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  • Lionhead, formerly Stinky

    Visits some friends post-temporal bleed

    He wants to know what they are thinking

    Now that they remember everything

    Stinky runs the Hutch

    With his gang of lops

    Helpful and servile and willing to die

    Mike gets a taste when he’s transported 

    Attacked in the night by some mystery guy


    Mike’s visit to Tryleg was perfectly timed 

    Stinky was planning to visit the Base

    While Project Hail Mary plays in the background

    Mike, Mikey, and Stinky are taken away

    There’s a metal cube

    Oh, what does it do?

    Mike think he has a decent idea

    It’s important work

    Or so I’ve heard

    A cauliflower scenario coming soon


    And no one remembers Ducky but me

    No one remembers Ducky but me

    I thought the point of this thing

    Was everyone remembers every single thing

    But no one remembers Ducky

     

    Tex has a nightmare, scaring him straight

    He and the Numbers smash up the vats

    He catches Michael in Mike's fireplace

    What reason could he have for something like that?

    He and TXdawg leap

    Out and seize the beast

    They perform a citizen’s arrest

    They transport to Base

    So that he can face

    Marissa’s attempts to make him confess


    New Mike and MDawg are up on the roof

    MDawg wants to stay forever in now

    A crow brings them an interesting coin

    Now we know where Matt’s been sneaking around

    It’s from Bradford’s group

    Now they have the proof

    Matt has joined the society

    At the lost and found

    Matt is led around

    By lop, with orders to locate Stinky


    The Complex is nice, the bunnies are cute

    But Troy, Ty, and Britches have business to do

    They check out the Base and scour for clues

    A hat from Rugby, an arm that came loose

    Now the path is clear

    To Rugby from here

    Britches arranges for transportation

    They shoot Silver Fox

    Mikey’s in the trunk

    A coin in a Leg makes them all disappear


    lop’s got 100 things on his place

    A percent of him is in yellowknife

    He lands in an avalanche and almost freezes

    XL’s responsible for saving his life

    38’s not kind

    He wants lop to die

    Like all the lops that came there before

    lop betrays XL

    Nothing personal

    lop must survive if he wants to learn more


    The iterations are back at the Complex

    A dying Silver Fox gets Stinkybones

    He runs off to die, the others all follow

    They find his corpse, he’s left Stinky a note

    Nobody arrives

    And in the lops’ eyes

    He’s just another bunny like them

    With Stinky as the prize

    He takes Salt inside

    The Bunny Complex to search for him there


    Turns out Salt is no stranger to hardship

    He was almost killed while building a cube

    The lop that was with him reports to the Compound

    To see if there’s something that Ty can do

    Ty turns out the lights

    At the Hutch that night

    Bradford’s misconduct voided the contract

    Stuck in the mudrain

    In their little cave

    Stinky falls right into Nobody’s lap


    lop’s had a hard time out in the tundra

    Turns out that XL was hiding a Leg

    He digs XL up to take it for himself

    But 47 was hiding in wait

    Now the stage is set

    All while Lieutenant

    Tricks MDawg to get in the cube

    Hornswaggle’s replaced

    And inside the cave

    Stinky transports and Mike gets loose


    Silver Fox wrote down all the details

    The Rugby idea was his own compromise

    Matt, Troy, and Britches are let out the Hutch

    Matt sits on MDawg to keep him alive

    Tex transports from Base

    To the Meating place

    The three Legs meet and form an alliance

    Now the Compound runs

    Under Bradford’s thumb

    Lop and Al get stuck on an island


    Lop’s wearing XL’s old TryLeg unit

    Now that means 38’s wearing it too

    The Meating of the Three Legs is intense

    But all of them know what they’re going to do

    Nobody outsmarts

    All their metal parts

    The array can’t withstand the attack

    Bradford’s lops swoop in

    At the last minute

    Scoop stinky up and they carry him back


    Will Stinky be a good boss

    When he runs the Compound?

    Will Mikey get his life back

    Or is he just a blob now?

    Will MDawg be a problem

    Once they stop sitting on him?

    Will they remember Ducky?

    Will they remember Ducky? 


    And no one remembers Ducky but me

    No one remembers Ducky but me

    I thought the point of this thing

    Was everyone remembers every single thing

    But no one remembers Ducky

    But me.

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  • Ben wasn’t available the week of the finale, but I did write a version of the scene in the compound where Felix was present for Bradford showing up. I sent him the script and he got me his lines this week. So, without further ado, here is Episode 252 Scene 7: Bradford Buyout Beaumont (Felix’s Version). Enjoy.


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    Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont

    David Ault as Ty Betteridge


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  • LOP EP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/lop

    All the vocal songs from season 21, the demos that inspired them, and a couple of extras for good measure. Enjoy.

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  • "They have very strong legs and may kick or scratch if they feel frightened or insecure, so everyone in the house must understand careful and calm handling." -PetMD


    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, dismemberment, disfigurement, and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]


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    Jamie Petronis as Matt

    Cody Heath as Britches

    Athan as Troy

    Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont

    David Ault as Ty Betteridge

    Taylor Michaels as Chance

    Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

    Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar


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  • “Castor from the Latin for Beaver or brown, and Rex – Latin for King.” -Source


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  • “The Blue Imperial rabbit was an English breed of domestic rabbit that is now extinct. It was used to create several modern breeds, including the American rabbit.” -Wikipedia


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  • "It is the largest known lagomorph to have ever existed, with an estimated weight of 8–12 kilograms (18–26 lb), nearly double the weight of the average Flemish Giant rabbit." - Wikipedia


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  • “Silver fox rabbits are larger than many other rabbit breeds. They can grow to be as heavy as 12 pounds, but some males will only get to be 9 pounds fully grown. This is larger than a breed standard Chihuahua or Pomeranian!” -Source


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  • “[Snowshoe hares] are shy and secretive and spend most of the day in shallow depressions, called forms, scraped out under clumps of ferns, brush thickets, and downed piles of timber. They may occasionally use the large burrows of mountain beavers as forms. … Snowshoe hares are generally solitary but may gather in small groups when feeding.” -Source


    [Warning: this episode contains depictions of game animals being used as food, natural disasters, violence, death, and wet and visceral sounds. Listener discretion is advised.]


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    TIMESTAMPS:

    Marissa’s Interrogation: 2:14

    Here In The Basement (Singalong): 7:51

    Ren Faire Postcard Stories: The Crust Punks: 12:40

    COMMEN.TARY Episode 178: A Small Cattle Drive In A Snowstorm: 55:58

    Movies With Michael Episode 3: My Name Is Nobody: 81:47


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  • CREDITS:

    Written and Created by JustJenah


    Shaun Pellington as Sax

    Cody Heath as Britches

    JustJenah as Skinner

    Dylan Griggs as Tex

    David Ault as Try Better and Outlaw Ty

    Athan as Troy, CowTroy, and Try Better


    Naem D. Chouinard on the Ukulele as well as lead and backing vocals


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  • "The commercial breeds started gaining in popularity, gradually at first, but dramatically later on as the trend gained momentum, till they edged the Tax-Xiber to the sidelines. The local breed has now lost so much of its importance that it is on the verge of extinction." -CIHEAM


    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, coercion, and a loud swallowing sound. Listener discretion is advised.]


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    Cody Heath as Britches

    Athan as Troy

    Taylor Michaels as Chance

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  • OUT NOW: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/woe-begone-music-from-the-podcast-season-5

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  • Tonight’s Top Story: Sloshing. You may have seen the viral Tiktok trend popping up on your For You Page. But is this a harmless fad or Grand Theft Jukebox? The answer at 11.


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    Cody Heath as Britches

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    David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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  • "Harlequin rabbits are friendly, playful, and social animals that thrive when they get lots of interaction with their family members. Like other pet bunnies, Harlequins need several hours of supervised time outside of their cage to get exercise and release excess energy. Rabbits that do not get enough social interaction may develop undesirable behaviors like biting, scratching, or kicking when handled." PetMD


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  • “With the exception of mating season, desert hares are generally solitary mammals. They communicate with other hares when danger is approaching by drumming their feet, but do not depend on a group for safety.” Animal Diversity Web


    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and drowning, as well as a loud sound around 10 minutes in. Listener discretion is advised.]


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  • “Jersey Wooly rabbits are most active around daybreak and sunset. They do better indoors but should have enough space to run around in the house. Allowing your rabbit to run outdoors will help it get fresh air and sunlight, which makes for a healthy life. However, make sure it is in a secure area away from other animals or possible predators.”



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  • "Lionhead rabbits are social, energetic, and enjoy human interaction, but they can be skittish and generally don't like being picked up."


    [WARNING: This episode contains discussions of and depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]


    CREDITS:

    Ben Rowe as Felix

    Fay Roberts as Samantha

    Jessica Rowe as Sammie

    David Ault as Ty Betteridge


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  • The storm was brewing

    Matt got into jazz

    The world lost all the sense it ever had

    An iteration

    Gave them advice

    They found themselves on the road at night


    And it’s not that hard

    To find an orb

    When it’s floating feet above the water

    And it’s not that smart

    To drive you car

    Right up to the bank of the river

    Keep off of the grass


    Mikey and Michael

    Beefed it with norm

    Stinky and Bradford have questions for them

    Michael is missing

    He up and disappeared

    Mike’s Operose will take it from here


    And it’s not that hard

    To twist an arm

    When it’s attached to you into the future

    So Michael works

    For Mike, that jerk

    He and the Elements will start to lay the groundwork

    So keep off of the grass


    Boris pulls up

    He saves the Matt Pack

    He drives them through the storm all the way back

    But someone broke in

    A corpse was left behind

    The clues that are on him swirl in their minds


    And it’s not that hard

    To find where to start

    When you see yourself in a picture as a stranger

    So they book a flight

    Get there over night

    To see what it is about is Oldbrush Valley

    Better keep off of the grass


    Now at the Ice Lair

    Michael’s upset

    The Elements are the worst help he could get

    And there’s a mission

    Mike wants him to log

    In the Fire Future with MDawg


    And it’s not that hard

    To lose your spark

    When you get abandoned inside a strange future

    Michael tries to hide

    But Fox finds him inside

    Bluster’s stable and they go to fight the fire

    Better keep off of the grass


    In Oldbrush Valley

    Matt greets Python

    He shows them a corpse like the one back home

    Before they are ready

    He transports them off

    It’s all according to a plan that they know nothing of


    And it’s not that hard

    In Bluster’s Grove

    When the Matt Pack suddenly lands into your lap

    Lieutenant wins

    At chess again (metaphorically)

    And MW goes to see Tex

    So you better keep off of the grass


    Tex is working

    Scouting on his own

    He killed Gallium when Gallium got close

    He located Michael and

    Stuffed him in a vat

    He’s gonna use him to figure out what Mike has


    And it’s not that hard

    To find the start

    When you consolidate Michael to get the info

    But MW steps up

    He’s the lucky one

    Now he and Michael are finally together

    They’re gonna keep off of the grass


    The Matt Pack’s home 

    They need their rest but

    Who shows up next they could never guess

    An iteration with a 

    Flower tattoo

    He looks like Matt and he says

    That they’re in a correction too


    And it’s not that hard

    To leave a mark

    When you’ve got the culprit tied in your room

    Matt burns his neck

    But does not expect

    That the future Python shows no effect

    Keep off of the grass


    Rubi and Cae

    Work without a plan until

    The Ice Lair sends Cae to a distant land

    When he returns

    He has terrible news

    All of them are in a continuous correction too


    And mike takes it hard

    His mind is scarred

    Because something has gone wrong with Edgar

    But now he has a tool

    To use against Lieutenant too

    He’ll get a seat at the table or deploy the weapon

    Better keep off of the grass


    Magnolia steps in

    You know they know the score

    The Field Of Flowers weighs in on the war

    The Matt Pack can stop this

    Gotta get to the device

    But you know saving the world comes at a price


    And it’s not that hard

    To shut the door

    When MW helps from the inside 

    Matt gets erased

    It is no mistake and

    Boris tries to hold onto memories

    While he keeps off of the grass


    Mike can’t remember

    But Cae surely can

    They’re reunited by the Punks in Troy’s mansion

    Eagle and Lieutenant

    Have started moving in

    But The Hutch puts an end to Operose again


    Cause it’s not that hard

    For Stinky to outsmart

    Those meanies who want to run the world

    TryLeg pulls some strings

    And the compound brings

    All their iterations of Mike into battle

    You know they keep off of the grass


    So what is next now

    That everyone knows

    Everything that they have tried to hide?

    Will it make them stronger

    To remember it all

    Or it will it cause them to fall apart 

    Right in front of our eyes


    And it’s not that hard

    To make a fresh start

    Just as long we’re all on the same pages

    But I'm sure what’s next

    Will need addressed

    And I hope they stay united through the ages  

    And keep off of the grass

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  • Dominus is a full cast Catholic horror podcast in which three Catholic priests, trapped in a remote Ontario mansion by a strange blizzard, must find a way to exorcise a demon before it escapes into the world.


    Unfortunately for them, the demon is a true believer, and therefore inoculated against Catholicism.


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