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Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler.
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00:00 Intro
06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident
12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe
26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh
32:41 VOICEMAIL
42:15 Nems is Outside
46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident
53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna
1:07:10 Fuck Locksmiths
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00:00 Intro
06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza
12:45 Chrissy the German
16:35 Tits on a Man
20:49 Doing Drugs Broh
31:10 Late Night vs Radio
39:45 All About the Mets
43:00 VOICEMAILS!
44:50 Election Year Baby
54:38 Left Handed Brohs
57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It!
1:07:10 Kimmel Advice
Jimmy Kimmel and Chris talks about what it's like to host a late night
show, Jimmy's love of David Letterman, the election cycle's effect on
late night and what the best way to slam the ham is!
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
03:40 Jaz is Here!!
06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF
09:45 Distefano Family Cruise
17:53 The King of Queens
27:30 Weak and Gay
31:50 Kumail Nanjiani
35:59 Ahuasca
47:45 Chrissy Good Father
56:10 Talkin Recent Guests
1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig
1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS
1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy
1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 2
1:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses Chris
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
3:34 Having Babies
8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh
12:48 Drafting the American Civil War
20:34 FOX NEWS
24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag
29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH
37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers
50:51 Nas
54:45 Kat’s Boobs
58:49 VOICEMAILS
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00:00 INTRO
5:22 Chrissy Courtside
11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update
30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics
34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive
39:39 Jeff’s New Lady
47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye…
52:58 Chris’s Top 5 Comics
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about Chris' appearance on Joe Rogan, Chris' anxieties, the current protests across all college campuses and then two middle aged white men try to navigate the current rap beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake!
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Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time?
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01:46 Susan has 800 kids??
03:06 Chris’s First Impression
05:10 Rice Kings
12:50 Chris is Gay
24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh
38:23 Unsavable People
51:20 Phones are Bad for You
55:46 Susan’s Problems
1:04:04 Voicemail!
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Sexologist Chantelle Otten joins the Chaos to give Chris and Mike sex-education that New York schools never gave them.
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8:28 Is Porn Good?
15:10 Polygamy !
25:41 Helpless Relationships
30:19 Polyamory is Dope
34:50 NYC Livin
44:30 Mateo Lane and Dirty Butts
47:52 Being Fat and Gettin Fit
51:28 Talkin Construction Broh
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out
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00:00 INTRO
10:41 Mike’s Taping
13:41 Big Booty Diver
20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps
26:02 Gays Ventura
31:57 Da New York Knicks
34:09 The Eclipse Broh
42:38 Benson Boone
48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap
50:10 Voicemail
56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER?
1:03:54 Mean Comments
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00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids Story
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Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more!
00:00 INTRO
03:39 Low T
09:35 Mike’s Birthday!
19:32 Da Knicks
25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse
32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood
39:10 Kate Middleton :(
43:55 P-Diddler
47:10 Chris the Junkie
49:20 J-Lo is Fake
59:48 Gen Z Be Like
1:04:00 Mike Fan Tattoo??
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Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!!
00:30 - Intro
07:12 - Chicken Parm
11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids
19:27 - Creatine
23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz
26:57 - Relationships Yo
31:00 - Live Reads
36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise
39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks!
45:17 - DRAKE BELL
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Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing.
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04:15 - Saturday Night Live!
10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier
16:00 - Living in NYC
18:30 - Making Babies
22:42 - Primal Humans
30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked
35:49 - Producer John Update
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45:51 - Not Cocaine
48:30 - City Slickers
57:03 - Trump Vs Biden Round 2
1:09:33 - Iron Lung Guy Dead
1:16:02 - KATE MIDDLETON (POW)
1:22:42 - LIVE LISTENER CALL!!!
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are SHMACKED off edibles and fresh off a night out for Chris' surprise end of tour party and special taping Sunday night! No mean comments this week as we are looking for baby names for Mike (there's still time to leave one!), the guys talk about drugs, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Alex Jones, Ryan Garcia and so mich more!!
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00:00 - Chris’ Surprise Party
15:30 - Should the boys hop on a Cycle?
18:38 - Being in work mode
20:00 - What is a dirty pierre
23:00 - Mike’s sobriety
24:00 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson
26:00 - Chrissy Picnics
30:00 - Chris’ Tribute Video
33:00 - Calling Steve Ciccone Ricaroni
44:00 - Back to Mike Tyson and Jake Paul
9:00 - Mike’s DMT Trip
42:00 - Father John’s Updates from Ecuador
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1:19:08 - Parent of the Week: Ryan Garcia
1:26:30 - Alex Jones at Bohemian Grove
1:28:30 - Chris doesn’t know wtf is happening
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Chris and Mike discuss the P Diddy allegations and charges, the Wonka Experience nightmare, Mike Cannon gives a pretty wild life update, and the boys answer your calls and read your comments!
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00:00 Intro
05:14 Chris the Bad Christian
09:50 Crippling Special Pressure
11:50 P-DIDDY SCANDAL
21:43 Glass Half Full Sucks
30:36 Antonio Brown is Hilarious
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07:35 - Appearing at Matt Rife’s Radio City show
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15:00 - Mike and Ari Shaffir
16:00 - Museums
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19:00 - Chris destroys his families trip to Disney
22:30 - Jasmine is mat at Chris
32:03 - King Charles has cancer
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon read mean comments, answer your phone calls, discuss the parent of the week and get an update from Jihadi John and his pregnant latina.
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00:00 - Intro / John Leguizamo
03:49 - Chrissy Politics
09:50 - Fake Empathy
11:09 - Old Drunk Mike
13:50 - New Gay Chris
23:19 - Where is Producer John?
28:47 - Chaos Hotline Voicemail
40:30 - Crappy Parents
44:40 - Memories that Haunt Us
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NBA Champion Richard Jefferson joins the show to talk with Chris about
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00:00 - Richard Jefferson, PAC 10 Hall of Famer and NEW JERSEY Net
01:45 - What Are The Meadowlands?
3:45 - Being a pro athlete in the social media era
7:45 - How Playoff money works
10:15 - Staying in the NBA
12:45 - Missing your kids on the road
13:55 - Vito’s baby teeth
15:00 - Rushing home to see your kids
17:10 - RJ’s feet
18:45 - Wh is the GOAT?
24:17 - Winning a championship in Cleveland
26:15 - The Knicks are a Piece away from a championship contender
30:00 - NBA Players don’t care what you think
32:15 - Group chat are dangerous
38:55 - RJ’s tattoo
50:05 - Keith Van Horn
45:00 - Voicemail
51:15 - John’s Baby Update
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58:15 - Getting screamed at by Lebron James
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On an especially wild episode of Chrissy Chaos the boys find out their young producer John could be expecting, Chris and Mike read mean YouTube comments about themselves, answer your voicemails and go over the parent of the week!
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01:45 - Staying in shape
06:45 - Mike’s new workout plan
11:45 - Jihadi John’s girlfriend doesn’t speak english
20:45 - John’s girlfriend is late
28:51 - Mean YouTube Comments
48:09 - The Italian Woman calls
52:10 - You ever have a dream kid
53:30 - Parent of the Week
57:50 - Voicemail
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