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The podcast has evolved. This week we welcome Branden back to the show (officially) and celebrate by quibbling over The Predator! Also we have a plethora of movies to go over that we've watched in the last two weeks.
What We've Been Watching - 2:51
Featured Presentation: The Predator - 18:32
Spoilers - 34:16
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PASSENGERS ARE ADVISED TO READ INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE USE
1. The toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, System A and/or System B can be used, details of which are clearly marked in the toilet compartment. When operating System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron eliminator will be dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver coloured ring one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock.
2. The toilet is now ready for use. The Sonovac cleanser is activated by the small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its initial-condition, so that the two orange line meet. Disconnect. Place the dalkron eliminator in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. Activate by pressing the blue button.
3. The controls for System B are located on the opposite wall. The red release switch places the uroliminator into position; it can be adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release button. The opening is self adjusting. To secure after use, press the green button which simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns the uroliminator to its storage position.
4. You may leave the lavatory if the green exit light is on over the door. If the red light is illuminated, one of the lavatory facilities is not properly secured. Press the "Stewardess" call button on the right of the door. She will secure all facilities from her control panel outside. When green exit light goes on you may open the door and leave. Please close the door behind you.
5. To use the Sonoshower, first undress and place all your clothes in the clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet immediately below. Enter the shower. On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then be illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob select the desired setting. Now depress the Sonovac activation lever. Bathe normally.
6. The Sonovac will automatically go off after three minutes unless you activate the "Manual off" over-ride switch by flipping it up. When you are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro slippers and place them in their container.
7. If the red light above this panel is on, the toilet is in use. When the green light is illuminated you may enter. However, you must carefully follow all instructions when using the facilities during coasting (Zero G) flight. Inside there are three facilities: (1) the Sonowasher, (2) the Sonoshower, (3) the toilet. All three are designed to be used under weightless conditions. Please observe the sequence of operations for each individual facility.
8. Two modes for Sonowashing your face and hands are available, the "moist-towel" mode and the "Sonovac" ultrasonic cleaner mode. You may select either mode by moving the appropriate lever to the "Activate" position.
9. If you choose the "moist-towel" mode, depress the indicated yellow button and withdraw item. When you have finished, discard the towel in the vacuum dispenser, holding the indicated lever in the "active" position until the green light goes on...showing that the rollers have passed the towel completely into the dispenser. If you desire an additional towel, press the yellow button and repeat the cycle.
10. If you prefer the "Sonovac" ultrasonic cleaning mode, press the indicated blue button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. For cleaning the hands, use in this position. Set the timer to positions 10, 20, 30 or 40...indicative of the number of seconds required. The knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested.
11. After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If during the washing operation, you wish to change the settings, place the "manual off" over-ride switch in the "OFF" position. you may now make the change and repeat the cycle.
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This week we're hunting the most dangerous game: Perfect biceps. We've revisited the three Predator films and are discussing them along with our anticipation for the next installment in the franchise, The Predator. Not a lot of range in these titles. Also, Rachael and Isaac were too busy pushing pencils to watch much, so Branden gives us a rundown of what he's been watching.
What Branden's Been Watching - 2:19
Featured Review: Predator, Predator 2, Predators - 6:21
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We're a week late but we're back in the studio and we're infiltrating hate. This week we're reviewing the new Spike Lee joint, BlacKkKlansman, starring John David Washington, Adam Driver, and Topher Grace. BlacKkKlansman tells the true story of Ron Stallworth, a black Colorado Springs police detective who successfully infiltrated a local chapter of the KKK. Also we talk about Pride & Prejudice and Blockers for what we've been watching. Two movies basically saying the same thing.
What We've Been Watching - 3:27
Featured Review: BlacKkKlansman - 11:29
Spoilers - 32:01
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This week we're going back to school for Eighth Grade, the directorial debut from Bo Burnham and distributor A24. In honor of watching a movie about the middle school experience we mercilessly bully each other and spend most of the time crying.
Between moments of our voices cracking and picking food out of braces we also talk about what we've been watching this week, including Cleopatra and The Bridge on the River Kwai.
What We've Been Watching - 5:56
Featured Review: Eighth Grade - 14:18
Spoilers - 28:26
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Rachael, Isaac, and Branden are uniquely trained and highly motivated - podcast specialists without equal - immune to any counter-criticism. There is no nuance they cannot extract, no plot device they cannot breach, no film they cannot critique. They have most likely anticipated this very movie and are waiting to strike in whatever direction Tom Cruise moves. They are the living manifestation of destiny, and this week they have made talking about Mission: Impossible - Fallout their mission.
What We've Been Watching - 4:14
Featured Review: Mission: Impossible - Fallout - 18:13
Spoilers - 42:44
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This week we take a break from all the summer action blockbusters and retreat into the woods for our review of Leave No Trace, the new film Debra Granik.
Also we talk big movies for what we've been watching this week.
What We've Been Watching - 2:45
Featured Review: Leave No Trace - 15:26
Spoilers - 26:01
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We put on our best earrings and our whitest voices this week for our review of the new film from Anna Purna pictures and director Boots Riley, Sorry to Bother You. We've been really excited to talk about this movie and if you just give us a few minutes of your time we'd be happy to tell you about this exciting *click*
Also, we talk about Paddington 2, The Thing, The First Purge, and Black Narcissus.
What We've Been Watching - 4:05
Featured Review: Sorry to Bother You - 15:31
Spoilers - 30:59
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This week we review the third and final Marvel movie to be released in 2018, Ant-Man and the Wasp! If you listening closely to this episode you can hear the bottom of the superhero barrel being scraped.
Also we have an extended talk about all the movies we've been watching this week, including Apocalypse Now, Lawrence of Arabia, and American Animals.
Intro/What We've Been Watching - 0:00
Featured Review: Ant-Man and the Wasp - 19:44
Spoilers - 31:55
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In this episode, nothing will make sense to your American ears. We're reviewing Sicario: Day of the Soldado, and we dug up Branden to rejoin us for the episode. What will we think of the sequel to one of our favorite movies of 2015? Listen and find out!
Also we talk about Sicario (duh), Michael Clayton, and Jurassic World.Intro/What We've Been Watching - 0:00
Featured Review: Sicario: Day of the Soldado - 9:15
Spoilers - 21:04
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The Park is gone. Does that mean the Gyrospheres are gone? Does that mean no more of those cute Jimmy Fallon videos? I like that Jimmy Fallon, he's so handsome and funny. This week we're reviewing Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, sans Fallon. Could it win the coveted prize of "Year's Best Sequel to a Reboot?" Find out! Also, we talk about Demolition Man, A Few Good Man, and The Departed.
Intro/What We've Been Watching - 0:00
Featured Review: Jurassic World: Fallon Kingdom - 10:44
Spoilers - 21:24
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This week we return to the beautiful, retro futuristic world of the Incredibles. We use our podcasting gifts with impunity and no shame, in a utopian world where we're finally allowed to be as great as we really are. Brad Bird would be so proud. Also we talk about The Breakfast Club and Game Night when we catch up on what we've been watching.
Intro/What We've Been Watching - 0:00
Featured Review: The Incredibles 2 - 9:44
Spoilers - 22:10
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We've got an A24 double feature this week! We bring back the Spotlight segment and so we can talk about First Reformed and Hereditary. Rachael covers First Reformed, a film about the priest of a small church who is slowly slipping into a state of horrible despair. And Isaac covers Hereditary, a film about a family experiencing horrific and strange events following the death of their matriarch. Not a lot of levity in this episode.
Plus, we had a plethora of trailers come out this week, and we do our best to talk about them all without just turning this into a trailer review podcast.This Week In Film - 0:40
Spotlight: First Reformed - 21:28
Spotlight: Hereditary - 29:17
First Reformed Spoilers - 37:38
Hereditary Spoilers - 45:46
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This week we're reviewing Upgrade, the new sci-fi action revenge movie. To optimize our podcasting abilities we installed microphones in our voice boxes, recording devices in our frontal lobes, and of course, guns in our arms. Also, we discuss Fahrenheit 451, Cargo, and Event Horizon for what we've been watching this week.
Intro/What We've Been Watching - 0:00
Featured Review: Upgrade - 11:37
Spoilers - 24:13
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Well, the day finally came. This week we're reviewing Solo, which apparently is a Star Wars story. So we're bringing in the big guns, in the form of our resident Star Wars expert and special guest host, David!
Intro/What We've Been Watching - 0:00
Featured Reviewed: Solo - 7:35
Spoilers - 23:40
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After seeing Branden off on his voyage to Valinor, Rachael and Isaac are back after taking a break! This week we're reviewing Deadpool 2, a movie that enjoys breaking the the fourth wall so much that it eventually just wanders into the audience. It's all sorts of ridiculous and we had a blast talking about it. Also, we go over the movies we have been watching lately, changing up our usual spotlight segment.
Intro/What We've Been Watching - 0:00
Featured Review: Deadpool 2 - 9:07
Spoilers - 20:55
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Thanos is here and he's come to kill half of our podcast! We review Avengers: Infinity War, the 19th film from the MCU. I will mention the number of films every single time we review one of these because that's the only way I know how to cope. Also, Branden spotlights the new film from Lynne Ramsay, You Were Never Really Here.
Spotlight: You Were Never Really Here - 2:56
Featured Review: Avengers: Infinity War - 13:09
Spoilers - 24:16
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As always we try to bring our insights to the most culturally relevant films, and we can't think of a better example than this episode. We review Joe Carnahan's 2006 movie, Smokin' Aces, much to Rachael's chagrin.Plus, Rachael spotlights Yojimbo, continuing our Kurosawa marathon.
Spotlight: Yojimbo - 2:37
Featured Review: Smokin' Aces - 11:37
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Shhh! Our review of A Quiet Place this week requires total silence. We wanted to make this entire episode in ASMR, but alas we couldn't commit to the gimmick. Instead we recorded the whole episode sitting on a mound of sand. Also, Isaac continues our Kurosawa marathon by spotlighting Throne of Blood.
Spotlight: Throne of Blood - 4:01
Featured Review: A Quiet Place - 14:51
Spoilers - 29:11
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This week we were diagnosed with Podcaster Flu and have since been exiled to Trash Island. While we're here we might as well review Wes Anderson's new film, Isle of Dogs. Plus Branden* heard some great gossip about his spotlight for us this week, Akira Kurosawa's Rashomon.
Spotlight: Rashomon -3:41
Featured Review: Isle of Dogs - 11:46
Spoilers - 27:31
*All Branden rants have been translated to English.
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