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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon cover everything from Mike’s disastrous
week around his son being born, to awkward parenting moments and a
principal's lap dance disaster. They also swap wild roommate horror
stories, high school memories and dive into the circumcision debate.
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Chris dives deep into everything from broken bones to crack TikTok stars
and unexpected birthday surprises. With no guest, it's just Chrissy,
his hilarious rants, and some surprising family moments. Hear about his
40th birthday trip to Baltimore (yes, really), Vito’s broken foot, and
why Jasmine is ready to defend her family at all costs. Plus, Chrissy
spills on their wild mushroom adventures and why Pitbull concerts are
goated.
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Chris dives int some wild stories, like his buddy's dramatic weight loss journey (no Ozempic involved) and a night out in LA that could end in an ambulance ride. He even shares a hysterical behind-the-scenes moment with Colin Farrell that you have to hear to believe. This episode is packed with wild Chrismoments, awkward confessions, and stuff we can’t even clip.
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In this electrifying episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris Distefano dives into the wild world of professional bull riding with the legendary voice of PBR, Matt West. Get ready for stories that will leave you stunned, from death-defying rides to cowboy manners that make any New Yorker rethink chivalry. Matt shares the gritty realities of bull riding, the adrenaline-pumping moments, and the fearless mindset of the riders. Whether you're into high-octane sports, comedy, or just a good old-fashioned chaos, this episode is packed with laughs, insights, and some unexpected life lessons. Tune in to see if Chris could survive a ride or if he'd end up in the dirt!
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00:00 INTRO
04:20 Most Influential Jews
8:45 Trumps Tweets About Pipko!
11:50 Michael Jordan’s Son Loves Skiing
22:30 Pipko the Pro Skater
34:40 Elizabeth’s Dad was at the Trump Rally!!
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 INTRO
09:44 Weird Shaped Babies
16:00 McDonalds Criminal Empire
21:00 A Diverse Mafia!
24:30 Who TF Made the Pyramids
36:40 Foreign Subway Takes
43:00 Chrissy’s Father in Law
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1:23:10 INCEST Voicemail??
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Chris and Mike meet back up to talk about Chris' recent trip to Colonal Williamsburg, Jaz joins the show to talk about how she truly does not care what Chris does at this point and more.
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Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by the show for a little.
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
09:20 Kevin Spacey and Jon Bernthal
19:57 Gary V
28:53 Jasmine’s Ex is doing what??
41:28 Talkin AIDs!
50:11 JJ Reddick and Lebron
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00:00 Intro
03:35 Subway Eat Fresh
10:15 The Amish
15:28 Julian Assange
18:10 Pammy Anderson
22:00 Stanley Cup
42:27 VOICEMAIL
45:38 Most Ripped Comedian?
52:25 THE PANTIES…
56:48 Chazz Palmenteiri
1:13:48 How Our Parents Act
1:19:35 Jasmine Cameo
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Ms. Pat coms to Chris' hosue in queens fully entering the chaos. She meets Jaz' dad, learns about Wiki Feet, helps decide which race has the best babies and more!
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Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler.
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident
12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe
26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh
32:41 VOICEMAIL
42:15 Nems is Outside
46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident
53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna
1:07:10 Fuck Locksmiths
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza
12:45 Chrissy the German
16:35 Tits on a Man
20:49 Doing Drugs Broh
31:10 Late Night vs Radio
39:45 All About the Mets
43:00 VOICEMAILS!
44:50 Election Year Baby
54:38 Left Handed Brohs
57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It!
1:07:10 Kimmel Advice
Jimmy Kimmel and Chris talks about what it's like to host a late night
show, Jimmy's love of David Letterman, the election cycle's effect on
late night and what the best way to slam the ham is!
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03:40 Jaz is Here!!
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09:45 Distefano Family Cruise
17:53 The King of Queens
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31:50 Kumail Nanjiani
35:59 Ahuasca
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