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Your favorite common law married podcast couple is back this week and Bryan is giving us New York Bagel recs and we ask ourselves why all the European soccer jerseys in the World Cup are tight but Americans have a relaxed fit. Bryan discusses how corporate sponsorship dwindling during the second Trump term hasn’t affected the fight amidst the celebration, and how the UK has finally banned conversion therapy. Erin tells us about the Texas GOP has shot themselves in the foot with infighting at their convention debating the banning of IVF and surrogacy for their party platform.
Bryan's show Are You Mad At Me?? opens July 10 and runs through August 15th! Attitudes listeners get $10 off tickets with promo code IMSORRY. Get your tickets here.
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This week Bryan's in a bad mood and Erin's back in LA staying at a weird hotel with questionable design and decor as we share gym hacks and review Steven Spielberg's filmography. Erin covers Missouri's abortion restrictions being overturned by Jackson County Judge Jerri Zhang removing requirements for a 72 hour waiting period, medical staff licensing and allowing medication abortions to continue for the first time since 2018. Bryan discusses how red states like Indiana and Tennessee are attempting to take focus off of Pride and rebrand June as Nuclear Family Month.
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This week we find out we're one degree of separation away from Kim Gravel, and Bryan unearths some newspaper clippings from the 70s about how to be a wife, leading to some scintillating anecdotes from housewives trying to achieve climax from their husbands. Bryan discusses last week's San Francisco Giants Pride Night and how players Landen Roupp, JT Brubaker and Ryan Walker decided to make a statement by writing a bible verse on their rainbow caps instead of just opting not to wear them. Erin details a horrifying story of fertility fraud in Hawaii where retired gynecologist Dr. William McKenzie was found to have inseminated dozens of women with his own semen and faced no consequences due to no state laws prohibiting it.
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The People's Prince™ Bryan Safi has returned to LA after his Austin convention experience just after Spencer Pratt lost his mayoral primary race. Erin's bundled up at home watching Agatha Christie's Poirot and trying to get past all the subtle 80s racism and spit curls. Erin discusses North Carolina Republicans' latest attempt at anti-abortion legislation that deputizes any citizen to use deadly force if necessary to protect the life of unborn children. Bryan tells us about Canadian adult film star Milo Miles' recent 10 year ban from the United States after being detained in Toronto and questioned over two days by US Border Patrol over his line of work and items in his luggage.
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Bryan's making his Off-Broadway debut July 10-August 15th! Attitudes listeners get $10 off tickets for the first two weeks of the run with code IMSORRY. Get tickets here.
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This week Bryan is hangry and attempts to eat his just-delivered sandwich off-camera while Erin pitches her 10 million dollar Steel Magnolias commercial idea. Bryan discusses Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's lawsuit against the Denton Pride organization for hosting their annual pool party, and how NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani's "Trans Rights Are Human Rights" campaign aims to protect some of the city's most marginalized. Erin covers the Hamptons' newest designer gynecologist Dr. Amir Marashi and how the "Vagilangelo" aims to tighten and rejuvenate the vaginas for the most affluent New Yorkers.
Bryan's one man show Are You Mad At Me?? plays the HERE Arts Center in New York July 10th-August 15th. Get your tickets here!
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Bryan's back from his quick trip to Mexico with a shopping haul and Erin's new favorite yogurt has inspirational quotes on the lid. Erin discusses how Oklahoma's legislature barely passed a child marriage ban and calls out those who voted against it. Bryan covers the ILGA Rainbow Map and how each European country's ranking has either gone up or down in the last year and why.
Tickets to Bryan's show Are You Mad At Me?? in New York this summer are now on sale here! Get $10 off tickets for the first two weeks of the run using code IMSORRY.
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We're taking this week off and are giving you a peek behind the paywall.
Dateline: Season 34, Episode 8 - Running Man. This episode should've been titled The Untold Andrea Canning Biography. A focus on the victim? Not a chance if Andrea has anything to do with it. Canada, ski slope founders, bump-its and McDonalds chandeliers.
Investigators discover a car engulfed in flames in a remote wooded area near the Blue Mountains; when first responders pull the body of a local mother from the wreckage, the question arises: was the crash an accident, or something far more sinister?
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This week get ready for surfing the internet with your aunts as Erin and Bryan rifle through some of their favorite websites and review art, estate sale pantyhose dolls and chocolate truffle characters you'd have to see to believe. Bryan discusses discourse infiltrating gay social media regarding "PrEP Belly" and some refusing to taking the HIV-preventing medication due to fears of long-term bloating affecting their physique. Erin reports on the minnesota women who lured ICE agents into a honeytrap to obtain raid locations and notified their wives of infidelity with screenshots of their chat logs.
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This week we pull out The Secret Language of Birthdays from the 90s and read off personality breakdowns and find out which celebrities were born on the same date, plus some love for Broadway's Bob Fosse and how he changed theater and dance. Erin discusses the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals reinstated restrictions on Mifepristone, and how the Supreme Court temporarily restored access to the drug via mail until May 11, 2026. Bryan discusses a study published in Annals of Tourism Research showing how queer men of color from London feel sexier and more noticed on dating apps while on vacation, plus how St. George, Utah has to pay the legal fees for a group of drag queens who sued for being denied a permit for an all-ages drag show in a public park.
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We're coming in hot this week with our Lady Attorneys as we recover from skin care regimens that left us red and burnt. Bryan just found out SoulCycle still exists and is on the hunt for a gay personal trainer. Erin went to the Buffalo Thunder Casino to see Ancient Aliens Live! Bryan discusses the Trump Administration's new proposed rule making it more difficult for transgender Americans to own a firearm, and the shocking conservative ally on the right side of history. Erin tells us about acting Navy Secretary Hung Cao and his questionable past proclaiming witchcraft and the Wiccan community have taken over Monterey, California.
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Erin is kicked out of the closet and shows off her ceramic Maxine-style cigarette now gracing her desk. Bryan got his pilot's license and flew on his Chestnut to Florida for 36 hours and got a free smoothie. Erin tells us the horrifying details in a CNN report about internet group chats encouraging men on how to drug and assault their wives and swap tips on how to get away with it, plus how Missouri finally legalized divorce for pregnant women. Bryan shares details of a Wired Magazine investigation into Madison Square Garden owner Jim Dolan and his intrusive face-recogniton technology were used to target a trans woman and ban her from his venues.
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This week we're celebrating the historic Artemis II astronauts, pencils, old school sharpeners, and wondering why counties are boringly named the same as cities. Bryan discusses the Trump Administration backing down and allowing a pride flag to be permanently flown at the Stonewall National Monument, and how San Francisco-based Philz Coffee is starting a new policy removing pride flags from their shops. Erin tells us about the horrifying new trend of "alpine divorce" leaving women stranded (or worse) while hiking treacherous locations with their partners.
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Bryan's back in NYC and had a celebrity run-in at one of his favorite restaurants. Erin is somehow seeing all the Summer House news despite never having watched a second of the show, and Bryan tries to convince her to watch Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Erin discusses Nobel Prize-winning economist Claudia Goldin and how she helped the WNBA negotiate higher salaries by using data comparing the disparity between their male counterparts. Bryan covers Maryland's HB 649 passing which expands protections for transgender students across the states and gives them the right to sue schools for discrimination.
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We're coming in hot this week with thoughts on those books you see at the airport stores, a new segment, Sandwich Time, where we do a deep dive on the Schlotzsky's chain. Bryan shares the news of the Supreme Court striking down the Colorado ban on conversion therapy in a shocking 8-1 decision, plus how a new trend for liberal politicians is leading them to subtly call their opponents gay. Erin discusses Florida's failure to pass a ban on marrying cousins, and how Texas Comptroller Kelly Hancock targeted POC and women-owned businesses by removing them from the state's HUB program.
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Erin's fresh from a lung drip and talking "juvie stuff" with an ex-cop and Bryan was astounded by the bad wigs at his favorite community theater's production of Steel Magnolias. Erin discusses the U.N.'s Commission on the Status of Women and how the United States was the only vote against the agenda of strengthening access to justice for women and girls by eliminating discriminatory laws and practices. Bryan celebrates Aaron Rourke becoming the first openly gay champion in WWE Developmental history.
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This week we're joined by our Lady Attorneys and break down the Oscars (aka the Chalamet-shaming ceremony). Erin rips into tech bro supervillain Alex Karp for believing that AI will disrupt society by sidelining women who vote Democrat and ruin jobs for the working class. Bryan tells us about the current lawsuit by the American Historical Association against DOGE for violating the Federal Equal Protection Clause of the 5th amendment by canceling grants due to “DEI”.
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Bryan's back in El Paso with his parents and binging Australian Married at First Sight: Australia. Erin is rekindling her love of Judy Tenuta and is sent a video of a man in Helsinki obsessed with Texan cowboy culture . Erin discusses the rapid decline in the U.S. birth rate and how the government refuses to incentivize young mothers to make more babies. Bryan reviews recent polling from the Pew Research Center and YouGov showing that more Americans now believe being gay is morally unacceptable and that LGBTQ+ discrimination is not a serious problem in the country.
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Erin’s back from the doctor after being diagnosed with walking pneumonia and she’s coping by giving us a crash course on the joys of zydeco music and bayou culture. Bryan covers Florida cutting funding to the AIDS Drug Assistance Program (ADAP) and the effects it will have on the 16,000 who could lose access to critical treatment. Erin discusses Kansas’ State Bill 244 which invalidated ID cards for trans citizens who use a gender marker other than what they were assigned at birth.
Kansas Trans Resources:
LGBTQ Foundation of Kansas
Kansas City DSA
Sarah Kate Smigel
Kayden Coleman
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This week Erin's back from a surprising weekend getaway in Austin, and Bryan learns a new podiatric way of feeling the music by an experienced elder at the LA Philharmonic. Erin celebrates Alysa Liu's gold medal-winning performance at the Winter Olympics and how her return to the sport is changing the antiquated techniques that have been used to train female athletes for decades. Bryan discusses a recent court ruling in Texas halting enforcement of "DEI bans" including the banning of LGBTQ+ clubs in schools and deadnaming students in Houston, Plano and Katy.
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This week Bryan was surprised by a special guest performance at the Los Angeles Philharmonic, and Erin gets her ass handed to her by a boomer client at the salon. Bryan discusses the Trump administration's order to remove the Pride flag from the Stonewall National Monument, and Erin covers the Save Act returning to Congress and the effect it would have on minority and married voters in upcoming elections.
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