Episodes

  • With Mr P on his travels to Asia doing his training, The Other Mr P welcomes Andy Day to the podcast, star of CBeebies, lead singer of Andy and the Oddsocks and a patron of Anti-Bullying week. Andy talks about his new book ‘Dino Dad - Ice Age’ as well as discussing his own school days! We hope you all enjoy.
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  • LO: To Make Sure The Mic Isn't On When You Visit The Loo!

    The Mr Ps are back together for episode 194 before Mr P embarks on a whirlwind tour of South Asia! ✈️
    In this week's catch-up, the brothers discuss Mr P's upcoming work trip, his flying anxieties, and also learn the origins of Halloween before sharing some other basic knowledge that a scary amount of people don’t know. The lads then answer some more of your listener questions including which film titles describe their teaching style. 

    They also discuss a listener's dilemma about being denied time off to attend her child's sports day, leading to a broader conversation about teacher retention and work-life balance. Before sharing more of your hilarious tales including one of the worst places to bump into a parent and a massive error a teacher made after going to the toilet.

    As always, they bring plenty of laughs and relatable stories from the classroom.
    Don't forget to share your own questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode.
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  • LO - To Know How To Catch A Ghost In Your Classroom

    The Mr Ps are back with another packed episode recorded on Halloween! 🎃

    In this week's catch-up, Mr P shares why he's not a fan of Halloween and reminisce about some of their epic fancy dress parties from the past.
    They answer some of your listener questions before creating their dream teaching staff by assigning famous people to different subjects—find out who they'd pick to educate the next generation! 📚
    They share some ridiculous parent complaints they've encountered, proving that teaching is full of surprises. Finally, they read some more of your hilarious listener stories.
    Don't forget to share your own questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode.
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  • The Mr Ps are back with a special half-term episode! 🎉

    In this week's catch-up, the brothers chat about their differing half-term breaks. Adam shares how he's been busy making his fim debut whereas Mr P is crawling to the half term break. Mr P recounts a harrowing experience after his dog was nearly mauled but now knows how to deal with it if it was to happen again.

    The lads rank their favourite school disco songs before answering some of your listener questions and sharing some hilarious teacher tired stories before finishing with a story of petty revenge. ​

    Don't forget to share your own questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode.
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  • LO: To never laugh when telling a student off no matter how funny it may be.

    The Mr Ps are back with another packed episode, and this time they're both feeling the Monday blues! 😴

    Despite the tiredness, the lads share a thread on things people believe to be 100% true without any solid evidence. From kids sensing when you're hungover and acting up, to printers only breaking down when you're in a rush.

    In their ranking segment, the brothers list their top 5 films set in schools, which turns into one of the hardest rankings as their are so many classics!

    As always, we've got some side-splitting listener stories! This week, teachers share the funniest reasons they've had to tell a student off. From kids saying the most unexpected things to hilarious classroom mishaps, these anecdotes will have you laughing out loud!

    Don't forget to share your own questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode.
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  • In this episode, the lads are joined by none other than Alex Horne, the mastermind behind the hit TV show Taskmaster. They delve into the origins of the show, discussing how a fun idea among friends transformed into a television sensation enjoyed by millions.

    Alex discusses the Taskmaster Education initiative, which brings the fun and creativity of the show into schools which every school can sign up to at taskmastereducation.com. Alex explains how teachers and students can get involved, promoting teamwork and out-of-the-box thinking in the classroom.

    As always, we've got some laughs along the way. Alex reminisces about his own school days, sharing hilarious anecdotes and discussing how his experiences shaped his career.

    Make sure you share your questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode.

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  • We’re back with another episode, and it’s a special one as we celebrate The Other Mr P’s birthday! 🎉 Adam shares the continuing saga of his elusive Ultimate Warrior towel—lost and found not once, but twice, is it lost forever?

    In our ranking of the week, we’re getting into the autumn spirit by listing our top five Harvest assembly bangers.

    We tackle a listener’s juicy dilemma, share stories of the weirdest thing a kid did at your school, share a massive O and finish with a listener’s ultimate act of petty revenge on her toxic school.

    Make sure you share your questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode.

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  • The Mr Ps are back with another packed episode, venting about the recent gloomy weather and how it impacts school life.

    The lads discuss the recent news that former MP Jonathan Gullis is struggling to return to teaching, sharing their thoughts on why he might be finding it hard to get back into teaching despite a huge recruitment crisis.

    They delve into the topic of things that instantly irritate them, particularly in the school environment and what makes them go from 0 to 100

    As always, we’ve got some hilarious listener stories, including tales of teachers trying to show off and it backfiring spectacularly. From PE mishaps to classroom blunders, these anecdotes are sure to give you a good laugh!

    Make sure you share your questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode.

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  • The Two Mr Ps are back together in the same room after a few weeks apart, catching up on their recent adventures. Adam shares his eventful weekend in London, where he watched the Anthony Joshua fight and reflects on the realities of getting older and the toll of heavy weekends.

    The brothers introduce a new ranking segment, diving into a nostalgic list of things from their childhood that kids today will never experience, reminiscing about simpler times and the lost joys of their youth.

    They tackle a listener's dilemma about becoming a teaching assistant with a phobia that might make the job a bit of a struggle.

    The episode wraps up with some hilarious and cringe-worthy stories from the classroom, including an EYFS teacher's sticky situation involving a student's unconventional use of "glue" and a teacher hiding under a desk to avoid an angry parent.

    Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.
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  • Mr P is back in Newcastle delivering his popular year group cluster training sessions. Interested in booking one for your school or trust? Get in touch!

    Adam shares his eventful week, including running football trials for Years 5 and 6 and a hilarious swimming lesson where the kids thought he needed lessons himself!

    We discuss how the new school year is in full swing and the reality of when the novelty wears off for both teachers and students.

    Ever wondered what Jack Nicholson's iconic line from The Shining would be if the film were made today? We explore modern alternatives to "Here's Johnny!" and share our thoughts on the latest playground trends like the "Skibidi Toilet" craze. Our "Ranking of the Week" is back! This time, we're bravely ranking our favourite primary year groups to teach, from least to most preferred. Will you agree with our choices?

    We also share some hilarious teacher nicknames submitted by listeners, an awkward encounter in a supermarket's toiletry aisle, and an embarrassing moment at the opticians.

    Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.

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  • We have completed the trilogy and have released a third book - "How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups". Order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    The new school year is well underway, so it's time for a story about a colonoscopy, a changing room mishap, and getting caught watching a meerkat at its most intimate moment.

    The new school year is well underway, so it's time for a story about a colonoscopy,
    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. 

    Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.
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  • We have completed the trilogy and have released a third book - "How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups". Order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    The Two Mr Ps are back for the new school year! They have stories about home visits, a dilemma involving husband and wife drama, and there's even a dead dog.

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. 

    Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.
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  • We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    Mr P and the other Mr P speak to comedian Scott Bennett about the stuff we keep in our lofts, his kids, and how he balances his job with family life.

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. 

    Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.
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  • We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    Take a trip down memory lane as the 2 Mr Ps speak to James Partridge, the singing teacher, currently wrapping up an Edinburgh Fringe show about Primary School Assembly Bangers!

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. 

    Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.
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  • We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    The Two Mr Ps spoke to comedian and podcaster, Dan Nightingale about the raucous crowds at live shows, and they put some of your stories and dilemmas to him!

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. 

    Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.
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  • We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    Mr P caught up with podcast superstars, Lauren and Nicole from Self Care Club - a podcast where they test out self care treatments so you don't have to... anything from goat yoga to singing at flowers!

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. 

    Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.
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  • We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    Mr P gets his fan-girl on and speaks to the one and only Alastair Campbell about his books, his podcasts, and about education in politics.

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. 

    Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.
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  • We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    Mr P catches up with George Pointon (@GeorgePointon_ on X) to talk about his 29 challenges to aid child poverty, his journey into teaching, and Lee even sets one of the 29 challenges!

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. 

    Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.
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  • We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    It is the last normal episode of the season, however, over the summer break we have managed to record some really exciting interviews with different guests to keep everything ticking over during the summer break. In this final episode of season 7, the two Mr Ps share their end of year party stories before sharing some of your tales. They share some of the most unusual end of year gifts before sharing some more of your hilarious stories. 

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. 

    Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.
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  • We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    It has been a while but The Mr P's are back for another packed episode. The lads catch up after missing the last couple of weeks due to illness. The Other Mr P talks about how football not coming home left him in the hospital and Mr P talks about visiting the DFE for the first time. The Mr Ps then talk through some dilemmas, share some more of your hilarious stories, finishing with a belting story of some epic fails during an interview.

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. 

    Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.
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