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  • This week John is absent. You know what that means- the quality is absent too! I'm kidding. Or am I? I am. Unless... Jeremy took this opportunity to invite some guests on and solve the viewers real world problems! Maybe we'll actually solves some cases this time. 

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    Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.

  • The boys are back! And they're talking about why children's cartoons are so messed up. I know it's been a while, but we've been training in a mountain top monastery deep within the unknown regions of southeast Asia. Unfortunately, that training had nothing to do with podcasting, so we're a little rusty. So nothing really has changed. 

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    Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.

    Sources:

    Should Children’s Films be Dark or Light?: https://the-artifice.com/should-children-films-be-dark-or-light/

    15 Kids' TV Shows With Shockingly Dark Premises: https://screenrant.com/kids-shows-shockingly-dark-twisted-spongebob/

    The Sesame Street effect: https://www.afr.com/life-and-luxury/arts-and-culture/the-sesame-street-effect-20190902-p52n07

    21 Things About the Magic School Bus You Never Realized Are Super Messed Up: https://www.ranker.com/list/the-magic-school-bus-was-messed-up/jacob-shelton

    11 Creepy 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' Episodes: https://www.bustle.com/articles/190058-11-creepy-courage-the-cowardly-dog-episodes-that-your-parents-should-never-have-let-you-watch

    Fridge / The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fridge/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy

    Fridge / The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fridge/HeyArnold

    The Wild Thornberrys: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wild_Thornberrys#Plot

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  • THIS WEEK THE BOYS FIGURE OUT WHAT SOUP IS. WOW IS THIS A DARK ONE, Y'ALL. SO, YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT SOUP?? OH BOY, WE GOT PLENTY OF INFO ABOUT SOUP FOR YOU. UNLESS. . .  YOU'RE SCARED TO ENTER OUR REALM OF SOUP?? PLEASE DON'T BE FRIGHTENED, SOUP CAN'T HURT YOU. 

    Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at [email protected]

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    Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.

    Go buy The Assassin of Grins and Secrets, available now!

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09D2H9PFJ https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-assassin-of-grins-and-secrets-k-e-andrews/1140042801

    Sources:

    Differences Between Pot Roast and Stew : http://www.differencebetween.net/object/comparisons-of-food-items/difference-between-pot-roast-and-beef-stew/

    Soup (definition): https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/soup

    Soup: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soup

    All About Soup: https://www.frontiercoop.com/community/articles/all-about-soup

    Stew: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stew

    Ramen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramen

    Chowder: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chowder

    Gumbo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gumbo

    Different Types of Soups: https://www.campbellsoup.co.uk/blog/what-are-different-soup-types/

    Fruit Soup: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_soup

    Is Cereal Considered a Soup?: https://www.wideopeneats.com/is-cereal-a-soup/

    Is Cereal a Soup?: https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/is-cereal-a-soup

    Gazpacho: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gazpacho

    History of Gazpacho: https://www.kitchenproject.com/history/Gazpacho/

    Iberian Peninsula: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iberian_Peninsula

    Ajo Blanco: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajoblanco

    Gazpacho Recipe - Cold Tomato Cucumber Pepper Soup (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO_0joLyBOY

    Ajo Blanco with Slow-Roasted Grapes (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFVSd9XVMfg

    Fruit Loop Soup Recipe: https://www.kelloggs.com/en_US/recipes/froot-loop-soup-recipe.html

    Tong Sui: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tong_sui

    Cooking: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooking

    Green Bowl Smoothie Recipe: https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/photos/smoothie-recipes

    Smoothie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoothie

    What You Can Eat on a Full Liquid Diet: https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-you-can-eat-on-a-full-liquid-diet-2507157

    Bubble Tea: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_tea

  • This week the boys talk about serial killers and where the ding dang heck they all went. In other news, I am proud to announce that Sonic the Hedgehog is my new best friend. We go on adventures and have dinner together. I know you're all jealous, and I want to congratulate everyone who entered the contest to become my new best friend because you all did very well and should be proud of your performances. But no one did as good as my lifelong pal Sonic the Hedgehog who also paid me $12 when he only owed me $10 for dinner. What a guy!

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    Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.

    Go buy The Assassin of Grins and Secrets, available now!

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09D2H9PFJ https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-assassin-of-grins-and-secrets-k-e-andrews/1140042801

    Sources:

    Gilles de Rais: https://www.britannica.com/story/gilles-de-rais-historys-first-serial-killer

    Gilles de Rais Trial and Execution: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilles_de_Rais#Trial_and_execution

    Federal Aid Highway Act of 1956: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_Highway_System#Federal_Aid_Highway_Act_of_1956

    New evidence that lead exposure increases crime: https://www.brookings.edu/blog/up-front/2017/06/01/new-evidence-that-lead-exposure-increases-crime/

    What Explains the Decline of Serial Killers?: https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/what-explains-the-decline-of-serial-killers

    Serial Killer Statistics: http://maamodt.asp.radford.edu/Serial%20Killer%20Information%20Center/Serial%20Killer%20Statistics.pdf

    Uniform Crime Report: https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2018/crime-in-the-u.s.-2018/topic-pages/clearances.pdf

    What Explains the Decline of Serial Killers?: https://www.fox13news.com/news/amid-gabby-petito-brian-laundrie-search-6-additional-bodies-unearthed

    9 Currently Active Serial Killers: Unsolved Cases in 2021: https://serialkillershop.com/blogs/true-crime/9-current-serial-killers-still-at-large

    What data on 3,000 murderers and 10,000 victims tells us about serial killers: https://www.vox.com/2016/12/2/13803158/serial-killers-victims-data

    Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Cruz%E2%80%93Zodiac_Killer_meme

  • This week Jeremy is absent (because he's a tool) so it's just Boy on the Case! But that means John gets to talk about aliens and be weird with it. The problem with aliens is that even if they’re wicked hot we won’t be able to talk to them so how would you even flirt with them? I can’t even flirt with people who speak English, much less life from another planet. I can’t even flirt with my girlfriend :( 

    Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at [email protected]

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    Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.

    Go buy The Assassin of Grins and Secrets, available now!

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09D2H9PFJ https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-assassin-of-grins-and-secrets-k-e-andrews/1140042801

    Sources: 

    Extraterrestrial life: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_life

    Copernican principle: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copernican_principle

    Physical cosmology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_cosmology

    Cosmology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmology

    Extraterrestrial intelligence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_intelligence

    Search for Extraterrestrial intelligence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_for_extraterrestrial_intelligence

    List of reported UFO sightings: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reported_UFO_sightings

    Drake equation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation

    Fermi paradox: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox

    UFO conspiracy theories: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_conspiracy_theories

    1950 Weather History in Los Alamos: https://weatherspark.com/h/y/1263/1950/Historical-Weather-during-1950-in-Los-Alamos-California-United-States

    My Grandpa was stationed at Area 51 for a little while: https://www.reddit.com/r/Thetruthishere/comments/g4hfyq/my_grandpa_was_stationed_at_area_51_for_a_little/

    Slow invasion number 3 (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoJ1hWig00g

    I LOST THE NIGHT VISION UFO CLIP TWEET IM SORRY. IT WAS REAL.

    https://www.amazon.com/Screwed-Aliens-True-Sexual-Encounters/dp/160611249X

    Screwed By The Aliens: True Sexual Encounters With ETs (book): ‘Sex with an alien was the most pleasure I ever had’ ET lover reveals in new book: https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/19/sex-with-an-alien-was-the-most-pleasure-i-ever-had-et-lovers-reveal-secrets-in-new-book-7959148/

    Exophilia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exophilia

  • This week the boys figure out which U.S. president would win in a battle royal style death match! Spoilers: its not Andrew Johnson. Update for those who have been reading the episode descriptions—we have made it through our joke shortage and now have a joke surplus. We will, however, not be lowering joke prices back to where they were before the shortage. The higher prices will go towards ensuring a stronger customer experience, and raising employee pay rates by 20 cents :)

    Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at [email protected]

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    Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.

    Go buy The Assassin of Grins and Secrets, available now!

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09D2H9PFJ https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-assassin-of-grins-and-secrets-k-e-andrews/1140042801

    Tournament Bracket: https://challonge.com/lni54rwk 

    Sources: 

    Presidential Heights: https://www.potus.com/presidential-facts/presidential-heights/

    Presidential Weights: https://www.potus.com/presidential-facts/presidential-weight/

    10 fascinating facts about President Harry S. Truman: https://constitutioncenter.org/blog/10-fascinating-facts-about-president-harry-s-truman/

    10 Things You May Not Know About Dwight D Eisenhower: https://www.history.com/news/10-things-you-may-not-know-about-dwight-d-eisenhower

    George H. W. Bush: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush

    4 TRUE STORIES THAT PROVE TEDDY ROOSEVELT WAS THE TOUGHEST PERSON EVER: https://blog.theclymb.com/out-there/4-true-stories-prove-teddy-roosevelt-toughest-person-ever/

    The Assassination of President William McKinley: https://www.history.com/news/the-assassination-of-president-william-mckinley

    Bill Clinton: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton

    10 Things You Didn't Know About Bill Clinton: https://www.usnews.com/news/national/articles/2007/12/11/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-bill-clinton

    Calvin Coolidge Facts: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/551904/calvin-coolidge-facts

    The brief history of a widely mocked electric horse in the White House: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2018/04/03/the-brief-history-of-a-widely-mocked-electric-horse-in-the-white-house/

    10 fascinating facts about Richard Nixon: https://constitutioncenter.org/blog/10-fascinating-facts-about-richard-nixon

    Five Fascinating Facts About Richard Nixon on His 100th Birthday: https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/01/09/five-fascinating-facts-about-richard-nixon-on-his-100th-birthday

    Top 10 Things to Know About James Garfield: https://www.thoughtco.com/things-to-know-about-james-garfield-104734

    10 Things You May Not Know About Joe Biden: https://www.biography.com/news/joe-biden-facts

    55 Things You Need to Know About Joe Biden: https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/03/05/biden-2020-president-facts-what-you-should-know-campaign-121422

    Ben Jacobs Tweet: https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1172596907170050049

    10 Things to Know About President Warren G. Harding: https://www.thoughtco.com/things-to-know-about-warren-harding-105467

    9 Things You May Not Know About Gerald Ford: https://www.history.com/news/9-things-you-may-not-know-about-gerald-ford

    21 Things You Didn't Know About the 21st President: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/28917/21-things-you-didnt-know-about-21st-president

    30 Facts About Donald Trump: https://www.thefactsite.com/donald-trump-facts/

    10 Things You May Not Know About Abraham Lincoln: https://www.history.com/news/10-things-you-may-not-know-about-abraham-lincoln

    8 Things You Might Not Know About Andrew Johnson: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/555450/president-andrew-johnson-facts

  • This week the boys discuss theme parks and how they went from a place to wash yo nasty body to a Disney themed, overpriced bar. The bad news is I don't have a funny goof or gag for the description for this one. I used them all up. Jokes are a limited resource, and without careful planning and sustainable practices they can run out. In fact, the UN predicts that at our currant rate we will have hit peak comedy by 2050, leading to a global humor crisis. That's why here on Boys on the Case we recycle our jokes as much as possible. 

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    Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.

    Go buy The Assassin of Grins and Secrets, available now!

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09D2H9PFJ https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-assassin-of-grins-and-secrets-k-e-andrews/1140042801

    Sources: 

    Amusement Park (definition): https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/amusement%20park

    The Difference Between THeme Parks and Amusement Parks: fhttps://www.tripsavvy.com/theme-vs-amusement-parks-3225648

    Amusement Park: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amusement_park

    Dyrehavsbakken: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyrehavsbakken

    Bartholomew Fair: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartholomew_Fair

    World’s Fair: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%27s_fair

    Luna Park: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luna_Park_(Coney_Island,_1903)

    Holiday World and Splashin’ Safar (Santa Claus Land): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holiday_World_%26_Splashin%27_Safari

    1960s 'Santa Claus Land' film (now Holiday World) ((video)): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u4WKeEVS6Q&t=347s

    Tutsi: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutsi

    Jaguar: https://peru.wcs.org/en-us/wildlife/jaguar.aspx

    Holiday World website: https://www.holidayworld.com/rides/otorongo/

    Watusi Dance: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watusi_(dance)

    The Story of Amusement Parks is the Story of America: https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/22621855/theme-park-amusement-park-disney-coney-island

    Why Do You Get So Emotional Attached to TV and Movie: https://www.vox.com/ad/18080060/psychology-of-binge-watching-tv-movies

    Pleasure Garden: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleasure_garden

    Jeju Loveland: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Land_(South_Korea)

    Soviet Bunker website: http://sovietbunker.com/

    Lithuania's Soviet nostalgia: back in the USSR: https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2011/may/01/lithuania-soviet-nostalgia-theme-parks

    BonBon Land: https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/bonbon-land

  • Happy Halloween ghouls, fiends, and non-binary monsterfolk! To celebrate the spookiness the boys watched John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) and made this commentary track to listen to alongside it. While it is not necessary to watch the movie alongside the commentary, we recommend you do so for the full experience. It'll feel like the boys are in the room with you (minus the odor).

    Watch The Thing (1982) on Hulu, Amazon Prime, and YoutubeTV

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    Music: "Boos on the Casket" by Jeremy K.

  • The Halloween festivities continue this week with another spooOOoky question. This week the boys discuss why some people don't like the sensation of fear, while others are complete weirdos who want to experience the brain chemical cocktail that happens when being chased by a ghoul or a goblin. Idk what a ghoul is for sure, but I know its different than a gabagool- which is an Italian meat. 

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    Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.

    Go pre-order The Assassin of Grins and Secrets, available on October 28th!

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09D2H9PFJ  https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-assassin-of-grins-and-secrets-k-e-andrews/1140042801

    Sources: 

    Defining the Horror Genre in Movies and TV: https://nofilmschool.com/the-horror-genre-in-movies-and-tv 

    RANKING EVERY HORROR TROPE | TIER LIST (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V028yW26DZU 

    What Makes a Horror Movie Scary? | Ringer PhD | The Ringer (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5V-ybRa_m0 

    SOUND DESIGN BRINGS HORROR MOVIES TO LIFE: https://morbidlybeautiful.com/sound-design-horror-movies/ 

    The theremin - A short introduction to a unique instrument (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgTF8p-284 

    Why Jump Scares Suck (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXEF1lcW-oQ

    Why Reading Horror Novels Is So Much More Terrifying Than Watching Scary Movies: https://www.bustle.com/p/5-reasons-reading-horror-novels-is-way-more-terrifying-than-watching-scary-movies-2990079 

    Why Do Some Brains Enjoy Fear?: https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/10/why-do-some-brains-enjoy-fear/280938/ 

    Why Do Some People Love Horror Movies?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LEvYqiDL_E

  • Happy Boyiversary! It's hard to believe that we've been making this show for one year, and its still about as good as it was at the start. For this week's episode John goes back and redoes the first question he ever investigated from our (unaired) pilot episode. Also it's scary cause Halloween.  

    Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at [email protected]

    Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase

    Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.

    Go pre-order The Assassin of Grins and Secrets, available on October 28th!

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09D2H9PFJ https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-assassin-of-grins-and-secrets-k-e-andrews/1140042801

    Sources:

    Horror Fiction: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horror_fiction

    Athenodorus Cananites: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athenodorus_Cananites

    Count Suckula and the Vampire Hunter: https://www.amazon.com/Count-Suckula-Vampire-Hunter-Trilogy-ebook/dp/B0089QT5F8

    I Fucked Cthulhu! (book, I promise): https://www.amazon.com/Fucked-Cthulhu-Monster-Sex-Book-ebook/dp/B007V59C4C

    Fridge Horror: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror

    Lilo and Stitch (fridge horror): https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fridge/LiloAndStitch

    Ascended Fridge Horror: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AscendedFridgeHorror

    Analogue Horror: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnalogHorror

    Horror Story: https://www.britannica.com/art/horror-story

    Ancient Ghost Stories from Around the World: https://www.thecollector.com/ghost-stories-ancient-greece-rome/

    Scary Bible Stories for Teens: http://homeschoolingteen.com/article/scary-bible-stories-for-halloween/

    What is Analog Horror?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An1OJXIMCTo

    This House has People in it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-pj8OtyO2I

    LOCAL58TV: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuoMasRkMhlj1VNVAOJdw5w

    Necrorealism: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrorealism

    Socialist Realism: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_realism

    Six simple facts about Necrorealism: http://www.obskura.co.uk/necrorealism/

  • Hey fandom, people please don't like cancel us or harass us on Twitter until we quit our jobs. I'm sure some of y'all have great reasons for sending death threats to fan artists and all that cool stuff you guys do. And ignore Jeremy, y'all keep trucking with those bad fan games. 

    Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at [email protected]

    Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase

    Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.

    Sources:

    Fandom (definition): https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fandom

    Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War's Toxicity Out of Control?: https://gamerant.com/call-duty-black-ops-cold-war-community-toxic-bad/

    Five Nights at Sonic's 3 Reburned | Night 6 DONE + Extras (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_GhyL1aVlU

    Five Nights At Wario's 2 [Reworked] | Night 6 DONE + Extras (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1gxod1dWlI

    100% TRULY TERRIFYING!! | Five Nights at Candy's #1 (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HRkBCoeN_Q

    Five Nights at Weed (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhIL1N2Sv8M

    The Tragic History of Sonic’s Fandom - The Fandom Files (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5SAMhHh2JE

    Why The Steven Universe Fandom Is The Worst Ever: https://www.theodysseyonline.com/why-am-no-longer-steven-universe-fan#:~:text=According%20to%20some%20fans%2C%20men,allowed%20to%20enjoy%20the%20show.&text=The%20toxicity%20of%20the%20%22Steven,or%20%22fat%20shaming%22).

    Zamiiz Art Blog: https://zamii070.tumblr.com/

    Steven Universe Artist Quits Twitter Over Fan Harassment: https://gizmodo.com/steven-universe-artist-quits-twitter-over-fan-harassmen-1785242762

    My Little Pony Fans Are Ready to Admit They Have a Nazi Problem: https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2020/06/my-little-pony-nazi-4chan-black-lives-matter/613348/

    Zecora: https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Zecora

    Remake Game of Thrones Season 8 with competent writers: https://www.change.org/p/hbo-remake-game-of-thrones-season-8-with-competent-writers

    Why Did the Writers Ruin Game of Thrones?: https://www.quora.com/Why-did-the-writers-ruin-Game-of-Thrones

  • Nat Update: it turns out they are fruit flies but idk where these little bastards came from. I discovered they love beer, which does endear them to me a little bit, but their reign must end. I'm gonna pick up some apple cider vinegar later, which is apparently like a poison apple for these mfs, and I'll get back to y'all on the results. 

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    Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.

    Sources: 

    Kinky (definition): https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/kinky

    Kinky (another definition): https://www.dictionary.com/browse/kinky

    Kinky (another definition, again): https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/kinky

    Kink: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kink_(sexuality)

    Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diagnostic_and_Statistical_Manual_of_Mental_Disorders

    Paraphilia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia#cite_note-DSM-5,_intro-2

    Overcoming the Anxiety of Vanilla Sex | Psychology Today: psychologytoday.com/us/blog/debunking-myths-the-mind/201009/overcoming-the-anxiety-vanilla-sex

    Fetish (definition): https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fetish

    Pornhub Analytics (SFW): https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2020-election-week-searches

    26 Kinks, Fetishes, and Terms You Should Absolutely Know: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a24481923/kinks-fetish-list/

    Hello, and a World of Kinks: https://eliade.livejournal.com/472331.html

    Fetishistic Disorder: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/conditions/fetishistic-disorder

    List of Paraphilias: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

    The 10 Most Common Kinks: https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a33338854/kinks-fetish-list/

    The Prevalence of Paraphilic Interests and Behaviors in the General Population: A Provincial Survey: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/289368254_The_Prevalence_of_Paraphilic_Interests_and_Behaviors_in_the_General_Population_A_Provincial_Survey

  • Get it? It's an anal joke.

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    Sources:

    Astrology (definition): https://www.horoscope.com/astrology/ 

    Astrology (urban dictionary definition): https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Astrology 

    History of Astrology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_astrology 

    Nicolaus Copernicus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolaus_Copernicus

    Pseudoscience: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscience

    Enuma Anu Enlil: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enuma_Anu_Enlil 

    Neo-Assyrian Empire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo-Assyrian_Empire

    Horoscopic astrology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horoscopic_astrology 

    Zodiac: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac

    Alexander the Great: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great

    The Enlightenment: Crash Course European History #18 (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnoFj2cMRLY

    Tender (book): https://www.bookbrowse.com/mag/btb/index.cfm/book_number/3356/tender 

    Astrological Birth Chart: https://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php

    Zodiac Signs: https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/

    Horoscope: https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/horoscope/

  • Aw man, oh geez guys. I don't want to panic everyone but Nibiru is coming and its flippin' huge y'all, it's gonna jack up the poles and everything. I blame Percival Lowell and his insatiable hunt for Planet X which surely angered Nibiru cause it didn't want to be bothered and now its gonna pass by us and mess up the mantle of the Earth's crust and kill us somehow. Man, am I TOed at astronomers for really goofing this one for us, man those stupid math people and their need to mess with planets. 

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    Sources: 

    What is a Dwarf Planet: https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/infographics/what-is-a-dwarf-planet

    Dwarf Planet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_planet

    IAU Definition of a Planet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IAU_definition_of_planet

    Pluto: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluto

    William Pickering: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Henry_Pickering

    Percival Lowell: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percival_Lowell

    Uranus: The Ringed Planet That Sits on its Side: https://www.space.com/45-uranus-seventh-planet-in-earths-solar-system-was-first-discovered-planet.html

    Astronomical Plate Collection: https://www.mariamitchell.org/astronomical-plates-collection

    Planets Beyond Neptune: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planets_beyond_Neptune

    Precovery: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precovery

    Space Probe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_probe

    In Depth | Hypothetical Planet X: https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/planets/hypothetical-planet-x/in-depth/

    Pole Shift in 2003 Date: http://www.zetatalk.com/index/psdate.htm

    White Lie, May 23, 2003: http://www.zetatalk.com/index/psdate2.htm

    ZetaTalk: https://www.zetatalk.com/index.htm

    Beyond Pluto: the Hunt for a Massive Planet X: https://carnegiescience.edu/news/multimedia/beyond-pluto-hunt-massive-planet-x

  • I'm going to be honest, I don't have any good anime jokes for the description. I would have more time to think up one, but MY WIFE is always nagging me about unimportant things. You know how women are, "John, go do this. John go do that. John, I can't believe you showed up to the funeral drunk." It's like I can't do anything right. 

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    Sources:

    Cory in the House: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805815/reviews

    The History of Anime: https://www.rightstufanime.com/post/global-history-of-anime

    Cleopatra (1970) ORIGINAL TRAILER [HD 1080p] (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlCUrWEcLIA

    Toonami was an Anime Gateway for Millennials: https://www.vulture.com/2017/03/toonami-was-an-anime-gateway-for-millennials.html

    Otaku (definition): https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=otaku

    Weeb (definition): https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/weeb/

    The Perry Bible Fellowship "Weeaboo" Comic: https://pbfcomics.com/comics/weeaboo/

    What Waifu Means: https://www.japanpowered.com/otaku-culture/what-waifu-means

    Japanophilia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanophilia

    Streetwear: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streetwear

    Why Is There So Much Anime Streetwear? | Get In The Robot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VbBgcizrho

  • Hey girl, I can't help but notice you're also driving down the interstate. Come here often? You wanna see some memes? I can send them over to your cars AR HUD. Here's a gif of a cat falling off a bed. You like that? How about a relatable image macro about when you try to make an anti-vaxx post on Twitter but a machine learning program detects it as incorrect and removes it? Please don't speed away...

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    Sources:

    Meme: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme#cite_note-Wired20130620-57

    Memetics: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memetics#cite_note-Vada_2015-3

    What Happened to Memetics?: https://journal.emergentpublications.com/article/what-happened-to-memetics/

    Internet Meme: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme

    Opte Project: https://www.opte.org/

    6 Oldest Memes on the Internet: https://www.oldest.org/entertainment/memes/

    Godwin’s Law: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

    It’s a Trap!: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-a-trap

    Dancing Baby: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_baby

    The Evolutionary History of Memes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Wf_MXH0sUwE

    For Instagram's 10th Birthday Experts Predict the Future of Meme Culture: https://www.forbes.com/sites/heatherleighton/2020/10/07/for-instagrams-10th-birthday-experts-predict-the-future-of-meme-culture/?sh=6e849d6f3a71

    The Innovations These Experts Predict by 2030: https://www.pewresearch.org/internet/2020/06/30/innovations-these-experts-predict-by-2030/

    Solar Conjunction: https://mars.nasa.gov/all-about-mars/night-sky/solar-conjunction/

    Apple, Facebook, Microsoft, Battle to Replace Smartphone with AR: https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/20/apple-facebook-microsoft-battle-to-replace-smartphone-with-ar.html

    Vehicle to Vehicle Communication: https://www.nhtsa.gov/technology-innovation/vehicle-vehicle-communication

    Interplanetary Internet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interplanetary_Internet

  • We're trying to be good boys and not contribute to community spread. Once we have a remote set up worked out we'll be back to our regular schedule! 

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  • This week the boys discuss the bits and bobs on the human body left over from our monkey days. Oh what days those were. Sitting in trees, eating fruit, fighting other monkeys. Even better, back when we were simple fish. No lofty dreams of walking or driving cars. Only swim and eat. Can you imagine? The sweet bliss of fish existence. And then one fish said to another, "Glub Glub" (Translated: "Brother, I long for more! For the surface, where there is open fields and an endless bounty of foods"). The other fish, being older and wiser, responded in kind, "Glub Glub" (Translated: "Nay, you fool! your youth grants you courage and ambition, but it clouds your mind with visions of grandeur and luxury. In your endless drive for adventure you shall doom not just yourself, but your very soul!"). And then the younger fish grew legs and went on land and now I have to pay rent so fuck that fish, I hate him. 

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    Sources:

    Vestigial Organs: https://scienceoxford.com/vestigial-organs/

    Human Vestigiality: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vestigiality

    Picture of the Appendix: https://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/picture-of-the-appendix

    Appendicitis: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appendicitis#cite_note-GBD2015Pre-8

    Coccyx: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coccyx

    What Is a Human Tail?: https://www.webmd.com/baby/what-is-a-human-tail#1

    Atavism: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atavism

    An extra organ or body part is more common than you think: https://theconversation.com/an-extra-organ-or-body-part-is-more-common-than-you-think-76523

    The accessory spleen: prevalence and imaging findings in 1,735 consecutive patients examined by multidetector computed tomography: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22764656/

    Supernumerary Body Part: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernumerary_body_part

    Wisdom Tooth: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisdom_tooth

    Plica Semilunaris of Conjunctiva: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plica_semilunaris_of_conjunctiva

    The Elephants' Third Eyelid (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKWRCW7PYKw

    Calabar Angwantibo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calabar_angwantibo

    Circumcision: https://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/guide/circumcision

    Foreskin reclaimers: the ‘intactivists’ fighting infant male circumcision: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/jul/21/foreskin-reclaimers-the-intactivists-fighting-infant-male-circumcision

    Hymen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymen

    Female Hysteria: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria

    Of Womb-Furie, Hysteria, and Other Misnomers of the Feminine Condition: https://lithub.com/of-womb-furie-hysteria-and-other-misnomers-of-the-feminine-condition/

    Goose Bumps: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_bumps

    Palmer Grasp Reflex: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmar_grasp_reflex

    MAN AFTER MAN REDUX | Book Collection (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c44kM8125WU

    Man After Man (book): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_After_Man

    Man After Man Wiki: https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Man_After_Man:_An_Anthropology_of_the_Future

  • This week the boys talk about fighting games and if people enjoy being challenged. Hi everyone, It's me John, co-host of the investigative "comedy" podcast Boys on the Case. I have recently started a campaign to get every member of the show with a deez nuts joke, and I have so far been rather successful. If you are a listener of the show, I'm calling my shot now. I will ensnare all the other members. Mark my words. If you are part of the cast, this is a warning. You can lie to yourself and think, "John won't get me with a deez nuts joke, I'm too cleaver." I allow you to feel comfort in this false sense of security. Grasping foolishly to delusions of safety only sweeten the moment when I make the kill. I got Basir, and then Deyson. Its only a matter of time before I get you as well. 

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    There were too many sources this week so we have them in a google doc below! 

    Sources:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/16kN8r4xNpWR2UB6hzH9R71m3D6HTUIdyj4mcNN1Bd-k/edit?usp=sharing

  • This week the boys tell you how to fake your own death and disappear. And hey, we make a lot of good goofs about committing tax evasion in this episode, but that was all for show. Don't commit tax crimes. For starters, it seems a lot of work for little reward. And even if you did commit tax evasion how would you max more money without dodging the taxes on that too? Its like that book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. It's real cute, you should read it. 

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    Sources:

    Why People Fake Their Own Death: https://www.aetv.com/real-crime/why-people-fake-their-death

    This website was being DDOSed at the time of posting so idk what the article is called lol -John: https://www.infosecurity-magazine.com/magazine-features/top-ten-reduce-digital-footprint/?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=fe6c7f7e2e2c8d0cb190c5efd451b464e9f8d51a-1626127134-0-AdqMsEdJ9z6do9np0Ke4yialOKedfPCrrQ79r0Uj-RG8CaMePD9lnBXftszw8rSymQ2wG71_IhiamQu8JOtdeSVxnLpTlf8NqsUPcPPdP3glZG8o1-9DchLJq7_JyoBzlbrXhdK2CPl0E9UdClRmQE5IEwWxE6gRjmd6-2lHVVMeb4eiSoal-ibgJJNjN-dSTtpWaAPZwr2N9-8JD0HpW-1QXgdSvkP9RQzSojLdiYZHD_B1N-wIM6Xn6CUsiDZd1AIwmfjEj3HK54OmhtImrsu31-HiLwwXPqgOJJtzEPAvONHPVuX6gFSEm5YDFD64RUJYqrku-UkQY29bt_Z8DlPRfmUTF0Gq5PAxKFzE3uS3mmiSWXsL4kGhwwzQmxY-piwqPgPfLoGZyT_af7XF2suDp-Z6_i_RrKuRkkYjGVHnNkdEUEoI17nEOST0lvht_6fYLetBrlGZ-fvLkAEcvNs

    Justdelete.me: https://backgroundchecks.org/justdeleteme/

    Why taking Facebook quizzes is a really bad idea: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/tech-columnist-warns-against-taking-social-media-quizzes-for-fun-1.5442282#:~:text=Free%20quizzes%20offered%20on%20social,sell%20on%20the%20dark%20web.&text=Once%20you%20take%20these%20quizzes,back%20the%20information%20you%20provide.

    Three Simple Ways to Abandon Your Family: https://themorningnews.org/article/three-simple-ways-to-abandon-your-family

    How to Commit Tax Evasion: https://www.policygenius.com/blog/how-to-commit-tax-evasion/

    Corporate America loves tax havens. It’s costing the US more than $100 billion: https://www.vox.com/2016/4/14/11429766/corporate-tax-haven-us-oxfam-report

    Understanding Tax Fraud: https://www.fedortax.com/en/understanding-tax-fraud#part_2

    Faked Death: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faked_death

    Is Faking Your Own Death a Crime?: https://www.livescience.com/22473-faking-death-crime-law.html

    Marcus Schrenker: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Schrenker

    Pretendian: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretendian

    Georgia (Arab American Demographics): https://yallacountmein.org/states/georgia

    Dekalb County Forensic Internship: https://www.dekalbcountyga.gov/medical-examiner/forensic-program

    Do Fire-breathing Dragons Torch Their Teeth?: https://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/strange-creatures/do-fire-breathing-dragons-torch-teeth.htm#:~:text=How%20else%20might%20investigators%20make,200%20and%20400%20degrees%20Celsius).

    https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/easiest-countries-to-immigrate-to

    Alternate Reality Game: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternate_reality_game