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Kava ceremony, Robbie's Fiji getaway, Dart's bathroom conspiracy solved, Lynchian barber experience and menagerie of humourous internet finds.
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Waddup Slime?
The boys kicked it off with a pass ag royal inquisition conducted by Rob into Dart's extensive teeth brushing routine.
However, any wounds are healed as the boys warmly recall a special boozy sleep over night that resulted in Robbie presenting Dart with a very special proposal.
The menagerie is opened on this ep for general viewing and Robbie recounts a real life, tragic, but curious encounter.
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In this one: Baby Reindeer, Kendrick v Drake, and IGA micro-aggressions.
Outro: i.v & Detente - Burnout / Mechanical Pencils -
E Komo Mai To Meet You!
Welcome back to a podcast so sexual, you will want to shove a tennis racket up your arse.
We saw Challengers (2024). It got Dart super horny, but unfortunately Robbie was distracted by a broken chair and bar obstructing his view.
Drug induced revelations, Bitcoin, Dart’s low hanging wall art, Robbie’s trip to Hawai’i, and Sam Campbell’s recent Australian stand-up show!
A hui hou,
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Eyyyyy. The boys are back but Dart has long covid :(... :3
We finally dive into Nathan Fielder and Benny Safdie's masterpiece 'The Curse' (2023), starring them and Emma Stone. For optimal listening, watch all 10 episodes prior (available on Paramount Plus).
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The fire burns on,
D + R
Intro: John Medeski - House Reveal -
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In this one: Two Weddings and a Bluesfest...
Intro: Louis Cole - Tiny Losses
Outro: Louis Cole - End of The Night -
We watched the Roast of John Cleese… but Robbie got cancelled??
Dart tried out a new barber and ended up getting more than a trim! You will not believe this one…
The infamous group chat continues to be an overwhelming force in our lives. Jordan Sharp is called for comment after recently leaving.
And does intent matter? Sound off in the comments.
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Intro/Outro: Mark Janello - Imaginary Voyage II. (flute quartet) -
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In this one: shit sleeping habits, cold, dark times in school, the unexamined life, the almost unwatchable Poor Things (2023), Dart's irritation at people using "boundaries" as an excuse to guard inconsequential crap... And is it better to live an active (decisive) or passive (indecisive) life? -
May your Apple Watch chip and shatter. Just joking.
Hello FR3AKS! Welcome to meet you! Robbie and Dart dissect Denis Villeneuve's brutalist sci-fi epic Dune: Part Two (2024) and gush over MGMT's modern masterpiece Loss of Life (2024).
Memoir titles are brainstormed and Dart shamefully talks about having to piss in a bucket in his own home as a 32 year old man.
And brand new segment: Through The Looking Glass… Enjoy! But also beware...
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Intro: camiidae - butterfly
Outro: camiidae - bumblebee -
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Well well well, won't you give it up for your boys Darcy Solomon (Dart Sultan) and Dobbie Armfield (Robbie Armfield) as they bring you another episode of the show eclipsing the Australian podcast sector - Welcome To Meet You!
*crowd cuts sick*
The boys are kicking off their big podcast year right by studying the masters (Mr Beast), Dart finally began watching Nathan Fielders' surreal HBO nightmare 'The Curse', and Robbie had his beach visit tainted by a satanic beach bum.
Strange sights at an amateur comedy night, we journey through Dart's Menagerie, visit a sex shop and reminisce about the best gigs ever attended. This episode is exclusively for you, Patreons. Thank you so much for your support. -
"Dart, you moving to Sydney has caused a cataclysmic vibe shift." - Jordan Sharp
In the lead up to his new show 'The Book', as well as getting on the nod together at a Joeyy show, the boys invited comedian and friend Jordan Sharp into the weed-o-sphere.
However…
When you lock three alpha wolves in a room with only one bowl of chum... heh heh... well you can imagine what happens next...
Due to the tumultuous nature of the recordings as well as various other issues, what you will hear is the final product of Robbie's valiant effort to piece together several episodes that were deemed somewhat unlistenable.
From the ethereal waiting room that is Sofia Coppola's 'Priscilla', to Ye's Reich adjacent 'Vultures 1', NOTHING was off limits as the boys took shots OF purple slizzurp drank and AT one another.
Enjoy...
TLDR: Robbie’s erotica, Dart’s weed habits, Sofia Coppola’s Priscilla and Ye’s Vultures 1
Jordan Sharp - 'The Book':
https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/jordan-sharp
https://www.factorytheatre.com.au/event/jordan-sharp-the-book/
Intro: Ioscil - Cloister
Outro: Television Personalities - The Crying Room -
AKA “Sydney Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Boner Street…”
We gather on Dart’s new Sydney-based bed to talk rubbish and devour a delectable cheeseboard, paid for by the kind WTMY Patreons! Thank you so much.
Group chat BS, Robbie’s sushi train conduct, pod guest blacklist, and brand new segment “Good Girl or Bad Girl”...
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Intro: Ye - Come To Life (@okthxbb bootleg)
Outro: Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again -
Dart has an announcement, Brides had her phone stolen at a gay rave and we check out Sylvester Stalone’s new show Tulsa King…
“1 in the pink 1 in the stink”
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Stitch ups n stand up. Fast food n fatherhood. Averageness n homelessness… Such a pleasure to chat with Australian comedy powerhouse, Aaron Gocs!
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Dart went to the hospital and Robbie and Bridie were bullied by a Tom Jones impersonator.
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Intro: Gil.Barte - Ako -
Love ‘n’ loss… Hope ‘n’ despair… Yin ‘n’ yang…
We chat about Robbie’s proposal to Bridie at the 20th anniversary screening of The Room and Dart’s recent troubles. Also Andre 3000’s GQ interview smells like roses!
The Proposal:
https://youtu.be/BfAsRfm0LdQ?si=nR_K2iXslYF7Xej0
Andre 3000’s GQ interview:
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Outro: Andre 3000 - Ninety Three ‘Til Infinity And Beyonce -
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“Healthy circumcisions, informed decisions, great conversations.”
Welcome to our new podcast: The Scandal! Today we discuss the new Willy Wonka, ATAR scores, the Bee Gees, and share a truly scandalous idea…
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Outro: Single Gun Theory - The Point Beyond Which Something Will Happen -
We’re kindly joined by the inimitable Brides to chat monkeys, washing ass, fashionistas and the final Kim Kardashian adventure!
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