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In this latest excused absence episode The Say Reporters are taking a trip to Nantucket to celebrate One Crazy Summer with their friends Hoops McCann, Cassandra Eldridge, Ack Ack Raymond, George and Squid Calamari, and The Stork Twins that time they tried to save Cassandra’s Grandfather’s house by creating and mounting the greatest media blitz in the history of the island before having to pivot and win the Annual Nantucket Regatta.
All of that was happening while trying to avoid crossing the path of a giant rabies infected dolphin, painfully setting up a plausible scenario for Godzilla to terrorize the town, win a million dollars from the local radio station, and doing their best to avoid adding yet another film to the Doug Neidermeyer shared cinematic universe. -
This episode The Say Reporters are elated to wish Mel Brooks a Happy Hundredth Birthday and that energy can be felt throughout the entire affair.
Whether it is discuss old episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force that YouTube’s algorithm has decided to recommend in the strangest ways possible, the completely insane marketing campaign for Tom Cruise’s latest film “Digger,: Devon’s endorsement of “Supergirl” and “Toy Story 5” as films worth seeing, Sejohn getting real deep about the nature of parody films and why “Scary MoVIe” felt like such a return to form, and mode a wedding can put a person into whether it be a close friend’s or a celebrity’s like the rumored one that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will be having in New York City next weekend!
It is an absolute insane way to spend two-ish hours of your time and remember if this is somehow the very first episode that you have listened to of The Say Report reach out to us at [email protected] for a special prize! (Offer ends upon publishing of the next episode of The Say Report on 7/6/2026) -
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It has been three years since our last very special episode that focused on a film about the X-Men and Twenty years since the film we are discussing released which means it has finally come to this a Very Special Episode celebrating the 20th Anniversary of X-Men: The Last Stand.
This core memory in the bonds of friendship that represents the Say Reporters allows for exploration of the entire X-Men franchise as a whole and the lessons that could have been learned by other franchises out there that seem to have been ignored.
The entire episode culminates in Devon telling a personal story about the three to four hours before he first got to see this film in theaters and how that galvanized a majority of his life choices going forward.
Proving that X-Men: The Last Stand despite its flaws and rightfully warranted criticisms from the fanbase can still teach everyone a lesson or two about not only entertainment… but themselves. -
This week’s episode has us taking a look at the world around us and taking stock of how things have changed in our lifetimes and what that may mean for the future.
Then once they’ve shared the titular sobering epiphany the Say Reporters talk about the video games they have been playing to from Devon and his time with “The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales“ to Sejohn finally going back and cleaning up his playthrough of “Batman: Arkham Origins and the duo’s future plans for to put “Double Dragon Neon’s” 14 year old online co-op mode to the test. -
Devon shares his experience on the planet Eternia and the stomach virus he caught while visiting as Sejohn opens up about his exploration into the ever growing acceptance of Slop content on the internet.
They both let some negativity flow from them as they admit their feelings about the current state of the world but are able to reel it in by the end with a discussion about their wins with video games and the things that were able to focus on that helped joy shine through. -
It is another excused absence episode of The Say Report so we are continuing our examination of the Tom Arnold Trilogy of films from 1996 with the John Landi direct adaptation of Harry Allard’s children’s books “The Stupids.”
The Team does their best to recount the frankly insane plot and then examine why this is another checkmark in the loss column for Tom Arnold and attempt to discern a pattern as to why this seemed to keep happening to him thirty years ago. -
After a brief reminders about the cursed knowledge Devon possesses about the film “Say Anything.” He and Sejohn jump into a lengthy recap of everything unrelated to Brendan Fraser that they occupied their time with during May of 2026.
This includes but is not limited to The Mandalorian and Grogu, Pop-Tarts, Mina the Hollower, Season Finales of Television, the definition of the word genre, the best action figure for the new Masters of the Universe film, and of course somehow Brendan Fraser returns…
We hope you’ve enjoyed our time celebrating Brendan Fraser over the past ten years of the show and this recap where we try to give you some insight into what else we do each May. Here’s to many years more! -
It is the final episode celebrating Brendan Fraser History Month 2026 and 10 whole years of this annual celebration on The Say Report so what better way to honor the occasion than by taking a look at his latest theatrical release “Rental Family”
Join the Say Reporters as they share why they found this film to be such a delight and a reminder of the types of films we seem to be losing in the current cinematic landscape. Then thrill as they try to find a way to make such a truly wonderful experience fit thematically with the rest of the Brendan Fraser films they have examined in 2026.
Once more a huge thank you to all of our listeners for joining us once again to celebrate the work of Brendan Fraser and look out for next week where we finally get to discuss everything else that happened in May 2026! -
This latest episode celebrating Brendan Fraser History Month, sees the Say Reporters examining the 1996 film “The Twilight of the Golds” which leads to a lot of questions about the film, the source material, and some reflections about why this was a film that didn’t seem to connect with us as audience members.
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This Episode The Say Report celebrates Brendan Fraser History Month by celebrating the 30th anniversary of “Mrs. Winterbourne,” a truly unique film that not only helps define the films that were allowed to be made in the 1990s but also acts as a cautionary tale of how it things may have gotten out of hand at the time.
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The Passion of Darkly Noon kicks off our tenth season celebrating Brendan Fraser History Month, which feels appropriate because it is a film that we only ever became aware of through these annual celebrations.
We venture deep into The Forest of this film and eventually make it out the other side to find a deeper appreciation for the Brendan’s abilities as an actor as he takes on one of his scariest roles yet.
We also do our best to figure out the message the film is trying to send with its ethereal fantasy storytelling and what we can do to be better after having experienced this parable. -
In this very special episode we continue our celebration of the twentieth anniversary of the American Pie franchise with a deep dive into the fifth installment… The Naked Mile.
We find a lot more depth in this film and also find a way to better understand the Stiflers that came before we were introduced to distant cousins Erik and Dwight and what their characters might ultimately mean for the series as a whole, but mostly we use to college sex romp as an excuse to reminisce about our own crazy shared collegiate party experiences. -
This past week Devon gazed through the smoke and interacted with two $10 games that were Castlevania Adjacent “Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege” and “Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors” and he is ready to discuss.
Then we go on a journey discussing what it means to be an adult by reminiscing about our fast food follies from our youth and then discussing retail practices that somehow make Walmart and Target the lesser of two evils when compared against large corporations and their quest for infinite profit growth.
Finally we share our theme and schedule for Brendan Fraser History Month 2026 so the listen can properly prepare for May’s content. -
This week episode is for the toys as Devon shares the inspiration behind his latest adventures and purchases in the realm of Toy Collecting,
Then Sejohn shares his new philosophy as it relates to enjoying the video games he already has access to and the new game it brought him to play Sutte Hakkun on the Super Famicom.
Finally we wrap things up with a discussion about film and Hollywood as we focus on the latest film from Happy Madison… Roommates
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In this latest episode of the Say Report we start off with Devon admitting to his failure to complete any of the games he had planned to conquer over this past week while Sejohn talks about his own time with Raccoin and how he compares it against similar games in the genre he has spent time with.
Then we try to transition to a discussion about The Super Mario Galaxy Movie but get distracted by the current state of cinema and pause for a brief moment to discuss Disney potentially cancelling the last two Avatar films and why that makes sense from a monetary perspective and also to discuss our thoughts about how successful Avengers: Doomsday will be.
Eventually we begin our discussion about the second animated Super Mario film and share why we know it worked for us while also attempting to figure out why it has inspired such an outcry of disappointment from others.
Finally we leave things with a dessert helping of television with a brief update on Best Medicine and our plans for watching the Malcolm in the Middle: Life’s Still Unfair revival
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The American Healthcare system is the topic du jour in this latest episode of the Say Report as your host-companions take the time to share their recent experiences with healthcare professionals and even hope to import some knowledge about PharmDs and how they can help with a person’s personal journey with medication.
Then we dive deeper into Resident Evil as a series with Sejohn’s completion of the ninth installment and share our hopes and dreams for the future of the franchise
Sticking with the topic of gaming we take a quick glance at the indie titles Devon found himself playing with roguelite coin pusher “Raccoin” and the action exploration “Little Nemo and the Guardians of Slumberland”
Finally we share our plans for handling the Super Mario Galaxy Movie on the heels of a brief discussion about 2015’s Hitman: Agent 47 -
This episode starts with a heavy examination of the updated Nintendo Switch 2 edition of Super Mario Bros. Wonder based on Devon’s hands on experience. We focus on the changes from the original release and a few opinions on the multiplayer games that make up the bulk of the release.
Not to be outdone by Devon’s gaming experiences Sejohn shares his own continuing saga with Pat’s Parabox and Dice A Million.
Finally to round out the episode Devon discusses some of the television shows that have premiered in 2026 and his feelings about just how necessary some of them are. -
A brand new style of episode is coming to you from your friends at The Say Report and Say Report Jr. and in this trailer we do our best to explain the plan and format to you!
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This episode starts off a little looney as we discuss the 2003 Cartoon Network Series Duck Dodgers and what had happened with the characters prior in order to convince them it was a worthwhile path to follow.
Then Devon gives Sejohn a choice between Movies and Video games as a discussion topic. When Sejohn chooses Video Games with a side of Smithwicks the conversation turns to Resident Evil Requiem Speed Running Nuances and the Say Reporters experience with Panic’s latest game Ratcheteer and what it might mean for the future of indie gaming projects
Finally Devon gets to discuss movies with a spoiler filled recap of Colleen Hoover’s Reminders of Him that proves despite enjoying his time with the film it ultimately left him feeling angry at some of the narrative conveniences. -
In this time capsule episode Devon and Sejohn soothe their wounds after the New England Patriots defeat in Super Bowl LX by celebrating the 30th Anniversary of the Judd Apatow scripted film “Celtic Pride”
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