    And Garry on a trip to Gold Coast, a training camp which did more damage to his back

    When did sports science come in?


    Concussion discussion
    Discussion on their experiences with concussion as players

    What does the sports fans want to hear from TV shows, radio etc.

    Played audio of JJ Reddick

    Do fans like analysis or entertainment?


    How we consume and watch sport

    Played audio of Bill Simmons talking about Vision Pro technology

    How will we watch sport in future?


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  • This week with Garry and Tim:
    Garry’s New York trip:
    What were the highlights, has the US become more expensive?, the taxes at hotels
    Some restaurant tips in New York from Garry: Carbone, Manetta Tavern, St Theos, Balthazar, The Oyster bar at Grand Central Station
    And he went to ‘Sleep No More’ – A Shakespeare experience
    Tim has moved to the Mornington Peninsula – near Garry!
    He is really enjoying living down that way – especially walking along the beach
    Tim would love to know how to surf
    Given Garry and Tim are living so close to each other, they need to lay down the rules – how often can they drop into each other’s house?
    Moving house
    Garry recently shifted house – the worst job in the world
    Nicki is a hoarder, Garry isn’t – so that was a dilemma
    Chat about old scrap books and footy articles
    Farming and animals
    How to welcome a dog into the household and create a bond between dog and owner
    The satisfaction of fixing things
    Growing John from Epping’s tomato plants
    Chainsawing techniques
    Lisa Wilkinson’s wardrobe allowance
    Unsure how it could be $100k!
    Women get a lot more feedback in terms of what they wear on TV, which is why women would have more allowance for wardrobe. But $100k seems too much
    Tim says there’s a rotation system for ties


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  • Hear from Garry and Tim as they discuss what they've bene up to since footy season, their plans for Christmas and more. It's our Rabbit Hole Christmas Special!
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  • 1.20 - Garry has PGFG… Post Grand Final Glow!

    5.00 – It was a classic Grand Final…
    - How did Garry and Tim spend their day?
    - Garry discusses some of the entertaining things he noticed in the outer

    11.00 – Tim doesn’t like to have a big TV because he doesn’t want it to dominate a room
    - Garry likes a big TV

    15.00 – Grand Final Eve, September Club post-game – all the events around Grand Final

    19.00 – INTERVIEW – Jobe Watson
    - Recounting the time Tim looked after his dog when Jobe went overseas… It didn’t go well
    - Tim about to go on a holiday – Jobe gives some great stories about old family holidays

    27.00 – Tim speaking about his holiday
    - He doesn’t like flying
    - Garry gave him some tips

    38.00 – What are you looking forward to over the summer?

    Garry going to WA for James Brayshaw’s wedding

    He needs to put together the travel itinerary for Sam Newman


    42.00 – Farming, for Kubota

    46.00 – Cooking – for Cobram Estate 
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  • 1.20– Tim says Garry has made it into his top 5 friends!

    3.00 – Tim’s trip to France
    - concerns about driving and directions

    10.00 – Garry and Tim have received a text from Travis Fimmell!

    18.00 – Contacts – it’s important to have someone you know within every industry
    - Not for free stuff, but to get advice from someone in the know, whenever you might need it!

    22.00 – Grand Final tickets
    - The joy and despair it can bring
    - Garry told a story of the time he helped someone who was stitched up with tickets outside the MCG

    29.00 – Discussed Grand Final memories (as players)

    38.00 – Grand Final memories (as fans/watchers of the game)

    47.00 – Cooking and Food, for Cobram Estate

    54.00 – Farming tips for Kubota
    - Drones and technology 
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  • 2.00 – Big week for both Garry and Tim – Prelim week

    3.00 – Garry’s flight to Sydney – had a lot of people coming up to talk to him
    - Flying is a process
    - Garry can understand why people have their own plane, if they can afford it

    5.30 – When Huddo caught the private flight back with the MMM boys… because his wife was in labour

    9.30 – Traits of a ruthless competitor
    - Tom Brady says he can’t stand it when opposition players hug and smile on the field
    - Garry didn’t like Joel Smith helping Jacob Weitering off the ground last week

    18.00 – Are the modern day players too nice to each other?

    22.00 – Do you shake hands before a game of footy?

    25.00 – Preliminary finals preview

    32.00 – Farming, for Kubota
    - Technology taking over
    - Forrest bathing

    38.00 – Cooking, for Cobram Estate
    - Shepherds Pie
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  • 1.30 – Garry’s birthday today

    5.00 – Gifts – do you still do gifts for your birthday?

    10.00 – The Finals
    - Huge first weekend
    - The lift of the atmosphere in finals

    14.00 – Debut of Talking Finals last week
    - Channel 7’s new footy show – which Tim is involved with

    18.00 – All Modesty Aside
    - Garry recounts his famous 10 goals in a final!
    - Garry reveals the tactic he and Brett Lovett used which got him his 10th goal!

    28.00 – Farming, for Kubota
    - Brushcutting long grass to get rid of snakes around your house and land

    37.00 – Cooking, for Cobram Estate Olive Oil
    - What does Garry want to eat for his birthday?

    43.00 – Non driverless cars
    - Would you ever travel in one?

    45.00 – Garry is fearful that his cat might have amnesia

    48.00 – Preview for Tim’s holiday to France and Italy 
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  • 2.00 – Garry recounting a great weekend
    - Watched two of his sons win a premiership
    - One piece of play almost brought Garry to tears (of joy)

    5.00 – What do you eat before a big game?
    - Tim’s old man was set in his ways with breakfast tradition on the day of a big game

    7.00 – Tim caught up with Essendon mates from the 80s over the weekend
    - Tim hadn’t seen some of them for 30 years – which made it difficult to remember some names
    - What’s the best way to go about it? Honesty, or try to bluff your way through the conversation
    - How do you leave a function? The art of doing a phantom …

    15.00 – Body parts that no longer work for older people

    17.00 – The culture of showering with teammates post game

    19.00 – Garry has an issue – why he can’t read a book in the bath anymore…

    22.00 – INTERVIEW – DARREN BEWICK; ESSENDON STAR
    - 1993 Premiership, 30 years on
    - His relationship with Kevin Sheedy
    - 6 goals in the prelim – carried the team through to the Granny!
    - Playing with Tim – looked up to him as a legend. Had an aura about him, but realised he was just a normal bloke
    - Tim re: Gavin Wanganeen – he was like a rockstar at the club

    36.00 – Garry and Tim discuss their first ever finals match

    45.00 —Farming; for Kubota
    - Shifting sheep to higher ground during a storm
    - Garry has a problem – Kangaroos on his farm and his neighbours have kangaroo proof fencing

    50.00 – Food, for Cobram Estate Olive Oil
    - The magic of sweet potato

    53.00 – Quick Fire Rabbit Holes
    - Alan Joyce and Qantas
    - Where has accountability gone
    - Eddie Jones – labelled a ‘horny teenager’
    - FOPO – Fear of Other People’s Opinions (on the back of our chat with Dr Michael Gervais)
    - Mike Sheahan is still a superstar!
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  • 0.30 – Garry goes through some recent complaints he’s had! Forgot a player from the 1983 Kyabram Premiership reunion

    2.30 – Tim went yabbying last week
    - Told some yabbying stories – which turned into the farming tip, for Kubota

    12.00 – Garry discussed his interview with Darcy Moore for Fox Sports

    16.00 – The guys couldn’t think of anything worse than being hit up by paparazzi!

    17.00 – The success of Drive to Survive

    22.00 – Tim calls BS on Garry’s story about Delta Goodram!

    25.00 – When Garry met Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley from KISS
    - Garry interviewed them on The Footy Show, but it took a bizarre twist!

    28.00 – Damien Oliver’s retirement announcement
    - The win on Media Puzzle will go down as one of the all-time sport stories

    31.00 – When Garry tried his hand at owning a horse – didn’t go well!
    - Simon O’Donnell, Gerard Healy, David Hookes all involved

    34.00 – Father’s Day this weekend

    39.00 – Quick Fire Questions and chat about the upcoming finals series
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  • 1.30 – Tim’s technical issues with the autocue before Matildas match last week
    “It’s the panic and fear that completely comes over you”

    6.0    – The most un-Australian act Tim has seen!

    6:30 – The Matildas – Tim loved the whole tournament – got swept up in it

    14.00 – Garry tells us about his 1983 Under 18 Premiership Reunion for Kyabram on the weekend

    23.00 – Welcome Cobram Estate Oil as a partner to the podcast
    - Tim’s best footy snack – sweet potato, slice into not too thick pieces, sprinkle thyme, salt, pepper and drizzle olive oil

    26.00 – Garry’s recent trip to the tip
    - Wouldn’t mind a job there!

    34.00 – Garry story taking tourists through his property to look at the kangaroos

    40.00 – Farming, for Kubota
    - Firelighting
    - Pruning grapes

    44.00 – Quick Fire Rabbit Holes
    - Finals coming up – Tim flat with Essendon’s performance on the weekend
    - Retirements
    - Ange Postecoglou started well at the Spurs 
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  • On this week's edition of 'The Rabbit Hole', Garry and Tim discussed the Matildas' World Cup win against Denmark, Tim's sheep idea, Garry's considerations for his property, Round 21 in the AFL, Matthew Lloyd's school footy celebration, mushrooms, their plans for their holidays, and more.
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