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  • Bosky Rumbluffer doesn't spend a great deal of time looking back. As a massively prolific artist, he is constantly working on the next project. We were honored to catch him in a nostalgic mood to discuss the recording of his classic anthem Eat Your Soup and Shut the Fuck Up. It turns out to be quite the epic story of hallucinogenic skiing, puppet masters, broken bones and a chance encounter with a musical genius.

    This episode was written, produced and narrated by Björ6n Oranj. Bosky Rumbluffer and Michi also provided narration. In addition to Eat Your Soup and Shut the Fuck Up, this episode features a bonus track by Bosky Rumbluffer from his greatest hits collection Buffet!: Someone Said I Love You.

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube. 

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    writing / fiction  / storytelling / Indie Music / Song Exploder / Hrishikesh Hirway / parody / comedy

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  • Björ6n Oranj digs into the history of the cult movie Telephone Girl & the County Drum. For the uninitiated, it is a bizarre story of a maverick genius, CIA sponsored hallucinogenic studies, puppetry, capitalism, love, family and dedication to a dream.

    Featured music in this episode includes:

    County Drum and Warm Worn Heart by Zack Scott

    along with

    Ten Penny, The Empty Life, Tuesday 14.487, Thursday 16.236 and Rot & Decay by The Creeping Man

    This episode was written, produced and narrated by Björ6n Oranj. Christopher Campbell supplied additional writing. Zin Citron And Ruby Loam assisted with narration.

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube.

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    writing / fiction  / cult movie / storytelling / Indie Music / Jim Henson / Frank Oz / The Dark Crystal / Czar Tsk Tsk

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  • Part 8 of The Long Lightning by Erik Blagsvedt as narrated by Björ6n Oranj.

    All apologies. After the last installment of The Long Lightning, we fully planned to get on it and release pt. 8 just a few weeks later. Then, well....the exorbitant pina colada moonshake Valium tammy bin pamplemousse vodka house spread eager totalities and miscreants violated as they will from time to time and you know how that can go in a world mislead by time and erosion be-speckled by warrant furnace sniffle. Despite the waterfall cranks and distilled eagles we are back with more from the abstract mind of The Blagsvedt.

    The soundscape for this episode was by Dorje Lamb. Check out his latest release 0 at Bandcamp.

    This episode was produced, edited and by Björ6n Oranj.

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube.

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    writing / fiction  / poetry / abstract / abstract poetry / soundscape

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  • Björ6n Oranj tells the tale of man, a burly man with an affinity for wool garments, who did what he had done for years. He climbed a tree. 

    Featured music in this episode includes:

    Everything Changes and Walking Around Looking Like Animals and Faces by Dorje Lamb

    along with

    The Leaves of the Sea by The Halcyon Brothers

    This episode was written, produced and narrated by Björ6n Oranj.

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube.

    Learn more about the art collective that is This Isn't Just a Cult at our website.

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    writing / fiction  / tree climbing / Dr. Seuss / storytelling / Indie Music

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  • Björ6n Oranj assists a listener who is finding it difficult to communicate with a housemate.

    Featured music in this episode includes:

    The Rainbow Crown Dead Man and The All Good by Mint Machete

    along with

    I Don't Care by The Halcyon Brothers

    This episode was written, produced and narrated by Björ6n Oranj.

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube.

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    writing / fiction  / complaints / room mates / communal living / Indie Music

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  • Björ6n Oranj ponders funerals, formalities, family, friendship and fIREHOSE.

    Featured music in this episode includes:

    The Fire of No by Mint Machete

    a snippet of Brave Captain by fIREHOSE

    Coca-Cola Freakouts by The Halcyon Brothers

    and Joe Is About to Lose His Shit by The Creeping Man

    This episode was written, produced and narrated by Björ6n Oranj.

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube.

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    writing / fiction  / fIREHOSE / funeral / death / Indie Music

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  • Have you ever had a dude, probably in his thirties wearing a well-worn My Little Pony hoodie, ride up to your house on a vintage Raleigh velodrome bike, hand you an envelope from Milo Lulu, throw his cigar butt into the fresh snow of your yard, flip you off and then ride off rather precariously down the icy road?  Björ6n Oranj just had that experience and tells the tale.

    Featured music in this episode includes:

    The Black Stork by The Creeping Man from Knobs

    Cat or a Man by Björ6n Oranj from Dastards

    and Ringborn by Mint Machete

    This episode was written by Milo Lulu and Björ6n Oranj with production and narration by Björ6n Oranj.

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube.

    Learn more about the art collective that is This Isn't Just a Cult at our website.

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    writing / fiction  / cat / Frisbee / Merchant & Ivory / vegan / storytelling

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  • We apologize. It's been a while since we posted an episode. What can be said? Things got weird. Björ6n Oranj supplies an update while also reaching into a rather surprising mailbag of postcards that mysteriously landed at his new base of operations.

    Featured music in this episode includes:

    Classic Cars for Classic Assholes by Bosky Rumbluffer from Everything's Fucked

    Heirlooms for Granite Tombs by The Halcyon Brothers from Whisper the Moon and the Stars Will Revolt

    Vultures Are Icky by Björ6n Oranj & M0ssy Tr0n

    I Shoulda Gone Home after the Tiramisu & Alma by The Creeping Man from Knobs

    This episode was written, produced and narrated by Björ6n Oranj.

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube.

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    writing / fiction  / mail / postcards / absurd comedy

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  • Apparently people are looking for something to read. We have been getting a number of inquiries asking for recommendations. So, Björ6n Oranj is offering up some of his latest finds. You'll get a variety: paranormal action-adventure, inspirational biography, community drama, experimental fiction and quirky non-fiction.

    Featured music in this episode includes:

    Not This by Mint Machete

    Orchid by The Halcyon Brothers from Set Upon by Satellites

    Jesus H. Christ on Dramamine by This Isn't Just a Cult from Shake Hands with Danger

    She's Just Like You by Björ6n Oranj

    Betty by The Creeping Man from Nothing to Be Afraid Of

    and You Make Me the Professor by Sean McNamee from Long Live the Gold Rush

    This episode was produced and narrated by Björ6n Oranj.

    Are you a Prince fan? We are. If you are not, there is clearly something wrong with you. Check out The Mountains and the Sea to get your Prince podcast fix.

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube.

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    writing / fiction  / parody / books / book reviews / comedy

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  • Part 7 of The Long Lightning by Erik Blagsvedt as narrated by Stephen Indrisano. 

    We left you on a bit of a cliffhanger with the ending of part 6. Sorry about that. Here's a recap. The Tammy Bins have circulated the punctuated burning airlines of manipulated spacetime with reverence and decay born of crimson electrification and mounting oracle juice effecting both my hat and your speed dot connection transmission through common feelsport and bubbling tap-taps. That about sums it up.

    We would like to thank Stephen Indrisano for his nimble wordplay performance. You can get his comedic take on the catalog of Stephen King at The Stephen King Boo! Club and learn more about his technical prowess at Indrisano Audio Services.

    This episode was produced, edited and soundscaped by Björ6n Oranj.

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube.

    Learn more about the art collective that is This Isn't Just a Cult at our website.

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    writing / fiction  / poetry / abstract / abstract poetry / soundscape 

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  • Moon Boy got kicked out of Heaven.

    Then he blew his top and shot out some stars.

    It's a love story.

    This episode was written, produced and performed by Björ6n Oranj. It features the songs We'll Always Be Together as well as Over the Moon by The Halcyon Brothers from their album Set Upon by Satellites. Bosky Rumbluffer provided the soundscape. 

    You can listen to The Halcyon Brothers on all the platforms including: Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, Deezer, Bandcamp, YouTube, iHeartRadio & Soundcloud.

    This Isn't Just a Cult is an art collective emphasizing community creativity. You can always find more about This Isn't Just a Cult at our website.

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    parody / commercial / comedy / comedy podcast / parody podcast / absurd /indie rock / indie music / heaven / Las Vegas / Gram Parsons / The Neon Museum / The Pinball Hall of Fame / Cosmic Assets / Bowling / fiction / creative writing / angel / love / Vickie's Diner / Albert Camus / absurdism / storytelling

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  • There are a lot of podcasts out there and that means there is a pretty vast podcast community. Really, the only folks listening to podcasts are individuals who are also making podcasts. Since only 17 people worldwide are actually earning any sort of profit from producing podcasts, the community relies on each other to for technological, legal, promotional and voice-over assistance. Members of that community have appeared on this very show, and This Isn't Just a Cult's Björ6n Oranj has provided the voice of Sherlock Butternuts on Hey, That’s No Way to Say Hello, Mr. Magnet on Your Yo-Yo’s Got to Go-Go, and Dr. Jack Billings on Jack Billings Presents: Me and My Neighbor Michael. 

    In this episode, Björ6n guides you through some of his absurd guest appearances as pharmacist and mayoral candidate Dr. Jack Billings.

    Featured music in this episode includes Cypress Monolith (the Jericho Smile), Quixotic Demagogue and Jingoistic Juggernaut by Squinting Matador.

    This Isn't Just a Cult is an art collective with it's focus on collaboration, community and creativity. You can always find more about This Isn't Just a Cult at our website.

    If you prefer your podcasts in video form, head over to our YouTube Channel.

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    comedy / comedy podcast / abstract

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  • Chris Campbell [a.k.a. The Creeping Man] created this sound collage for you the listener to ponder. He hopes it will spark that existential conversation you have been postponing with a loved one. Also, it is meant to inspire you to aspire. To reach for the stars. To swing for the fences. To boil the ocean. To bounce like a Muppet. To never Leggo the Eggo. 

    This Isn't Just a Cult is an art collective with it's focus on collaboration, community and creativity. You can always find more about This Isn't Just a Cult at our website.

    If you prefer your podcasts in video form, head over to our YouTube Channel.

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    parody / commercial / comedy / advertising / comedy podcast / parody podcast / absurd /abstract / audio collage

  • Part 6 of The Long Lightning by Erik Blagsvedt as narrated by Yall Yall. 

    Many listeners have contacted us about this series and asked why? Good question. Well, simply put, it's because we think about thorns. The odd bequest of a fuchsia bender to sequin a soliloquy songbird to frisk our winch and our growing branching passwords in a beret of failure that protrudes a solitary wildcat. 

    We would like to thank Yall Yall for his wonderful performance. Go over to Boothin' Pod to listen to more of his musings along with some amazing freestyle raps. It's a great listen.

    Featured in this episode is Dramas [BANG!] Art by Björ6n Oranj. You can find it on the album Dastards. It is available on all the streaming services.

    We would like to thank our sponsors of this Episode, The Halcyon Brothers. They have a brand new album, We Might Fall Apart, that is available everywhere.

    This episode was produced, edited and soundscaped by Björ6n Oranj. 

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube.

    Learn more about the art collective that is This Isn't Just a Cult at our website.

    AND... find us on Instagram & Twitter

    bjor6n oranj / writing / fiction / Y'all Y'all / Erik Blabgsvedt / poetry / abstract / abstract poetry / soundscape / boothin' / ' boothin' pod

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  • There are soooooo many meal delivery services on the market these days. They all offer healthy meal plans for a variety of diets. How can one choose? Don't worry. There is one choice that gives you everything and just a little bit more. Dastard Chef has been a longtime supporter of our podcast and honestly, we would praise them even if they didn't support us. Their product is just that superior to everything else on the market. In this bonus episode, give a listen and find out why Dastard Chef is the only choice in meal delivery services.

    This episode contains the songs Quixotic Demagogue and Jingoistic Juggernaut by Squinting Matador.

    You can always find more about This Isn't Just a Cult at our website.

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    parody / commercial / comedy / advertising / comedy podcast / parody podcast / absurd /abstract / food delivery

  • This isn't just a cult. This is an art collective. Within that constellation is an indie rock band known as The Halcyon Brothers. For the first time in nine years, The Halcyon Brothers are releasing an album of new music [We Might Fall Apart]. Super fan Chris Campbell [aka The Creeping Man] tracks down founding members Bosky Rumbluffer and Björ6n Oranj to learn more about this album, their history and their creative philosophies.  What he got was tales about dune buggies, legal problems in Estonia involving Martin Scorsese, the name Elmer, famous hair stylists, hiking in Laos, single use toothbrushes and why we might fall apart. 

    Listen to The Halcyon Brothers on all the platforms including: Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, Deezer, Bandcamp, YouTube, iHeartRadio & Soundcloud.

    This episode was written and performed by Björ6n Oranj, Chris Campbell and Bosky Rumbluffer. It features the songs Leaves of the Sea, Every Blink and Stare as well as Hearts and Chart  by The Halcyon Brothers from We Might Fall Apart. Soundscape music includes Deuces, Hard Boiled, Kool Kats, Lobby Time, Mining for Moonlight, On the Ground, Spy Glass and Zazie by Kevin MacLeod. [Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]. Thank you Kevin.

    This episode also included a promo piece from our friends over at Jack Billings Presents: Me and My Neighbor Michael. 

    This Isn't Just a Cult is an art collective emphasizing community creativity. You can always find more about This Isn't Just a Cult at our website.

    If you prefer your podcasts in video form, head over to our YouTube Channel.

    AND... find us on Instagram & Twitter

    parody / commercial / comedy / comedy podcast / parody podcast / absurd /indie rock / indie music / fiction

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  • Now available on Doo-Tel, WE MIGHT FALL APART!!! 10 songs in under 30 minutes from your friends The Halcyon Brothers. Rattled rock music for addled times!!!

    Björ6n Oranj and Bosky Rumbluffer continue to adorn the worrisome burden in striking costumes of  thrifty finds. As usual, there is a calming  intention. As usual, the audacity is not interested in serenity. They  end up with the blinking leaves from the message man. The truth of  hearts as seen on charts because everyone has something to sell including Gladys. The selling is buying and if you buy one, you can see  that it will all lead to a farewell transmission.

    Everything good in life is really getting scarce. We might rise up if we  care. We might fall apart. Those are the options. 

    Available now on all your favorite streaming services including: Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, Deezer, Bandcamp, YouTube, iHeartRadio & Soundcloud. Rock on!!

    The Halcyon Members are members of the art collective This Isn't Just a Cult. Learn more at the website.

    parody / commercial / comedy / advertising / comedy podcast / parody podcast / absurd /abstract / indie rock / indie music / creativity

  • This Isn't Just a Cult. This is an art collective. This is a band. This is a podcast. Makes sense right? Sure it does.

    Okay, let's see. This is a podcast of Real Fiction featuring music from the This Isn’t Just a  Cult constellation of artists and stories of regret, elation, mysticism,  headaches, heartaches, harpoons and merit badges. It's perfect for every  situation. Except four.

    Better?

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    this isn't just a cult  / writing  / fiction / parody  / satire  / comedy  / art / indie music / björ6n oranj /  the creeping man / mint machete / bosky rumbluffer / the halcyon brothers / squid1969 / squinting matador / commercial / advertising / comedy podcast / absurd /abstract / soundscape / sound design / creativity / community

  • Reach in there and touch it. Get in deep—up to your elbow at least. Wiggle your fingers. Can you feel it? What you are experiencing is the all new for 2020 Tesla Eel and this Eel is electric.

    Experience Tesla Eel: The perfect blend of eco-friendly and deadly.

    This bonus episode was written by Chris Campbell [aka The Creeping Man] and Björ6n Oranj. Narration, soundscape and production was handled by Björ6n Oranj.

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube.

    Learn more about the art collective that is This Isn't Just a Cult at our website.

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    writing / fiction / parody / commercial / comedy / advertising / comedy podcast / parody podcast / absurd /abstract

  • Part 5 of The Long Lightning by Erik Blagsvedt as narrated by Bjor6n Oranj. Abstract poetry read out loud because...because...BECAUSE seeking kitten righteousness about tomorrow will wrestle itself if barracuda has enough truck stop of its own. Because after a long and difficult presidency, no cognac but only an ambrosia dork like a giant wrench stenographer squanders moss like a physicist.  Because this is an afternoon orgy more than a choirmaster.

    This episode was written by Erik Blagsvedt and Bjor6n Oranj. It features a soundscape created by Kevotri. Check out more of his work at Soundcloud and Spotify. 

    If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube.

    This Isn't Just a Cult is an art collective emphasizing community and creativity. Learn more about the art collective that is This Isn't Just a Cult at our website.

    AND... find us on Instagram & Twitter

    björ6n oranj / writing / fiction / Erik Blabgsvedt / poetry / abstract / abstract poetry / soundscape / Kevoti 

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